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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your head a lot this week.

Mine in the no order what so ever are

The weather is shit

Which bin is it to put out this week

I fancy a pint later

For fuck sake

I’m sure I can smell

Never drinking again.

Hope the start of your week has been a blast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I need a new job.

2. Its fookin' cold.

3. Ooh that's a nice dawn/dusk sky.

4. Forum is dead of late.

5. I want to fuck.

6. I need a massage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firewalls

Mmm sticky toffee pudding

Firewalls

Sticky toffee pudding

Spoons?

Don’t forget to collect the kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In no order

Why is it so dark

Bloody xmas

I need a holiday

I am not a morning person

Should I post in forum or just lurk

Is it beer time yet

I could go on but op said 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish my knee would get better so I could exercise properly

I'm eating a lot of mashed potato these days

I'm definitely not polyamorous

I need a new job

I need a holiday

It's cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to do my nails

Why I like a certain person that much

That I'm not going to get all my work done

When is my boy going to put his damn tooth under his pillow

That my garden is so so so so twinkly

That I need to hoover

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Managed cloud backup

Licking and fingering pussy

New car service history

Haircuts are itchy

HIIT

Deluded punching

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"

That I need to hoover "

I read that 'shower'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What day is it?

Which job so I go to today?

Why won't that hot guy from Fab message me?

Why can't I get a date?

I need a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't I count to 6 properly (damn my pernicious anemia)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a failure

Baba please nap

My god these dogs hate me

I want to go outside

My god do you ever stop feeding?!

I’m Wonder Woman

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

My kittens so cute

My kittens so cute

My kittens so cute

My kittens so cute

My kittens so cute

Not seen my other cat for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i smell good

ive travelled a lot already this week

I'm enjoying my Guinness

i like my job but for just one guy

its nearly christmas

i need to book a trip to sun

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By *iberty RedWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Don't forget to buy sellotape.

Do I need milk?...again.

Did I reply to that text?

Where's the bus?

At least it's not raining.

Is it bedtime yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In no order

Why is it so dark

Bloody xmas

I need a holiday

I am not a morning person

Should I post in forum or just lurk

Is it beer time yet

I could go on but op said 6 "

I’m not your mother

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What day is it?

Which job so I go to today?

Why won't that hot guy from Fab message me?

Why can't I get a date?

I need a cup of tea

"

Which hot guy ? Have a brave Tuesday evening and message him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. I need a new job.

2. Its fookin' cold.

3. Ooh that's a nice dawn/dusk sky.

4. Forum is dead of late.

5. I want to fuck.

6. I need a massage."

All you’d say to a fwb

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Firewalls

Mmm sticky toffee pudding

Firewalls

Sticky toffee pudding

Spoons?

Don’t forget to collect the kids"

Never forget the kids

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish my knee would get better so I could exercise properly

I'm eating a lot of mashed potato these days

I'm definitely not polyamorous

I need a new job

I need a holiday

It's cold "

All that and a lovely bum

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"My kittens so cute

My kittens so cute

My kittens so cute

My kittens so cute

My kittens so cute

Not seen my other cat for a while"

Aw, I never knew my pet name was kitten

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need to do my nails

Why I like a certain person that much

That I'm not going to get all my work done

When is my boy going to put his damn tooth under his pillow

That my garden is so so so so twinkly

That I need to hoover "

Have you told them ? Your little mans tooth and the bigger ( man/ woman )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Managed cloud backup

Licking and fingering pussy

New car service history

Haircuts are itchy

HIIT

Deluded punching"

Quiet thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My kittens so cute

My kittens so cute

My kittens so cute

My kittens so cute

My kittens so cute

Not seen my other cat for a while"

Was kitten hungry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i smell good

ive travelled a lot already this week

I'm enjoying my Guinness

i like my job but for just one guy

its nearly christmas

i need to book a trip to sun "

Positive thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I need to move to France

2) why is life a pain in my arse

3) can Norwich stay up

4) when will the weather stop being shit

5) are all horse women nuts...

6) how bad is it that fellow humans life can be so much tougher than mine

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

Who the fuck is that in the mirror?

Where did all this traffic come from?

( . )( . )'s

That sky remote is getting bigger!

Can remember if that is 98 or 99, I will swap hands anyway

What a surprise! No fuckin replies to my messages on Fab.... again!!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Can I just stay in bed for another 10 mins.

Do I need to get anything out of the freezer for later.

My new neighbour looks like a good shag.

Can I get away with going to the supermarket for another day.

What days am I working this week.

When am I going to cook a meal that all the sprogs like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't forget to buy sellotape.

Do I need milk?...again.

Did I reply to that text?

Where's the bus?

At least it's not raining.

Is it bedtime yet?

"

Was just all today ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1) I need to move to France

2) why is life a pain in my arse

3) can Norwich stay up

4) when will the weather stop being shit

5) are all horse women nuts...

6) how bad is it that fellow humans life can be so much tougher than mine

"

Chin up. Election next week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who the fuck is that in the mirror?

Where did all this traffic come from?

( . )( . )'s

That sky remote is getting bigger!

Can remember if that is 98 or 99, I will swap hands anyway

What a surprise! No fuckin replies to my messages on Fab.... again!!!"

The sky remote ? That’s old age

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just stay in bed for another 10 mins.

Do I need to get anything out of the freezer for later.

My new neighbour looks like a good shag.

Can I get away with going to the supermarket for another day.

What days am I working this week.

When am I going to cook a meal that all the sprogs like.

"

Ask the neighbour if he / she cooks

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

I am sick of this rain.

There arent enough hours in the day.

I need to be kissed.

Mmm... he has got a nice dick

There aren't enough hours in the day

I am so less stressed when alone!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Where has time gone

Sh*t it’s nearly here

Not enough time left

You haven’t bought any presents

Don’t cry

I’m in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what his cock looks like

Are we gonna go for it in the cup,or sack it off and concentrate on the top spot

Is everyone in love affair happily married

What has a giraffe got to do with a nativity play

Why did my child choose to be a giraffe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am sick of this rain.

There arent enough hours in the day.

I need to be kissed.

Mmm... he has got a nice dick

There aren't enough hours in the day

I am so less stressed when alone!

"

Not enough hours to admire his dick. Bad news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut the fuck up

What the actual fuck?

Cant wait to get my new apartment tonight

Roll on thursday

Why did you just do that?

Well that was a waste of precious time and money.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where has time gone

Sh*t it’s nearly here

Not enough time left

You haven’t bought any presents

Don’t cry

I’m in trouble "

Plenty of time

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I’m so hot

Where have I put my glasses

I love my Christmas tree

Fairy lights are beautiful

What are my children doing

Who will I vote for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder what his cock looks like

Are we gonna go for it in the cup,or sack it off and concentrate on the top spot

Is everyone in love affair happily married

What has a giraffe got to do with a nativity play

Why did my child choose to be a giraffe"

Your 6th ? I’m proud of my giraffe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shut the fuck up

What the actual fuck?

Cant wait to get my new apartment tonight

Roll on thursday

Why did you just do that?

Well that was a waste of precious time and money."

Thursday is looking good dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg

omg

omg

Seriously omfg

Wooohhhhooooooo

YYEEESSSSSSSSSSS

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Where has time gone

Sh*t it’s nearly here

Not enough time left

You haven’t bought any presents

Don’t cry

I’m in trouble

Plenty of time "

I wish there was but the clock is ticking !

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Don't forget to buy wrapping paper

How many sleeps til 14th Dec

You forgot wrapping paper

Must remember to book a waxing

How many sleeps til 14th Dec

You forgot to book a waxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shut the fuck up

What the actual fuck?

Cant wait to get my new apartment tonight

Roll on thursday

Why did you just do that?

Well that was a waste of precious time and money.

Thursday is looking good dude "

I can't wait then I can move in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m so hot

Where have I put my glasses

I love my Christmas tree

Fairy lights are beautiful

What are my children doing

Who will I vote for "

Not sure you need glasses to see your hot

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm so tired!

So much to do, need to write a list

Shit, check the list

Where's the chocolate?

Bollocks, didn't write 'buy chocolate' on the list

Why the fuck did I say yes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg

omg

omg

Seriously omfg

Wooohhhhooooooo

YYEEESSSSSSSSSSS

"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must buy a sheep costume for the school nativity.

Why do my dogs farts smell so rank ?

If I don’t go to the pub on Saturday with my mate Paul, he’ll think I’ve died.

Wish I could buy that perfume, but I can’t justify £109.00

At what point do I order a turkey?

I fucking hate Sylvanian Families.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't forget to buy wrapping paper

How many sleeps til 14th Dec

You forgot wrapping paper

Must remember to book a waxing

How many sleeps til 14th Dec

You forgot to book a waxing "

That’s one hot date we wrapping paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mental highlights consist of:

What's for tea?

Still hungry

For fucks sake

Here we go again, living the dream

Oooh hungry

Ah shit

What the fuck

What's for tea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm so tired!

So much to do, need to write a list

Shit, check the list

Where's the chocolate?

Bollocks, didn't write 'buy chocolate' on the list

Why the fuck did I say yes?"

BUY CHOCOLATE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Must buy a sheep costume for the school nativity.

Why do my dogs farts smell so rank ?

If I don’t go to the pub on Saturday with my mate Paul, he’ll think I’ve died.

Wish I could buy that perfume, but I can’t justify £109.00

At what point do I order a turkey?

I fucking hate Sylvanian Families."

Buy the perfume and spray the pooches

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By *chilles and RavenCouple
over a year ago

Guernsey

Mine are,

1)What do you mean i have to get up this early and it is this damn cold.

2) please guys don't let me come home to mayhem (for the 7 dogs, not a typo)

3) when did they say the weather was going to warm up.

4) seriously guys you didn’t keep your promise and you did that yesterday. To the dogs

5) god i am horny.

6) i need to go to sleep, ah well i am sure they can cope with grumpy for one more day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mental highlights consist of:

What's for tea?

Still hungry

For fucks sake

Here we go again, living the dream

Oooh hungry

Ah shit

What the fuck

What's for tea!

"

We are all living that dream of ‘ what’s for tea ‘

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine are,

1)What do you mean i have to get up this early and it is this damn cold.

2) please guys don't let me come home to mayhem (for the 7 dogs, not a typo)

3) when did they say the weather was going to warm up.

4) seriously guys you didn’t keep your promise and you did that yesterday. To the dogs

5) god i am horny.

6) i need to go to sleep, ah well i am sure they can cope with grumpy for one more day

"

You love your dogs really

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

1. Where's the fooking scrapper gone!

2. Oh boot!

3. Eeeeew

4. Wish I had a tissue

5. I'll wipe it on jeans

6. Remember flick off when out of car....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fancy a beer

having a beer

that tastes good

mince pies

go on then

fuck it one more

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By *chilles and RavenCouple
over a year ago

Guernsey


"Mine are,

1)What do you mean i have to get up this early and it is this damn cold.

2) please guys don't let me come home to mayhem (for the 7 dogs, not a typo)

3) when did they say the weather was going to warm up.

4) seriously guys you didn’t keep your promise and you did that yesterday. To the dogs

5) god i am horny.

6) i need to go to sleep, ah well i am sure they can cope with grumpy for one more day

You love your dogs really "

Yes but the things they do drive me insane. Like where is the entertainment in dragging a 20kg sack of coal on to a cream rug, ripping it open and then hiding it all over the house after rolling in it. There was alot of colourful language that today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. Where's the fooking scrapper gone!

2. Oh boot!

3. Eeeeew

4. Wish I had a tissue

5. I'll wipe it on jeans

6. Remember flick off when out of car....

"

One hell of a car meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"fancy a beer

having a beer

that tastes good

mince pies

go on then

fuck it one more

"

Someone mention beer

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Traffic jam again

I’m ready for my holiday

Did I just read that in the forum

Oh... he’s really ... erm .... concentrate on the road!

Is that the right colour paint?

Will I have time to have my hair put up?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"1. Where's the fooking scrapper gone!

2. Oh boot!

3. Eeeeew

4. Wish I had a tissue

5. I'll wipe it on jeans

6. Remember flick off when out of car....

One hell of a car meet "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine are,

1)What do you mean i have to get up this early and it is this damn cold.

2) please guys don't let me come home to mayhem (for the 7 dogs, not a typo)

3) when did they say the weather was going to warm up.

4) seriously guys you didn’t keep your promise and you did that yesterday. To the dogs

5) god i am horny.

6) i need to go to sleep, ah well i am sure they can cope with grumpy for one more day

You love your dogs really

Yes but the things they do drive me insane. Like where is the entertainment in dragging a 20kg sack of coal on to a cream rug, ripping it open and then hiding it all over the house after rolling in it. There was alot of colourful language that today. "

Have a wine and love your pooches

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. Where's the fooking scrapper gone!

2. Oh boot!

3. Eeeeew

4. Wish I had a tissue

5. I'll wipe it on jeans

6. Remember flick off when out of car....

One hell of a car meet

"

Can’t do much of that shit on a bike

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"1. Where's the fooking scrapper gone!

2. Oh boot!

3. Eeeeew

4. Wish I had a tissue

5. I'll wipe it on jeans

6. Remember flick off when out of car....

One hell of a car meet

Can’t do much of that shit on a bike "

Well have to be honest I sneezed and..........you know the rest..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Traffic jam again

I’m ready for my holiday

Did I just read that in the forum

Oh... he’s really ... erm .... concentrate on the road!

Is that the right colour paint?

Will I have time to have my hair put up?"

All on the journey to your hollybobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a holiday

Why didn't I sleep again

I can't be arsed to get up

Why do I put myself through hell in the gym week in week out, because you want to win dick head

Stop licking my toes dog

(insert name of co worker) is a complete cock womble and I have No idea how he still hasn't been fired

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. Where's the fooking scrapper gone!

2. Oh boot!

3. Eeeeew

4. Wish I had a tissue

5. I'll wipe it on jeans

6. Remember flick off when out of car....

One hell of a car meet

Can’t do much of that shit on a bike

Well have to be honest I sneezed and..........you know the rest.. "

No I don’t.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"1. Where's the fooking scrapper gone!

2. Oh boot!

3. Eeeeew

4. Wish I had a tissue

5. I'll wipe it on jeans

6. Remember flick off when out of car....

One hell of a car meet

Can’t do much of that shit on a bike

Well have to be honest I sneezed and..........you know the rest..

No I don’t. "

5+6 DOH keep up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My kittens so cute

My kittens so cute

My kittens so cute

My kittens so cute

My kittens so cute

Not seen my other cat for a while"

so cute!

Hope you get to see your cat soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a holiday

Why didn't I sleep again

I can't be arsed to get up

Why do I put myself through hell in the gym week in week out, because you want to win dick head

Stop licking my toes dog

(insert name of co worker) is a complete cock womble and I have No idea how he still hasn't been fired"

My sympathies. On another note it’s hump day tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. What if family/friends or work colleagues recognize me on a swinging website?

2. It's bloody freezing.

3. I am still waiting for clues on what to get my niece and nephews for xmas.

4. When will my social life improve?

5. Is online dating all it's cracked up to be?

6. Does life begin at 40?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where has time gone

Sh*t it’s nearly here

Not enough time left

You haven’t bought any presents

Don’t cry

I’m in trouble

Plenty of time

I wish there was but the clock is ticking !"

Run like the wind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. Where's the fooking scrapper gone!

2. Oh boot!

3. Eeeeew

4. Wish I had a tissue

5. I'll wipe it on jeans

6. Remember flick off when out of car....

One hell of a car meet

Can’t do much of that shit on a bike

Well have to be honest I sneezed and..........you know the rest..

No I don’t.

5+6 DOH keep up..."

Soz. I’m Looking for the scrapper

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By *izbitMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Baby Yoda

Baby yoda

Baby yoda

Baby yoda

Baby yoda

And is it to early to start on pigs in blankets

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"1. Where's the fooking scrapper gone!

2. Oh boot!

3. Eeeeew

4. Wish I had a tissue

5. I'll wipe it on jeans

6. Remember flick off when out of car....

One hell of a car meet

Can’t do much of that shit on a bike

Well have to be honest I sneezed and..........you know the rest..

No I don’t.

5+6 DOH keep up...

Soz. I’m Looking for the scrapper "

Boot.......gawd....slap him someone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I need a new challenge.

2. Bored of the business I'm involved with.

3. I really shouldn't be on the forums so much.

4. I need sex (again)

5. Shall I get another cat? (I have 4)

6. What can I eat?

x Niki

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. What if family/friends or work colleagues recognize me on a swinging website?

2. It's bloody freezing.

3. I am still waiting for clues on what to get my niece and nephews for xmas.

4. When will my social life improve?

5. Is online dating all it's cracked up to be?

6. Does life begin at 40?

"

Life begins when you start living it

( how olds the niece and nephews ? )

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

How can they fuck our house build up this week

How can they fuck our house build up this week

How can they fuck our house build up this week

How can they fuck our house build up this week

How can they fuck our house build up this week

Oh ... and erm

How can they fuck our house build up this week

Tune in to rant Thursday this week people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

1. I need a new challenge.

2. Bored of the business I'm involved with.

3. I really shouldn't be on the forums so much.

4. I need sex (again)

5. Shall I get another cat? (I have 4)

6. What can I eat?

x Niki

"

Marry me

( sorry Tom )

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon

What the actual fuck....

OMG I love mince pies..

Does everyone in this (gym) session look as dead as I feel.... Yes..Good...

I really fancy sone mulled cider..

Is it pay day yet?

Can I put the Christmas Dec's up now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can they fuck our house build up this week

How can they fuck our house build up this week

How can they fuck our house build up this week

How can they fuck our house build up this week

How can they fuck our house build up this week

Oh ... and erm

How can they fuck our house build up this week

Tune in to rant Thursday this week people "

Can’t wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the actual fuck....

OMG I love mince pies..

Does everyone in this (gym) session look as dead as I feel.... Yes..Good...

I really fancy sone mulled cider..

Is it pay day yet?

Can I put the Christmas Dec's up now?

"

Apparently yes ‘ because it’s December’

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

I'm hungry

Why did I agree to that shift

I hate christmas

It's bloody cold

I want to move house

Is it time for bed

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

I will go for a run.

I fancy her.

Smug bastard.

Wish I was still was singing.

I have absulotly no idea what they are talking about.

Ooooo I would.

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"Must buy a sheep costume for the school nativity.

Why do my dogs farts smell so rank ?

If I don’t go to the pub on Saturday with my mate Paul, he’ll think I’ve died.

Wish I could buy that perfume, but I can’t justify £109.00

At what point do I order a turkey?

I fucking hate Sylvanian Families."

This...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7. When will I next get laid? It's been far too long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm hungry

Why did I agree to that shift

I hate christmas

It's bloody cold

I want to move house

Is it time for bed "

All that with a mouthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8. Why did I agree to that shift?

9. Why do I do people favours that they would not do in return?

Sorry I have gone over the 6 but I feel better for getting it out there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will go for a run.

I fancy her.

Smug bastard.

Wish I was still was singing.

I have absulotly no idea what they are talking about.

Ooooo I would.

"

I sense mixed emotions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"8. Why did I agree to that shift?

9. Why do I do people favours that they would not do in return?

Sorry I have gone over the 6 but I feel better for getting it out there!

"

Rant day is Thursdays in the lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never going to get all that work done

Why do people insist on pissing me off

Oooh he has nice eyes, hair, smile, personality...

What do I fancy for dinner

Why cant I just lose weight

I miss my mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Firewalls

Mmm sticky toffee pudding

Firewalls

Sticky toffee pudding

Spoons?

Don’t forget to collect the kids"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I don't understand

It's just the process

How many sleeps?

I thought you were on a diet I've heard that one a few times

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Damn, that was a good weekend

Fuck i'm horny

Go and fuck yourself you sleazy fucker

Fuck i'm horny

I wonder if i'm going to get glared at again

Fuck i'm horny

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Blimey Lily White seems to be horny

Bloody hell it's cold

Blimey Lily White seems to be horny

Bloody hell why have I got no money right before Xmas

Blimey Lily White seems to be horny

Bloody hell back to work tomorrow

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?


"Blimey Lily White seems to be horny

Bloody hell it's cold

Blimey Lily White seems to be horny

Bloody hell why have I got no money right before Xmas

Blimey Lily White seems to be horny

Bloody hell back to work tomorrow

"

Is it that obvious?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I should start packing.

Should I buy another jumper.

God I should start packing.

Did I eat today.

Where's my passport. (Found it)

I should eat

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

1. Why the fuck didn't that save?

2. How many more mornings do I have to get up?

3. I should not have done *that*.

4. What do I have to do to get sex on here?

5. Too much work, not enough hours.

6. I must stop eating. (That one is said about 6 times a day. Out loud.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10. What days am I working this week?

11. Why am I getting no responses on fab?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Firewalls

Mmm sticky toffee pudding

Firewalls

Sticky toffee pudding

Spoons?

Don’t forget to collect the kids "

Did they forget to collect the kids?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Blimey Lily White seems to be horny

Bloody hell it's cold

Blimey Lily White seems to be horny

Bloody hell why have I got no money right before Xmas

Blimey Lily White seems to be horny

Bloody hell back to work tomorrow

Is it that obvious? "

Lucky guess

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Blimey Lily White seems to be horny

Bloody hell it's cold

Blimey Lily White seems to be horny

Bloody hell why have I got no money right before Xmas

Blimey Lily White seems to be horny

Bloody hell back to work tomorrow

Is it that obvious?

Lucky guess "

I had slightly picked up on it too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Firewalls

Mmm sticky toffee pudding

Firewalls

Sticky toffee pudding

Spoons?

Don’t forget to collect the kids

Did they forget to collect the kids? "

Guess he’s left to go get them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not long til I’m on an Aussie beach

Did I charge the good vibrator?

Just four more dieting days til the Xmas party

I miss my ex

Is this guy a douche or just really funny?

I love when hamsters fight

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Deep thoughts

Deep insights

Isn't life amazing

Mmmmm the sea

Wonder who I should meet next

And ..

I wonder if I will actually be able to run a half marathon by spring?

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Love my own cooking

Need teabags

Damn must pay that bill

Only 13 days at work before xmas

Ice stay away

Need a bf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12. Am I watching too much porn?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"12. Am I watching too much porn?"

13. Really not getting the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not long til I’m on an Aussie beach

Did I charge the good vibrator?

Just four more dieting days til the Xmas party

I miss my ex

Is this guy a douche or just really funny?

I love when hamsters fight "

When will I get to meet angelic eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not long til I’m on an Aussie beach

Did I charge the good vibrator?

Just four more dieting days til the Xmas party

I miss my ex

Is this guy a douche or just really funny?

I love when hamsters fight

When will I get to meet angelic eyes "

Why else would the good vibrator need charging? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not long til I’m on an Aussie beach

Did I charge the good vibrator?

Just four more dieting days til the Xmas party

I miss my ex

Is this guy a douche or just really funny?

I love when hamsters fight

When will I get to meet angelic eyes

Why else would the good vibrator need charging? X"

I knew we would get on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 I really want a dog

2 When is my next shift

3 Life’s fucking cruel

4 I need to stop eating Quality Street

5 I need to write a shopping list

6 I wish I stopped dreaming about dogs , it’s upsetting me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Jobs shite but dammed easy

2.pays crap but hours to suit

3.whats for tea tomorrow

4. Need a child's solicitor

5. When will I get me time

6.need a visit to chameleons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm freezing

I hope she isn't getting ill

I'm hungry

Why can't I stop eating

I really need to start Christmas shopping

I'm eating healthily from now on. I'll start tomorrow.

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

In no particular order:

I feel so lonely

I love driving

I’m tired of pretending everything’s fine.

I am too fat.

All I want is for (my kid’s name) to be safe and happy.

Will I ever be loved and wanted again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still working on thinking 6 impossible things before breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont want to get out of bed

I need a massage

Please stop talking

Is the refund in my account yet?

I need a day of no plans!

When is my order going to be delivered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Will I get another meet before xmas

2. 6 working days left until jan 3rd... Fuck!

3..need a hot water bottle

4. Wonder what Mr Moriaties kitten looks like

5. No crumpets left

6. Wonder if i should eat something other than crumpets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In no particular order:

I feel so lonely

I love driving

I’m tired of pretending everything’s fine.

I am too fat.

All I want is for (my kid’s name) to be safe and happy.

Will I ever be loved and wanted again?

"

Virtual hugs, hope all is ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monday again

I should start buying christmas gifts.

How many posting days left till christmas.?

5 more minutes

Are my socks wet?

Will this dog ever be housetrained?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Monday again

I should start buying christmas gifts.

How many posting days left till christmas.?

5 more minutes

Are my socks wet?

Will this dog ever be housetrained?

"

Monday????

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

1. I need a new job

2. Working with the general public should be worth more

3. Why do the elderly drown everything they eat in Vinegar

4. Why am I always hungry

5. Christmas present shopping

6. Imagining the best case scenario with the prettiest woman in the pub at any given time (Whilst working in said pub)

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"1. I need a new job

2. Working with the general public should be worth more

3. Why do the elderly drown everything they eat in Vinegar

4. Why am I always hungry

5. Christmas present shopping

6. Imagining the best case scenario with the prettiest woman in the pub at any given time (Whilst working in said pub) "

When are you coming to see me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.i need to sleep, I've work tomorrow

2.do I have to go to work

3.fuck it's cold

4.how on earth are these idiots still working here

5.i can't wait to clock out and get home

6.im so looking forward to my day off

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"1.i need to sleep, I've work tomorrow

2.do I have to go to work

3.fuck it's cold

4.how on earth are these idiots still working here

5.i can't wait to clock out and get home

6.im so looking forward to my day off"

You like your job then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1.i need to sleep, I've work tomorrow

2.do I have to go to work

3.fuck it's cold

4.how on earth are these idiots still working here

5.i can't wait to clock out and get home

6.im so looking forward to my day off

You like your job then?"

I actually do, but I'm sure many can relate.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"1.i need to sleep, I've work tomorrow

2.do I have to go to work

3.fuck it's cold

4.how on earth are these idiots still working here

5.i can't wait to clock out and get home

6.im so looking forward to my day off

You like your job then?

I actually do, but I'm sure many can relate. "

Indeed.

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

1. He’s snoring again! Zzzz

2. Glad I got my nails painted

3. One more sleep!

4. You should’ve made a homemade card for my nephew’s 1st birthday but you gave into convenience and used Moonpig.

5. Put the rubbish out for bin collection tomorrow!

5. Should I do work papers for the morning or surf porn?

Millie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1, do I say what Im thinking or keep the peace

2, I wonder who Hamilton will sign for next

3, I am gonna mess with my child's Minecraft world and make it look like said child's bedroom

4, va va voom bby

5, don't judge

6, life is good

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Police are idiots" has it broken down? , " No I parked it there in a live lane for fun"

This f-ing patteren is wrong, I've got to recut 5 fabric peices, not sure if I have enough fabric, 20 mins drive to fabric shop in a car with no power stearing. Must phone patteren maker and moan!

Not done my homework for my parenting course.

Why did I as the mother not get victim compensation? I'm just as much a victim.

That's one good reason I'm not with ex husband. I don't have to put up with his bi polar anymore!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not long til I’m on an Aussie beach

Did I charge the good vibrator?

Just four more dieting days til the Xmas party

I miss my ex

Is this guy a douche or just really funny?

I love when hamsters fight "

Did you ?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Where do I get a tree from?

Ten years ago this would have been a doddle.

I really should have filmed that

Mushroom wellington is dull as fuck. Must think of something more exciting.

I shan't think about him.

Okay so that failed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg

omg

omg

Seriously omfg

Wooohhhhooooooo

YYEEESSSSSSSSSSS

BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM"

AND it's not even about what you're thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Deep thoughts

Deep insights

Isn't life amazing

Mmmmm the sea

Wonder who I should meet next

And ..

I wonder if I will actually be able to run a half marathon by spring?

"

I’d eat a half marathon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm freezing

I hope she isn't getting ill

I'm hungry

Why can't I stop eating

I really need to start Christmas shopping

I'm eating healthily from now on. I'll start tomorrow. "

Healthy eating starts today

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Only a week left with my Mister

I need to find my passport and dollars

I should start packing

Going to miss my Mister

Good to know who you can trust

Fuck - where is my passport!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In no particular order:

I feel so lonely

I love driving

I’m tired of pretending everything’s fine.

I am too fat.

All I want is for (my kid’s name) to be safe and happy.

Will I ever be loved and wanted again?

"

big virtual hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer

Tired

Want a months gardening leave

Sex

Clean up after yourselves ffs

Are you stupid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. Will I get another meet before xmas

2. 6 working days left until jan 3rd... Fuck!

3..need a hot water bottle

4. Wonder what Mr Moriaties kitten looks like

5. No crumpets left

6. Wonder if i should eat something other than crumpets "

Yeah , crumpets with lashings of butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work

Vote

Christmas

6 Underground

Food

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can it be time to get up, it's pitch dark

My leg hurts

I love Lee

My leg hurts

What will I cook for dinner

My leg hurts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Monday again

I should start buying christmas gifts.

How many posting days left till christmas.?

5 more minutes

Are my socks wet?

Will this dog ever be housetrained?

"

Hope your socks weren’t dog wee wet

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

I'm so glad to have moved into my new house.

If got a lot more stuff than I thought.

Where should this go?

I'm looking forward to my mates birthday party at the weekend.

Is that the time already?

My bed is so comfy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1.i need to sleep, I've work tomorrow

2.do I have to go to work

3.fuck it's cold

4.how on earth are these idiots still working here

5.i can't wait to clock out and get home

6.im so looking forward to my day off"

Enjoy your day off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. He’s snoring again! Zzzz

2. Glad I got my nails painted

3. One more sleep!

4. You should’ve made a homemade card for my nephew’s 1st birthday but you gave into convenience and used Moonpig.

5. Put the rubbish out for bin collection tomorrow!

5. Should I do work papers for the morning or surf porn?

Millie x"

Surf while remembering to put the bins out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1, do I say what Im thinking or keep the peace

2, I wonder who Hamilton will sign for next

3, I am gonna mess with my child's Minecraft world and make it look like said child's bedroom

4, va va voom bby

5, don't judge

6, life is good "

Mercedes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Police are idiots" has it broken down? , " No I parked it there in a live lane for fun"

This f-ing patteren is wrong, I've got to recut 5 fabric peices, not sure if I have enough fabric, 20 mins drive to fabric shop in a car with no power stearing. Must phone patteren maker and moan!

Not done my homework for my parenting course.

Why did I as the mother not get victim compensation? I'm just as much a victim.

That's one good reason I'm not with ex husband. I don't have to put up with his bi polar anymore! "

Big old virtual hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where do I get a tree from?

Ten years ago this would have been a doddle.

I really should have filmed that

Mushroom wellington is dull as fuck. Must think of something more exciting.

I shan't think about him.

Okay so that failed.

"

Filmed what ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg

omg

omg

Seriously omfg

Wooohhhhooooooo

YYEEESSSSSSSSSSS

BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

AND it's not even about what you're thinking "

So no lottery win then ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only a week left with my Mister

I need to find my passport and dollars

I should start packing

Going to miss my Mister

Good to know who you can trust

Fuck - where is my passport!? "

Have you tried the sofa ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beer

Tired

Want a months gardening leave

Sex

Clean up after yourselves ffs

Are you stupid "

Beers alway good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the fuck have work missed my hours?

I wish I wasn't so shy and neurotic

Beer o clock yet?

I need a holiday

Why the hell have I got knee pain when I run

Fuck dark nights

.

I like this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Work

Vote

Christmas

6 Underground

Food

Coffee"

Positive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can it be time to get up, it's pitch dark

My leg hurts

I love Lee

My leg hurts

What will I cook for dinner

My leg hurts"

Ask lee to cook dinner then give your leg a massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm so glad to have moved into my new house.

If got a lot more stuff than I thought.

Where should this go?

I'm looking forward to my mates birthday party at the weekend.

Is that the time already?

My bed is so comfy.

"

New house , comfy bed. Spotty dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can it be time to get up, it's pitch dark

My leg hurts

I love Lee

My leg hurts

What will I cook for dinner

My leg hurts

Ask lee to cook dinner then give your leg a massage "

Now there's a plan!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why the fuck have work missed my hours?

I wish I wasn't so shy and neurotic

Beer o clock yet?

I need a holiday

Why the hell have I got knee pain when I run

Fuck dark nights

.

I like this thread.

"

Grab a late hollybob in the sun and rest the knee while lounging with a beer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can it be time to get up, it's pitch dark

My leg hurts

I love Lee

My leg hurts

What will I cook for dinner

My leg hurts

Ask lee to cook dinner then give your leg a massage

Now there's a plan!!! "

Thank me later

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

WARNING

_eesides deep thought,s.

Read at own risk.

I wonder if I'll ever not be a virgin.

I wonder what my next Hawaiian shirt will be. Maybe a Easter themed shirt ?

I wonder what's going on, on Fab.

I hope I get that job contract soon.

why is it that most people with kids didn't want them to start with but the ones that do want kids struggle find a partner and don't have any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What colour carpets

What sort of carpets

When will the carpets be laid

How am I going to afford the carpets

Will the carpets be in before Christmas

I'm really fucking tired

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"What colour carpets

What sort of carpets

When will the carpets be laid

How am I going to afford the carpets

Will the carpets be in before Christmas

I'm really fucking tired"

Are you having a new carpet by any chance ?

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there


"1. He’s snoring again! Zzzz

2. Glad I got my nails painted

3. One more sleep!

4. You should’ve made a homemade card for my nephew’s 1st birthday but you gave into convenience and used Moonpig.

5. Put the rubbish out for bin collection tomorrow!

5. Should I do work papers for the morning or surf porn?

Millie x

Surf while remembering to put the bins out "

I did work papers, surfed but forgot rubbish!

Millie

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there


"Omg

omg

omg

Seriously omfg

Wooohhhhooooooo

YYEEESSSSSSSSSSS

BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

AND it's not even about what you're thinking

So no lottery win then ? "

I got a fiver on mine!

Millie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WARNING

_eesides deep thought,s.

Read at own risk.

I wonder if I'll ever not be a virgin.

I wonder what my next Hawaiian shirt will be. Maybe a Easter themed shirt ?

I wonder what's going on, on Fab.

I hope I get that job contract soon.

why is it that most people with kids didn't want them to start with but the ones that do want kids struggle find a partner and don't have any."

Oh _eeside this made me sad. Keep searching x

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"WARNING

_eesides deep thought,s.

Read at own risk.

I wonder if I'll ever not be a virgin.

I wonder what my next Hawaiian shirt will be. Maybe a Easter themed shirt ?

I wonder what's going on, on Fab.

I hope I get that job contract soon.

why is it that most people with kids didn't want them to start with but the ones that do want kids struggle find a partner and don't have any.

Oh _eeside this made me sad. Keep searching x "

I will.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Only a week left with my Mister

I need to find my passport and dollars

I should start packing

Going to miss my Mister

Good to know who you can trust

Fuck - where is my passport!?

Have you tried the sofa ?"

Nope not there.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What colour carpets

What sort of carpets

When will the carpets be laid

How am I going to afford the carpets

Will the carpets be in before Christmas

I'm really fucking tired"

Oh I had the same with me sofa..... 20 weeks sat on a blow up one till I decided , bought and was delivered

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

It's stopped raining

Am I going to get everything done before Xmas?

I miss Ms Bicpl ('til tomorrow anyway )

Why are these CVs I'm being sent so bad

Will I have enough logs to see me through the winter?

What shall I have for tea?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only a week left with my Mister

I need to find my passport and dollars

I should start packing

Going to miss my Mister

Good to know who you can trust

Fuck - where is my passport!?

Have you tried the sofa ?

Nope not there..... "

Knickers draw ?

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