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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

I need a female to help me sort out these couples .... any takers ....

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Or in other words what a woman would read as:

"I need a woman that I can use in order to get my hands on other women and couples that otherwise wouldn't give me a second look"

I'm sure an offer like that will have them beating a path to your door mate

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Or in other words what a woman would read as:

"I need a woman that I can use in order to get my hands on other women and couples that otherwise wouldn't give me a second look"

I'm sure an offer like that will have them beating a path to your door mate"

Got to be in it to win it ..p.s.

your not female ...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

He can't hear you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/04/12 12:19:41]

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

whats one with asking one of your regulars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or in other words what a woman would read as:

"I need a woman that I can use in order to get my hands on other women and couples that otherwise wouldn't give me a second look"

I'm sure an offer like that will have them beating a path to your door mate

Got to be in it to win it ..p.s.

your not female ... "

No but he is right.

OP why do you need a female to meet couples, plenty look just for single males?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Got to be in it to win it ..p.s.

your not female ... "

Spelling police...its you're not your. Ive heard these women folk you talk about go schizo over this stuff. Chin up

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

How many are looking for 50 year old single males from Mansfield ?

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"[Removed by poster at 14/04/12 12:19:41]"

i fancy a change , and it's only fair ,like the couples state on profiles , that while i'm giving the lady of the couple the time of her life ,her partner would be looked after too, if i had one , also i'm sure a female or two , would like the chance to play with a couple who only prefer other couples , hope i've covered everything now ...Cheers ...shall i repeat the question ?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a female to help me sort out these couples .... any takers .... "

I thought you had a stable full of bitches to play with already??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 14/04/12 12:19:41]

i fancy a change , and it's only fair ,like the couples state on profiles , that while i'm giving the lady of the couple the time of her life ,her partner would be looked after too, if i had one , also i'm sure a female or two , would like the chance to play with a couple who only prefer other couples , hope i've covered everything now ...Cheers ...shall i repeat the question ?... "

I really hope that that is self-depracating irony?

Interesting take on the dynamics of group sex there too...

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"I need a female to help me sort out these couples .... any takers ....

I thought you had a stable full of bitches to play with already?? "

Thought i'd spread the LUVVVVVV to some of the more appealing couples , and see what silly replies i get too, whilst i'm waiting ...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 14/04/12 12:28:24]

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"I think Ade is more of a realist than he gives away .... he's also a wind up merchant. "

Shussssssssssh you'll spoil the fun ....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Drat n double drat.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I think Ade is more of a realist than he gives away .... he's also a wind up merchant.

Shussssssssssh you'll spoil the fun .... "

Bugger it you bloody Ghost Poster !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think Ade is more of a realist than he gives away .... he's also a wind up merchant.

Shussssssssssh you'll spoil the fun ....

Bugger it you bloody Ghost Poster !"

I think you are probably right, but hey it would be rude to not give him what he wants!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I wouldn't be a member of any couple that allowed Ade in....

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"I wouldn't be a member of any couple that allowed Ade in.... "

Lol, you cant resist me , don't know why you try and fight it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a female to help me sort out these couples .... any takers ....

I thought you had a stable full of bitches to play with already??

Thought i'd spread the LUVVVVVV to some of the more appealing couples , and see what silly replies i get too, whilst i'm waiting ... "

Enjoy the wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love some of these desperation threads.

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"I need a female to help me sort out these couples .... any takers ....

I thought you had a stable full of bitches to play with already??

Thought i'd spread the LUVVVVVV to some of the more appealing couples , and see what silly replies i get too, whilst i'm waiting ...

Enjoy the wait. "

WELL,i can assure you we wont be knocking on your door ,we will be looking for FUN, not boredom ,or listening to your moans ,and sarcastic banter........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a female to help me sort out these couples .... any takers ....

I thought you had a stable full of bitches to play with already??

Thought i'd spread the LUVVVVVV to some of the more appealing couples , and see what silly replies i get too, whilst i'm waiting ...

Enjoy the wait.

WELL,i can assure you we wont be knocking on your door ,we will be looking for FUN, not boredom ,or listening to your moans ,and sarcastic banter........ "

Best news I've heard all day.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I need a female to help me sort out these couples .... any takers ....

I thought you had a stable full of bitches to play with already??

Thought i'd spread the LUVVVVVV to some of the more appealing couples , and see what silly replies i get too, whilst i'm waiting ...

Enjoy the wait.

WELL,i can assure you we wont be knocking on your door ,we will be looking for FUN, not boredom ,or listening to your moans ,and sarcastic banter........

Best news I've heard all day. "

Better than Liverpool winning ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a female to help me sort out these couples .... any takers ....

I thought you had a stable full of bitches to play with already??

Thought i'd spread the LUVVVVVV to some of the more appealing couples , and see what silly replies i get too, whilst i'm waiting ...

Enjoy the wait.

WELL,i can assure you we wont be knocking on your door ,we will be looking for FUN, not boredom ,or listening to your moans ,and sarcastic banter........

Best news I've heard all day.

Better than Liverpool winning ?"

Um, yeah achully, better than that, even though Liverpool getting to Wembley let's Newcastle into Europe next year.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I wouldn't know. All it meant to me was ...... shops were really quiet, streets dead...... then when I came out of the shops .... all the pubs spilled out -

Talk about scary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Liverpool getting to Wembley let's Newcastle into Europe next year. "

oh you're a fan of the Europa League now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or in other words what a woman would read as:

"I need a woman that I can use in order to get my hands on other women and couples that otherwise wouldn't give me a second look"

I'm sure an offer like that will have them beating a path to your door mate"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Liverpool getting to Wembley let's Newcastle into Europe next year.

oh you're a fan of the Europa League now? "

Nope, but as I live in Newcastle it'll be nice to see them playing European teams next year. Yes, I've been sucked in after living up here for four years and as my son will probably be a Toonie he'll want me to take him to the home matches so I might as well get into NUFC now.

I'll always be MUFC at heart though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Liverpool getting to Wembley let's Newcastle into Europe next year.

oh you're a fan of the Europa League now?

Nope, but as I live in Newcastle it'll be nice to see them playing European teams next year. Yes, I've been sucked in after living up here for four years and as my son will probably be a Toonie he'll want me to take him to the home matches so I might as well get into NUFC now.

I'll always be MUFC at heart though. "

Thursday nights are the new tuesdays and wednesdays. I can see myself watching Channel 5 myself a bit next season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WELL,i can assure you we wont be knocking on your door ,we will be looking for FUN, not boredom ,or listening to your moans ,and sarcastic banter........ "

Who is the 'we' Ade???

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"WELL,i can assure you we wont be knocking on your door ,we will be looking for FUN, not boredom ,or listening to your moans ,and sarcastic banter........

Who is the 'we' Ade??? "

Any one of the lucky ladies that i chose to take ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WELL,i can assure you we wont be knocking on your door ,we will be looking for FUN, not boredom ,or listening to your moans ,and sarcastic banter........

Who is the 'we' Ade???

Any one of the lucky ladies that i chose to take ... "

So you DO have some that said yes to this particular proposal then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WELL,i can assure you we wont be knocking on your door ,we will be looking for FUN, not boredom ,or listening to your moans ,and sarcastic banter........

Who is the 'we' Ade???

Any one of the lucky ladies that i chose to take ...

So you DO have some that said yes to this particular proposal then?"

The really lucky ones dontcha know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or in other words what a woman would read as:

"I need a woman that I can use in order to get my hands on other women and couples that otherwise wouldn't give me a second look"

I'm sure an offer like that will have them beating a path to your door mate"

As he didn't get to do the shed base, he has 20 bags of ballast and cement, so he could actually lay the path to his front door for them.

It may be the only chance of a lay he get tonight

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