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Musty minge... vaginal cleanliness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

 Ladies im sure many reading this have had a dose of it for whatever reason at some stage and some guys & girls have been on the receiving end of a less than flowery lady garden... how would you react if someone you were seeing piped up and said youve got a case of 'musty minge' how would you feel? Would you expect them to tell you? Would you see at as disrespectful if they did mention it? Or would you be thankfull they had mentioned it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankful

Gracious me, no one wants a musty smell there

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


" Ladies im sure many reading this have had a dose of it for whatever reason at some stage and some guys & girls have been on the receiving end of a less than flowery lady garden... how would you react if someone you were seeing piped up and said youve got a case of 'musty minge' how would you feel? Would you expect them to tell you? Would you see at as disrespectful if they did mention it? Or would you be thankfull they had mentioned it?"

It really depends how they said it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just carry on eating like a dog with a bag of hot chips, to be polite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can be Pamela Anderson but sorry if she’s got disco fanny then she’s getting kicked out of bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Ladies im sure many reading this have had a dose of it for whatever reason at some stage and some guys & girls have been on the receiving end of a less than flowery lady garden... how would you react if someone you were seeing piped up and said youve got a case of 'musty minge' how would you feel? Would you expect them to tell you? Would you see at as disrespectful if they did mention it? Or would you be thankfull they had mentioned it?"

I’d want to be told, politely

And I’d probs never be able to look him in the face again. So, no more missionary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd just carry on eating like a dog with a bag of hot chips, to be polite.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I agree with Keeley. Delivery is everything on this one.

I'd want to know but I'm not sure who I'd necessarily want to tell me.

The whole idea makes me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be greatful as most people don't detect bacterial vaginosis (which more often than not is the reason for a strong odor) on themselves, or they do but then over wash which in turn makes it a hell of a lot worse.

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

I'd rather know,but then I always make sure I'm smelling sweet down there,even after a 12hr shift.. no one likes funky smelling crotch lol....same as I can't stand bad breath..

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I'm just baffled why this popped in your head OP.....

Are you looking for the best way to deliver this info yourself?....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Thankful; it's the sort of thing I'd be mortified to find out but I'd want to resolve as soon as possible. We're all adults and the vagina is a really delicate area - even using different washing powders or a soap can alter its pH and result in a different smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be weird as there is no way id meet anyone without doing a self smell I mean its not hard your having a shower slip a finger or two in and sniff then I know im clean every time if i had any smell down there then I would not meet and investigate why

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I'd like to be told... in a polite way too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always have a sly finger sniff before goin in

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"I'd just carry on eating like a dog with a bag of hot chips, to be polite.

"

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd want to know discreetly. Don't shout it across Tesco like.

Oh hang on. It would explain why men lick .. then hurl. Lick.. then hurl.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I'd want to know discreetly. Don't shout it across Tesco like.

Oh hang on. It would explain why men lick .. then hurl. Lick.. then hurl. "

Just spat me tea out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd just carry on eating like a dog with a bag of hot chips, to be polite.

"

Classy as...

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By *rallyFixated1Man
over a year ago

tipton

Am I the only man here that kinda likes a bit of flavour?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Am I the only man here that kinda likes a bit of flavour? "

Strawberry.....can be done

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I'd just carry on eating like a dog with a bag of hot chips, to be polite.

"

Same as me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd want to know discreetly. Don't shout it across Tesco like.

Oh hang on. It would explain why men lick .. then hurl. Lick.. then hurl. "

Bahhhahahahahahhahaa!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I would of thought any self-respecting woman would bloody well know and avoid meeting until said ‘minge’ was clean again

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By *hiteknight82Man
over a year ago

falmouth

probably easiest to say it as it is. get in the shower you filthy cow. stinking down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't take Gwyneth Paltrow's advice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She can be Pamela Anderson but sorry if she’s got disco fanny then she’s getting kicked out of bed"

She has a glittery ball hanging from it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be greatful as most people don't detect bacterial vaginosis (which more often than not is the reason for a strong odor) on themselves, or they do but then over wash which in turn makes it a hell of a lot worse. "

BV doesn't always smell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would of thought any self-respecting woman would bloody well know and avoid meeting until said ‘minge’ was clean again "

'minge'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just don't take Gwyneth Paltrow's advice!"

Which is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just don't take Gwyneth Paltrow's advice!

Which is? "

Vaginal steaming

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield


"probably easiest to say it as it is. get in the shower you filthy cow. stinking down there"

The most common cause is washing too much and using perfumed soaps, bubble bath, shampoo or shower gel in the bath that upset the delicate bacterial balance.

Another cause is using vaginal deodorants, washes or douches.

It is seldom caused by lack of hygiene and more often caused by too much washing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just don't take Gwyneth Paltrow's advice!

Which is?

Vaginal steaming"

Why not? I'm asking that not knowing the logistics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just don't take Gwyneth Paltrow's advice!

Which is?

Vaginal steaming

Why not? I'm asking that not knowing the logistics. "

Changing the temperature of the vagina is going to allow different bacteria and yeasts to develop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only man here that kinda likes a bit of flavour? "

Message famously sent from Napoleon to Josephine: "Home in four days, don't wash." I've encountered this in real life too. I'm someone who only plays when I'm fresh from the bath but we all have our individual turn ons. You're in good company with old Boney

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

...alternatively, suggest a jet wash with car snow-foam..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...alternatively, suggest a jet wash with car snow-foam.. "

brilliant

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"...alternatively, suggest a jet wash with car snow-foam..

brilliant "

Even the nozzle is the right shape..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"probably easiest to say it as it is. get in the shower you filthy cow. stinking down there"

A shower can't fix BV. It can fix sweaty and stale.

Men, the same applies to you. Smelly, stale cock is a thing.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Just don't take Gwyneth Paltrow's advice!

Which is?

Vaginal steaming

Why not? I'm asking that not knowing the logistics. "

I'm sure I also read about people with steam burns from this bonkers practice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"probably easiest to say it as it is. get in the shower you filthy cow. stinking down there

A shower can't fix BV. It can fix sweaty and stale.

Men, the same applies to you. Smelly, stale cock is a thing.

"

Yeah... Sometimes a man isn't a tiger in bed but he fucking smells like one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd want to be told.

A friend of mine was told by her husband that she was a bit smelly down there, nither of them understood why as she was very hygiene conscious and never had an issue before.

She went to the doctors and it turns out the smell was caused by pre cancerous cells.

Her husband saying something possibly saved her life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be flipping mortified but respect that he said something. I've met guys with b.o., stinky rings and toilet papered cocks and never said anything. I need to get tougher.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I doubt anyone has ever had a case of 'musty minge'.

And what I doubt even more is that most men can actually identify the natural scent of a woman given the zillion vulgar euphemisms they use.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would be flipping mortified but respect that he said something. I've met guys with b.o., stinky rings and toilet papered cocks and never said anything. I need to get tougher. "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Context is all. Always. Someone who is a dick deserves to be shown the door. It's perfectly acceptable to discuss hygiene appropriately and also to discontinue any meet for whatever reason too. There are medical reasons why someone may also be confused or wrong about fragrance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would of thought any self-respecting woman would bloody well know and avoid meeting until said ‘minge’ was clean again "

You'd think this wouldn't you but I'm sure there are some that aren't bothered

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Good reason for everyone to respect their largest organ and avoid contact with anything that is going to disrupt your natural skin health, whilst still keeping yourself clean. We're totally stupid, how we abuse our health

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread made laugh, purely because of the terms Musty Minge and Disco Fanny haha

I think it's a hard topic to approach with someone and not cause them at least a modicum of offence. At the same time if someone as a Tangy Taco, or a Stinky Winky for that matter, they're better off knowing imo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No id man up and plunge into the clunge

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A woman's vagina is self cleansing and doesn't need any other cleaning, in fact it's harmful to do so. Anything other than a natural female smell indicates a problem.

Her external genitals can be cleaned with water though.

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Only two reasons for it that i can think of - poor hygiene or a medical problem and the lady should know herself without the need to be told.

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