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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would you like to find under your tree on Christmas morning. You’re allowed 2 each (in case one can’t make it )

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Only two???

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Would you like to find under your tree on Christmas morning. You’re allowed 2 each (in case one can’t make it ) "

I don't have a tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gangbang?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only two??? "

Ok maximum of 4

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

It would require a lot of wrapping paper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you like to find under your tree on Christmas morning. You’re allowed 2 each (in case one can’t make it )

I don't have a tree

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You don’t have a tree!! Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh a tough one

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Would you like to find under your tree on Christmas morning. You’re allowed 2 each (in case one can’t make it )

I don't have a tree

You don’t have a tree!! Wtf "

Not even a twig!

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"Would you like to find under your tree on Christmas morning. You’re allowed 2 each (in case one can’t make it )

I don't have a tree

You don’t have a tree!! Wtf "

Me neither. Two kittens, tinsel and baubles don't mix

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you like to find under your tree on Christmas morning. You’re allowed 2 each (in case one can’t make it )

I don't have a tree

You don’t have a tree!! Wtf

Not even a twig!

"

Get one down tescos!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Would you like to find under your tree on Christmas morning. You’re allowed 2 each (in case one can’t make it )

I don't have a tree

You don’t have a tree!! Wtf

Not even a twig!

Get one down tescos!"

I've got a very small one

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Tree ... small tree!!!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Going with the maximum of four; A Moon Grey Cat, Ghengis Khan, MissaPopularis and LaceyRed, this Christmas please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you like to find under your tree on Christmas morning. You’re allowed 2 each (in case one can’t make it )

I don't have a tree

You don’t have a tree!! Wtf

Me neither. Two kittens, tinsel and baubles don't mix "

True! Ok you have an extra large stocking then who do you want in it?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Only two???

Ok maximum of 4 "

LucieJo

Emkins85

LemonButterCream

PictureofPicasso

Unless there's a beauty I haven't thought of who can change my mind...

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Intrigued32 and Lorraine99 under mine please x

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Going with the maximum of four; A Moon Grey Cat, Ghengis Khan, MissaPopularis and LaceyRed, this Christmas please. "

Wot no GMF?!!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Going with the maximum of four; A Moon Grey Cat, Ghengis Khan, MissaPopularis and LaceyRed, this Christmas please.

Wot no GMF?!! "

It’s not like you picked me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/12/19 19:46:18]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/12/19 19:46:18]"

Diamond Cougar

Kisses and Kinks

Sparkle 1974

Feminine Virtue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RedheadedFun and girl4girlz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody floats my boat at the moment

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Someone who's an ace cook, and one who's great at tidying up Christmas mess.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

LucieJo

Sparkle1974

Feminine Vitue

Cheeky69

All just with bows please Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LucieJo

Sparkle1974

Feminine Vitue

Cheeky69

All just with bows please Santa"

I have just the pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/12/19 19:46:18]

Diamond Cougar

Kisses and Kinks

Sparkle 1974

Feminine Virtue"

So do i pop out of the box?!

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By *eddyBearBazMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Hard to choose 4 but

Inaswingdress

DurtyAv

NSAchick

Keeley

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Is it worth it? I'm clearly going to have a busy day being under everyone else's tree!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Intrigued32 and Lorraine99 under mine please x"

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Someone who's an ace cook, and one who's great at tidying up Christmas mess. "

My chef cooks the dinner, and my cleaner will tidy up

I can pour you Xmas drinks and play you Morrissey tunes though

Any good?... x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it worth it? I'm clearly going to have a busy day being under everyone else's tree! "

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Someone who's an ace cook, and one who's great at tidying up Christmas mess.

My chef cooks the dinner, and my cleaner will tidy up

I can pour you Xmas drinks and play you Morrissey tunes though

Any good?... x"

Yea actually that sounds good, you're in.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Someone who's an ace cook, and one who's great at tidying up Christmas mess.

My chef cooks the dinner, and my cleaner will tidy up

I can pour you Xmas drinks and play you Morrissey tunes though

Any good?... x

Yea actually that sounds good, you're in. "

*cock twitch*

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"LucieJo

Sparkle1974

Feminine Vitue

Cheeky69

All just with bows please Santa

I have just the pants "

Ooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frida

Yasmeen

LBC

And the spesh one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LucieJo

Sparkle1974

Feminine Vitue

Cheeky69

All just with bows please Santa

I have just the pants "

I’ll bring the bows then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think of anyone who I dislike so much that I'd force them to spend Christmas with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora (because we are essentially separated at birth)

Chunky Gent (because he’s lovely)

Saffron40 (because she cracks me up)

Red Monkey (because I wanna throw poop on Christmas Day, obviously)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just have a Terry's Chocolate Orange please.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Nora (because we are essentially separated at birth)

Chunky Gent (because he’s lovely)

Saffron40 (because she cracks me up)

Red Monkey (because I wanna throw poop on Christmas Day, obviously)

"

Christmas special, it's rolled in glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's the shortest people on fab?

My tree is only 80cm tall

And do couples count as one because you know... greedy

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

So nobody wants GMF under their Xmas tree eh???...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So nobody wants GMF under their Xmas tree eh???..."

Evidently not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's the shortest people on fab?

My tree is only 80cm tall

And do couples count as one because you know... greedy

"

They're all the same height lying down.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"So nobody wants GMF under their Xmas tree eh???...

Evidently not "

Not publicly anyway!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny Crumpet

Mavis

Annabelle21

Keeley

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

As an aside if anyone wants a fairy to sit on top of their tree then I'm available. I might eat all your chocolates though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GMF

Big eric tion

Mrgorgeous(absolute diamond of a lad)

PoF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's the shortest people on fab?

My tree is only 80cm tall

And do couples count as one because you know... greedy

They're all the same height lying down."

The men arent depending how aroused they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So nobody wants GMF under their Xmas tree eh???...

Evidently not

Not publicly anyway!! "

Ah of course. They’re all messaging you privately. Silly me!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"GMF

Big eric tion

Mrgorgeous(absolute diamond of a lad)

PoF"

Oh yeah! In order of preference too ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chunky gent, but he can stay till Boxing Day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one under the tree however, if anyone is available to rub suncream on my back on the beach in the Caribbean, I'll consider applications

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Princess Peach because she could fit under it standing up

And to make up for the mean comment guess I'd have to invite Bliss too

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Twillglet

Spurschick

Lexa

Citizensin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't think of anyone who I dislike so much that I'd force them to spend Christmas with me. "

Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's the shortest people on fab?

My tree is only 80cm tall

And do couples count as one because you know... greedy

They're all the same height lying down.

The men arent depending how aroused they are "

Sticky baubles

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Umm The question is how many trees would I need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't think of anyone who I dislike so much that I'd force them to spend Christmas with me.

Me "

You're so innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't think of anyone who I dislike so much that I'd force them to spend Christmas with me.

Me

You're so innocent "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pick the one that posts the most

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Young cub 2.0

Chunky gent (seems like a top bloke)

Inaswingdress

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's the shortest people on fab?

My tree is only 80cm tall

And do couples count as one because you know... greedy

They're all the same height lying down.

The men arent depending how aroused they are

Sticky baubles"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Young cub 2.0

Chunky gent (seems like a top bloke)

Inaswingdress

K x"

Aww I’d have thrown Young Cub in too but I was only allowed 5! Sod it, I’m breaking the rules. Can we share him please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Young cub 2.0

Chunky gent (seems like a top bloke)

Inaswingdress

K x

Aww I’d have thrown Young Cub in too but I was only allowed 5! Sod it, I’m breaking the rules. Can we share him please? "

Haha you’re allowed to cheat I’m not the police I won’t chuck you in prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There can be only 1

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Young cub 2.0

Chunky gent (seems like a top bloke)

Inaswingdress

K x

Aww I’d have thrown Young Cub in too but I was only allowed 5! Sod it, I’m breaking the rules. Can we share him please?

Haha you’re allowed to cheat I’m not the police I won’t chuck you in prison "

Can I at least put her in cuffs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There can be only 1"

Aw fanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's easy. I think you can all guess who it would be.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"That's easy. I think you can all guess who it would be. "

Erm .. me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Young cub 2.0

Chunky gent (seems like a top bloke)

Inaswingdress

K x

Aww I’d have thrown Young Cub in too but I was only allowed 5! Sod it, I’m breaking the rules. Can we share him please?

Haha you’re allowed to cheat I’m not the police I won’t chuck you in prison

Can I at least put her in cuffs? "

Only if they’re pink and fluffy

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"There can be only 1"

So said the highlander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have to be _oodnitegirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's easy. I think you can all guess who it would be.

Erm .. me? "

Close but no.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Young cub 2.0

Chunky gent (seems like a top bloke)

Inaswingdress

K x

Aww I’d have thrown Young Cub in too but I was only allowed 5! Sod it, I’m breaking the rules. Can we share him please?

Haha you’re allowed to cheat I’m not the police I won’t chuck you in prison

Can I at least put her in cuffs?

Only if they’re pink and fluffy "

You've seen my cuffs??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Young cub 2.0

Chunky gent (seems like a top bloke)

Inaswingdress

K x

Aww I’d have thrown Young Cub in too but I was only allowed 5! Sod it, I’m breaking the rules. Can we share him please?

Haha you’re allowed to cheat I’m not the police I won’t chuck you in prison

Can I at least put her in cuffs?

Only if they’re pink and fluffy "

Now you’re talking

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"It would have to be _oodnitegirl "

That's a great shout

I'm now upping mine to x5 beauties under my tree...

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Young cub 2.0

Chunky gent (seems like a top bloke)

Inaswingdress

K x

Aww I’d have thrown Young Cub in too but I was only allowed 5! Sod it, I’m breaking the rules. Can we share him please? "

Of course always happy to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would have to be _oodnitegirl "

Aww man I love her too! Right... I’ll stop at 6. Not being greedy....honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty but nice 40 or kitten78888, both stunning

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I know exactly the people i'd like to find under my tree

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"It would have to be _oodnitegirl

Aww man I love her too! Right... I’ll stop at 6. Not being greedy....honest! "

Not so much bending the rules ..

More tearing them up, burning them and dancing a jig on their smoldering remains

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Anyone who is fun & sexy....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Anyone who is fun & sexy.... "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who is fun & sexy.... "

*waves* although I will steal your advent chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard to pick but mines would be golden wonder and nsa chick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli,

Scarlet Seduction,

Babs,

Lemonbuttercream.

Let’s get loaded, ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would have to be _oodnitegirl

Aww man I love her too! Right... I’ll stop at 6. Not being greedy....honest!

Not so much bending the rules ..

More tearing them up, burning them and dancing a jig on their smoldering remains "

Fuck yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo who could I have xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to see the two guys I last met under my tree. Individually, they are both wonderful guys but I'd love to unwrap them both and be spoilt by them at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t say

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I won’t say "

FTFY

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"I can’t say but, it's GMF "

Aww, thanks Cheeky

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By *tam3Man
over a year ago

Bromley

Can I have you under my Christmas tree?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t say but, it's GMF

Aww, thanks Cheeky "

You’re welcome Girty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I won’t say

FTFY "

Glib

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By *hilliandspiceMan
over a year ago

Wimborne

Ford GT40

427 Cobra

SWB series 2A

Oh, sorry, think I got a little bit confused.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I won’t say

FTFY

Glib "

You expect anything less??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooo who could I have xxx"

Right... 7 under my tree and I’m done. I promise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooo who could I have xxx

Right... 7 under my tree and I’m done. I promise. "

. Look I can only be so lenient!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oooo who could I have xxx

Right... 7 under my tree and I’m done. I promise. "

Pfft .. Fab... the site that just keeps giving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only two???

Ok maximum of 4

LucieJo

Emkins85

LemonButterCream

PictureofPicasso

Unless there's a beauty I haven't thought of who can change my mind..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooo who could I have xxx

Right... 7 under my tree and I’m done. I promise.

. Look I can only be so lenient!"

OK, no more. I swear....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure people party enough but I do know who I would unwrap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooo who could I have xxx

Right... 7 under my tree and I’m done. I promise.

. Look I can only be so lenient!

OK, no more. I swear.... "

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oooo who could I have xxx

Right... 7 under my tree and I’m done. I promise.

. Look I can only be so lenient!

OK, no more. I swear.... "

I stuck to 4 ... forsaking Nora ... it was hard ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonita Applebum and Bens Back for starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So nobody wants GMF under their Xmas tree eh???..."

Yeah you and me both mate!!

I'll just go sulk in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooo who could I have xxx

Right... 7 under my tree and I’m done. I promise.

. Look I can only be so lenient!

OK, no more. I swear....

I stuck to 4 ... forsaking Nora ... it was hard ... "

It’s fine I don’t want to be 5th choice anyway

So there!!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"So nobody wants GMF under their Xmas tree eh???...

Yeah you and me both mate!!

I'll just go sulk in the corner. "

My cushion fort is available if needed

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'll just pretend everyone said me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just pretend everyone said me... "
i did that just so i can say you cannot have my penis again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lips are sealed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just pretend everyone said me... "

I’ll do the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Estella under me, er my tree please

Erect Jim!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Estella under me, er my tree please

Erect Jim!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got enough people buried under my tree. I couldn't possibly fit anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got enough people buried under my tree. I couldn't possibly fit anymore "

Crikey

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By *estman for the jobMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

platinium kitten and1 other who knows i am always up for fun but i wont divulge who lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got enough people buried under my tree. I couldn't possibly fit anymore

Crikey "

I've said too much

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By *estman for the jobMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"I've got enough people buried under my tree. I couldn't possibly fit anymore

Crikey "
u look like u fancy being the tree x

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm not naming but both he and she knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going with the maximum of four; A Moon Grey Cat, Ghengis Khan, MissaPopularis and LaceyRed, this Christmas please. "

Oooh happily sit under your tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got enough people buried under my tree. I couldn't possibly fit anymore "

Yeah getting a bit squished tbf

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Mr Monkey, CitizenSin, Tmontana1, dazed200.

What a night that would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t say "

Whisper to me, I won't say..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've gone a eco friendly this year. No more cutting down trees

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've gone a eco friendly this year. No more cutting down trees "

I’ve never had a real one. Prefer my fake one

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"Anyone who is fun & sexy....

Hello "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only two???

Ok maximum of 4

LucieJo

Emkins85

LemonButterCream

PictureofPicasso

Unless there's a beauty I haven't thought of who can change my mind..."

I like your profile, so can I flutter my eyelashes and be a reserve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've gone a eco friendly this year. No more cutting down trees

I’ve never had a real one. Prefer my fake one "

I really cant reply to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooo who could I have xxx

Right... 7 under my tree and I’m done. I promise.

. Look I can only be so lenient!

OK, no more. I swear.... "

I’m hoping for both of you under my tree xx

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Too many lovelies to choose! I'd have to secret Santa.. see who shows up.

If anyone wants me under their tree, I'll bring my guitar for a singaling and tiddly winks for after dinner tiddly winks into belly buttons game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooo who could I have xxx

Right... 7 under my tree and I’m done. I promise.

. Look I can only be so lenient!

OK, no more. I swear....

I’m hoping for both of you under my tree xx"

Well if Nora bends the rules and allows me to have 7, you will both be under mine! Problem solved.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oooo who could I have xxx

Right... 7 under my tree and I’m done. I promise.

. Look I can only be so lenient!

OK, no more. I swear....

I’m hoping for both of you under my tree xx

Well if Nora bends the rules and allows me to have 7, you will both be under mine! Problem solved. "

You're so fickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s no room under my tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh. Now this is interesting... I know I’m not going to be under anyone’s tree but.. hmm..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooo who could I have xxx

Right... 7 under my tree and I’m done. I promise.

. Look I can only be so lenient!

OK, no more. I swear....

I’m hoping for both of you under my tree xx

Well if Nora bends the rules and allows me to have 7, you will both be under mine! Problem solved.

You're so fickle "

Rude! You were on my list Monkey! You can be replaced you know....

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Oooo who could I have xxx

Right... 7 under my tree and I’m done. I promise.

. Look I can only be so lenient!

OK, no more. I swear....

I’m hoping for both of you under my tree xx

Well if Nora bends the rules and allows me to have 7, you will both be under mine! Problem solved. "

I need him under my tree for my festive fivesome!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"[Removed by poster at 05/12/19 19:46:18]

Diamond Cougar

Kisses and Kinks

Sparkle 1974

Feminine Virtue

So do i pop out of the box?!"

Do we all pop out of a box

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oooo who could I have xxx

Right... 7 under my tree and I’m done. I promise.

. Look I can only be so lenient!

OK, no more. I swear....

I’m hoping for both of you under my tree xx

Well if Nora bends the rules and allows me to have 7, you will both be under mine! Problem solved.

You're so fickle

Rude! You were on my list Monkey! You can be replaced you know.... "

Monkey mildly sulks... sensing bowel movement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooo who could I have xxx

Right... 7 under my tree and I’m done. I promise.

. Look I can only be so lenient!

OK, no more. I swear....

I’m hoping for both of you under my tree xx

Well if Nora bends the rules and allows me to have 7, you will both be under mine! Problem solved.

I need him under my tree for my festive fivesome!"

Allocated time slots?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Oooo who could I have xxx

Right... 7 under my tree and I’m done. I promise.

. Look I can only be so lenient!

OK, no more. I swear....

I’m hoping for both of you under my tree xx

Well if Nora bends the rules and allows me to have 7, you will both be under mine! Problem solved.

I need him under my tree for my festive fivesome!

Allocated time slots? "

Good idea, you have him 12am to 12 pm and I'll have him 12pm to 12am.

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By *rs hotarse and mrCouple
over a year ago

Worcester/ Hereford

Sturie188

What a stunning couple

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Miss Buttercream please..... not picking a back up as she’s too damn perfect

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’ll stick to the allotted 4

I won’t name them but let’s just say I’m choosing 4 of fabs finest gentleman .... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody floats my boat at the moment "

With those mahoosivs, you can float willy nilly by yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know any of you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh. Now this is interesting... I know I’m not going to be under anyone’s tree but.. hmm.. "

You sure about that?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Would you like to find under your tree on Christmas morning. You’re allowed 2 each (in case one can’t make it )

I don't have a tree

You don’t have a tree!! Wtf "

We don’t have a tree either.

No point as we won’t be at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooo who could I have xxx

Right... 7 under my tree and I’m done. I promise.

. Look I can only be so lenient!

OK, no more. I swear....

I’m hoping for both of you under my tree xx

Well if Nora bends the rules and allows me to have 7, you will both be under mine! Problem solved.

I need him under my tree for my festive fivesome!

Allocated time slots?

Good idea, you have him 12am to 12 pm and I'll have him 12pm to 12am. "

Oh bugger I’ll be asleep for at least the first 8 hours of my time slot... ahh well, guess I’d better make the 4 hours I have with him memorable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NsaChick

BOLDY

Cheeky

FV

Bonus: WW

Pipedream of course for the man with no face. Still it's xmas.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Oh. Now this is interesting... I know I’m not going to be under anyone’s tree but.. hmm.. "

I don't have a tree. Feel free to hide in my bed.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Twillglet

Spurschick

Lexa

Citizensin "

I’ll bring Mr Smirnoff and a straw for company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh. Now this is interesting... I know I’m not going to be under anyone’s tree but.. hmm..

I don't have a tree. Feel free to hide in my bed. "

But if I hide... you wouldn’t find me! I’m very good at hiding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freya73 and NSAchick please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh I forgot mine!

Naughtyandhandsome and LucieJo

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Hmm

My Scarlet

Hippychick

Wildblonde

LJ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmm

My Scarlet

Hippychick

Wildblonde

LJ"

Holly’s LJ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

craig cos i dont see him enough.and if craig cant make it i think i would ask tom.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Hmm

My Scarlet

Hippychick

Wildblonde

LJ

Holly’s LJ?? "

No idea! I mean LucieJo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I forgot mine!

Naughtyandhandsome and LucieJo

"

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I forgot mine!

Naughtyandhandsome and LucieJo

Cheers "

thought you’d gone again!

You too my boobilicious beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I forgot mine!

Naughtyandhandsome and LucieJo

Cheers

thought you’d gone again!

You too my boobilicious beauty "

Gone where

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"I don’t know any of you lol"

Hiya! Just cruise a few profiles and pick anyway if you wanna play!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moon child too, I love a good camel toe pic

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Prince of fababrah will be buried under mine if he carries on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emkins85, get under my tree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er, if only!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Emkins85, get under my tree! "

I would rather be under you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prince of fababrah will be buried under mine if he carries on. "

Do you need help digging a hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prince of fababrah will be buried under mine if he carries on.

Do you need help digging a hole?"

Jesus you would do anything to get your hands on me wouldn't you

Word to the wise though, jump on while I'm still warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking more of an advent calendar approach, but I shall need 5 tonight to catch up..

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Anyone that genuinely has nobody to spend it with. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope it's not too late to add another, just peeked at Emkins85's profile. She looks delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 elves please. One joyful. One peace maker. One storyteller. One to warm up the atmosphere. Takers?

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