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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

There i was in the shower, having a wet shave, triple blade razor. Razor needed rinsing i needed a pee. 20 seconds later, sorted.

It gets better, i recruited a new member too. Guy next to me is shaving his chest, i'm shaving my balls. I said "have you got a date tonight?". "Oh aye" he says, "have you?" "Better still "i said "i have a meet lined up."

"What's one of them" he asks. "It's like a date but hopefully including a good shag" i said.

So i then proceeded to tell him of the site, it's nuances and details.

"Can anyone join" he asks "and what do i need?"

"Yep. Anyone can, it's free to join and all you will need is :

1. a made up user name

2. a variety of cock pics lifted of the internet, some large, to appeal to as many ladies as possible, and

3. a lengthy and explicit copy n paste message to ensure you're inundated with hot women from the off.

So, to the recent meet who said i was fucking useless, ha ha think again.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Why is there strange male in your shower?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Why is there strange male in your shower?"

Might not be strange to Mushroom

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

It was at the gym.

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Why is there strange male in your shower?

Might not be strange to Mushroom "

Oi.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Why is there strange male in your shower?

Might not be strange to Mushroom "

Ah true...didn't think of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is there strange male in your shower?"
Haha I was thinking the same thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Why is there strange male in your shower?

Might not be strange to Mushroom "

haha

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

You shave your balls at an open shower at the gym?

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"You shave your balls at an open shower at the gym?"

Why not?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"You shave your balls at an open shower at the gym?"

and a pee?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"You shave your balls at an open shower at the gym?

Why not?"

Whatever floats your boat

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood


"You shave your balls at an open shower at the gym?"

He needs someone to hold up his cock while he concentrates on shaving his nuts.....

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"You shave your balls at an open shower at the gym?

He needs someone to hold up his cock while he concentrates on shaving his nuts..... "

Only for the first few seconds

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I must be tired... I first read it as Mushy shaving the other guys balls.... which made for a much more interesting image.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You shave your balls at an open shower at the gym?

He needs someone to hold up his cock while he concentrates on shaving his nuts..... "

There was another bloke there.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you pee on the razor the rinse it?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

So do we need to look out for shower friend of mushy on here sometime soon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You shave your balls at an open shower at the gym?

He needs someone to hold up his cock while he concentrates on shaving his nuts..... "

Actually I need two...;-)

(One to hold the magnifying glass... )

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

so you and jim,were in the shower,shaving each others balls,

whilst participating in a little watersports.

congratulations,i think you've found your soul mate.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"so you and jim,were in the shower,shaving each others balls,

whilst participating in a little watersports.

congratulations,i think you've found your soul mate. "

now u have made me lol...

i need to join a gym

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

In my managerial reviewing head,,

Dear mushy ..

Id like to laud your efforts in taking every opportunity to positively promote the site.... I'd also like you to take the chance to take my feedback on board ..

1. Men far outweigh the ladies and couples on fab... please look for opportunities in the demagraphics that are under represented., you have my permission to shave in the female changing area, if the ladies scream and security is called please mention my name..

2, if you're going to recruit from over represented groups, please ensure they are non gym going, buff , sweet smelling, shaven adonises.. ( for reference purposes use rab c nesbit as your model )

Thanks once again from all the guys on fab , whos task is now just that bit harder... !!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Mushy ......

The blade needed rinsing and you needed a pee ..... sorted ??

Did you piss on your razor ?

Will you use it again?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The scene is too much for me to take in......

Men SHAVE at the gym ?

I can't see a woman de-fuzzing the old fanwah or paddling in the floaters with strangers.

Tell me i'm in serious mode. ...

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"

There i was in the shower, having a wet shave, triple blade razor. Razor needed rinsing i needed a pee. 20 seconds later, sorted.

It gets better, i recruited a new member too. Guy next to me is shaving his chest, i'm shaving my balls. I said "have you got a date tonight?". "Oh aye" he says, "have you?" "Better still "i said "i have a meet lined up."

"What's one of them" he asks. "It's like a date but hopefully including a good shag" i said.

So i then proceeded to tell him of the site, it's nuances and details.

"Can anyone join" he asks "and what do i need?"

"Yep. Anyone can, it's free to join and all you will need is :

1. a made up user name

2. a variety of cock pics lifted of the internet, some large, to appeal to as many ladies as possible, and

3. a lengthy and explicit copy n paste message to ensure you're inundated with hot women from the off.

So, to the recent meet who said i was fucking useless, ha ha think again.

"
useless...you were talking again wasnt you...what have i told you

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