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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do noses run and feet smell?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Mind imploded. I like these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people say go anywhere nice when you say you have been on holiday no I went to a shit hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do they spell it “scent” and which letter is silent? The s or the c?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why aren’t dogs called walks

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

If the Queen reaches her centenary, who sends her the telegram?

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Why do flammable and inflammable look like opposites?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do noses run and feet smell?

But you need a nose to smell and feet to run

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By *chilles and RavenCouple
over a year ago

Guernsey

Why is something sent by air called a shipment but something sent by ship is called cargo.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

The joys of an oxymoron

Pretty ugly

Stupidly clever

Army intelligence

Female logic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone has been blind all their life can they still dream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s coat is that jacket ?

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"If someone has been blind all their life can they still dream? "

Yes but not in pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do read and read mean different things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you noticed every C in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s coat is that jacket ? "

Are you reading that newspaper you're sitting on?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Why is there only one monopolies comission?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Why does monosyllabic have so many??

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"Fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do noses run and feet smell?

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. Very good question a. I can't answer any of them. How u get the answers

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By *awdydom20Man
over a year ago

Sutton

If a fly can fly why can't a bird, bird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was you reading in reading?

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

The bin men refuse to remove the refuse

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Have you noticed every C in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently"

How about:

Enough

Though

Thought

Through

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"why do read and read mean different things?

Im not sure how to read that so I read it twice. Which word did you intend to be first read or read?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how is canada dry?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All male birds are called cocks, so how come the females aren't pussies?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Have you noticed every C in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently

How about:

Enough

Though

Thought

Through

And I forgot Cough as well

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Have you noticed every C in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently

How about:

Enough

Though

Thought

Through

And I forgot Cough as well

And thorough

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Have you noticed every C in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently

How about:

Enough

Though

Thought

Through

And I forgot Cough as well

And thorough

I live not far from Loughborough as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"birds suddenly appear

Every time, you are near..."

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Why do we drive our cars on a road but park them on a drive??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you noticed every C in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently

How about:

Enough

Though

Thought

Through

And I forgot Cough as well

And thorough

I live not far from Loughborough as well

There's bough as well (from a tree)

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Why is there only one monopolies comission?"

Is there now an electronic version

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Have you noticed every C in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently

How about:

Enough

Though

Thought

Through

And I forgot Cough as well

And thorough

I live not far from Loughborough as well

There's bough as well (from a tree)"

Slough and the sleepy mammal, The Slough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""birds suddenly appear

Every time, you are near..." "
just like me they long to be close to you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Have you noticed every C in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently

How about:

Enough

Though

Thought

Through

And I forgot Cough as well

Bough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do some drivers use indicators yet still haven't a clue where they are going..?

When sat nav says "bear left" ... I look there is no bear.. What does she know that we don't?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Why do some drivers use indicators yet still haven't a clue where they are going..?

When sat nav says "bear left" ... I look there is no bear.. What does she know that we don't? "

She?, change the voice to a man then you will find yourself stopping and asking for directions or taking random shortcuts that take twice as long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant OP, and I have no idea....

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

The reign on the Plane

Or was it the Rain that was Plain

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Whether

Weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do noses run and feet smell?

You been on the Bob Marley woodbines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""birds suddenly appear

Every time, you are near..." just like me they long to be close to you

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