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"I'll adopt you both. Tell her to do one. I'll get you something cool. ![]() Oh I adore you ![]() | |||
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"When Ash's sister asked him what we would like for Christmas, he said a four slice toaster! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my ex in laws were very practical people one year they bought us giant sized tin foil & cling film. lasted years ![]() I'd love that. ![]() | |||
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"my ex in laws were very practical people one year they bought us giant sized tin foil & cling film. lasted years ![]() See, I’d appreciate that! | |||
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"my ex in laws were very practical people one year they bought us giant sized tin foil & cling film. lasted years ![]() at the time I thought wtf but actually it was a great gift ![]() | |||
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"my ex in laws were very practical people one year they bought us giant sized tin foil & cling film. lasted years ![]() ![]() My best friend always buys me a jar of coffee when she comes round for dinner as it's more useful and practical than flowers. I love that. | |||
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"I once got a replacement toilet seat ![]() ![]() ![]() Did you need a replacement? | |||
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"My ex mother in law bought me a cafetiere. When I opened it she said "I know you hate coffee, it's for when we visit" Thanks! " ![]() | |||
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"Aftershave, it’s possibly one of the most gifted present I receive. Oh another bottle of aftershave, why thanks. I’ll stick it with the other 50 bottles I’ve got ![]() Always wondered why ‘smellies’ were an appropriate gift | |||
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"my ex in laws were very practical people one year they bought us giant sized tin foil & cling film. lasted years ![]() Practical, or very kinky? | |||
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"One year, I asked my then husband for a big roomy hoodie to slouch around in. I wore size large, so asked for a women's XL or a men's large. He bought me a women's medium, "thought you'd like it better." The worst part was that he bought me a nice nightie--size 2XL. He obviously never looked at me." My in-laws once bought me size six pyjamas. They knew I wasn’t a size six, they just didn’t want to offend me by getting me my actual size ![]() | |||
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"I once got a replacement toilet seat ![]() ![]() ![]() Nope I’d just bought one lol | |||
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"A hand held hoover for the stairs. My delightful husband of the time thought he was being nice " But did it make the stairs look better?? ![]() | |||
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"One year C’s mum bought me three boxes of cereal. She bought C’s brother’s girlfriend an expensive necklace and earring set. I had been around a year longer than her, who had only been around a month and a half. And she knew I didn’t like the cereal she bought me. ![]() ooh dear | |||
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"Wow, i think I've been really lucky when i read this thread :D" Me too.. ![]() | |||
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"I once got a lovely coffee set...the only problem was I can't stand coffee ![]() I’ll have it. Lol. I love coffee. X | |||
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"Oh and another colleague was given a pair of crotchless knickers by her son and daughter in law. That was an awkward Christmas lunch." ![]() | |||
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"Oh and another colleague was given a pair of crotchless knickers by her son and daughter in law. That was an awkward Christmas lunch. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Some square sausages " We love square sausage!! J x | |||
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"I once got a replacement toilet seat ![]() ![]() ![]() I've gifted one of those before, but only because the person had repeatedly complimented our soft close seat and her toilet seat had had it. | |||
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"Oh and another colleague was given a pair of crotchless knickers by her son and daughter in law. That was an awkward Christmas lunch. ![]() Get some for your MIL. Please do it !! ![]() | |||
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"Some square sausages " I love square sausage.... especially with haggis in the middle of it. | |||
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"Some square sausages I love square sausage.... especially with haggis in the middle of it." Easier to fuck yourself with a normal sausage though | |||
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"Oh and another colleague was given a pair of crotchless knickers by her son and daughter in law. That was an awkward Christmas lunch. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bought the wife a washing machine She had been going on that we needed a new one Thought I'd kill 2 birds with one stone... In my defence I was very young and inexperienced and will NEVER EVER!! make that mistake again " ![]() | |||
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"I'd blanked this from my memory. My first husband bought "me" a three piece suite. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd blanked this from my memory. My first husband bought "me" a three piece suite. ![]() ![]() ![]() Green and very old fashioned. He also had a terrible gambling habit which meant I ended up paying the instalments on it anyway | |||
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"I'd blanked this from my memory. My first husband bought "me" a three piece suite. ![]() ![]() Sounds like a very practical guy. | |||
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"I'd blanked this from my memory. My first husband bought "me" a three piece suite. ![]() ![]() if his intention was to get rid of me he certainly was | |||
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"I'd blanked this from my memory. My first husband bought "me" a three piece suite. ![]() ![]() ![]() I like green! Cars, furniture, the lot I'd love a green sofa, although not sure if the Chesterfield style would be all that comfortable | |||
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"Worst thing I ever received was an animatronic Billy Bass singing fish God knows what the people who got it me were thinking, but it's about the only thing I've ever given to a charity shop at the first available opportunity " I share your pain. My ex's stepmother had a habit of taking "Christmas presents" rather too literally. She would buy people Christmas stuff (decorations etc.) for Christmas and hand them out on Christmas day. You know, 12 days before you're supposed to pack the whole lot away again, when you could have 'enjoyed' the thing from the beginning of Dec_mber right through to early January. One such gift was the Christmas Big Mouth Billy Bass. Basically the standard one, but with a Santa hat glued on it, and it sang Christmas songs. I think I still have it in a box in the loft, somewhere. | |||
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"I'd blanked this from my memory. My first husband bought "me" a three piece suite. ![]() ![]() ![]() I like green too but if I'm having furniture in my house I like to have a say in what furniture and not be given it as a gift when we would both have use of it. As it happened he had a terrible gambling addiction and never had any money so I ended up paying the instalments | |||
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"Worst thing I ever received was an animatronic Billy Bass singing fish God knows what the people who got it me were thinking, but it's about the only thing I've ever given to a charity shop at the first available opportunity I share your pain. My ex's stepmother had a habit of taking "Christmas presents" rather too literally. She would buy people Christmas stuff (decorations etc.) for Christmas and hand them out on Christmas day. You know, 12 days before you're supposed to pack the whole lot away again, when you could have 'enjoyed' the thing from the beginning of Dec_mber right through to early January. One such gift was the Christmas Big Mouth Billy Bass. Basically the standard one, but with a Santa hat glued on it, and it sang Christmas songs. I think I still have it in a box in the loft, somewhere." Oh dear god, that sounds kind something out of one of Dante's circles of hell | |||
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"I'd blanked this from my memory. My first husband bought "me" a three piece suite. ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahahahahaha so I read this as ‘suit’ and thought he had bought you a green, three piece suit ![]() | |||
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"My uncle one gave me a lovely wooden bowl filled with nuts and a nutcracker. I have a nut allergy. ![]() That's brilliant ![]() | |||
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"My ex Mother in Law got us an A4 photo frame with a picture of her in it " ![]() | |||
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