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By *aughtius Maximius OP   Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

...you’re in the supermarket and wondering if the person next to you is on Fab.

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By *aughtius Maximius OP   Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

You look for pampas grass in peoples gardens

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

You look at lipstick and wonder if it’s blowjob proof.

Mascara? It’s waterproof but is it cumproof?

Non run eyeliner? Yes but will it see me through my threesome without making me look like Alice Cooper?

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la


"You look at lipstick and wonder if it’s blowjob proof.

Mascara? It’s waterproof but is it cumproof?

Non run eyeliner? Yes but will it see me through my threesome without making me look like Alice Cooper?"

Glad I'm not the only one that considers these things when buying make up!

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By *aughtius Maximius OP   Man
over a year ago

Cambridge


"You look at lipstick and wonder if it’s blowjob proof.

Mascara? It’s waterproof but is it cumproof?

Non run eyeliner? Yes but will it see me through my threesome without making me look like Alice Cooper?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When some1 says "fab"

Then you walk away and press the Who's near me button

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By *aughtius Maximius OP   Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

...or when watching porn you think “oh yes I’ve done too “

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By *aughtius Maximius OP   Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

That

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"When some1 says "fab"

Then you walk away and press the Who's near me button "

all the time

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"You look for pampas grass in peoples gardens "

Some friends of mine had pampas grass in the garden of their old house.

He once thought her G Spot was on the back of her left knee and so I cannot imagine for one moment that they are swingers.

I'm up for being surprised, though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you join a new site online and it asks for email verification. You havent met my email before, how the heck can you verify it?

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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

When your village friends are amazed at how many "date nights" you have!

When you read up on a movie you will never see to solidify your poor choice of cover story.

When your kids are surprised how little you know about salsa dancing after seven straight weekends of late evening lessons.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

When you pass the written exam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your village friends are amazed at how many "date nights" you have!

When you read up on a movie you will never see to solidify your poor choice of cover story.

When your kids are surprised how little you know about salsa dancing after seven straight weekends of late evening lessons. "

Creased at the salsa dancing thing

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

When you're running out of excuses at the where you're going when you ask someone to babysit.

When you're in a bar and see someone you like and forget you cant chat them up to take them home in front of your pals. Yes I K did this once which resulted in some awkward conversations with Cs mates as they thought I was cheating! Oops

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

When your non knowing, vanilla friends assume you're in a relationship as your always going on 'dates'.

And want to know when they're going to meet him!!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

When you forget to remove the butt plug and gimp mask when you pop down the shops for a pint of milk

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By *aughtius Maximius OP   Man
over a year ago

Cambridge


"When you forget to remove the butt plug and gimp mask when you pop down the shops for a pint of milk "

Hahahahaha

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By *rinthiaMan
over a year ago

dundee


"When your village friends are amazed at how many "date nights" you have!

When you read up on a movie you will never see to solidify your poor choice of cover story.

When your kids are surprised how little you know about salsa dancing after seven straight weekends of late evening lessons. "

im impressed, that’s commitment

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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"When your village friends are amazed at how many "date nights" you have!

When you read up on a movie you will never see to solidify your poor choice of cover story.

When your kids are surprised how little you know about salsa dancing after seven straight weekends of late evening lessons.

im impressed, that’s commitment "

Needs must

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By *hillonMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Hahaha

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"When your village friends are amazed at how many "date nights" you have!

When you read up on a movie you will never see to solidify your poor choice of cover story.

When your kids are surprised how little you know about salsa dancing after seven straight weekends of late evening lessons. "

This made me laugh so much x

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By *unny ValentineCouple
over a year ago

Crewe

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By *unny ValentineCouple
over a year ago

Crewe

When half of your alcohol selection has numbers on it!

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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"When your village friends are amazed at how many "date nights" you have!

When you read up on a movie you will never see to solidify your poor choice of cover story.

When your kids are surprised how little you know about salsa dancing after seven straight weekends of late evening lessons.

This made me laugh so much x "

Your socks made us smile

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"When your village friends are amazed at how many "date nights" you have!

When you read up on a movie you will never see to solidify your poor choice of cover story.

When your kids are surprised how little you know about salsa dancing after seven straight weekends of late evening lessons.

This made me laugh so much x

Your socks made us smile "

They make me smile everytime I wear them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in the pub point their fingers at you or does that just happen to us

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By *aughtius Maximius OP   Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

You know you’re a swinger when...if know the difference between swinging and a hook up

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