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Limp dicks and dry vaginas!?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If a couple are trying to have sex but the man can not for the life of him muster an erection(never happen to me,it must be awful,ahem).

A lot of girls would go tell their friends that the poor deflated shadow of a man could not even get it up last night!!!!

Now then,if the table were turned and sex was put on hold,again.But this time the girl was not wet enough for penetration,do you think that very same girl would go and tell her friends(gathered around the cauldron)that she tried to have sex with the same bloke,but this time he couldn't even make me wet!!!!

Do you see where im going with this???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it like there's a lot of talk about the size of a man's bits but not the size of a woman's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jim jefferies does a brilliant bit of stand up comedy about this

basically women are cruel bitches

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im just glad you used the term girls and not women. Maybe the sort of thing you would have a giggle about in the playground.

There are lots of reasons why men cant get erections, more so as they get older. Lots of medical conditions, lots of medications cause erectile dysfunction. A woman would hopefully not make a guy feel inadequate but give him confidence to go to a doctor and help get it sorted

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London


"A lot of girls would go tell their friends that the poor deflated shadow of a man could not even get it up last night!!!!"

Would they? How do you know?

Seems like paranoia to me. I'm sure there's a minority of cruel and tactless people out there of both genders, but I don't believe a majority of women are so unsympathetic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a couple are trying to have sex but the man can not for the life of him muster an erection(never happen to me,it must be awful,ahem).

A lot of girls would go tell their friends that the poor deflated shadow of a man could not even get it up last night!!!!

Now then,if the table were turned and sex was put on hold,again.But this time the girl was not wet enough for penetration,do you think that very same girl would go and tell her friends(gathered around the cauldron)that she tried to have sex with the same bloke,but this time he couldn't even make me wet!!!!

Do you see where im going with this???????"

Is it a philosophical discussion on the finer points of human sexual attraction?

Or is it a comedy turn ending up with you discussing "Dry Dicks and Limp Vaginas"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that if a guy plays with me wrong I can be very dry.. condoms can make it worse... But it has never stopped me taking a cock..

I get where your coming from.. but get used to the fact that on here the ladies rule.. and most men suck up to the ladies on the site..

cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get what you are saying,I think that the women who make comments like this are probably concerned it was their fault "how ugly am I he couldn't get his cock hard for me?"

Instead they should just realise it happens for 101 reasons and grow up.

Minky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find that if a guy plays with me wrong I can be very dry.. condoms can make it worse... But it has never stopped me taking a cock..

I get where your coming from.. but get used to the fact that on here the ladies rule.. and most men suck up to the ladies on the site..

cali "

Oh I dont know, I quite enjoy sucking up to the odd bloke too.

Sorry, that should have said 'off', not 'up'

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Im just glad you used the term girls and not women. Maybe the sort of thing you would have a giggle about in the playground.

There are lots of reasons why men cant get erections, more so as they get older. Lots of medical conditions, lots of medications cause erectile dysfunction. A woman would hopefully not make a guy feel inadequate but give him confidence to go to a doctor and help get it sorted"

I agree with diamond.

As for women rule on here I disagree, we are all equal and if you feel that one gender has more control then is that not more due to the fact that you are giving them control.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"A lot of girls would go tell their friends that the poor deflated shadow of a man could not even get it up last night!!!!

Would they? How do you know?

Seems like paranoia to me. I'm sure there's a minority of cruel and tactless people out there of both genders, but I don't believe a majority of women are so unsympathetic."

Agrees....

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"

As for women rule on here I disagree, we are all equal and if you feel that one gender has more control then is that not more due to the fact that you are giving them control."

Very well said....

I also disagree when people say that women rule and are always in charge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

As for women rule on here I disagree, we are all equal and if you feel that one gender has more control then is that not more due to the fact that you are giving them control.

Very well said....

I also disagree when people say that women rule and are always in charge.

"

sorry but I watch the forums closely.. and can see the men rushing to suddenly agree with a lady that they would like to impress..

its disproportionate on here than in the real world.

Also at the clubs its very obvious too.. and remember this is from someone who is owned by a man.

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and for the record.. I am very sympathetic when I on occassion get a guy that is struggling..

Sometimes it happens because its always on cam for Master.. or its a group... I would never feel it was anyones fault.. mine or his.. its just one of those things..

but I get that it is very embarresing for the guy involved... I have in a club hidden a newbie guys first time nerves and helped him get through it.

Cali

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If a couple are trying to have sex but the man can not for the life of him muster an erection(never happen to me,it must be awful,ahem).

A lot of girls would go tell their friends that the poor deflated shadow of a man could not even get it up last night!!!!

Now then,if the table were turned and sex was put on hold,again.But this time the girl was not wet enough for penetration,do you think that very same girl would go and tell her friends(gathered around the cauldron)that she tried to have sex with the same bloke,but this time he couldn't even make me wet!!!!

Do you see where im going with this???????"

Gathered around a cauldron ?

I don't understand why anyone took your question seriously.

It's very biased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a couple are trying to have sex but the man can not for the life of him muster an erection(never happen to me,it must be awful,ahem).

A lot of girls would go tell their friends that the poor deflated shadow of a man could not even get it up last night!!!!

Now then,if the table were turned and sex was put on hold,again.But this time the girl was not wet enough for penetration,do you think that very same girl would go and tell her friends(gathered around the cauldron)that she tried to have sex with the same bloke,but this time he couldn't even make me wet!!!!

Do you see where im going with this???????

Gathered around a cauldron ?

I don't understand why anyone took your question seriously.

It's very biased."

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

A forum discussion on another swingers site on this subject concluded that woman can have the equivalent of erection failure, inasmuch that for whatever reason they cannot fully relax or cannot shift a distraction out of their mind that results in them not being able to become fully sexually aroused.

The big difference is that with a female its not so blatantly obvious, especially if the guy isn't familiar with the women concerned.

I'd also reckon that some fems are inclined to think its their fault as in unable to turn the guy on and so strike first by making him out to be the failure, after all you can SEE its his fault!

Men tend to be very visual with regard to sexual stimulation. Back in the day (teens) the sight of the underwear section of a clothing catalogue would be enough to cause erection (and perhaps orgasm in the underpants lol) but 25 - 30 years later when you've seen it all and more it becomes desensitised, what used to be very sexually stimulating just doesn't have the same impact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Men tend to be very visual with regard to sexual stimulation. Back in the day (teens) the sight of the underwear section of a clothing catalogue would be enough to cause erection (and perhaps orgasm in the underpants lol) but 25 - 30 years later when you've seen it all and more it becomes desensitised, what used to be very sexually stimulating just doesn't have the same impact. "

I will say that for me, mental stimulation can be just as effective as physical or visual stimulation.

Mind you, I still have to be carefull in the undewear section of M&S!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My god,at last!Someone has spotted it was just a bit of fun,well nearly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vaginal dryness isnt a problem if you use lube, or the man spits on his fingers or both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My god,at last!Someone has spotted it was just a bit of fun,well nearly! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Is it a philosophical discussion on the finer points of human sexual attraction?

Or is it a comedy turn ending up with you discussing "Dry Dicks and Limp Vaginas"?

---

My god,at last!Someone has spotted it was just a bit of fun,well nearly! "

...and my inital response didnt give you a clue that I might be taking the piss?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"My god,at last!Someone has spotted it was just a bit of fun,well nearly! "

I think a distinct lack of wit and humour in the post hid how funny it really was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think a distinct lack of wit and humour in the post hid how funny it really was."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KY Jelly for the girls.

A leather cock strap for the boys.

Sorted.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Im just glad you used the term girls and not women. Maybe the sort of thing you would have a giggle about in the playground.

There are lots of reasons why men cant get erections, more so as they get older. Lots of medical conditions, lots of medications cause erectile dysfunction. A woman would hopefully not make a guy feel inadequate but give him confidence to go to a doctor and help get it sorted"

i would never complain about a man not getting hard, there is a lot more to sex than banging away with a cock

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"My god,at last!Someone has spotted it was just a bit of fun,well nearly! "

Hmmm....dont give up the day job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a couple are trying to have sex but the man can not for the life of him muster an erection(never happen to me,it must be awful,ahem).

A lot of girls would go tell their friends that the poor deflated shadow of a man could not even get it up last night!!!!

Now then,if the table were turned and sex was put on hold,again.But this time the girl was not wet enough for penetration,do you think that very same girl would go and tell her friends(gathered around the cauldron)that she tried to have sex with the same bloke,but this time he couldn't even make me wet!!!!

Do you see where im going with this???????"

firstly i wouldnt go round telling everyone if a guy couldnt get hard and secondly if i was dry id see that as the guys fault for not making the effort to turn me on so if i was the type to tell everyone yeah id tell my mayes and we'd still all laugh about his lack of ability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a couple are trying to have sex but the man can not for the life of him muster an erection(never happen to me,it must be awful,ahem).

A lot of girls would go tell their friends that the poor deflated shadow of a man could not even get it up last night!!!!

Now then,if the table were turned and sex was put on hold,again.But this time the girl was not wet enough for penetration,do you think that very same girl would go and tell her friends(gathered around the cauldron)that she tried to have sex with the same bloke,but this time he couldn't even make me wet!!!!

Do you see where im going with this???????"

I see where it was going.....downwards like a lead balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a couple are trying to have sex but the man can not for the life of him muster an erection(never happen to me,it must be awful,ahem).

A lot of girls would go tell their friends that the poor deflated shadow of a man could not even get it up last night!!!!

Now then,if the table were turned and sex was put on hold,again.But this time the girl was not wet enough for penetration,do you think that very same girl would go and tell her friends(gathered around the cauldron)that she tried to have sex with the same bloke,but this time he couldn't even make me wet!!!!

Do you see where im going with this???????"

There is another way of looking at the whole situation. A soft cock or a dry pussy can be put down to the lack of attraction and stimulation. So you could say that a man as you put it who 'muster an erection' might be actually due to the person he is with not being physically appealing to turn him on.

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