FabSwingers.com forum: Hypothetical question.... if I popped around

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.....to yours what would we get up to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My middle finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My middle finger "

In your anus while singing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My middle finger "

You’d get two back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My middle finger

In your anus while singing "

Celine Dion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My middle finger

In your anus while singing "

I’d stick both my thumbs up yours.

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By *ork fellaMan
over a year ago

Macroom

".....to yours what would we get up to?

If herself was agreeable than all sorts I'd hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have some wine, (I’d have water) and we can eat chocolate, sweeties, order a takeaway and watch Disney films

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

".....to yours what would we get up to?

Filth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can have some wine, (I’d have water) and we can eat chocolate, sweeties, order a takeaway and watch Disney films

I’ll bring hot chocolate and my pjs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....to yours what would we get up to?

If herself was agreeable than all sorts I'd hope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....to yours what would we get up to?

Filth. "

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

See what we could find in the dressing up box...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My middle finger

In your anus while singing

I’d stick both my thumbs up yours."

Please do they look lovely

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

We'd probably argue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My middle finger

In your anus while singing

I’d stick both my thumbs up yours.

Please do they look lovely "

Please douche first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See what we could find in the dressing up box... "

Interesting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We'd probably argue "

Probably.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Hide the sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hide the sausage"

Hide it where now?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Hide the sausage

Hide it where now?"

I can't tell you that would ruin the game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would start by having a coffee/tea or maybe a glass of wine and see if theres chemistry. But can you wait until my furniture has been delivered on thursday please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a couple of Guinness bottles in, we could start on those then hit the scotch and then bed.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

We're going out to buy gin and go and see a hunk of man. Then I'm cooking for you and we're building a blanket fort with no mice allowed. At all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked twister with baby oil!!!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

".....to yours what would we get up to?

A good cup of tea and a lot of laughs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We would start by having a coffee/tea or maybe a glass of wine and see if theres chemistry. But can you wait until my furniture has been delivered on thursday please?

I’m busy on Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd invite two scrummy rugby guys round to join us, dip in my hot tub and then drinks and dinner and see where the night takes us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a couple of Guinness bottles in, we could start on those then hit the scotch and then bed. "

Guinness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We're going out to buy gin and go and see a hunk of man. Then I'm cooking for you and we're building a blanket fort with no mice allowed. At all."

My kind of night!!!!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

".....to yours what would we get up to?

I would break out the old NES and we can go a few rounds of SUPER MARIO BROS before we tuck in too pizza and wine and talk the night away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Naked twister with baby oil!!!

I just washed my hair, no oil!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

We’ve never had a proper conversation, so I’d like to get to know you and then decide.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....to yours what would we get up to?

A good cup of tea and a lot of laughs

Excellent, I’ll bring proper tea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd invite two scrummy rugby guys round to join us, dip in my hot tub and then drinks and dinner and see where the night takes us. "

It’s like you know me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We would start by having a coffee/tea or maybe a glass of wine and see if theres chemistry. But can you wait until my furniture has been delivered on thursday please?

I’m busy on Thursday

Washing your hair?

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

".....to yours what would we get up to?

The letter F in the Kama Sutra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....to yours what would we get up to?

X"
ironing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....to yours what would we get up to?

I would break out the old NES and we can go a few rounds of SUPER MARIO BROS before we tuck in too pizza and wine and talk the night away. "

You had me at pizza!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We’ve never had a proper conversation, so I’d like to get to know you and then decide. "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We would start by having a coffee/tea or maybe a glass of wine and see if theres chemistry. But can you wait until my furniture has been delivered on thursday please?

I’m busy on Thursday

Washing your hair?"

Moving furniture at my mums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a couple of Guinness bottles in, we could start on those then hit the scotch and then bed.

Guinness

Straight onto the scotch then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked twister with baby oil!!!

I just washed my hair, no oil!"

Shower cap for you then sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....to yours what would we get up to?

The letter F in the Kama Sutra "

Emmm, ok then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....to yours what would we get up to?

Xironing

Pass on this then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd invite two scrummy rugby guys round to join us, dip in my hot tub and then drinks and dinner and see where the night takes us.

It’s like you know me!

Can you add another guy and me please? It sounds like too much fun to miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd invite two scrummy rugby guys round to join us, dip in my hot tub and then drinks and dinner and see where the night takes us.

It’s like you know me!

Can you add another guy and me please? It sounds like too much fun to miss

For sure

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Gin, giggle, gossip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you any good with ironing or dog walking? After all, I'm well over your age range so I'll need to make some use of the opportunity. Maybe make me a nice cup of Horlicks before you go.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Felting

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

".....to yours what would we get up to?

Dancing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....to yours what would we get up to?

Xironing

Pass on this then

"
i was relying on you doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....to yours what would we get up to?

Cuppa and abit of dunking

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Felting"

OOPs my mistake.... I am out of felt......

It will have to be Felching

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A very large German shepard barking at you and making you fuss him, then offers of a brew maybe a trip to the pub.

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

Pop on you favourite tunes and dance the night away.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

My knuckles

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I'm afraid you will be helping me declutter the wardrobe. I offer brews and a chocolate orange though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin, giggle, gossip! "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you any good with ironing or dog walking? After all, I'm well over your age range so I'll need to make some use of the opportunity. Maybe make me a nice cup of Horlicks before you go."

I’ll talk to you whilst you iron

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Felting"

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....to yours what would we get up to?

Dancing."

I’m game!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....to yours what would we get up to?

Cuppa and abit of dunking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A very large German shepard barking at you and making you fuss him, then offers of a brew maybe a trip to the pub. "

Love dogs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pop on you favourite tunes and dance the night away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My knuckles

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I propose a comic story in pics.. and shit loads of Prosecco

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm afraid you will be helping me declutter the wardrobe. I offer brews and a chocolate orange though. "

I’ll help x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I propose a comic story in pics.. and shit loads of Prosecco

And a joint thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we could get pissed then play knocker door run with some hedge hopping thrown

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

".....to yours what would we get up to?

Interesting proposition from a Lady on my hotlist...

A flirty social to discover each other and see if there is a connection to develop.

Assumption -

Where the flow would take us.... well that would be for the fly on the wall to see.

Massages certainly possible as I do that as a hobby and have had a little tantra massage training....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine I'd be doing impressions of your accent whilst riding a unicycle

Or drinking copious amounts of alcohol and sharing the bog to throw up in.

Classy like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a shower and you're doing the dishes I left in the sink this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin, darling. Maybe prosecco to start. Nibbles (got some amazing cheeses and cooked meets from the xmas markets) followed by chill on sofa with music (we can have alternate goes on picking spotify tunes) and putting the fab world to rights.

Did I mention Gin?

x Niki

PS: I make mean mojitos and margueritas too, but best not to mix too many drinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will make Fuzz our sexy chef toy

He can cook us something amazing before we abuse him in ways he could never imagine

Peach x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I propose a comic story in pics.. and shit loads of Prosecco

And a joint thread?

Omg I see trouble brewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I propose a comic story in pics.. and shit loads of Prosecco

And a joint thread?

Omg I see trouble brewing

Brrrrring it On

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat food.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"we could get pissed then play knocker door run with some hedge hopping thrown"

If you get me pissed, I ain’t moving. Fact!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....to yours what would we get up to?

Interesting proposition from a Lady on my hotlist...

A flirty social to discover each other and see if there is a connection to develop.

Assumption -

Where the flow would take us.... well that would be for the fly on the wall to see.

Massages certainly possible as I do that as a hobby and have had a little tantra massage training...."

Sounds good

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Scream.....then laugh and wet myself...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I imagine I'd be doing impressions of your accent whilst riding a unicycle

Or drinking copious amounts of alcohol and sharing the bog to throw up in.

Classy like that.

I’d like to hear the impressions

We can hold each other’s hair back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm having a shower and you're doing the dishes I left in the sink this morning

Dishes?

I’m not going to yours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did I mention Gin?

x Niki

PS: I make mean mojitos and margueritas too, but best not to mix too many drinks. "

Ohhh. My kind of night. I’ll stick to the Prosecco though. If I mix, I’ll vomit. A lot!

I’ll bring a bottle or two.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We will make Fuzz our sexy chef toy

He can cook us something amazing before we abuse him in ways he could never imagine

Peach x"

Ooooooh, Peach. This would be fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I propose a comic story in pics.. and shit loads of Prosecco

And a joint thread?

Omg I see trouble brewing

Brrrrring it On

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eat food."

Are you cooking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scream.....then laugh and wet myself...

I’ll bring a Teena lady for you!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Scream.....then laugh and wet myself...

I’ll bring a Teena lady for you!

A big thick one.....it's like Nigra when it starts .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....to yours what would we get up to?

I guess I could get the paint and brush out, let you finish the walls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scream.....then laugh and wet myself...

I’ll bring a Teena lady for you!

A big thick one.....it's like Nigra when it starts .....

You say the most beautiful things to me, Marple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....to yours what would we get up to?

I guess I could get the paint and brush out, let you finish the walls. "

Work?

Nah!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Scream.....then laugh and wet myself...

I’ll bring a Teena lady for you!

A big thick one.....it's like Nigra when it starts .....

You say the most beautiful things to me, Marple

Fletch....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I mention Gin?

x Niki

PS: I make mean mojitos and margueritas too, but best not to mix too many drinks.

Ohhh. My kind of night. I’ll stick to the Prosecco though. If I mix, I’ll vomit. A lot!

I’ll bring a bottle or two.

Haha! You won't need to bring a thing - I stock up regularly!

OK - please don't vomit - LOL - but if you do, I'll hold your hair and mop your brow, then you get a double go at picking songs!

x N

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did I mention Gin?

x Niki

PS: I make mean mojitos and margueritas too, but best not to mix too many drinks.

Ohhh. My kind of night. I’ll stick to the Prosecco though. If I mix, I’ll vomit. A lot!

I’ll bring a bottle or two.

Haha! You won't need to bring a thing - I stock up regularly!

OK - please don't vomit - LOL - but if you do, I'll hold your hair and mop your brow, then you get a double go at picking songs!

x N"

As long as I don’t mix, it’ll be a puke-free night!

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

".....to yours what would we get up to?

X"
will start with cake and lots of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....to yours what would we get up to?

I guess I could get the paint and brush out, let you finish the walls.

Work?

Nah!"

Long, wet strokes not appealing to you??

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

You could help roast my nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....to yours what would we get up to?

X will start with cake and lots of it

Yum, I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could help roast my nuts "

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

".....to yours what would we get up to?

X will start with cake and lots of it

Yum, I’m in!"
anytime just say when and what cake !

... hypothetically

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