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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good afternoon all....

The Fab Mystery bus tour is ready to depart from London heading in your direction...

Who would like to join me and what will you bring on board?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you start in the north please? I dont want to be on a bus full of southerners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon all....

The Fab Mystery bus tour is ready to depart from London heading in your direction...

Who would like to join me and what will you bring on board?.... "

Jaffa cake nibbles. Still obsessing

Hopping in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you start in the north please? I dont want to be on a bus full of southerners "

Booooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you start in the north please? I dont want to be on a bus full of southerners

Booooooo"

Its nothing personal, its just...well.....you know

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Can you start in the north please? I dont want to be on a bus full of southerners "

Oh ffs.. is that because they won’t know what bread cakes are?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you start in the north please? I dont want to be on a bus full of southerners

Oh ffs.. is that because they won’t know what bread cakes are?!?! "

I refuse to get into this again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you start in the north please? I dont want to be on a bus full of southerners

Oh ffs.. is that because they won’t know what bread cakes are?!?! "

I dont..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've got condoms, lube, water, and a first aid kit

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Once you get this far North I will be happy join both Southerners and northerners.

Will bring some haggis balls and dips to share xx

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Can you start in the north please? I dont want to be on a bus full of southerners

Oh ffs.. is that because they won’t know what bread cakes are?!?!

I dont.. "

Nobody outside his village do!!! (Rolf)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you start in the north please? I dont want to be on a bus full of southerners

Oh ffs.. is that because they won’t know what bread cakes are?!?!

I dont..

Nobody outside his village do!!! (Rolf)"

Aaaah ok. Im fine as i was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. I'll bring snacks.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I've got condoms, lube, water, and a first aid kit"

If the lube is there, hopefully the first aid kit won’t be needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in. I'll bring snacks."

Bs specific! Please

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I've got condoms, lube, water, and a first aid kit

If the lube is there, hopefully the first aid kit won’t be needed "

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can you start in the north please? I dont want to be on a bus full of southerners "

whats wrong with us Southerners?!...

We accept everyone on the bus from anywhere in the UK....

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Is there room for my piano? I'll need a hand loading it on but we can have a sing-song as we travel.

Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you start in the north please? I dont want to be on a bus full of southerners

whats wrong with us Southerners?!...

We accept everyone on the bus from anywhere in the UK.... "

Youre from the south, I think that's all the explanation you need

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good afternoon all....

The Fab Mystery bus tour is ready to depart from London heading in your direction...

Who would like to join me and what will you bring on board?....

Jaffa cake nibbles. Still obsessing

Hopping in. "

Welcome aboard Virtue....I looked forward to having a nibble of your jaffa cakes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you start in the north please? I dont want to be on a bus full of southerners

whats wrong with us Southerners?!...

We accept everyone on the bus from anywhere in the UK.... "

Inclusivity;-) x

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I've got condoms, lube, water, and a first aid kit

If the lube is there, hopefully the first aid kit won’t be needed

"

Although putting that splint on it certainly saved on viagra

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Can you start in the north please? I dont want to be on a bus full of southerners

Oh ffs.. is that because they won’t know what bread cakes are?!?!

I dont..

Nobody outside his village do!!! (Rolf)"

I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon all....

The Fab Mystery bus tour is ready to depart from London heading in your direction...

Who would like to join me and what will you bring on board?....

Jaffa cake nibbles. Still obsessing

Hopping in.

Welcome aboard Virtue....I looked forward to having a nibble of your jaffa cakes...."

I shall bring a pack to Jan social then

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I've got condoms, lube, water, and a first aid kit"

welcome aboard _naswingdress...we might need the first aid kit today!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Once you get this far North I will be happy join both Southerners and northerners.

Will bring some haggis balls and dips to share xx"

welcome aboard Sabrina....we have just left London so should be up North in a couple of hours.....

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land


"Once you get this far North I will be happy join both Southerners and northerners.

Will bring some haggis balls and dips to share xx

welcome aboard Sabrina....we have just left London so should be up North in a couple of hours..... "

Ohh just enough time for me to get all glammed up hehe so you soon

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm in. I'll bring snacks."

welcome aboard S3.....we always need lots of snacks....

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Can you pick me up.....I have mince pies

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Is there room for my piano? I'll need a hand loading it on but we can have a sing-song as we travel.

Luke "

welcome aboard Luke...

I'm sure we could fit your piano in at the back of the bus..

Will be fun to have a sing song as we travel....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santash! Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in Belfast, you can just tell me about it when it's over

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good afternoon all....

The Fab Mystery bus tour is ready to depart from London heading in your direction...

Who would like to join me and what will you bring on board?....

Jaffa cake nibbles. Still obsessing

Hopping in.

Welcome aboard Virtue....I looked forward to having a nibble of your jaffa cakes....

I shall bring a pack to Jan social then "

I will also bring one....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello SantAsh!

I'll bring chocolate orange cake, some crackers because it's not too early and some hot chocolate.

Drop me in Durham please? Thank you.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Hello SantAsh!

I'll bring chocolate orange cake, some crackers because it's not too early and some hot chocolate.

Drop me in Durham please? Thank you."

Can we drop you in hot chocolate instead?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can you pick me up.....I have mince pies "

Welcome aboard Gent....Its almost Xmas so will be lovely to have a mince pie on the way....

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Can you pick me up.....I have mince pies

Welcome aboard Gent....Its almost Xmas so will be lovely to have a mince pie on the way...."

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I have vodka!! Can I come too please? X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Santash! Love it "

I'm glad you like!....

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land


"I have vodka!! Can I come too please? X"

Oh Vodka always welcome im sure and when comes with sexy woman always a bonus hehe

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm in Belfast, you can just tell me about it when it's over "

we will drive on to a ferry Zipper and pick you up in Belfast....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We wanted to get on the bus but we're not feeling the anti southerners vibe we will wait for the next bus PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you start in the north please? I dont want to be on a bus full of southerners

Oh ffs.. is that because they won’t know what bread cakes are?!?! "

erm tea cakes

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello SantAsh!

I'll bring chocolate orange cake, some crackers because it's not too early and some hot chocolate.

Drop me in Durham please? Thank you."

Welcome aboard Meli!....We will pick you up and drop you off in Durham...

The Hot chocolate will help as I have a very bad chest infection at the moment...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on im bored il go for a ride as long as im not driving

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I have vodka!! Can I come too please? X"

Welcome aboard Raven!...

We have just left the Manchester area and should be arriving in Liverpool very soon!....x

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I have vodka!! Can I come too please? X

Welcome aboard Raven!...

We have just left the Manchester area and should be arriving in Liverpool very soon!....x"

I'll be waiting. I may need a shot of vodka to keep warm x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"We wanted to get on the bus but we're not feeling the anti southerners vibe we will wait for the next bus PMSL"

This is a very inclusive bus....Everyone is welcome....The only requirements are to bring something on board and to have fun!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Go on im bored il go for a ride as long as im not driving "

Welcome aboard Lord.....I'm happy to drive....

Next stop....were now heading off to the North East....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I have vodka!! Can I come too please? X

Welcome aboard Raven!...

We have just left the Manchester area and should be arriving in Liverpool very soon!....x

I'll be waiting. I may need a shot of vodka to keep warm x "

Its nice and warm on the bus....x

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull


"Can you start in the north please? I dont want to be on a bus full of southerners

Oh ffs.. is that because they won’t know what bread cakes are?!?!

I refuse to get into this again "

Love a hot bread cake!!! I'll bring some just for us then

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I got a strong tow rope and a set of gloves Incase anyone gets stuck,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I could do with a get away. I will bring some nice crisps and dips oh and Lincolnshire sausage rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully you'll make it to Cornwall, I'll bring pasties & cream teas

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

ohhh bus might be here soon just sliping my high heels on so will be waiting

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

And WTF are Bread cakes???

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can you start in the north please? I dont want to be on a bus full of southerners

Oh ffs.. is that because they won’t know what bread cakes are?!?!

I refuse to get into this again

Love a hot bread cake!!! I'll bring some just for us then "

welcome aboard KC lovers and your hot bread cakes!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I got a strong tow rope and a set of gloves Incase anyone gets stuck, "

Thanks Mr Ambassador....might come in handy when we continue up North into Scotland....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oooh I could do with a get away. I will bring some nice crisps and dips oh and Lincolnshire sausage rolls "

welcome aboard angelic eyes.....

I'm addicted to sausage rolls.....we will be heading back down South soon and will pick you up...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello SantAsh!

I'll bring chocolate orange cake, some crackers because it's not too early and some hot chocolate.

Drop me in Durham please? Thank you.

Welcome aboard Meli!....We will pick you up and drop you off in Durham...

The Hot chocolate will help as I have a very bad chest infection at the moment..."

Oh Ash! I shall pack gloves and scarves and you can use my boobs as a pillow. They have healing effects.

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I got a strong tow rope and a set of gloves Incase anyone gets stuck,

Thanks Mr Ambassador....might come in handy when we continue up North into Scotland...."

ohh ye getting that adventurous, I'll bring a translator and some Brú 2 so

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hopefully you'll make it to Cornwall, I'll bring pasties & cream teas "

Welcome aboard Trudy....

were now zooming back down South heading to the South West and then on to Devon and Cornwall....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on im bored il go for a ride as long as im not driving

Welcome aboard Lord.....I'm happy to drive....

Next stop....were now heading off to the North East...."

well im in wakey so pick me up and drop me off in liverpool ta

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello SantAsh!

I'll bring chocolate orange cake, some crackers because it's not too early and some hot chocolate.

Drop me in Durham please? Thank you.

Welcome aboard Meli!....We will pick you up and drop you off in Durham...

The Hot chocolate will help as I have a very bad chest infection at the moment...

Oh Ash! I shall pack gloves and scarves and you can use my boobs as a pillow. They have healing effects. "

Thanks Meli!......I have always been in favour of such alternative treatments....

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull


"Can you start in the north please? I dont want to be on a bus full of southerners

Oh ffs.. is that because they won’t know what bread cakes are?!?!

I refuse to get into this again

Love a hot bread cake!!! I'll bring some just for us then

welcome aboard KC lovers and your hot bread cakes!.... "

Thank you! We'll be sure to bring some extra for Mr Ambassador!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a strong tow rope and a set of gloves Incase anyone gets stuck, "

Haha can that rope be used for something else

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I got a strong tow rope and a set of gloves Incase anyone gets stuck,

Haha can that rope be used for something else "

that rope can be used for anything you want my dear,

Meet you down the back of the bus and u can use my rope as you see fit

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Can you start in the north please? I dont want to be on a bus full of southerners

Oh ffs.. is that because they won’t know what bread cakes are?!?!

I refuse to get into this again

Love a hot bread cake!!! I'll bring some just for us then

welcome aboard KC lovers and your hot bread cakes!....

Thank you! We'll be sure to bring some extra for Mr Ambassador! "

they sound nice,,

Someone explain please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a strong tow rope and a set of gloves Incase anyone gets stuck,

Haha can that rope be used for something else that rope can be used for anything you want my dear,

Meet you down the back of the bus and u can use my rope as you see fit "

Is there a pole in the back Mr Ambassador

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I got a strong tow rope and a set of gloves Incase anyone gets stuck,

Haha can that rope be used for something else that rope can be used for anything you want my dear,

Meet you down the back of the bus and u can use my rope as you see fit

Is there a pole in the back Mr Ambassador "

I'm sure we could erect one!.....

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By *artyanna16TV/TS
over a year ago

seacroft

A gallon of scrumpy and my fantastic singing voice,(pipe down at the back there!)

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A gallon of scrumpy and my fantastic singing voice,(pipe down at the back there!)"

welcome aboard tartyanna...what will you be singing for us?....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Afternoon! I have my thumb out! * please stop here*

I’ll bring some of those hand warmers and a pan of soup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in. I'll bring snacks.

Bs specific! Please

"

Monster Munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon! I have my thumb out! * please stop here*

I’ll bring some of those hand warmers and a pan of soup! "

Can I wait with you

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'll bring a party vibe

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By *teve48ukMan
over a year ago

Ware

Nice bottle of Hendricks gin, slimline tonic, ice and lemons

Oh and handcuffs and blindfold for the kinky ones amongst us!

X

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