FabSwingers.com forum: Let's keep each other smiling today share your favourite joke

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

New here, thought I would pop my forum cherry after sitting in the bushes for a while.

I will start us off with a cheesy joke to get the thread going

One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill.

They were Goodyears!

I can hear the groans now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does Edward Woodward have 4 d’s in his name?

Because otherwise he’d be Ewar woowar.

Terrible, but it always makes me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am up at the hospital just now and I met a really nice guy...

Who you ask ?

It’s the ultra sound guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am up at the hospital just now and I met a really nice guy...

Who you ask ?

It’s the ultra sound guy

FFS why did I actually laugh at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am up at the hospital just now and I met a really nice guy...

Who you ask ?

It’s the ultra sound guy

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

My son came home from school and said "nothing in this game for two in a bed, look atwhat you could have won, and tonights star prize !".. "you're being bullied !!"I said.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

The only one I can actually remember in its entirety ....

I got kicked out of my maths lesson the other day

The teacher asked “What’s comes after 69?”

Apparently mouthwash wasn’t the right answer

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I went to a party last week and threw my car keys in a bowl.... I got strange looks from the other guests... and the trifle was ruined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to a party last week and threw my car keys in a bowl.... I got strange looks from the other guests... and the trifle was ruined."

Hahah I like

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

You have to say this in a David Attenborough voice...

Now... As we observe the sperm moving closer to the egg..

I couldn't help thinking I'd ruined that fried breakfast..

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Ask someone to spell "I met" in a croaky voice.

Then ask them to phone home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An elderly couple is driving across the states from Pittsburgh to Philadelphia. At one point a cop pulls them over for speeding and approaches the car to talk to the wife, who is driving.

"Ma'am, I've pulled you over because you were speeding."

"What?!" the wife replies.

"HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING, SWEETHEART!" the husband yells. Clearly his wife was hard of hearing.

"Can I please see your license and registration?"

"What?!"

"HE NEEDS YOUR LICENSE, HONEY!"

So the woman hands her information to the cop, and he sees that she is from Pittsburgh.

"Oh, you're from Pittsburgh?" the cop said. "That just makes me think of this prostitute I got when I was out that way. Nastiest, sloppiest sex I've ever had in my life. I wouldn't have done that shit again if she paid me!"

"What?!"

"I THINK HE KNOWS YOU!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call nuts on your chest?

Chestnuts

What do you call nuts on a wall?

Walnuts

What do you call nuts on your chin?

A blow job

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