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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38

Who goes and if you do are you on good behaviour.

Ever done anything you've regretted come Monday?

A woman next to me was so pissed she completely missed the chair, arms and legs flailing in the air.

But the lap dance the year before (not by me) was the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m never on my best behaviour when drink is involved , I’ve done all sorts over the year, the best was a few years ago when I d*unkenly slid doesn’t the bannister in Spoons , I had a sore minty for days as I didn’t realise in my d*unken state it had bumps all the way down it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m never on my best behaviour when drink is involved , I’ve done all sorts over the year, the best was a few years ago when I d*unkenly slid doesn’t the bannister in Spoons , I had a sore minty for days as I didn’t realise in my d*unken state it had bumps all the way down it "

Sore minky not minty

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’m never on my best behaviour when drink is involved , I’ve done all sorts over the year, the best was a few years ago when I d*unkenly slid doesn’t the bannister in Spoons , I had a sore minty for days as I didn’t realise in my d*unken state it had bumps all the way down it "

Lol I can just imagine you. can't wait to have a night out with you. I really hope we get the chance

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"I’m never on my best behaviour when drink is involved , I’ve done all sorts over the year, the best was a few years ago when I d*unkenly slid doesn’t the bannister in Spoons , I had a sore minty for days as I didn’t realise in my d*unken state it had bumps all the way down it

Sore minky not minty "

That made me cross my legs involuntarily and wince

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m never on my best behaviour when drink is involved , I’ve done all sorts over the year, the best was a few years ago when I d*unkenly slid doesn’t the bannister in Spoons , I had a sore minty for days as I didn’t realise in my d*unken state it had bumps all the way down it

Lol I can just imagine you. can't wait to have a night out with you. I really hope we get the chance "

Let me know when you’re in these here parts next

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I was filmed yesterday busting some moves on the dance floor which was unceremoniously filmed then put on the work whatsapp chat group. Piss taking hasn't yet stopped

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’m never on my best behaviour when drink is involved , I’ve done all sorts over the year, the best was a few years ago when I d*unkenly slid doesn’t the bannister in Spoons , I had a sore minty for days as I didn’t realise in my d*unken state it had bumps all the way down it

Lol I can just imagine you. can't wait to have a night out with you. I really hope we get the chance

Let me know when you’re in these here parts next "

Most definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m never on my best behaviour when drink is involved , I’ve done all sorts over the year, the best was a few years ago when I d*unkenly slid doesn’t the bannister in Spoons , I had a sore minty for days as I didn’t realise in my d*unken state it had bumps all the way down it

Sore minky not minty

That made me cross my legs involuntarily and wince "

It was so funny at the time but the next morning it hurt to put my pants on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who goes and if you do are you on good behaviour.

Ever done anything you've regretted come Monday?

A woman next to me was so pissed she completely missed the chair, arms and legs flailing in the air.

But the lap dance the year before (not by me) was the best.

"

I am an absolute social grenade so yeah I always cringe come Monday.

Top 5 highlights include

Trying to kiss my boss

Falling over in front of my boss

Flashing my bum to my boss

Telling a guy that I always fancied him- he wasn’t actually with us and I’d never met him

Spilling my soup down myself. This is was before drink was involved

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’m never on my best behaviour when drink is involved , I’ve done all sorts over the year, the best was a few years ago when I d*unkenly slid doesn’t the bannister in Spoons , I had a sore minty for days as I didn’t realise in my d*unken state it had bumps all the way down it

Sore minky not minty

That made me cross my legs involuntarily and wince

It was so funny at the time but the next morning it hurt to put my pants on "

Jeez..me and you would so be in trouble together

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Who goes and if you do are you on good behaviour.

Ever done anything you've regretted come Monday?

A woman next to me was so pissed she completely missed the chair, arms and legs flailing in the air.

But the lap dance the year before (not by me) was the best.

I am an absolute social grenade so yeah I always cringe come Monday.

Top 5 highlights include

Trying to kiss my boss

Falling over in front of my boss

Flashing my bum to my boss

Telling a guy that I always fancied him- he wasn’t actually with us and I’d never met him

Spilling my soup down myself. This is was before drink was involved "

I am belly laughing. you need to come out with me and Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who goes and if you do are you on good behaviour.

Ever done anything you've regretted come Monday?

A woman next to me was so pissed she completely missed the chair, arms and legs flailing in the air.

But the lap dance the year before (not by me) was the best.

I am an absolute social grenade so yeah I always cringe come Monday.

Top 5 highlights include

Trying to kiss my boss

Falling over in front of my boss

Flashing my bum to my boss

Telling a guy that I always fancied him- he wasn’t actually with us and I’d never met him

Spilling my soup down myself. This is was before drink was involved

I am belly laughing. you need to come out with me and Cheeky "

Sounds good. If you don’t mind a total liability tagging along

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Who goes and if you do are you on good behaviour.

Ever done anything you've regretted come Monday?

A woman next to me was so pissed she completely missed the chair, arms and legs flailing in the air.

But the lap dance the year before (not by me) was the best.

I am an absolute social grenade so yeah I always cringe come Monday.

Top 5 highlights include

Trying to kiss my boss

Falling over in front of my boss

Flashing my bum to my boss

Telling a guy that I always fancied him- he wasn’t actually with us and I’d never met him

Spilling my soup down myself. This is was before drink was involved "

Social grenade indeed!

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Who goes and if you do are you on good behaviour.

Ever done anything you've regretted come Monday?

A woman next to me was so pissed she completely missed the chair, arms and legs flailing in the air.

But the lap dance the year before (not by me) was the best.

I am an absolute social grenade so yeah I always cringe come Monday.

Top 5 highlights include

Trying to kiss my boss

Falling over in front of my boss

Flashing my bum to my boss

Telling a guy that I always fancied him- he wasn’t actually with us and I’d never met him

Spilling my soup down myself. This is was before drink was involved

I am belly laughing. you need to come out with me and Cheeky

Sounds good. If you don’t mind a total liability tagging along "

love it

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

Mine usually involves telling women I fancy them. So far my middle aged charms have been spurned... but there’s always next year!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

In the past my works' xmas party has been too over priced to go. I'd probably just sit I the corner anyway

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

It’s our next week. Starts off well and in good humour but a group of us leave when the carnage starts - all of our directors will be there. It’s not a pretty sight and I’d rather not be remembered for my d*unken antics at the annual Christmas party! I’ll leave that trophy for someone else

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Telling an intern after she accused me of looking at her boobs that I was and her bum was quite nice as well

Drinking vodka with a friend we got a bit touchy feely, but she had a bf

Drinking so much vodka I don’t remember post midnight and have visions of me going in to night club paying entrance feel with credit card - woke up in the morning tux round my ankles, cock out, in hotel sick down the window - had the shakes all the next morning

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Telling an intern after she accused me of looking at her boobs that I was and her bum was quite nice as well

Drinking vodka with a friend we got a bit touchy feely, but she had a bf

Drinking so much vodka I don’t remember post midnight and have visions of me going in to night club paying entrance feel with credit card - woke up in the morning tux round my ankles, cock out, in hotel sick down the window - had the shakes all the next morning

"

OMG that's quite a night

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Telling an intern after she accused me of looking at her boobs that I was and her bum was quite nice as well

Drinking vodka with a friend we got a bit touchy feely, but she had a bf

Drinking so much vodka I don’t remember post midnight and have visions of me going in to night club paying entrance feel with credit card - woke up in the morning tux round my ankles, cock out, in hotel sick down the window - had the shakes all the next morning

OMG that's quite a night "

It wasn’t the same night I think it was 2 different nights

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"It’s our next week. Starts off well and in good humour but a group of us leave when the carnage starts - all of our directors will be there. It’s not a pretty sight and I’d rather not be remembered for my d*unken antics at the annual Christmas party! I’ll leave that trophy for someone else "

Yes...the car age sure does follow. I have seen the walk of shame up the office Just grateful it's not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont go out with work anymore, mainly because I make such a twat out of myself.

I went out with all the drs one night and thought it funny to tit wank a huge beer garden umbrella, then flashed my tits, rained out some unsavoury truth bombs on everyone and my partner at the time found me wandering my house with only my shoes on and a piece of toast in each hand.

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

Not me (THANKFULLY) back in the early 00s

I remember at one works do; watching the boss get a hand job and sloppy teenage snog from my team leader, while her shell shocked new husband watched in...

Oh and someone shat in a sink in the ladies.

Me, I'm very tame at works dos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is my works do tonight. Hopefully it will be a civilised affair...

We are going to play 'Pull Bingo' though later

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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The company one was last night, and I was sober so very well behaved - even if I drink I just get a bit tipsy and try and get everyone to dance.

Team ones are a different story - there are things that will never be spoken of from team nights out!

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I dont go out with work anymore, mainly because I make such a twat out of myself.

I went out with all the drs one night and thought it funny to tit wank a huge beer garden umbrella, then flashed my tits, rained out some unsavoury truth bombs on everyone and my partner at the time found me wandering my house with only my shoes on and a piece of toast in each hand. "

I'm impressed that you made toast

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The company one was last night, and I was sober so very well behaved - even if I drink I just get a bit tipsy and try and get everyone to dance.

Team ones are a different story - there are things that will never be spoken of from team nights out! "

I love a team night out..go on you can tell us ..your fab team

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I haven’t been to the work’s Christmas do in 5 years, I hate all the formality of it.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’d go if my boss wasn’t such a complete bell-end and I trusted myself to keep my mouth shut.

The more I think about my job, 90% of my salary goes towards not pushing him down the stairs and only 10% towards producing work

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’d go if my boss wasn’t such a complete bell-end and I trusted myself to keep my mouth shut.

The more I think about my job, 90% of my salary goes towards not pushing him down the stairs and only 10% towards producing work"

There must be lots of people who unload a few home truths after a couple of bevvies. Best not to go eh

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

I learned some years ago not to mix work with consumption of alcohol. I try to avoid these occasions altogether.

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I haven’t been to the work’s Christmas do in 5 years, I hate all the formality of it. "

I'm not one for formalities. I haven't gone to this years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go and as behaviour goes - I'm not at work so got nothing to do with work. I enjoy myself as behave just as when I'm out not with work colleagues.

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

Avoid like the plague

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll prolly get pissed and have a good laugh, maybe fall over and have everyone laugh at me but that's ok. I won't do anything to jeopardize my job.

I've never done anything I regret at a works do.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My work do a few drinks in town.

Dicks works do I usually drink to much and tell people exactly how I feel about them, flirt wind the young lads up.

Nothing I don't do anyway.

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