FabSwingers.com forum: How do you leave.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No not Fab. The annual christmas drink up?

Do you head to the loo, then run out?

Make a melodramatic mournful goodbye?

Get thrown out by bouncers?

How do you leave?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Find a tasty barmaid for a blowjob.

You'll either get the bj or get thrown out.

Win win

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I can't say I particularly like the majority of who I work with, so honestly I'd give a generic bye and leave

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I fancy the pants off half the board and I can't take my drink, so I'm guessing I will be asked to leave after offering to be the meat in a CEO/MD sandwich.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I fancy the pants off half the board and I can't take my drink, so I'm guessing I will be asked to leave after offering to be the meat in a CEO/MD sandwich.

Either that or it could be the best Christmas night out EVER!!

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

I usually get collected by my husband shout at him for not taking me for food and get grumpy and go to bed ????

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Stay till the end and can’t remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say bye

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I don't bother with the one where I currently work but in my previous job I left the christmas do with a girl from accounts after months of catching each others eyes at work and flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't normlly have one.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I fancy the pants off half the board and I can't take my drink, so I'm guessing I will be asked to leave after offering to be the meat in a CEO/MD sandwich.

Either that or it could be the best Christmas night out EVER!! "

I live in hope but frankly I'm updating my CV in preparation for January job-hunting.

If anyone needs a good but horribly inappropriate purchasing manager I may have some availability.

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

Do it the traditional way... Just stumble out with a nice glass in your had with half a drink in it.

Everyone will think your a bit pissed and just need air. Nobody will stop you and you gain a glass for the collection. Win win

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm normally too busy chatting, flirting and dancing to even notice the time.

Plus people always stop me from leaving - I'm such good company

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

Just get up, say my goodbyes, hug and kiss, ask again if anyone wants a lift, then leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy the pants off half the board and I can't take my drink, so I'm guessing I will be asked to leave after offering to be the meat in a CEO/MD sandwich.

Either that or it could be the best Christmas night out EVER!!

I live in hope but frankly I'm updating my CV in preparation for January job-hunting.

If anyone needs a good but horribly inappropriate purchasing manager I may have some availability."

Excellent news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (her) would normally just bid farewell to those I am closest to and then quietly leave.

This year I have opted to miss my own crimbo do as I have been invited to join my boyfriend at his work do. So I am looking forward to spending the entire time having a laugh and flirting with his colleagues..... only kidding I mean with my boyfriend

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

We usually leave when they turn the lights on and politely point us towards the door

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Just say you have an appointment with a Nigerian Prince who wants to put £18 million into your bank account.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" No not Fab. The annual christmas drink up?

Do you head to the loo, then run out?

Make a melodramatic mournful goodbye?

Get thrown out by bouncers?

How do you leave?"

I dont do them.

I go out with the lads but thats drinks lol

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

" No not Fab. The annual christmas drink up?

Do you head to the loo, then run out?

Make a melodramatic mournful goodbye?

Get thrown out by bouncers?

How do you leave?"

Gracefully with a smile albeit a bit tipsy and a bitten tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't go. It's bad enough working with those cunts without going out socialising with them too.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm usually the last one. Being dragged off the dancefloor kicking and screaming when the lights go on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once d*unkenly kissed Sir Paul Condon who was the Met Police Commissioner in the foyer at NSY many many years ago after a Christmas party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just say goodbye, I'm off, cheerio and go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just leave quietly only saying bye to a selected few. I'm not the type to make a song and dance with dramatic exits

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't go in the first place. Problem solved!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I'm the last one to leave usually.

Get everyone into a cab. Go grab some early morning take away food and go home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just leave.

in fact i wouldnt go to any works do.

work collegues are two faced cunts most of the year and you are going to have a drink with them because its christmas?

fuck that!

stand up for yourself and tell them to do one.

ask yourself what would Roy Keane do

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Big hugs and kisses all around then slump into a taxi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take about an hour saying goodbye to everyone then as soon as I step out the door I'm ready to pass out

Fuzz will agree I'm sure!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take about an hour saying goodbye to everyone then as soon as I step out the door I'm ready to pass out

Fuzz will agree I'm sure!

Peach x"

I can neck a couple of stiff ones in the time it takes for Peach to say her farewells

And I'm not always there to catch you...the mess that rolls in sometimes

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't go in the first place. Problem solved!"

You told me you were retired

Fuzz

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