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" That I need to hoover " I read that 'shower' | |||
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"In no order Why is it so dark Bloody xmas I need a holiday I am not a morning person Should I post in forum or just lurk Is it beer time yet I could go on but op said 6 " I’m not your mother | |||
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"What day is it? Which job so I go to today? Why won't that hot guy from Fab message me? Why can't I get a date? I need a cup of tea " Which hot guy ? Have a brave Tuesday evening and message him | |||
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"1. I need a new job. 2. Its fookin' cold. 3. Ooh that's a nice dawn/dusk sky. 4. Forum is dead of late. 5. I want to fuck. 6. I need a massage." All you’d say to a fwb | |||
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"Firewalls Mmm sticky toffee pudding Firewalls Sticky toffee pudding Spoons? Don’t forget to collect the kids" Never forget the kids | |||
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"I wish my knee would get better so I could exercise properly I'm eating a lot of mashed potato these days I'm definitely not polyamorous I need a new job I need a holiday It's cold " All that and a lovely bum | |||
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"My kittens so cute My kittens so cute My kittens so cute My kittens so cute My kittens so cute Not seen my other cat for a while" Aw, I never knew my pet name was kitten | |||
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"I need to do my nails Why I like a certain person that much That I'm not going to get all my work done When is my boy going to put his damn tooth under his pillow That my garden is so so so so twinkly That I need to hoover " Have you told them ? Your little mans tooth and the bigger ( man/ woman ) | |||
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"Managed cloud backup Licking and fingering pussy New car service history Haircuts are itchy HIIT Deluded punching" Quiet thinking | |||
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"My kittens so cute My kittens so cute My kittens so cute My kittens so cute My kittens so cute Not seen my other cat for a while" Was kitten hungry? | |||
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"i smell good ive travelled a lot already this week I'm enjoying my Guinness i like my job but for just one guy its nearly christmas i need to book a trip to sun " Positive thinking | |||
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"Don't forget to buy sellotape. Do I need milk?...again. Did I reply to that text? Where's the bus? At least it's not raining. Is it bedtime yet? " Was just all today ? | |||
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"1) I need to move to France 2) why is life a pain in my arse 3) can Norwich stay up 4) when will the weather stop being shit 5) are all horse women nuts... 6) how bad is it that fellow humans life can be so much tougher than mine " Chin up. Election next week | |||
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"Who the fuck is that in the mirror? Where did all this traffic come from? ( . )( . )'s That sky remote is getting bigger! Can remember if that is 98 or 99, I will swap hands anyway What a surprise! No fuckin replies to my messages on Fab.... again!!!" The sky remote ? That’s old age | |||
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"Can I just stay in bed for another 10 mins. Do I need to get anything out of the freezer for later. My new neighbour looks like a good shag. Can I get away with going to the supermarket for another day. What days am I working this week. When am I going to cook a meal that all the sprogs like. " Ask the neighbour if he / she cooks | |||
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"I am sick of this rain. There arent enough hours in the day. I need to be kissed. Mmm... he has got a nice dick There aren't enough hours in the day I am so less stressed when alone! " Not enough hours to admire his dick. Bad news | |||
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"Where has time gone Sh*t it’s nearly here Not enough time left You haven’t bought any presents Don’t cry I’m in trouble " Plenty of time | |||
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"I wonder what his cock looks like Are we gonna go for it in the cup,or sack it off and concentrate on the top spot Is everyone in love affair happily married What has a giraffe got to do with a nativity play Why did my child choose to be a giraffe" Your 6th ? I’m proud of my giraffe | |||
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"Shut the fuck up What the actual fuck? Cant wait to get my new apartment tonight Roll on thursday Why did you just do that? Well that was a waste of precious time and money." Thursday is looking good dude | |||
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"Where has time gone Sh*t it’s nearly here Not enough time left You haven’t bought any presents Don’t cry I’m in trouble Plenty of time " I wish there was but the clock is ticking ! | |||
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"Shut the fuck up What the actual fuck? Cant wait to get my new apartment tonight Roll on thursday Why did you just do that? Well that was a waste of precious time and money. Thursday is looking good dude " I can't wait then I can move in | |||
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"I’m so hot Where have I put my glasses I love my Christmas tree Fairy lights are beautiful What are my children doing Who will I vote for " Not sure you need glasses to see your hot | |||
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"Omg omg omg Seriously omfg Wooohhhhooooooo YYEEESSSSSSSSSSS " BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM | |||
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"Don't forget to buy wrapping paper How many sleeps til 14th Dec You forgot wrapping paper Must remember to book a waxing How many sleeps til 14th Dec You forgot to book a waxing " That’s one hot date we wrapping paper | |||
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"I'm so tired! So much to do, need to write a list Shit, check the list Where's the chocolate? Bollocks, didn't write 'buy chocolate' on the list Why the fuck did I say yes?" BUY CHOCOLATE | |||
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"Must buy a sheep costume for the school nativity. Why do my dogs farts smell so rank ? If I don’t go to the pub on Saturday with my mate Paul, he’ll think I’ve died. Wish I could buy that perfume, but I can’t justify £109.00 At what point do I order a turkey? I fucking hate Sylvanian Families." Buy the perfume and spray the pooches | |||
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"My mental highlights consist of: What's for tea? Still hungry For fucks sake Here we go again, living the dream Oooh hungry Ah shit What the fuck What's for tea! " We are all living that dream of ‘ what’s for tea ‘ | |||
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"Mine are, 1)What do you mean i have to get up this early and it is this damn cold. 2) please guys don't let me come home to mayhem (for the 7 dogs, not a typo) 3) when did they say the weather was going to warm up. 4) seriously guys you didn’t keep your promise and you did that yesterday. To the dogs 5) god i am horny. 6) i need to go to sleep, ah well i am sure they can cope with grumpy for one more day " You love your dogs really | |||
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"Mine are, 1)What do you mean i have to get up this early and it is this damn cold. 2) please guys don't let me come home to mayhem (for the 7 dogs, not a typo) 3) when did they say the weather was going to warm up. 4) seriously guys you didn’t keep your promise and you did that yesterday. To the dogs 5) god i am horny. 6) i need to go to sleep, ah well i am sure they can cope with grumpy for one more day You love your dogs really " Yes but the things they do drive me insane. Like where is the entertainment in dragging a 20kg sack of coal on to a cream rug, ripping it open and then hiding it all over the house after rolling in it. There was alot of colourful language that today. | |||
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"1. Where's the fooking scrapper gone! 2. Oh boot! 3. Eeeeew 4. Wish I had a tissue 5. I'll wipe it on jeans 6. Remember flick off when out of car.... " One hell of a car meet | |||
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"fancy a beer having a beer that tastes good mince pies go on then fuck it one more " Someone mention beer | |||
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"1. Where's the fooking scrapper gone! 2. Oh boot! 3. Eeeeew 4. Wish I had a tissue 5. I'll wipe it on jeans 6. Remember flick off when out of car.... One hell of a car meet " | |||
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"Mine are, 1)What do you mean i have to get up this early and it is this damn cold. 2) please guys don't let me come home to mayhem (for the 7 dogs, not a typo) 3) when did they say the weather was going to warm up. 4) seriously guys you didn’t keep your promise and you did that yesterday. To the dogs 5) god i am horny. 6) i need to go to sleep, ah well i am sure they can cope with grumpy for one more day You love your dogs really Yes but the things they do drive me insane. Like where is the entertainment in dragging a 20kg sack of coal on to a cream rug, ripping it open and then hiding it all over the house after rolling in it. There was alot of colourful language that today. " Have a wine and love your pooches | |||
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"1. Where's the fooking scrapper gone! 2. Oh boot! 3. Eeeeew 4. Wish I had a tissue 5. I'll wipe it on jeans 6. Remember flick off when out of car.... One hell of a car meet " Can’t do much of that shit on a bike | |||
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"1. Where's the fooking scrapper gone! 2. Oh boot! 3. Eeeeew 4. Wish I had a tissue 5. I'll wipe it on jeans 6. Remember flick off when out of car.... One hell of a car meet Can’t do much of that shit on a bike " Well have to be honest I sneezed and..........you know the rest.. | |||
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"Traffic jam again I’m ready for my holiday Did I just read that in the forum Oh... he’s really ... erm .... concentrate on the road! Is that the right colour paint? Will I have time to have my hair put up?" All on the journey to your hollybobs? | |||
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"1. Where's the fooking scrapper gone! 2. Oh boot! 3. Eeeeew 4. Wish I had a tissue 5. I'll wipe it on jeans 6. Remember flick off when out of car.... One hell of a car meet Can’t do much of that shit on a bike Well have to be honest I sneezed and..........you know the rest.. " No I don’t. | |||
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"1. Where's the fooking scrapper gone! 2. Oh boot! 3. Eeeeew 4. Wish I had a tissue 5. I'll wipe it on jeans 6. Remember flick off when out of car.... One hell of a car meet Can’t do much of that shit on a bike Well have to be honest I sneezed and..........you know the rest.. No I don’t. " 5+6 DOH keep up... | |||
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"My kittens so cute My kittens so cute My kittens so cute My kittens so cute My kittens so cute Not seen my other cat for a while" so cute! Hope you get to see your cat soon! | |||
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"I need a holiday Why didn't I sleep again I can't be arsed to get up Why do I put myself through hell in the gym week in week out, because you want to win dick head Stop licking my toes dog (insert name of co worker) is a complete cock womble and I have No idea how he still hasn't been fired" My sympathies. On another note it’s hump day tomorrow | |||
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"Where has time gone Sh*t it’s nearly here Not enough time left You haven’t bought any presents Don’t cry I’m in trouble Plenty of time I wish there was but the clock is ticking !" Run like the wind | |||
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"1. Where's the fooking scrapper gone! 2. Oh boot! 3. Eeeeew 4. Wish I had a tissue 5. I'll wipe it on jeans 6. Remember flick off when out of car.... One hell of a car meet Can’t do much of that shit on a bike Well have to be honest I sneezed and..........you know the rest.. No I don’t. 5+6 DOH keep up..." Soz. I’m Looking for the scrapper | |||
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"1. Where's the fooking scrapper gone! 2. Oh boot! 3. Eeeeew 4. Wish I had a tissue 5. I'll wipe it on jeans 6. Remember flick off when out of car.... One hell of a car meet Can’t do much of that shit on a bike Well have to be honest I sneezed and..........you know the rest.. No I don’t. 5+6 DOH keep up... Soz. I’m Looking for the scrapper " Boot.......gawd....slap him someone! | |||
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"1. What if family/friends or work colleagues recognize me on a swinging website? 2. It's bloody freezing. 3. I am still waiting for clues on what to get my niece and nephews for xmas. 4. When will my social life improve? 5. Is online dating all it's cracked up to be? 6. Does life begin at 40? " Life begins when you start living it ( how olds the niece and nephews ? ) | |||
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" 1. I need a new challenge. 2. Bored of the business I'm involved with. 3. I really shouldn't be on the forums so much. 4. I need sex (again) 5. Shall I get another cat? (I have 4) 6. What can I eat? x Niki " Marry me ( sorry Tom ) | |||
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"How can they fuck our house build up this week How can they fuck our house build up this week How can they fuck our house build up this week How can they fuck our house build up this week How can they fuck our house build up this week Oh ... and erm How can they fuck our house build up this week Tune in to rant Thursday this week people " Can’t wait | |||
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"What the actual fuck.... OMG I love mince pies.. Does everyone in this (gym) session look as dead as I feel.... Yes..Good... I really fancy sone mulled cider.. Is it pay day yet? Can I put the Christmas Dec's up now? " Apparently yes ‘ because it’s December’ | |||
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"Must buy a sheep costume for the school nativity. Why do my dogs farts smell so rank ? If I don’t go to the pub on Saturday with my mate Paul, he’ll think I’ve died. Wish I could buy that perfume, but I can’t justify £109.00 At what point do I order a turkey? I fucking hate Sylvanian Families." This... | |||
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"I'm hungry Why did I agree to that shift I hate christmas It's bloody cold I want to move house Is it time for bed " All that with a mouthful | |||
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"I will go for a run. I fancy her. Smug bastard. Wish I was still was singing. I have absulotly no idea what they are talking about. Ooooo I would. " I sense mixed emotions | |||
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"8. Why did I agree to that shift? 9. Why do I do people favours that they would not do in return? Sorry I have gone over the 6 but I feel better for getting it out there! " Rant day is Thursdays in the lounge | |||
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"Blimey Lily White seems to be horny Bloody hell it's cold Blimey Lily White seems to be horny Bloody hell why have I got no money right before Xmas Blimey Lily White seems to be horny Bloody hell back to work tomorrow " Is it that obvious? | |||
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"Firewalls Mmm sticky toffee pudding Firewalls Sticky toffee pudding Spoons? Don’t forget to collect the kids " Did they forget to collect the kids? | |||
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"Blimey Lily White seems to be horny Bloody hell it's cold Blimey Lily White seems to be horny Bloody hell why have I got no money right before Xmas Blimey Lily White seems to be horny Bloody hell back to work tomorrow Is it that obvious? " Lucky guess | |||
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"Blimey Lily White seems to be horny Bloody hell it's cold Blimey Lily White seems to be horny Bloody hell why have I got no money right before Xmas Blimey Lily White seems to be horny Bloody hell back to work tomorrow Is it that obvious? Lucky guess " I had slightly picked up on it too | |||
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"Firewalls Mmm sticky toffee pudding Firewalls Sticky toffee pudding Spoons? Don’t forget to collect the kids Did they forget to collect the kids? " Guess he’s left to go get them | |||
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"12. Am I watching too much porn?" 13. Really not getting the rules | |||
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"Not long til I’m on an Aussie beach Did I charge the good vibrator? Just four more dieting days til the Xmas party I miss my ex Is this guy a douche or just really funny? I love when hamsters fight " When will I get to meet angelic eyes | |||
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"Not long til I’m on an Aussie beach Did I charge the good vibrator? Just four more dieting days til the Xmas party I miss my ex Is this guy a douche or just really funny? I love when hamsters fight When will I get to meet angelic eyes " Why else would the good vibrator need charging? X | |||
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"Not long til I’m on an Aussie beach Did I charge the good vibrator? Just four more dieting days til the Xmas party I miss my ex Is this guy a douche or just really funny? I love when hamsters fight When will I get to meet angelic eyes Why else would the good vibrator need charging? X" I knew we would get on | |||
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"In no particular order: I feel so lonely I love driving I’m tired of pretending everything’s fine. I am too fat. All I want is for (my kid’s name) to be safe and happy. Will I ever be loved and wanted again? " Virtual hugs, hope all is ok xx | |||
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"Monday again I should start buying christmas gifts. How many posting days left till christmas.? 5 more minutes Are my socks wet? Will this dog ever be housetrained? " Monday???? | |||
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"1. I need a new job 2. Working with the general public should be worth more 3. Why do the elderly drown everything they eat in Vinegar 4. Why am I always hungry 5. Christmas present shopping 6. Imagining the best case scenario with the prettiest woman in the pub at any given time (Whilst working in said pub) " When are you coming to see me? | |||
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"1.i need to sleep, I've work tomorrow 2.do I have to go to work 3.fuck it's cold 4.how on earth are these idiots still working here 5.i can't wait to clock out and get home 6.im so looking forward to my day off" You like your job then? | |||
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"1.i need to sleep, I've work tomorrow 2.do I have to go to work 3.fuck it's cold 4.how on earth are these idiots still working here 5.i can't wait to clock out and get home 6.im so looking forward to my day off You like your job then?" I actually do, but I'm sure many can relate. | |||
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"1.i need to sleep, I've work tomorrow 2.do I have to go to work 3.fuck it's cold 4.how on earth are these idiots still working here 5.i can't wait to clock out and get home 6.im so looking forward to my day off You like your job then? I actually do, but I'm sure many can relate. " Indeed. | |||
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"Not long til I’m on an Aussie beach Did I charge the good vibrator? Just four more dieting days til the Xmas party I miss my ex Is this guy a douche or just really funny? I love when hamsters fight " Did you ? | |||
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"Omg omg omg Seriously omfg Wooohhhhooooooo YYEEESSSSSSSSSSS BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM" AND it's not even about what you're thinking | |||
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"Deep thoughts Deep insights Isn't life amazing Mmmmm the sea Wonder who I should meet next And .. I wonder if I will actually be able to run a half marathon by spring? " I’d eat a half marathon | |||
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"I'm freezing I hope she isn't getting ill I'm hungry Why can't I stop eating I really need to start Christmas shopping I'm eating healthily from now on. I'll start tomorrow. " Healthy eating starts today | |||
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"In no particular order: I feel so lonely I love driving I’m tired of pretending everything’s fine. I am too fat. All I want is for (my kid’s name) to be safe and happy. Will I ever be loved and wanted again? " big virtual hug | |||
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"1. Will I get another meet before xmas 2. 6 working days left until jan 3rd... Fuck! 3..need a hot water bottle 4. Wonder what Mr Moriaties kitten looks like 5. No crumpets left 6. Wonder if i should eat something other than crumpets " Yeah , crumpets with lashings of butter | |||
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"Monday again I should start buying christmas gifts. How many posting days left till christmas.? 5 more minutes Are my socks wet? Will this dog ever be housetrained? " Hope your socks weren’t dog wee wet | |||
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"1.i need to sleep, I've work tomorrow 2.do I have to go to work 3.fuck it's cold 4.how on earth are these idiots still working here 5.i can't wait to clock out and get home 6.im so looking forward to my day off" Enjoy your day off | |||
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"1. He’s snoring again! Zzzz 2. Glad I got my nails painted 3. One more sleep! 4. You should’ve made a homemade card for my nephew’s 1st birthday but you gave into convenience and used Moonpig. 5. Put the rubbish out for bin collection tomorrow! 5. Should I do work papers for the morning or surf porn? Millie x" Surf while remembering to put the bins out | |||
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"1, do I say what Im thinking or keep the peace 2, I wonder who Hamilton will sign for next 3, I am gonna mess with my child's Minecraft world and make it look like said child's bedroom 4, va va voom bby 5, don't judge 6, life is good " Mercedes? | |||
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"Police are idiots" has it broken down? , " No I parked it there in a live lane for fun" This f-ing patteren is wrong, I've got to recut 5 fabric peices, not sure if I have enough fabric, 20 mins drive to fabric shop in a car with no power stearing. Must phone patteren maker and moan! Not done my homework for my parenting course. Why did I as the mother not get victim compensation? I'm just as much a victim. That's one good reason I'm not with ex husband. I don't have to put up with his bi polar anymore! " Big old virtual hugs | |||
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"Where do I get a tree from? Ten years ago this would have been a doddle. I really should have filmed that Mushroom wellington is dull as fuck. Must think of something more exciting. I shan't think about him. Okay so that failed. " Filmed what ? | |||
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"Omg omg omg Seriously omfg Wooohhhhooooooo YYEEESSSSSSSSSSS BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM AND it's not even about what you're thinking " So no lottery win then ? | |||
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"Only a week left with my Mister I need to find my passport and dollars I should start packing Going to miss my Mister Good to know who you can trust Fuck - where is my passport!? " Have you tried the sofa ? | |||
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"Beer Tired Want a months gardening leave Sex Clean up after yourselves ffs Are you stupid " Beers alway good | |||
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"Work Vote Christmas 6 Underground Food Coffee" Positive | |||
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"How can it be time to get up, it's pitch dark My leg hurts I love Lee My leg hurts What will I cook for dinner My leg hurts" Ask lee to cook dinner then give your leg a massage | |||
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"I'm so glad to have moved into my new house. If got a lot more stuff than I thought. Where should this go? I'm looking forward to my mates birthday party at the weekend. Is that the time already? My bed is so comfy. " New house , comfy bed. Spotty dog | |||
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"How can it be time to get up, it's pitch dark My leg hurts I love Lee My leg hurts What will I cook for dinner My leg hurts Ask lee to cook dinner then give your leg a massage " Now there's a plan!!! | |||
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"Why the fuck have work missed my hours? I wish I wasn't so shy and neurotic Beer o clock yet? I need a holiday Why the hell have I got knee pain when I run Fuck dark nights . I like this thread. " Grab a late hollybob in the sun and rest the knee while lounging with a beer | |||
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"How can it be time to get up, it's pitch dark My leg hurts I love Lee My leg hurts What will I cook for dinner My leg hurts Ask lee to cook dinner then give your leg a massage Now there's a plan!!! " Thank me later | |||
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"What colour carpets What sort of carpets When will the carpets be laid How am I going to afford the carpets Will the carpets be in before Christmas I'm really fucking tired" Are you having a new carpet by any chance ? | |||
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"1. He’s snoring again! Zzzz 2. Glad I got my nails painted 3. One more sleep! 4. You should’ve made a homemade card for my nephew’s 1st birthday but you gave into convenience and used Moonpig. 5. Put the rubbish out for bin collection tomorrow! 5. Should I do work papers for the morning or surf porn? Millie x Surf while remembering to put the bins out " I did work papers, surfed but forgot rubbish! Millie | |||
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"Omg omg omg Seriously omfg Wooohhhhooooooo YYEEESSSSSSSSSSS BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM AND it's not even about what you're thinking So no lottery win then ? " I got a fiver on mine! Millie | |||
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"WARNING _eesides deep thought,s. Read at own risk. I wonder if I'll ever not be a virgin. I wonder what my next Hawaiian shirt will be. Maybe a Easter themed shirt ? I wonder what's going on, on Fab. I hope I get that job contract soon. why is it that most people with kids didn't want them to start with but the ones that do want kids struggle find a partner and don't have any." Oh _eeside this made me sad. Keep searching x | |||
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"WARNING _eesides deep thought,s. Read at own risk. I wonder if I'll ever not be a virgin. I wonder what my next Hawaiian shirt will be. Maybe a Easter themed shirt ? I wonder what's going on, on Fab. I hope I get that job contract soon. why is it that most people with kids didn't want them to start with but the ones that do want kids struggle find a partner and don't have any. Oh _eeside this made me sad. Keep searching x " I will. | |||
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"Only a week left with my Mister I need to find my passport and dollars I should start packing Going to miss my Mister Good to know who you can trust Fuck - where is my passport!? Have you tried the sofa ?" Nope not there..... | |||
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"What colour carpets What sort of carpets When will the carpets be laid How am I going to afford the carpets Will the carpets be in before Christmas I'm really fucking tired" Oh I had the same with me sofa..... 20 weeks sat on a blow up one till I decided , bought and was delivered | |||
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"Only a week left with my Mister I need to find my passport and dollars I should start packing Going to miss my Mister Good to know who you can trust Fuck - where is my passport!? Have you tried the sofa ? Nope not there..... " Knickers draw ? | |||
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