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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Are there any ladies possessing such a talent in the forums?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope it’s working on you OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about cock conjuring?

I was going to start this thread!

If you could do minge magic, what would you conjure up?

I’d make myself a really decent sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it? Something to do with a wizards sleeve?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"What about cock conjuring?

I was going to start this thread!

If you could do minge magic, what would you conjure up?

I’d make myself a really decent sandwich."

The magic of the cock beat you to it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"What is it? Something to do with a wizards sleeve?"

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I hope it’s working on you OP "

I’m under your spell Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it? Something to do with a wizards sleeve?

"

. What is it then? Explain. Another fab thing I’ve never heard of?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about cock conjuring?

I was going to start this thread!

If you could do minge magic, what would you conjure up?

I’d make myself a really decent sandwich.

The magic of the cock beat you to it "

I lost the duel

Need to get myself back to hogwart’s school of twatcraft and dickery

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By *rallyFixated1Man
over a year ago

tipton

My magic wand ain’t the biggest but it’s pretty effective

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"What is it? Something to do with a wizards sleeve?

. What is it then? Explain. Another fab thing I’ve never heard of?!"

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it? Something to do with a wizards sleeve?"

It’s a fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it? Something to do with a wizards sleeve?

. What is it then? Explain. Another fab thing I’ve never heard of?!

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy "

Oh. Yes then. All the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what’s in your pouch? Mines full of unicorn horn

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"What about cock conjuring?

I was going to start this thread!

If you could do minge magic, what would you conjure up?

I’d make myself a really decent sandwich.

The magic of the cock beat you to it

I lost the duel

Need to get myself back to hogwart’s school of twatcraft and dickery"

Yeah, you need to learn how to swallow pork swords as your first lesson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope it’s working on you OP

I’m under your spell Cheeky "

Faf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what’s in your pouch? Mines full of unicorn horn "

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it? Something to do with a wizards sleeve?

It’s a fanny "

That word always makes me laugh. I’m such a child

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"What is it? Something to do with a wizards sleeve?

. What is it then? Explain. Another fab thing I’ve never heard of?!

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

Oh. Yes then. All the time "

I feel all funny, your not casting one on me are you?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"what’s in your pouch? Mines full of unicorn horn

Hahahahaha "

It’s full of magic beans

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I hope it’s working on you OP

I’m under your spell Cheeky

Faf "

Spaff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have an official definition yet please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it? Something to do with a wizards sleeve?

It’s a fanny

That word always makes me laugh. I’m such a child "

It does me too

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can do kegels, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope it’s working on you OP

I’m under your spell Cheeky

Faf

Spaff "

Will you spaff over the new underwear my fanny got you to buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope it’s working on you OP

I’m under your spell Cheeky

Faf

Spaff

Will you spaff over the new underwear my fanny got you to buy "

Will you two get a room ffs!! I’ll even pay!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Izzy wizzy lets get busy. Let me fist you and you can whisper in my ear (probably “get your fist out my foo before I break you”)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine can make a guy believe he has made me orgasm 7 times

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Do we have an official definition yet please? "

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mine's cursed if that counts.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Izzy wizzy lets get busy. Let me fist you and you can whisper in my ear (probably “get your fist out my foo before I break you”)"

What is the wizardry I read before my eyes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have an official definition yet please?

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy "

How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope it’s working on you OP

I’m under your spell Cheeky

Faf

Spaff

Will you spaff over the new underwear my fanny got you to buy

Will you two get a room ffs!! I’ll even pay!"

Don’t worry Nora my fanny will make him pay

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Do we have an official definition yet please?

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously? "

Muggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make a vagina disappear. Usually it involves sending a face pic. Now that's magic.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Mine's cursed if that counts."

Now, this is a different type of vagina we’re talking about here. I feel the curse can only be released and counteracted with some cock wizardry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have an official definition yet please?

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?

Muggle"

Sorry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have an official definition yet please?

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?

Muggle"

Chuckles

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I can make a vagina disappear. Usually it involves sending a face pic. Now that's magic. "

I feel your pain brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a wizard fanny

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Do we have an official definition yet please?

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously? "

Just by looking good

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Your a wizard fanny "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope it’s working on you OP

I’m under your spell Cheeky

Faf

Spaff

Will you spaff over the new underwear my fanny got you to buy

Will you two get a room ffs!! I’ll even pay!

Don’t worry Nora my fanny will make him pay "

Haha

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I hope it’s working on you OP

I’m under your spell Cheeky

Faf

Spaff

Will you spaff over the new underwear my fanny got you to buy

Will you two get a room ffs!! I’ll even pay!"

Yeah, Nora’s paying............... threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to do with hog warts fannys mind best book an appointment there i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexism"

You’re right.

Can we balance it out with some cock wizardry, please, OP?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Mine's cursed if that counts.

Now, this is a different type of vagina we’re talking about here. I feel the curse can only be released and counteracted with some cock wizardry "

The cock owner gets cursed if he doesn't use the correct counter curse before contact with the cursed vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your a wizard fanny "

Hello Dick pic Friday

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Your a wizard fanny "

I'll let her know.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Got to go I’ve got “defence against the fanny farts” with Snape. Toodles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can make a vagina disappear. Usually it involves sending a face pic. Now that's magic.

I feel your pain brother "

its magic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to go I’ve got “defence against the fanny farts” with Snape. Toodles "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Mine can make a guy believe he has made me orgasm 7 times "

Now this the type of vagina wizardry is what us guys need to be really careful with. If help is needed in the shape of a wand to achieve a real orgasm then so be it. But this must only be undertaken with extreme caution

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Got to go I’ve got “defence against the fanny farts” with Snape. Toodles "

Amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to go I’ve got “defence against the fanny farts” with Snape. Toodles "

Put that wand away

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Mine's cursed if that counts.

Now, this is a different type of vagina we’re talking about here. I feel the curse can only be released and counteracted with some cock wizardry

The cock owner gets cursed if he doesn't use the correct counter curse before contact with the cursed vagina."

Jeez, I’ve only ever read this type of cursed wizardry in a book

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Mine can bewitch a male with its copious amounts of fluids ... squirting I believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me sperm and I can make a baby appear from it

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Got to go I’ve got “defence against the fanny farts” with Snape. Toodles

Put that wand away "

It’s a microphone. I am moonlighting as a crooner at Butlins.

It’s hard in a muggle world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m off to cook dinner OP, my fanny will give you a shout when it’s ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have an official definition yet please?

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?

Just by looking good "

Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Do we have an official definition yet please?

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?

Just by looking good

Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then...... "

But have you used it to your advantage yet?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m off to cook dinner OP, my fanny will give you a shout when it’s ready "

I don’t want that shit you cooked last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to go I’ve got “defence against the fanny farts” with Snape. Toodles "

Too good

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Give me sperm and I can make a baby appear from it "

No, no, no I need to splash you with my wizards juice to release such a demon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have my fb and the defence against the dark arts professors got in common?

They don’t last long

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Mine can bewitch a male with its copious amounts of fluids ... squirting I believe "

I think I’ve just cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have an official definition yet please?

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?

Just by looking good

Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......

But have you used it to your advantage yet? "

Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have an official definition yet please?

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?

Just by looking good

Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......

But have you used it to your advantage yet?

Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office ....... "

There’s over the counter potions available for unwanted wafting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have an official definition yet please?

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?

Just by looking good

Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......

But have you used it to your advantage yet?

Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office .......

There’s over the counter potions available for unwanted wafting "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Do we have an official definition yet please?

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?

Just by looking good

Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......

But have you used it to your advantage yet?

Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office ....... "

This type of female wizardry cannot be counteracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it? Something to do with a wizards sleeve?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have an official definition yet please?

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?

Just by looking good

Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......

But have you used it to your advantage yet?

Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office .......

This type of female wizardry cannot be counteracted "

I’m a master at it. When I want a cuppa but can’t be arsed moving from my desk, I just crank up the vagina wizardry dial a bit and walk around to waft the fumes in my male colleague’s direction. Works a charm.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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There's lots of Vagina Wizardry in the chat rooms, Loads of Men are unable to cum unless one of the Vagina Wizards are watching them

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Do we have an official definition yet please?

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?

Just by looking good

Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......

But have you used it to your advantage yet?

Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office .......

This type of female wizardry cannot be counteracted

I’m a master at it. When I want a cuppa but can’t be arsed moving from my desk, I just crank up the vagina wizardry dial a bit and walk around to waft the fumes in my male colleague’s direction. Works a charm. "

Please can you stop saying “vaginal fumes wafting” it hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have an official definition yet please?

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?

Just by looking good

Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......

But have you used it to your advantage yet?

Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office .......

This type of female wizardry cannot be counteracted

I’m a master at it. When I want a cuppa but can’t be arsed moving from my desk, I just crank up the vagina wizardry dial a bit and walk around to waft the fumes in my male colleague’s direction. Works a charm.

Please can you stop saying “vaginal fumes wafting” it hurts"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have an official definition yet please?

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?

Just by looking good

Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......

But have you used it to your advantage yet?

Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office .......

This type of female wizardry cannot be counteracted

I’m a master at it. When I want a cuppa but can’t be arsed moving from my desk, I just crank up the vagina wizardry dial a bit and walk around to waft the fumes in my male colleague’s direction. Works a charm.

Please can you stop saying “vaginal fumes wafting” it hurts"

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Do we have an official definition yet please?

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?

Just by looking good

Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......

But have you used it to your advantage yet?

Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office .......

This type of female wizardry cannot be counteracted

I’m a master at it. When I want a cuppa but can’t be arsed moving from my desk, I just crank up the vagina wizardry dial a bit and walk around to waft the fumes in my male colleague’s direction. Works a charm.

Please can you stop saying “vaginal fumes wafting” it hurts

"

It only hurts cause we’re always succumbed by them

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"What about cock conjuring?

I was going to start this thread!

If you could do minge magic, what would you conjure up?

I’d make myself a really decent sandwich."

This cracked me up!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Do we have an official definition yet please?

Your vagina putting a spell on a guy

How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?

Just by looking good

Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......

But have you used it to your advantage yet?

Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office .......

This type of female wizardry cannot be counteracted

I’m a master at it. When I want a cuppa but can’t be arsed moving from my desk, I just crank up the vagina wizardry dial a bit and walk around to waft the fumes in my male colleague’s direction. Works a charm.

Please can you stop saying “vaginal fumes wafting” it hurts

It only hurts cause we’re always succumbed by them "

Does anyone else have an image of Luciejo walking around the office with guys floating behind her like the bistokids advert? I need to lay down

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

it's the camel toe isn't it..vaginal wizardry at its best

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"it's the camel toe isn't it..vaginal wizardry at its best "

It comes in many forms. Some don’t show it at all. Some show their tits. All variants work

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"it's the camel toe isn't it..vaginal wizardry at its best

It comes in many forms. Some don’t show it at all. Some show their tits. All variants work "

Ah but some better than others

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"it's the camel toe isn't it..vaginal wizardry at its best

It comes in many forms. Some don’t show it at all. Some show their tits. All variants work

Ah but some better than others "

This is true, but they all work to some degree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's the camel toe isn't it..vaginal wizardry at its best

It comes in many forms. Some don’t show it at all. Some show their tits. All variants work "

This made me think of my partner struggling to have a conversation with me while I’m naked or if he gets a glimpse of my nakedness (e.g. at the top of the stairs with a towel around me while he’s stood at the bottom). He calls it his “kryptonite” and seems literally sucked in as if by magic (I have to put my knickers on before he’ll speak to me). Maybe there is some sort of vaginal witchcraft going on after all....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"it's the camel toe isn't it..vaginal wizardry at its best

It comes in many forms. Some don’t show it at all. Some show their tits. All variants work

Ah but some better than others

This is true, but they all work to some degree "

If I'm casting a vaginal wizardry spell (that's hard to say) ..I want them utterly captivated

I want tea and biscuits

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"it's the camel toe isn't it..vaginal wizardry at its best

It comes in many forms. Some don’t show it at all. Some show their tits. All variants work

This made me think of my partner struggling to have a conversation with me while I’m naked or if he gets a glimpse of my nakedness (e.g. at the top of the stairs with a towel around me while he’s stood at the bottom). He calls it his “kryptonite” and seems literally sucked in as if by magic (I have to put my knickers on before he’ll speak to me). Maybe there is some sort of vaginal witchcraft going on after all.... "

You’ve finally cracked it LucieJo. I think you’ve been pulling our plonkers all along and your the Master Vaginal Wizard

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"it's the camel toe isn't it..vaginal wizardry at its best

It comes in many forms. Some don’t show it at all. Some show their tits. All variants work

Ah but some better than others

This is true, but they all work to some degree

If I'm casting a vaginal wizardry spell (that's hard to say) ..I want them utterly captivated

I want tea and biscuits

"

Do you take sugar?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.

Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..

Just pure Enchantment

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over a year ago


"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.

Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..

Just pure Enchantment

"

This is beautifully put.

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over a year ago


"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.

Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..

Just pure Enchantment

"

Ahh ))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does vaginal witchcraft and sorcery Include snake charming?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.

Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..

Just pure Enchantment

This is beautifully put. "

Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's the camel toe isn't it..vaginal wizardry at its best

It comes in many forms. Some don’t show it at all. Some show their tits. All variants work

This made me think of my partner struggling to have a conversation with me while I’m naked or if he gets a glimpse of my nakedness (e.g. at the top of the stairs with a towel around me while he’s stood at the bottom). He calls it his “kryptonite” and seems literally sucked in as if by magic (I have to put my knickers on before he’ll speak to me). Maybe there is some sort of vaginal witchcraft going on after all....

You’ve finally cracked it LucieJo. I think you’ve been pulling our plonkers all along and your the Master Vaginal Wizard "

Busted.... that’s me.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Does vaginal witchcraft and sorcery Include snake charming? "

This is exactly what it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.

Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..

Just pure Enchantment

This is beautifully put.

Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye "

Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I have seen some who talk like a see you next Tuesday

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"What about cock conjuring?

I was going to start this thread!

If you could do minge magic, what would you conjure up?

I’d make myself a really decent sandwich.

The magic of the cock beat you to it

I lost the duel

Need to get myself back to hogwart’s school of twatcraft and dickery"

This made me giggle...im such a child x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any ladies possessing such a talent in the forums? "

I think plenty have pulled a rabbit out of their twats if that’s what you mean?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.

Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..

Just pure Enchantment

This is beautifully put.

Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye

Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"What about cock conjuring?

I was going to start this thread!

If you could do minge magic, what would you conjure up?

I’d make myself a really decent sandwich.

The magic of the cock beat you to it

I lost the duel

Need to get myself back to hogwart’s school of twatcraft and dickery

This made me giggle...im such a child x"

Ah me too

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.

Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..

Just pure Enchantment

This is beautifully put.

Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye

Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry

"

I’m a man, real men don’t eye cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.

Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..

Just pure Enchantment

This is beautifully put.

Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye

Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry

I’m a man, real men don’t eye cry "

What was running down your face this morning then

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.

Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..

Just pure Enchantment

This is beautifully put.

Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye

Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry

I’m a man, real men don’t eye cry

What was running down your face this morning then "

That was a collection of mystical dew drops from a vortex of swirling bliss

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.

Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..

Just pure Enchantment

This is beautifully put.

Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye

Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry

I’m a man, real men don’t eye cry

What was running down your face this morning then

That was a collection of mystical dew drops from a vortex of swirling bliss "

It was fanny juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.

Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..

Just pure Enchantment

This is beautifully put.

Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye

Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry

I’m a man, real men don’t eye cry

What was running down your face this morning then

That was a collection of mystical dew drops from a vortex of swirling bliss

It was fanny juice "

Does your milkman deliver that to you

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.

Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..

Just pure Enchantment

This is beautifully put.

Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye

Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry

I’m a man, real men don’t eye cry

What was running down your face this morning then

That was a collection of mystical dew drops from a vortex of swirling bliss

It was fanny juice

Does your milkman deliver that to you "

No, I have a lady that likes to give me a few drops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.

Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..

Just pure Enchantment

This is beautifully put.

Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye

Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry

I’m a man, real men don’t eye cry

What was running down your face this morning then

That was a collection of mystical dew drops from a vortex of swirling bliss

It was fanny juice

Does your milkman deliver that to you

No, I have a lady that likes to give me a few drops "

I’ll give you a few drops of something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more like vagina wizards sleeves on here

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.

Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..

Just pure Enchantment

This is beautifully put.

Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye

Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry

I’m a man, real men don’t eye cry

What was running down your face this morning then

That was a collection of mystical dew drops from a vortex of swirling bliss

It was fanny juice

Does your milkman deliver that to you

No, I have a lady that likes to give me a few drops

I’ll give you a few drops of something "

I’m yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way more powerful than dick trickery

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I don’t think I do. I’m not sure really

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I don’t think I do. I’m not sure really "

You know you do Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any ladies possessing such a talent in the forums? "

What, like pulling a rabbit out of it? Or putting a rabbit into it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Are there any ladies possessing such a talent in the forums?

What, like pulling a rabbit out of it? Or putting a rabbit into it "

If you can do either you posses such skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any ladies possessing such a talent in the forums?

What, like pulling a rabbit out of it? Or putting a rabbit into it

If you can do either you posses such skills "

The latter. Although if it goes in, it must come out.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Are there any ladies possessing such a talent in the forums?

What, like pulling a rabbit out of it? Or putting a rabbit into it

If you can do either you posses such skills

The latter. Although if it goes in, it must come out. "

If your putting animals up there may I suggest a cock and a few hares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any ladies possessing such a talent in the forums?

What, like pulling a rabbit out of it? Or putting a rabbit into it

If you can do either you posses such skills

The latter. Although if it goes in, it must come out.

If your putting animals up there may I suggest a cock and a few hares "

But does the cock vibrate like the rabbit?

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