FabSwingers.com forum: how to reduce the male population on FAB

By *nne Callan OP Woman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Hi ladies

I have figured out how to reduce the male population on fab a bit. we should send out FANCY A FUCK messages to men. They would be so suprised they would have a heart attack.

(sorry gents couldnt resist. Ive had 3 fancy a fuck messages today)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Okay. Which six would we allow to live though ?

Six would mean two each for all the genuine female profiles on FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about "don't I know your wife?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must be a nightmare for the wwomen lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or project a hologram of a naked woman beckoning them to come to her on the edge of a cliff, what will then happen is like the scene from Ice Age with the Dodos

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"It must be a nightmare for the wwomen lol."

I know yeah, all that choice at their finger tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay. Which six would we allow to live though ?

Six would mean two each for all the genuine female profiles on FAB "

The genuine three? I'm so hurt!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

“Hi it’s your boss. Straight into my office in the morning please”

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Unexpected Thanos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi ladies

I have figured out how to reduce the male population on fab a bit. we should send out FANCY A FUCK messages to men. They would be so suprised they would have a heart attack.

(sorry gents couldnt resist. Ive had 3 fancy a fuck messages today)

If I get a message first I would think it was a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont believe all these claims by the women on here that they dont like the fancy a fuck messages, I'd be flattered if I was a breeder. I'm gonna have to test this first hand and start sending fancy a fuck messages to local women. I will report back with my "true" findings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t we have a good old fashioned cull?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Can’t we have a good old fashioned cull?

I’m in

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Let there be a cull....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t we have a good old fashioned cull?

What like how badgers are dealt with?

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"Hi ladies

I have figured out how to reduce the male population on fab a bit. we should send out FANCY A FUCK messages to men. They would be so suprised they would have a heart attack.

(sorry gents couldnt resist. Ive had 3 fancy a fuck messages today)

"
. Great idea. I hate it when we get those

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Paranoid about going outside now in case there is a fab female lurking with a high power rifle after identifying that I am to be culled....

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I thought you said ‘cult’. Disappointed

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

"Okay. Which six would we allow to live though ?

Six would mean two each for all the genuine female profiles on FAB

The genuine three? I'm so hurt!

There are more than 3 genuine Ladies on FAB. The real ones you can enjoy a Social with, play with or even if no play still have polite contact with about FAB, swinging etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about all of the bi guys send the straight guys cock pics and ask if they fancy a bum?

It might scare a few off, but then again, there is fab straight......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paranoid about going outside now in case there is a fab female lurking with a high power rifle after identifying that I am to be culled.... "

Look for the red dot on your mid section

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

How desperate must some people be to send a fancy a fuck message when the only basic information they have is the profile says its a Woman of a certain age/size

I recon 90% of the people who send these messages would shit themselves if the person said ok lets meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there 3 genuine ladies now? wow ..2 more must have joined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paranoid about going outside now in case there is a fab female lurking with a high power rifle after identifying that I am to be culled.... "

If you came out dress as your profile pic. You might be sucked at gunpoint.

Ps. I hold no responsibility if you take this fantasy as fact.

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

"Paranoid about going outside now in case there is a fab female lurking with a high power rifle after identifying that I am to be culled....

Look for the red dot on your mid section

Scary imagery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them all you love them and want to marry them and have babies and never ever ever ever want to leave them.

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By *antric ecstasyMan
over a year ago

Co Durham

"Hi ladies

I have figured out how to reduce the male population on fab a bit. we should send out FANCY A FUCK messages to men. They would be so suprised they would have a heart attack.

(sorry gents couldnt resist. Ive had 3 fancy a fuck messages today)

I've had a few of those. All from men. Never sent one though.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Tell them all you love them and want to marry them and have babies and never ever ever ever want to leave them.

Still swing though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you want to reduce the male population?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m happy to be sent one of those messages, for purely scientific or murderous purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing surprises me on here anymore! The most i’d do is maybe raise an eyebrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them all you love them and want to marry them and have babies and never ever ever ever want to leave them.

Still swing though?"

If that involves me tying you to a chair whilst I sit on another's large cock and then possibly make you suck it clean after ,then yes sure

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Tell them all you love them and want to marry them and have babies and never ever ever ever want to leave them.

Still swing though?

If that involves me tying you to a chair whilst I sit on another's large cock and then possibly make you suck it clean after ,then yes sure

That sounds quite specific for a hypothetical situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them all you love them and want to marry them and have babies and never ever ever ever want to leave them.

Still swing though?

If that involves me tying you to a chair whilst I sit on another's large cock and then possibly make you suck it clean after ,then yes sure

That sounds quite specific for a hypothetical situation

Just popped into my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It must be a nightmare for the wwomen lol.

I know yeah, all that choice at their finger tips

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That is right it must be difficult for them lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you said ‘cult’. Disappointed "

No reason why we can’t have both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

machine gun you can buy them in Wallmart

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I thought you said ‘cult’. Disappointed "

I’ve had many people call me one

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Tell them all you love them and want to marry them and have babies and never ever ever ever want to leave them.

that'll work. Nice knowing you all. Have fun

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Bromide added to all drinking liquids at the free fab sex parties they get invited to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them all you love them and want to marry them and have babies and never ever ever ever want to leave them.

that'll work. Nice knowing you all. Have fun "

Come baaaaaaaack.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay. Which six would we allow to live though ?

Six would mean two each for all the genuine female profiles on FAB

The genuine three? I'm so hurt!

Sound like my type of people!

There are more than 3 genuine Ladies on FAB. The real ones you can enjoy a Social with, play with or even if no play still have polite contact with about FAB, swinging etc"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paranoid about going outside now in case there is a fab female lurking with a high power rifle after identifying that I am to be culled....

Look for the red dot on your mid section

No forehead, has be a head shot!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Paranoid about going outside now in case there is a fab female lurking with a high power rifle after identifying that I am to be culled....

Look for the red dot on your mid section

No forehead, has be a head shot! "

There's no messing with these fab women.

Retreats to the snug where the fire is on and there are no windows to be shot through!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paranoid about going outside now in case there is a fab female lurking with a high power rifle after identifying that I am to be culled....

Look for the red dot on your mid section

No forehead, has be a head shot!

There's no messing with these fab women.

Retreats to the snug where the fire is on and there are no windows to be shot through! "

We’ll huff & we’ll puff until .........

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

This is why I don't go travelling!

A night in with my new Turkish in-laws (just the women). They were moaning that they were not yet on mains drains for water and sewage.

A flippant remark from me, was go on sex strike until the men of village connected them up. My husband months later sent me a newspaper article saying they were all connected and the husbands were finally having sex!

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By *ookingaboutMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Hi ladies

I have figured out how to reduce the male population on fab a bit. we should send out FANCY A FUCK messages to men. They would be so suprised they would have a heart attack.

(sorry gents couldnt resist. Ive had 3 fancy a fuck messages today)

Funny that I have had those messages a few time..... odd they never reply to my replies

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Maybe offer reading lessons instead of a cull

That way we wouldn't have to block single males xxx

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

"Paranoid about going outside now in case there is a fab female lurking with a high power rifle after identifying that I am to be culled....

Look for the red dot on your mid section

No forehead, has be a head shot! "

Oh that's harsh.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Hi ladies

I have figured out how to reduce the male population on fab a bit. we should send out FANCY A FUCK messages to men. They would be so suprised they would have a heart attack.

(sorry gents couldnt resist. Ive had 3 fancy a fuck messages today)

We could send out hitmen with duct tape to wheech all the dickpic guys and ship them to a deserted island with no internet.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Paranoid about going outside now in case there is a fab female lurking with a high power rifle after identifying that I am to be culled....

Look for the red dot on your mid section

No forehead, has be a head shot!

There's no messing with these fab women.

Retreats to the snug where the fire is on and there are no windows to be shot through!

We’ll huff & we’ll puff until ........."

Help!! I'm sure I just heard footsteps in my office above. Someone is obviously not in

mode

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