FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is Rant Day

By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

Yes, fabbers, here we are again. Thursday. The day of rants.

Pop them down below and I’ll review them.

Just make them good and don’t moan about preferences, not replying or having to work.

And put some effort in - short sentences aren’t rants

Ready, steady, go

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

What took so long? Were you eating your Dairylea on toast?

Distance..........especially when I need sex

#ovulating

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Waiting on an item I ordered online to be delivered.

It was due Monday, but got an email saying it was delayed.

Just checked emails & it's now saying I cancelled the order!

I didn't

It was a present for someone, and I'm quite pissed off now, as I won't have time to find another, similar & get it delivered before the weekend

Bah humbug!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Waiting on an item I ordered online to be delivered.

It was due Monday, but got an email saying it was delayed.

Just checked emails & it's now saying I cancelled the order!

I didn't

It was a present for someone, and I'm quite pissed off now, as I won't have time to find another, similar & get it delivered before the weekend

Bah humbug! "

That’s made me annoyed for you!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

To much to say but aaarrrfgghh !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lot to rant about really. Ppl both disappoint and amaze me with their brilliance. Life isn't as bad as it seems sometimes and when you think you're down someone amazing usually arrives to pick you up and take you to a new high...

In other news, Homebase can fuck right off! And then when they're in the furthest fucking distance they can fuck right off some more for not yet giving me a delivery date for the fireplace I ordered months ago. Hope they're enjoying the money they took from me, it's not like I needed it anyway and I love having a dirty great hole in my living room wall....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

If I started to rant I doubt I could actually stop and would fill this thread.

But this viral bug I've got can really go and do one now, had it over a week and it's getting on my nerves.

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

I need to pay back an overpayment to the DWP. After nearly 11 months waiting upon a decision on my mandatory reconciliation, they have reduced the amount I have to pay them.

The letter dated 10 days previously, told me me to ring this department to make payment. I ring the number on the letter. I’m kept waiting for 45 minutes before an advisor finally answers to be told their records haven’t been updated yet, and I can’t make payment until I receive another letter with a due date to pay.

If I pay the reduce amount now it may cause problems, but will note that I rang.

Unbelievable. If a business ran themselves like that, they’ll soon be out of business!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

It's fucking freezing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't want to be awake at this time don't need to be awake for another hour.. So annoyed I have crappy sleep... Grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have amazing friends (some of whom found in the unlikeliest of places), an amazing partner and daughter, a job I love and feel very privileged to do, and quality time with my lovely family coming up. Today - nothing to rant about. Happy Lucie.

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

#€€#*€|%+|]%¥,

And that’s what I have to say about that!!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Right, brace yourselves for this week's gripping instalment of developer blues:

In the last episode, the house completion was delayed until the middle of January due to mismanagement and incompetence (I precis a little).

This week, I have a phone call from the sales office. Red and I are due to go and see the house on Friday (tomorrow). The sales advisor gives me a new number for the site manager who I need to call, the reason? The previous crew, who were brought in to resource the mess of the crew prior to that, have walked … they couldn't get on with the new construction director. Great I think, but the advisor tells me it's fine, everything is in hand for completion as advised previously. However, when we go and see the house, if it hasn't been resolved already, we're not to worry about the tiles in the en suite.

Alarms bells are now ringing in my head. Red and I have chosen all our tiles, we chose them in June. Apparently, the tiler in his wisdom saw fit to tile the en suite with the tiles we wanted in the downstairs loo.

The loo tiles are a) the wrong colour for what we want in the en suite, but b) the pattern is quite a strong geometric pattern. Ok for the small spaces but a whole en suite … it will hurt the eyes.

How the fuck can these people keep royally fucking up so fucking easily????

So, developers and tilers now, total cuntish arsey cockwomble thundercunts.

Tune in next week, when we will have seen the house and may see further issues.

House Build - a Monkey production ...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I have amazing friends (some of whom found in the unlikeliest of places), an amazing partner and daughter, a job I love and feel very privileged to do, and quality time with my lovely family coming up. Today - nothing to rant about. Happy Lucie.

Yay!! Go LJ x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay!! Go LJ x

Tougher than I look, me.

(Ps. You’re one of the unlikely friends I was referring to...PPS. That tiler sounds like a right muppet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking forward to work, i love it, rant over

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Just a quick rant, while I have the Thursday opportunity.

I'm just so tired of the entitled messages that can't take no for an answer and ask me why I won't meet them even though I'm on a swingers site.

Why do people say just because I'm on here I will meet absolutely anybody who happens to be free? They haven't read my profile so they don't have a clue what I'm looking for, and they couldn't care less, they simply think because I'm on here and they have a cock there's nothing else that needs taking into account.

Thank you for listening, rant over and I feel better.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Right, brace yourselves for this week's gripping instalment of developer blues:

In the last episode, the house completion was delayed until the middle of January due to mismanagement and incompetence (I precis a little).

The loo tiles are a) the wrong colour for what we want in the en suite, but b) the pattern is quite a strong geometric pattern. Ok for the small spaces but a whole en suite … it will hurt the eyes.

How the fuck can these people keep royally fucking up so fucking easily????

So, developers and tilers now, total cuntish arsey cockwomble thundercunts.

Tune in next week, when we will have seen the house and may see further issues.

House Build - a Monkey production ..."

I'm even more positive now, my ex is your builder!!

Sending you the biggest of hugs xx

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

" ...

I'm even more positive now, my ex is your builder!!

Sending you the biggest of hugs xx"

Thanks, does he work for one of the larger developers in East Sussex?

Twats wankers arseholes …

Damn my Tourette's!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in a shop. Why is it when ring up a total, tell the customer how much it is, and hold my hand out for their money, that 90% of people put their money on the counter beside my hand?

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why did you think I was holding my hand out? Did you think I was being Camp?

And the bastards that do this are always the first ones with their hands out for their change. Cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told the other day that I put too much garlic in my cooking. Ex-fucking-cuse me??

Are you one of these people who puts a clothes peg on their nose at the very mention of garlic? If you are then please go back to your mutton and cold boiled potatoes. Go eat your limp lettuce and tomato salad and may you pass to a hereafter where ambrosia is made out of distilled dish water and carrot juice.

Garlic is the flavouring of the gods and I consider it treason to suggest that a little bit of it goes a long way!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

" ...

I'm even more positive now, my ex is your builder!!

Sending you the biggest of hugs xx

Thanks, does he work for one of the larger developers in East Sussex?

Twats wankers arseholes …

Damn my Tourette's!!"

East & West!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

" ...

I'm even more positive now, my ex is your builder!!

Sending you the biggest of hugs xx

Thanks, does he work for one of the larger developers in East Sussex?

Twats wankers arseholes …

Damn my Tourette's!!

East & West!

We keep telling ourselves .. all will be fine in the end … all will be fine

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I was told the other day that I put too much garlic in my cooking. Ex-fucking-cuse me??

Garlic is the flavouring of the gods and I consider it treason to suggest that a little bit of it goes a long way! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I started to rant I doubt I could actually stop and would fill this thread.

But this viral bug I've got can really go and do one now, had it over a week and it's getting on my nerves.

That's me that is....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I've just inherited yet another job. It's not my job. It's takes me all day to prepare one report.

I'm already 8 days behind. I work 5 days a week. That's 5 reports I can complete.

We work 7 days a week, so 7 reports a week.

In other words, every week that goes by, I'll be two more reports behind.

9 this week, 11 the next, 13 the next. Etc.

I'm spending this weekend trying to write a programme that'll do 95% of the work for me. If I can't, I'm 2 more days behind.

Plus of course, I'm not doing a minute of my own job.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just inherited yet another job. It's not my job. It's takes me all day to prepare one report.

I'm already 8 days behind. I work 5 days a week. That's 5 reports I can complete.

We work 7 days a week, so 7 reports a week.

In other words, every week that goes by, I'll be two more reports behind.

9 this week, 11 the next, 13 the next. Etc.

I'm spending this weekend trying to write a programme that'll do 95% of the work for me. If I can't, I'm 2 more days behind.

Plus of course, I'm not doing a minute of my own job........."

Get off here and crack on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who either don't use indicators on the roads OR think it gives them the right to pull out... just why???

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I've just inherited yet another job. It's not my job. It's takes me all day to prepare one report.

I'm already 8 days behind. I work 5 days a week. That's 5 reports I can complete.

We work 7 days a week, so 7 reports a week.

In other words, every week that goes by, I'll be two more reports behind.

9 this week, 11 the next, 13 the next. Etc.

I'm spending this weekend trying to write a programme that'll do 95% of the work for me. If I can't, I'm 2 more days behind.

Plus of course, I'm not doing a minute of my own job.........

Get off here and crack on then

I only logged on to rant.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

OP too busy to approve my rant........just wrong

The OP will be back before midnight to approve rants folks otherwise I’ll have to call in reinforcements

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

You know how a social is supposed to be an opportunity to see if you fancy the arse off each other or not?

Best not arrange a social with me today.

Just seen myself in the mirror, I look like shit.

So bad, so rough, I don't even fancy wanking myself off.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just inherited yet another job. It's not my job. It's takes me all day to prepare one report.

I'm already 8 days behind. I work 5 days a week. That's 5 reports I can complete.

We work 7 days a week, so 7 reports a week.

In other words, every week that goes by, I'll be two more reports behind.

9 this week, 11 the next, 13 the next. Etc.

I'm spending this weekend trying to write a programme that'll do 95% of the work for me. If I can't, I'm 2 more days behind.

Plus of course, I'm not doing a minute of my own job........."

Sounds like my job.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You know how a social is supposed to be an opportunity to see if you fancy the arse off each other or not?

Best not arrange a social with me today.

Just seen myself in the mirror, I look like shit.

So bad, so rough, I don't even fancy wanking myself off.....

Oh Stingly, don't be so defeatist. It's what's on the inside that counts. Tell yourself you're hot as fuck and you'll be wanking yourself silly in no time.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You know how a social is supposed to be an opportunity to see if you fancy the arse off each other or not?

Best not arrange a social with me today.

Just seen myself in the mirror, I look like shit.

So bad, so rough, I don't even fancy wanking myself off.....

Oh Stingly, don't be so defeatist. It's what's on the inside that counts. Tell yourself you're hot as fuck and you'll be wanking yourself silly in no time."

That's a lovely thought.

Alas the mirror doesn't lie.

Even my boss said I look dreadful...... thanks Guv....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"You know how a social is supposed to be an opportunity to see if you fancy the arse off each other or not?

Best not arrange a social with me today.

Just seen myself in the mirror, I look like shit.

So bad, so rough, I don't even fancy wanking myself off.....

Oh Stingly, don't be so defeatist. It's what's on the inside that counts. Tell yourself you're hot as fuck and you'll be wanking yourself silly in no time.

That's a lovely thought.

Alas the mirror doesn't lie.

Even my boss said I look dreadful...... thanks Guv....

A face for texting Stingly mate

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You know how a social is supposed to be an opportunity to see if you fancy the arse off each other or not?

Best not arrange a social with me today.

Just seen myself in the mirror, I look like shit.

So bad, so rough, I don't even fancy wanking myself off.....

Oh Stingly, don't be so defeatist. It's what's on the inside that counts. Tell yourself you're hot as fuck and you'll be wanking yourself silly in no time.

That's a lovely thought.

Alas the mirror doesn't lie.

Even my boss said I look dreadful...... thanks Guv....

A face for texting Stingly mate"

The perfect face for radio.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"You know how a social is supposed to be an opportunity to see if you fancy the arse off each other or not?

Best not arrange a social with me today.

Just seen myself in the mirror, I look like shit.

So bad, so rough, I don't even fancy wanking myself off.....

Oh Stingly, don't be so defeatist. It's what's on the inside that counts. Tell yourself you're hot as fuck and you'll be wanking yourself silly in no time.

That's a lovely thought.

Alas the mirror doesn't lie.

Even my boss said I look dreadful...... thanks Guv....

A face for texting Stingly mate

The perfect face for radio.

Can't all be handsome like me

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You know how a social is supposed to be an opportunity to see if you fancy the arse off each other or not?

Best not arrange a social with me today.

Just seen myself in the mirror, I look like shit.

So bad, so rough, I don't even fancy wanking myself off.....

Oh Stingly, don't be so defeatist. It's what's on the inside that counts. Tell yourself you're hot as fuck and you'll be wanking yourself silly in no time.

That's a lovely thought.

Alas the mirror doesn't lie.

Even my boss said I look dreadful...... thanks Guv....

A face for texting Stingly mate

The perfect face for radio.

Can't all be handsome like me

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"What took so long? Were you eating your Dairylea on toast?

Distance..........especially when I need sex

#ovulating "

Punishment

Approved of course darling

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

Waiting on an item I ordered online to be delivered.

It was due Monday, but got an email saying it was delayed.

Just checked emails & it's now saying I cancelled the order!

I didn't

It was a present for someone, and I'm quite pissed off now, as I won't have time to find another, similar & get it delivered before the weekend

Bah humbug! "

Utter bellwhakers definitely approved

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"To much to say but aaarrrfgghh !! "

Unable to approve due to lack of information

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Not a lot to rant about really. Ppl both disappoint and amaze me with their brilliance. Life isn't as bad as it seems sometimes and when you think you're down someone amazing usually arrives to pick you up and take you to a new high...

Approved on this occasion but in future cut to the chase or you’ll be denied regardless of your plight

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"If I started to rant I doubt I could actually stop and would fill this thread.

But this viral bug I've got can really go and do one now, had it over a week and it's getting on my nerves.

Being ill is such a waste of time most definitely approved

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I need to pay back an overpayment to the DWP. After nearly 11 months waiting upon a decision on my mandatory reconciliation, they have reduced the amount I have to pay them.

If I pay the reduce amount now it may cause problems, but will note that I rang.

Unbelievable. If a business ran themselves like that, they’ll soon be out of business!

Bureaucratic nonsense approved

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"It's fucking freezing."

It’s winter and you live in the UK, what do you expect? Denied

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Don't want to be awake at this time don't need to be awake for another hour.. So annoyed I have crappy sleep... Grrr"

Crappy sleep is debilitating approved

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

You’re on the wrong thread

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"#€€#*€|%+|]%¥,

And that’s what I have to say about that!!!

Denied for further information see above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is that we have had to cancel this weekends plans due to illness.

And we have had to cancel next weekends MLS due to family commitments.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Right, brace yourselves for this week's gripping instalment of developer blues:

In the last episode, the house completion was delayed until the middle of January due to mismanagement and incompetence (I precis a little).

The loo tiles are a) the wrong colour for what we want in the en suite, but b) the pattern is quite a strong geometric pattern. Ok for the small spaces but a whole en suite … it will hurt the eyes.

How the fuck can these people keep royally fucking up so fucking easily????

So, developers and tilers now, total cuntish arsey cockwomble thundercunts.

Tune in next week, when we will have seen the house and may see further issues.

House Build - a Monkey production ..."

Can you give me their number? They’re really grinding my piss, I need to have a few words

Definitely approved with Christmas bells on

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm looking forward to work, i love it, rant over

Half arsed rant denied

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Just a quick rant, while I have the Thursday opportunity.

I'm just so tired of the entitled messages that can't take no for an answer and ask me why I won't meet them even though I'm on a swingers site.

Thank you for listening, rant over and I feel better."

denied

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I work in a shop. Why is it when ring up a total, tell the customer how much it is, and hold my hand out for their money, that 90% of people put their money on the counter beside my hand?

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why did you think I was holding my hand out? Did you think I was being Camp?

And the bastards that do this are always the first ones with their hands out for their change. Cunts"

Seriously? You call that a rant? Denied

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I was told the other day that I put too much garlic in my cooking. Ex-fucking-cuse me??

Garlic is the flavouring of the gods and I consider it treason to suggest that a little bit of it goes a long way! "

Read the OP this comes under preferences

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I've just inherited yet another job. It's not my job. It's takes me all day to prepare one report.

I'm already 8 days behind. I work 5 days a week. That's 5 reports I can complete.

We work 7 days a week, so 7 reports a week.

In other words, every week that goes by, I'll be two more reports behind.

9 this week, 11 the next, 13 the next. Etc.

I'm spending this weekend trying to write a programme that'll do 95% of the work for me. If I can't, I'm 2 more days behind.

Plus of course, I'm not doing a minute of my own job........."

Approved just for being entertaining

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over a year ago

"Right, brace yourselves for this week's gripping instalment of developer blues:

In the last episode, the house completion was delayed until the middle of January due to mismanagement and incompetence (I precis a little).

The loo tiles are a) the wrong colour for what we want in the en suite, but b) the pattern is quite a strong geometric pattern. Ok for the small spaces but a whole en suite … it will hurt the eyes.

How the fuck can these people keep royally fucking up so fucking easily????

So, developers and tilers now, total cuntish arsey cockwomble thundercunts.

Tune in next week, when we will have seen the house and may see further issues.

House Build - a Monkey production ..."

yep -i too have spent all week worrying about tiles in a house i don't live in or haven't bought yet ......wtf made me laugh......

I hope landscapers install the correct shade of green grass and the pool is the right blue colour .....

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"People who either don't use indicators on the roads OR think it gives them the right to pull out... just why???

Selfish, self-centred, bellwhakers approved

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"You know how a social is supposed to be an opportunity to see if you fancy the arse off each other or not?

Best not arrange a social with me today.

Just seen myself in the mirror, I look like shit.

So bad, so rough, I don't even fancy wanking myself off.....

This is NOT a rant

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"My rant is that we have had to cancel this weekends plans due to illness.

And we have had to cancel next weekends MLS due to family commitments.

Sorry to hear that I feel your pain, very disappointing when you’re looking forward to something approved

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Right, brace yourselves for this week's gripping instalment of developer blues:

In the last episode, the house completion was delayed until the middle of January due to mismanagement and incompetence (I precis a little).

The loo tiles are a) the wrong colour for what we want in the en suite, but b) the pattern is quite a strong geometric pattern. Ok for the small spaces but a whole en suite … it will hurt the eyes.

How the fuck can these people keep royally fucking up so fucking easily????

So, developers and tilers now, total cuntish arsey cockwomble thundercunts.

Tune in next week, when we will have seen the house and may see further issues.

House Build - a Monkey production ...

yep -i too have spent all week worrying about tiles in a house i don't live in or haven't bought yet ......wtf made me laugh......

I hope landscapers install the correct shade of green grass and the pool is the right blue colour ....."

Finished have you? Good now move along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rant is that we have had to cancel this weekends plans due to illness.

And we have had to cancel next weekends MLS due to family commitments.

Sorry to hear that I feel your pain, very disappointing when you’re looking forward to something approved

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thank you, we are very sad.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"What took so long? Were you eating your Dairylea on toast?

Distance..........especially when I need sex

#ovulating

Punishment

Approved of course darling

Thank you sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work in a shop. Why is it when ring up a total, tell the customer how much it is, and hold my hand out for their money, that 90% of people put their money on the counter beside my hand?

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why did you think I was holding my hand out? Did you think I was being Camp?

And the bastards that do this are always the first ones with their hands out for their change. Cunts

Seriously? You call that a rant? Denied

There was me thinking skimming the surface of that one was more than enough. Cracking my knuckles in anticipation of next Thursday

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

The Toilet Roll has to be hung with the paper to the outside???

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