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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow he was clearly nuts

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I can't imagine anyone turning you away

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I can't imagine anyone turning you away

He even watched me to my car hahaha

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can't imagine anyone turning you away

He even watched me to my car hahaha"

Wow just wow..I can't figure it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't imagine anyone turning you away

He even watched me to my car hahaha

Wow just wow..I can't figure it out"
my door is open . So in my bed

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

Wow what an absolute twat!

He's clearly blind and stupid

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

If your a quarter as good as your pics I'd be over the moon if you were knocking on my door

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?"

Tbh I kind of admire you for turning up at a strangers house!

I always have a social in a public place first - and in t’old days when I actually shagged I sometimes met in a club!

I only fancy about 30% of the people I meet for socials - so would hate to feel compelled to have sex with them by meeting them at a house or hotel straight away! X

And btw - I think you’re very pretty - and certainly not overweight! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?"

Yes a couple of years back , but best not to discuss it on here as I’d be shot at dawn ( wouldn’t want to offend a particular type)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?"

That's a favourite, couple times we have turned up to meeting after, messages, exchanged photos, phone call and they looked nothing like their photos. Although the being the other half of a long time pro photographer hes pretty good at dating (age of or how old photos are), but he's fully admit it's no an exact science

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, she pointed at my penis, laughed and said what the fuck am I supposed to do with that.

Very much unexpected and WTF, not a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy needs new glasses you are super hot hunni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?"

This is my ultimate horror nightmare! And what an absolute fucktard for saying that to you. No one deserves to be treated like that. I'm all riled up now

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?"

You must be amazing at photoshop

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?"

We had a meet where the person was nothing like the picture. That was a wtf moment and awkward all round. We generally met at clubs so folk see exactly who we are etc and we are exactly as we are on here and photos only a couple of months old. Wish everyone was the same

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?"

For the record re his comment to u idiot. His loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, she pointed at my penis, laughed and said what the fuck am I supposed to do with that.

Very much unexpected and WTF, not a good day

This is ridiculous! How rude! And not in a good way!

x N

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, she pointed at my penis, laughed and said what the fuck am I supposed to do with that.

Very much unexpected and WTF, not a good day

May I offer my opinion please

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

"One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?"

Parallel Universe moment?

They were on something that reduced judgement- severely?

Well they were barmy.

Social is a good fun way to have the wtf moment or have the imagination action start on what play could look like while flirting....

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

How is he rude? Clearly he knows what he like and not like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've been catfished a couple of times. Both socials, has we always have a social before a meet.

And on our first ever arranged social, we confirmed, turned up and she was a no show, however I noticed a man in a car near the entrance of the pub bashing his bishop... LOL We came off fab for several months after that one!

x N

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't imagine anyone turning you away

Neither can I. I can't believe what I just read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, she pointed at my penis, laughed and said what the fuck am I supposed to do with that.

Very much unexpected and WTF, not a good day

May I offer my opinion please

Anytime

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Yes, she pointed at my penis, laughed and said what the fuck am I supposed to do with that.

Very much unexpected and WTF, not a good day

Jesus that's harsh!

Granted mine's not all that impressive but fortunately no one's ever laughed at it yet. Or not when I'm around to hear it, at least

I genuinely hope it didn't debt your confidence too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, she pointed at my penis, laughed and said what the fuck am I supposed to do with that.

Very much unexpected and WTF, not a good day

Jesus that's harsh!

Granted mine's not all that impressive but fortunately no one's ever laughed at it yet. Or not when I'm around to hear it, at least

I genuinely hope it didn't debt your confidence too much"

It did, killed it.

Left FAB, took almost a year before I had the confidence to be naked with a woman again.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Yes, she pointed at my penis, laughed and said what the fuck am I supposed to do with that.

Very much unexpected and WTF, not a good day

Not had that, thankfully.

Normally send a pic a get called an ugly ginger fuck though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?"

Omg! Well he was obviously an absolute idiot (for want of a stronger word)

I wouldn't turn you away! You gorgeous and we're lovely to me recently too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

No I havent. However I always mention to people that I'm petite because I do look taller for some reason in my pictures. I look bigger as well than I am in real life. They say the camera never lies but it does....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, she pointed at my penis, laughed and said what the fuck am I supposed to do with that.

Very much unexpected and WTF, not a good day

Jesus that's harsh!

Granted mine's not all that impressive but fortunately no one's ever laughed at it yet. Or not when I'm around to hear it, at least

I genuinely hope it didn't debt your confidence too much

It did, killed it.

Left FAB, took almost a year before I had the confidence to be naked with a woman again."

That's awful. I'm sorry you had to go through that. Some of women wouldn't be that disgustingly awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I havent. However I always mention to people that I'm petite because I do look taller for some reason in my pictures. I look bigger as well than I am in real life. They say the camera never lies but it does...."

In the same boat. Just had to look at your height on your profile and we are pretty much the same.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?"

Yes i can confirm that _oodnitegirl is actually 7 foot six inches tall, with a 15 inch waistline. Or when she takes the corset off, 3 foot 8 tall with a 57 inch waist....

(just kidding gng, you know that you are absolutely perfect in every way xxxx)

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

In the same boat. Just had to look at your height on your profile and we are pretty much the same. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, on a previous profile someone said I was larger than they expected even though I say I’m ample and the bloody hypocrite said he was taller than he was and said he was average but had a beer belly

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Yes, she pointed at my penis, laughed and said what the fuck am I supposed to do with that.

Very much unexpected and WTF, not a good day

I am honestly cannot beleive I am reading this. That is so out of order x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Some people can be so fucking mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, she pointed at my penis, laughed and said what the fuck am I supposed to do with that.

Very much unexpected and WTF, not a good day

May I offer my opinion please

Anytime

Please forward it in my box

postbox

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

How some people act to others beggars belief !

For those that have experienced this, I’m sorry, but it is their small minded shallowness of a character and not a reflection of you

Individuals like that don’t deserve your time

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Yes, she pointed at my penis, laughed and said what the fuck am I supposed to do with that.

Very much unexpected and WTF, not a good day

So sorry you had that experience! I'm Gobsmacked!

Judge your partners well, kindness and respect is so high on my list when I'm sensing into who I meet x

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Some people can be so fucking mean

I second this...

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"How some people act to others beggars belief !

For those that have experienced this, I’m sorry, but it is their small minded shallowness of a character and not a reflection of you

Individuals like that don’t deserve your time "

I echo this .. try never to value yourself on the careless actions or words of others.

Work hard at this in life !

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By *rallyFixated1Man
over a year ago

tipton

"One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?"

Come knock at my door. I wouldn’t turn you away if you were a Jehovah’s Witness

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

What a bell end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep, on a previous profile someone said I was larger than they expected even though I say I’m ample and the bloody hypocrite said he was taller than he was and said he was average but had a beer belly

Yeah but we still fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?"
awwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went for a coffee with a bloke who I thought was a catfish. He turned out to be very real, very friendly and totally gorgeous. Very surprised! An actual positive wtf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but we still fucked.

Yeah, from behind and with a bag over my head

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Oh god. Some of these stories are awful. I mean, I found it quite comical (not the fact I had driven for 30 mins) but the fact anyone could think I was tall. I’m mini and all tits and ass but that’s just how god built me. I just went and met someone else and had a good night but the pointing at the willy story is making me want to growl, genuinely. Some people have a right way of saying things!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had a couple of WTF in a good way moments too.

I met someone on here about five years ago who was tall, good looking, polite and sexy as fuck.

We went to a hotel, had lots of hanky panky and watched Match of the Day

We’re still in touch now and although real life means we don’t meet up often, he’s still as lovely as ever. I would never have expected someone like him to be interested in someone like me

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I’ve had a couple of WTF in a good way moments too.

I met someone on here about five years ago who was tall, good looking, polite and sexy as fuck.

We went to a hotel, had lots of hanky panky and watched Match of the Day

We’re still in touch now and although real life means we don’t meet up often, he’s still as lovely as ever. I would never have expected someone like him to be interested in someone like me

You sound like a real catch! I leave the room when the theme tune starts haha

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

He was obviously not right in the head. A 100% prick.

You're truly beautiful with an awesome figure and a heart of gold. We are honoured to be able to call you a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?"

He sent you away? Is he blind? I'm straight and I wouldn't send you away!!!

Definitely his loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?awwwww

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u got similar response then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No never had this im not a horrible bastard tbh unless i am forced to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a guy last weeek whos pictures were at least 20 years old.. He was fatter, older, baldler.. And clearly nothing like his pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had a couple of WTF in a good way moments too.

I met someone on here about five years ago who was tall, good looking, polite and sexy as fuck.

We went to a hotel, had lots of hanky panky and watched Match of the Day

We’re still in touch now and although real life means we don’t meet up often, he’s still as lovely as ever. I would never have expected someone like him to be interested in someone like me

I love this.

Someone like you... someone lovely...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

He left to go and get KFC

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Yes, she pointed at my penis, laughed and said what the fuck am I supposed to do with that.

Very much unexpected and WTF, not a good day

Jesus that's harsh!

Granted mine's not all that impressive but fortunately no one's ever laughed at it yet. Or not when I'm around to hear it, at least

I genuinely hope it didn't debt your confidence too much

It did, killed it.

Left FAB, took almost a year before I had the confidence to be naked with a woman again."

That's fucking awful. Some people shouldn't be allowed to have sex. She doesn't deserve cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?"
well he must of been mad

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Yes, she pointed at my penis, laughed and said what the fuck am I supposed to do with that.

Very much unexpected and WTF, not a good day

Jesus that's harsh!

Granted mine's not all that impressive but fortunately no one's ever laughed at it yet. Or not when I'm around to hear it, at least

I genuinely hope it didn't debt your confidence too much

It did, killed it.

Left FAB, took almost a year before I had the confidence to be naked with a woman again."

No one should have to be treated like that. She was obviously an evil piece of work. Sincerely hope you have gained your confidence back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many are deceptive with their pics. They can't be surprised when people think they look different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are all me no faked ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look tall, quite slim, and leggy in my pics, and probably better looking too, haha- but I wear killer heels to elongate the legs, I’m also quite good with lighting and camera angles- I do always tell everyone that though.

So hopefully no one has had any mast surprises.

Had a guy complain that my boobs were smaller than he thought when I first joined. Not sure why he thought they’d be bigger as I said in the profile I had small boobs, and my pics showed that fact too. He said he wasn’t bothered, but kind of made me feel a bit crappy, as if I was disappointing x

Viv xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look tall, quite slim, and leggy in my pics, and probably better looking too, haha- but I wear killer heels to elongate the legs, I’m also quite good with lighting and camera angles- I do always tell everyone that though.

So hopefully no one has had any mast surprises.

Viv xx

Nasty not mast surprises xx

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

"One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?"

You wouldnt have got in my door either.... well not before id ripped your clothes straight off at 1st sight and got to work on you on the doorstep x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

One must have sent his grandfather, not wanting me to be stood up. I could see a slight resemblance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One meet the guy turned up.. but was about 7 to 8 st heavier than his pictures.. i said your not like your photos.. "oh i let myself go since those pics."

Carried on for a social only..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One bloke Once sent me away from his doorstep as ‘look fatter in real life’ and apparently many expect a 6-footer from the pics!

Ever had a wtf moment on a meet or anything said to you that you didn’t expect?"
you got told you where fatter in person you look toned to me would of said fuck off to him an laughed how rude

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Well, I think you look absolutely gorgeous so what the hell he was expecting is beyond my comprehension! I know this thread wasn't meant to be about you directly, but if I could be your age and have your figure I'd be very happy indeed!

In the name of the thread, all I have had lately is men ignoring what I am looking for, lying about their age, looking a lot older than their pics suggest, so no wonder I haven't had sex in nearly 3 years!

All I need is truthfulness and attraction, you wouldn't think it was that hard, but my god it is!

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