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Why do i buy a pair of knickers?

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By *olly_chromatic OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

But just one bra?

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

One of life's great mysteries. After all we only have one arse but two boobs

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"One of life's great mysteries. After all we only have one arse but two boobs "

Ain't that the truth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of life's great mysteries. After all we only have one arse but two boobs "

Do the two bum cheeks not count?

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By *inda45Woman
over a year ago

belfast

A cock is easier to tuck in

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"A cock is easier to tuck in"

Than a vagina?

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By *udewhennudeMan
over a year ago

newport

Because originally women’s underwear, pants, knickers came in two separate pieces one for each leg, which were tied around the waist, with the vagina exposed. In fact when women were having formal dinners and needed to go to toilet, a chamber pot was bought to the table and they did it right there in the chair under the table cloth.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Because originally women’s underwear, pants, knickers came in two separate pieces one for each leg, which were tied around the waist, with the vagina exposed. In fact when women were having formal dinners and needed to go to toilet, a chamber pot was bought to the table and they did it right there in the chair under the table cloth."

You got there before me.

It's the same reason trousers are a pair.

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By *udewhennudeMan
over a year ago

newport


"Because originally women’s underwear, pants, knickers came in two separate pieces one for each leg, which were tied around the waist, with the vagina exposed. In fact when women were having formal dinners and needed to go to toilet, a chamber pot was bought to the table and they did it right there in the chair under the table cloth.

You got there before me.

It's the same reason trousers are a pair."

Not that I’m an expert on lady’s underwear lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because originally women’s underwear, pants, knickers came in two separate pieces one for each leg, which were tied around the waist, with the vagina exposed. In fact when women were having formal dinners and needed to go to toilet, a chamber pot was bought to the table and they did it right there in the chair under the table cloth."

Never knew that!

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Might be a tad off putting with the demure lady sat in front of you smiling as she parked a coil at the dinner table lol then there's the fucking smell

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Because your chest generates less sweat than your crotch?

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Because originally women’s underwear, pants, knickers came in two separate pieces one for each leg, which were tied around the waist, with the vagina exposed. In fact when women were having formal dinners and needed to go to toilet, a chamber pot was bought to the table and they did it right there in the chair under the table cloth.

Never knew that! "

Now that is convenient service.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Same reason as we buy a 'pair' of trousers - in the high middle ages, hose (aka trousers) were two separate legs tied to the waistband of braes (medieval boxer shorts)

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Because originally women’s underwear, pants, knickers came in two separate pieces one for each leg, which were tied around the waist, with the vagina exposed. In fact when women were having formal dinners and needed to go to toilet, a chamber pot was bought to the table and they did it right there in the chair under the table cloth."

The kinky sods eh....vagina exposed for easy access for a quickie

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"In fact when women were having formal dinners and needed to go to toilet, a chamber pot was bought to the table and they did it right there in the chair under the table cloth."

Now that would make going out for dinner a lot more, errrm, interesting! The splashing sound of the wine being poured, alongside that of the chamber pot being used... the delicate tinkle of champagne flutes in a toast, overlaid with the delicate tinkle of the lady... the waiter serving a bowl of peas above the table, my date serving a bowl of pees below it...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"In fact when women were having formal dinners and needed to go to toilet, a chamber pot was bought to the table and they did it right there in the chair under the table cloth.

Now that would make going out for dinner a lot more, errrm, interesting! The splashing sound of the wine being poured, alongside that of the chamber pot being used... the delicate tinkle of champagne flutes in a toast, overlaid with the delicate tinkle of the lady... the waiter serving a bowl of peas above the table, my date serving a bowl of pees below it... "

You've thought about this far too much

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"In fact when women were having formal dinners and needed to go to toilet, a chamber pot was bought to the table and they did it right there in the chair under the table cloth.

Now that would make going out for dinner a lot more, errrm, interesting! The splashing sound of the wine being poured, alongside that of the chamber pot being used... the delicate tinkle of champagne flutes in a toast, overlaid with the delicate tinkle of the lady... the waiter serving a bowl of peas above the table, my date serving a bowl of pees below it...

You've thought about this far too much "

Guilty!

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