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What don't the adverts tell you?

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

What do adverts neglect to tell you?

I find that toothpaste ads never mention that you will spill toothpaste down your top when you are running late to go out.

Or that supermarkets are full of screaming toddlers, no matter when you visit them..

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

The truth

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

They don’t tell you that butternut squash are not to be used for sexi time

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"They don’t tell you that butternut squash are not to be used for sexi time "

Dammit

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I find that I don't suddenly magic up a group of cool and happening friends the moment I crack open a drink of any kind

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

To look that good with the product, you have to look that good without the product.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

That you can't get a pizza, Chinese, burgers, Pasta etc all from one bag from one delivery.... oh wait, that advert has just been banned

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

When cooking with Dolmio, I din't develop an Italian accent.

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"To look that good with the product, you have to look that good without the product. "

And that moisturiser doesn't actually give you the face lift effect you were hoping for

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

My car doesn't stay permenantly clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super fast broadband ... fibre

It’s all a lie everything is copper cable regardless if the last 100 yards are fibre to your house lol so your limited by the shitty old network but pay through the ass for all sing and dancing fibre ...

Oh and regardless who your provider is everything is touched by BT even virgin buy space and equipment at BT telephone exchanges lol ...

1 big con !!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

That using tampons doesn't turn you into a superfit skateboarder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing that annoys me about adverts are where they say "up to 100% effective".

Surely that applies to every product!?! I want something that 100% does what it's meant to all of the time!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"That using tampons doesn't turn you into a superfit skateboarder. "

I don't know how to do an honest advert about sanitary products, but I wish they would. This one does what it claims, has no known association with rashes or thrush, approved for sensitive skin by (legitimate medical body). Oh, and if your period is blue, see your doctor.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"The thing that annoys me about adverts are where they say "up to 100% effective".

Surely that applies to every product!?! I want something that 100% does what it's meant to all of the time! "

Kills 99.9% of all know germs. It's the 0.1% that worry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet Duck, despite being designed to go round the rim, is not good for anal bleaching

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The thing that annoys me about adverts are where they say "up to 100% effective".

Surely that applies to every product!?! I want something that 100% does what it's meant to all of the time!

Kills 99.9% of all know germs. It's the 0.1% that worry me "

They'd get the shit sued out of them if they claimed 100%.

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon


"Toilet Duck, despite being designed to go round the rim, is not good for anal bleaching"

Quite right. I’ve never tried it, but there is a setting on my phone for changing my ring tone... not sure how it reaches down there.

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