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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ho ho ho...

Come and sit on my lap. Tell kinky Santa what you want for Christmas... lets keep it dirty, after all I am the kinky Santa.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Oooo, I've always kind of wanted a cock ring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo, I've always kind of wanted a cock ring

Your on my naughty list. Which is a good thing..

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I've put a wand and a glass dildo on my list x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've put a wand and a glass dildo on my list x"

Have you been naughty enough??

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've put a wand and a glass dildo on my list x

Have you been naughty enough??"

Haha, maybe not naughty enough x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've put a wand and a glass dildo on my list x

Have you been naughty enough??

Haha, maybe not naughty enough x

I might have something in my sack for you...lmao

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've put a wand and a glass dildo on my list x

Have you been naughty enough??

Haha, maybe not naughty enough x

I might have something in my sack for you...lmao"

A wand or glass dildo? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like

I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice

You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike

If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody asked

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse

You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew

But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too

Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am

Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram

Next time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts

You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store

And me and me little sister come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:

Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

Cause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bike

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Ho ho ho...

Come and sit on my lap. Tell kinky Santa what you want for Christmas... lets keep it dirty, after all I am the kinky Santa. "

Can I bounce on your knees?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've put a wand and a glass dildo on my list x

Have you been naughty enough??

Haha, maybe not naughty enough x

I might have something in my sack for you...lmao

A wand or glass dildo? X

Wait and see what cums down your chimney x

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like

I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice

You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike

If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody asked

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse

You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew

But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too

Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am

Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram

Next time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts

You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store

And me and me little sister come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:

Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

Cause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bike"

Lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like

I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice

You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike

If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody asked

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse

You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew

But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too

Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am

Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram

Next time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts

You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store

And me and me little sister come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:

Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

Cause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bike

Lol..

PMSL x

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

"Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like

I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice

You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike

If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody asked

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse

You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew

But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too

Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am

Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram

Next time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts

You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store

And me and me little sister come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:

Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

Cause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bike"

Was this Kevin Blood Wilson?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like

I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice

You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike

If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody asked

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse

You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew

But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too

Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am

Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram

Next time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts

You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store

And me and me little sister come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:

Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

Cause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bike

Was this Kevin Blood Wilson?"
no he stole it from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth "

Real Santa might be able to help there. Unless you want kinky vibrating teeth lol.

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth "

I know the guy whose father wrote that ... they still get royalties every year

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

"Was this Kevin Blood Wilson?no he stole it from me

Sue him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a corset to go over my bodystocking. Might as well expand my lingerie collection.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've put a wand and a glass dildo on my list x

Have you been naughty enough??

Haha, maybe not naughty enough x

I might have something in my sack for you...lmao

A wand or glass dildo? X

Wait and see what cums down your chimney x"

Down my chimney?! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like

I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice

You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike

If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody asked

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse

You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew

But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too

Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am

Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram

Next time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts

You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store

And me and me little sister come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:

Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

Cause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bike"

I like “ living next door to Alan” that’s funny too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like

I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice

You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike

If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody asked

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse

You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew

But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too

Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am

Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram

Next time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts

You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store

And me and me little sister come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:

Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

Cause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bike

I like “ living next door to Alan” that’s funny too

"
thats your mates neighbours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've put a wand and a glass dildo on my list x

Have you been naughty enough??

Haha, maybe not naughty enough x

I might have something in my sack for you...lmao

A wand or glass dildo? X

Wait and see what cums down your chimney x

Down my chimney?! X

Well I can think of better places..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12" toy

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've put a wand and a glass dildo on my list x

Have you been naughty enough??

Haha, maybe not naughty enough x

I might have something in my sack for you...lmao

A wand or glass dildo? X

Wait and see what cums down your chimney x

Down my chimney?! X

Well I can think of better places..lol "

Haha, me too x

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By *oirinMarkusCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands and West London

A metal butt plug, a Symbian, a Wand, a tail and ears, a paddle, leg restraints, heavy duty handcuffs, stockings and a Dom please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"12" toy

If you've been a good naughty girl..lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A metal butt plug, a Symbian, a Wand, a tail and ears, a paddle, leg restraints, heavy duty handcuffs, stockings and a Dom please

Blimey..your going to fill my sack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to sit on Santa's lap with no pants on and see what develops ho ho ho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to sit on Santa's lap with no pants on and see what develops ho ho ho"

Santa's happy...lol

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'm going for a corset that I can fit my boobs in...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going for a corset that I can fit my boobs in..."

Santa can measure boobs by hand..lol x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Oooo, I've always kind of wanted a cock ring

Your on my naughty list. Which is a good thing.."

Oh goody

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A nice deep spooning session in this cold weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to sit on Santa's lap with no pants on and see what develops ho ho ho

Santa's happy...lol "

Shame santa is so far away

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