FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite new joke?

By *uit and boots OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Someone threw and hit me with a bottle of Omega 3 pills today.

I’m ok, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

not bad...

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By *r Rubba LoverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Someone threw and hit me with a bottle of Omega 3 pills today.

I’m ok, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

Don't blame me.. This was vicky coren-mitchell. ..

'Found out I had a relative died at Auswitch'...

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'He fell out of a guard tower'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parking in a Multistory Car Park is just wrong.........on so many levels..!

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By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

Well, I've never had a lentil on my face...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Tory party or is that an old joke?

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Your mummas so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Tory party or is that an old joke?"
yawn bloody politics have a day off

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Someone threw and hit me with a bottle of Omega 3 pills today.

I’m ok, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

Don't blame me.. This was vicky coren-mitchell. ..

'Found out I had a relative died at Auswitch'...

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'He fell out of a guard tower'"

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By *uit and boots OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

Well, I've never had a lentil on my face...

Bravo!

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By *uit and boots OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

not bad..."

Reminds me:

Alright love, I’ve got the name of that famous Welsh railway station tattooed on my cock.

Yeah, Rhyl!

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By *oyo5053Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater

Two oranges walk in to a bar..one turns to the other and says 'you're round '

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"Two oranges walk in to a bar..one turns to the other and says 'you're round ' "

Two obese guys in a bar.

One says "Your round."

"So are you, you fat bastard!", replies the other.

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"Guys, we really have to stop testing our products on animals."

"Why? The shampoo companies do it all the time."

"Yeah, but we make dildoes."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three packets of crisps go to a rave. A bloke asks if they want to buy some ecstasy, one says "no thanks mate, we're all ready salted"

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By *r Rubba LoverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Two atoms were walking down the road.

One stopped and said to the other....'I've lost an electron.'

The other one says...'Are you sure'?

The first one says 'Yup...I'm positive'.

*boomtish*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once was a triangle player in a reggae band....

I just used to stand at the back and "ting"

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