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By *acktar74 OP   Man
over a year ago

leeds

I have lost my sky remote can anyone know how I can tell how big my cock is?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Use a lynx can.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Pop it in my mouth and we can use my tongue as a ruler...

*smooooooooooooth*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer bottle

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

You can use your toaster. If it fits inside it’s small. If you have to squish it flat to get in its average and if you can’t even get the bell end near it. It’s big

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By *lbethereMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Tin of beans works well

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

No because your hiding in private photos

So probably you don’t want to be recognised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set your sky box on the floor and draw the outline around it.

Ly down on the floor with a rute on and try to change to channel.

Once you are close enough to do so mark on the floor where the base of your penis is.

This is the tough bit. Search for your sky remote and once you have found it put it on the floor next to the Mark's you have made. If the remote is shorter than the distance between the 2 Mark's then you're gonna have to borrow your neighbour's sky remote. If its longer then mark on the sky remote where your dick got to and go buy a measuring tape to see how long that is

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By *acktar74 OP   Man
over a year ago

leeds


"Pop it in my mouth and we can use my tongue as a ruler...

*smooooooooooooth*"

How big is your tongue. Do i know you

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By *acktar74 OP   Man
over a year ago

leeds


"Use a lynx can."

I won't have lynx till i get xmas presents

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Pop it in my mouth and we can use my tongue as a ruler...

*smooooooooooooth*

How big is your tongue. Do i know you"

You’ve messaged me enough...

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

That water is cold on the ol' bellend in the bottom of the toilet...

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Sanex roll on by 2

=S 8"

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I use the Blackpool Tower to measure mine against.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"I use the Blackpool Tower to measure mine against. "

show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pop it in my mouth and we can use my tongue as a ruler...

*smooooooooooooth*

How big is your tongue. Do i know you

You’ve messaged me enough... "

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham


"I have lost my sky remote can anyone know how I can tell how big my cock is? "
buy a, ruler then quote the size in cms to make it sound better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if you wank with both hands at the same time

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"I use the Blackpool Tower to measure mine against.

show off "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use the Blackpool Tower to measure mine against. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get someone with small hands to hold it as it’ll make it look bigger.

Or use a fun size chocolate bar as everyone will assume it’s the full size bar.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"Get someone with small hands to hold it as it’ll make it look bigger.

Or use a fun size chocolate bar as everyone will assume it’s the full size bar. "

Ah yes I remember the old joke about the late Jeremy Beadle...

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By *acktar74 OP   Man
over a year ago

leeds


"Pop it in my mouth and we can use my tongue as a ruler...

*smooooooooooooth*

How big is your tongue. Do i know you

You’ve messaged me enough... "

That doesnt count when you are my wife.

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