FabSwingers.com forum: Is this site fake?

By *iPool OP Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I am a bot.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Maybe look at your approach if you aren't having any success. Loads of people meet on here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry mate we are all too balls deep in pussy....

Cant see this thread ending well

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By *iPool OP Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

"Sorry mate we are all too balls deep in pussy....

Cant see this thread ending well

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

No. I've made a lot of friends.

Had a few social meets and fun meets.

So if a fat fucker like me can then anybody can.

You may have been unlucky - we all get time wasters.

Have you looked into attend social group meets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are highs and lows. You’ve just got to be patient and go with the flow. It’s not easy, but life rarely is.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Yessss, genuinely just remembered I've got series 4 of Mr Robot to watch! Thanks op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "

I get winks and then I send a face pic and no reply. So I am definitely scaring them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m completely fake myself, a woman hiding in the body of an Adonis.

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Maybe describing yourself as a Professional Pussy Licker makes the ladies think they need to pay you... that’s probably it...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Having a had a quick look at your profile, it could be a simple matter of saying who you are as it appears to be a contradiction.

Your user name and veris point to bi sexual, but your write up and stated sexual preference is aimed at women

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By *eeman1000Man
over a year ago

durham

Stop looking at women as pussy that would be my advice

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Op if it's not working for you perhaps you need to review you're expectations and how you're using the site. There is plenty of people meeting and having fun so there's probably a reason you're not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your bio would put all the ladies off. Comes across as very arrogant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah it's fake and everyone's a bot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met some amazing men none of whom ever used the phrase "getting pussy".

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

FuckBots here

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Change your location from Wigan then you’ll be fine OP

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm fake..

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Change your location from Wigan then you’ll be fine OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile text would be an instant delete for us tbh.

I would assume it’s similar for many other females/couples. Could be wrong though but that’s my first thought.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "

Definitely fake, it's a front for Russia to spy on the UK and Ireland to get an insight into what are weaknesses are.

If your lucky one of the Russian temptresses will choose you for pillow talk information gathering.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "

Can't get laid - blame everyone else, typical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yessss, genuinely just remembered I've got series 4 of Mr Robot to watch! Thanks op. "

Pre warning it's sad get your tissues

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By *eeman1000Man
over a year ago

durham

"Profile text would be an instant delete for us tbh.

I would assume it’s similar for many other females/couples. Could be wrong though but that’s my first thought."

100% Shakespeare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of interest OP, the guy you met wasn't fake was he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They call me Robo-Puss (TM)

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

From your approach here and your bio I’m not surprised that you’re struggling pal

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

I've obviously met a shitload of bots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "

What conclusion have you come to?

The site definitely doesn't have bots. If it did, men would be getting messages.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me?

Can't get laid - blame everyone else, typical. "

The people are real, the clubs are real, most of the meets are real.

So are the men who seem to believe that they just need to exist to have women come running.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to rewrite your profile go to socials and clubs and put that you're bi instead of straight but met a dude and had fun with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "

Ha ha, I would love to webcam with you.

Oh no, it looks like its not activated on your account, send me your email and password and I will sort that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on there must be a little old lady 99 years old who squirts on this site , please step ( limp ) forward

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"Maybe look at your approach if you aren't having any success. Loads of people meet on here x"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Type "1101001011" in the subject line so that I know you're human

As said above OP, patience is key as is maybe changing your approach to see if that has any effect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to rewrite your profile go to socials and clubs and put that you're bi instead of straight but met a dude and had fun with him "

The name also kind of gives it away

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me?

Ha ha, I would love to webcam with you.

Oh no, it looks like its not activated on your account, send me your email and password and I will sort that for you

xx"

You are such a flirt

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Yessss, genuinely just remembered I've got series 4 of Mr Robot to watch! Thanks op.

Pre warning it's sad get your tissues"

I'm off work tomorrow, I'm going to have a binge watch

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

OP, why aren't you replying to everyone who posts? You are wondering why your messages don't get replied to. This may give you an insight. Some, not all, woman get A LOT of messages each day and will only reply if a message stands out, if a profile is good/funny, if the pics are interesting/attractive x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. If you’re unsuccessful on fab it’s not your fault, it’s all the bots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strange. Im meeting on here. Not every week but meeting anyway. Perhaps im a fake like all the outhers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not fake I've had a few meets with really nice women of here and had lots of fun. You have to graft though lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me?

Ha ha, I would love to webcam with you.

Oh no, it looks like its not activated on your account, send me your email and password and I will sort that for you

You are such a flirt

Yes, but only when I've just been in the shower

he he xx

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By *eeman1000Man
over a year ago

durham

"It's not fake I've had a few meets with really nice women of here and had lots of fun. You have to graft though lol."

Sorry to break this to you mate...

You've been fucking robots!

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By *arracksCouple
over a year ago

Deal

Definitely not fake,made a few very good friends here,and kept them,regardless of whether we still play or not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to rewrite your profile go to socials and clubs and put that you're bi instead of straight but met a dude and had fun with him

The name also kind of gives it away

Yet it says he's straight lol

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Bot?

If the female accounts were bots, they would message me and make me think I had a chance.

Not sure what the point of bots that ignore men would be.

(Just bitter because it's ten days since I last met a lady from this site)

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Go to a club, the robots there are incredibly life like

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By *hom01Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Chat on the forums , be polite & respectful & conversation will follow & therefore so will meets.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "

I have more pussy then a cat sanctuary thanks fab

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By *linkyMalinkyWoman
over a year ago

South Somerset

Another bot here.

Only chose the ‘woman’ option for my profile as R2D2 wasn’t an option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh where are all the fuck-bots I want to try one

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me?

Ha ha, I would love to webcam with you.

Oh no, it looks like its not activated on your account, send me your email and password and I will sort that for you

You are such a flirt

Yes, but only when I've just been in the shower

he he xx"

And you never asked me to join...how rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all a part of your imagination!!

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "

Its not fake. Depends on the people and how they use it

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "

I'm a human and my verifications are form other real fab people.

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By *ittle Girl LostWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Sorry mate we are all too balls deep in pussy....

Cant see this thread ending well

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"I am a bot."

I make the bots. Well maybe someone from my neck of the woods

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By *ittle Girl LostWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Stop looking at women as pussy that would be my advice "

This

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By *oupleforxtrafunCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "
Maybe putting comments like pussy you’re not having much luck have a rethink on how you approach people and what you say

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By *oupleforxtrafunCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Stop looking at women as pussy that would be my advice

This

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

profile does nothing for me, sorry

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm not fake. I've had meets and even attended a social.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"110100101011101011111000101011100010100000101111101"

Well I knew you were a bot!

A real person has a much better sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "

Professional pussy licker, straight and 2 veris from a man!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah.. sometimes i feel i just imagined it all..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to "get pussy" you need to be more of a fox than a lion...

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?"

Yep. It's like an online version of Westworld. With a little less murder and mayhem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to "get pussy" you need to be more of a fox than a lion... "

As in cunning ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to "get pussy" you need to be more of a fox than a lion...

As in cunning ? "

As in strategic.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "

No idea what your conclusion is, and I'm not a man either

But I get my fare share of 'pussy'

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

Not far

Perhaps your phrase ‘ men do you actually get any pussy on here’ is your problem. That tells me a lot about your mindset and I’m sure a lot of women don’t find that attractive either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to "get pussy" you need to be more of a fox than a lion...

As in cunning ?

As in strategic. "

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Great reason for no one wanting to meet you! All the women are bots. I think I've actually heard it all now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great reason for no one wanting to meet you! All the women are bots. I think I've actually heard it all now!!! "

You ever heard a man beat box into a cave full of bats while he claps his hands to the tune of "old mcdonald"?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"110100101011101011111000101011100010100000101111101

Well I knew you were a bot!

A real person has a much better sense of humour. "

True. Its not my best programming.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

OP starts a thread and then can't be bothered to respond or interact with the answers. And complaining that no one responds to his messages. Maybe the OP is actually a bot and we've all been deceived!

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By *oldie_locks33Woman
over a year ago

Durham

Your profile is bad.

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

Definitely not fake, just inundated with single males.

“ try hitting some socials to get to know people”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional pussy licker.. who cannot get pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standard 3rd generation pleasure model here

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Been reading forums for a while but never have I seen this used as a reason for not getting meets. Lol dear me, a fake site and bots what will you boys come up with next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got all excited and started singing 'only the crumbliest flakiest milk chocolate....' until I realised the OP said fake and not Flake.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I’m completely fake myself, a woman hiding in the body of an Adonis."

As they say in true panto speak Oooh no he’s not!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m completely fake myself, a woman hiding in the body of an Adonis.

As they say in true panto speak Oooh no he’s not!!!

oh yes he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't get any 'pussy' either on here BUT do I moan about it?

NO!

That's because I get off my sexy cute 50 year old arse and go to clubs and naked spas and MEET people and actually TALK to people and get along fine being cool THEN I get invited to join them and play because I'm not a dick and EXPECT the world owes me a shag/fiddle/squeeze/grope.

If an old crinkly bloke can still charm his way with 30ish year old couples then I'm afraid the OP isn't trying hard enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got all excited and started singing 'only the crumbliest flakiest milk chocolate....' until I realised the OP said fake and not Flake."

I'll lie in a field and suck one off for you if it'll make you happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got all excited and started singing 'only the crumbliest flakiest milk chocolate....' until I realised the OP said fake and not Flake.

I'll lie in a field and suck one off for you if it'll make you happy

THIS ^^^

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I must have met an android today then. She was very convincing though.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

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By *rimtonMan
over a year ago

Bromley

I would say it’s standard procedure for social media/dating sites.

As was demonstrated by the Maddison whatsitsface site. Fake profiles , trial membership and then as the trial ends suddenly some lovely female messages the guy).

Take pof as an example.

If there are no girls there, then no guy is going to join.

If theres no guys there, the ladies won’t join.

So how did pof suddenly come into being?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say it’s standard procedure for social media/dating sites.

As was demonstrated by the Maddison whatsitsface site. Fake profiles , trial membership and then as the trial ends suddenly some lovely female messages the guy).

Take pof as an example.

If there are no girls there, then no guy is going to join.

If theres no guys there, the ladies won’t join.

So how did pof suddenly come into being? "

does pof have a pussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "

Yep agree. Im same. Ive been on and off on a few profiles but im pretty sure when my sub runs out ill not be back this time. Despite being a polite decent guy who has messaged hundreds of women without being an arse or weird and endeavouring to read profiles and conduct particular relevant chat ive had like 3 social meets in the last year and a sea of yellow in my inbox. It really is a waste of time to be frank. Im just here to keep in touch with the very few lovelies that reply. After Feb ill be off. Tinder is way better for what single guys think this site provides. It is afterall for swinging couples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say it’s standard procedure for social media/dating sites.

As was demonstrated by the Maddison whatsitsface site. Fake profiles , trial membership and then as the trial ends suddenly some lovely female messages the guy).

Take pof as an example.

If there are no girls there, then no guy is going to join.

If theres no guys there, the ladies won’t join.

So how did pof suddenly come into being?

does pof have a pussy?

Pof is what it used to say when Obelix hit someone

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"I can't get any 'pussy' either on here BUT do I moan about it?

NO!

If an old crinkly bloke can still charm his way with 30ish year old couples then I'm afraid the OP isn't trying hard enough."

This, “ OP “ it’s a lifestyle with real people and real feelings, not a shag fest. Plenty of other sites around that can cater for your requirements.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "

Does not compute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "
yes time for a change this internet domain has crashed

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"I can't get any 'pussy' either on here BUT do I moan about it?

NO!

If an old crinkly bloke can still charm his way with 30ish year old couples then I'm afraid the OP isn't trying hard enough.

This, “ OP “ it’s a lifestyle with real people and real feelings, not a shag fest. Plenty of other sites around that can cater for your requirements."

No offence meant by this posting, just a bit of friendly advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a massive difference between being a single man who is looking for sex and a male swinger. Successful men have made the effort to learn how to approach and talk to people. They have also made their profile appealing. Plenty of tips on the forums of what to do, but it will require effort and most men are adverse to that.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I am a bot."

A reindeer bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just seen another post where the author seems to think a simple message will get them a shag.

There seems to be a lot of guys here with some self righteous feeling of entitlement.

Oh the arrogance of youth.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "

Ooh look - another entitled single guy, asking people to block him...

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By *illybare partyMan
over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A professional pussy licker? So unemployed then.

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

I'm going to say it's your bio

Made me want to hurl

(brat)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. If you’re unsuccessful on fab it’s not your fault, it’s all the bots. "

Exactly this. A few 'fancy a fuck' or whatever messages and they start moaning the sites fake

I state clearly in my bio that if I'm not interested I will delete the message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a bot.

A reindeer bit."
like the antlers maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yessss, genuinely just remembered I've got series 4 of Mr Robot to watch! Thanks op. "

Series 4 is out? Omg I'm so behind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, I now wish I hadn't read that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear, I now wish I hadn't read that.

"
what?

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"I can't get any 'pussy' either on here BUT do I moan about it?

NO!

If an old crinkly bloke can still charm his way with 30ish year old couples then I'm afraid the OP isn't trying hard enough."

Very good point, and I must say you have amazing legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good point, and I must say you have amazing legs."

Definitely THIS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me?

Can't get laid - blame everyone else, typical. "

You’re becoming one of my favorite posters....

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me?

Ooh look - another entitled single guy, asking people to block him..."

I'm been getting a lot of messages lately from men who call themselves cuddly or ample telling me I am on the wrong site!

Obviously because I am not looking for them!

So yes, the site has become saturated with over entitled men, and it's time they got a grip or fucked off

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

mmmmmmmm pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me?

Ooh look - another entitled single guy, asking people to block him...

I'm been getting a lot of messages lately from men who call themselves cuddly or ample telling me I am on the wrong site!

Obviously because I am not looking for them!

So yes, the site has become saturated with over entitled men, and it's time they got a grip or fucked off

The loons get desperate when they cannae find a quine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a transformer optimus bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a bit of an inkling as to why you may not be getting many replies. That’s all I can say unfortunately. Other than that I have nothing.

Good luck

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me?

Ooh look - another entitled single guy, asking people to block him...

I'm been getting a lot of messages lately from men who call themselves cuddly or ample telling me I am on the wrong site!

Obviously because I am not looking for them!

So yes, the site has become saturated with over entitled men, and it's time they got a grip or fucked off

The loons get desperate when they cannae find a quine"

That they do 'ma loon' that they do!

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

"I've just seen another post where the author seems to think a simple message will get them a shag.

There seems to be a lot of guys here with some self righteous feeling of entitlement.

Oh the arrogance of youth."

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beep beep.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Bjork Bots?

https://youtu.be/u0cS1FaKPWY

mmmmmmmm Bjork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't possibly imagine what's putting the ladies pff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who do you think replies to all the forum comments

Malfunction....malfunction..... malfunc...

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "

OP. I don't "get any pussy"!

What I do get is the pleasure of meaning some beautiful intelligent woman, and fantastic friendly couples, who all know what the swinging scene is all about. Maybe this is not the site for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "
I'm a robot an type this as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me?

OP. I don't "get any pussy"!

What I do get is the pleasure of meaning some beautiful intelligent woman, and fantastic friendly couples, who all know what the swinging scene is all about. Maybe this is not the site for you."

Kapow.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

10 REM

20 PRINT "WE ARE THE ROBOTS"

30 GOTO 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? I'm a robot an type this as we speak

Tick the bòxes with all streets with a sign.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish most of them were bots

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"10 REM

20 PRINT "WE ARE THE ROBOTS"

30 GOTO 10 ;"

(just in case you wanted a full screen of said text rather than a running line)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Echo off

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

Computer says "No"

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

Tick the bòxes with all streets with a sign. "

This made me laugh so much. Or the cross walks or cars x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Has Funky Monkey lost control of the bots again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

Tick the bòxes with all streets with a sign.

This made me laugh so much. Or the cross walks or cars x"

Cross walks thats what I was after. I knew the robots didnt say zebra crossings when they ask us if we are robots.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I had a message from a girl in Cornwall today who's profile shows her dressed as a pirate.

On reading this thread I'm now concerned that she's actually a robot

Her profile name was "arrrrrrrr2D2" so is she a pirate or robot ?

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

These are not the bots you are looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "

Your probably right, I think people come on here just for a wank. In 1 year I only had 1 meet but you ll see more men than woman active on this site.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Yes......your in the twilight zone!

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By *assConductorMan
over a year ago

the wild

We're all like- in a simulation dude.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Unexpected item in the bagging area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a message from a girl in Cornwall today who's profile shows her dressed as a pirate.

On reading this thread I'm now concerned that she's actually a robot

Her profile name was "arrrrrrrr2D2" so is she a pirate or robot ?"

hahahahahahaha

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By *ucilleWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

I guess I'm a bot. I do have a lot of difficulty with those 'prove you're not a robot' thingies

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"10 REM

20 PRINT "WE ARE THE ROBOTS"

30 GOTO 10 ;

(just in case you wanted a full screen of said text rather than a running line)"

Monkey doffs his cap at such nerdism

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Is this site fake and just full of bots?

I've been a member for years now all my messages get deleted without reply.... So come on men do you actually get any pussy on here or have you come to the same conclusion as me? "

Course it's fake! That's why I've met my soul mate here and had sex every weekend since autumn 2018 and love every minute of it.

It has however, taken this long to get my first wife swap experience. So give the socials (generally free) and clubs (not free) a chance.

As for this site the men out number the women. So a true gem of a guy is a diamond drowning in a sea of sewage...

(Hums Kraftwerk's, we are the robots)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls deep in clunge every week, and I dont even take steroids!

The bots are just fluffers...you do have platinum membership right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get any pussy?" And there's your answer... talk like that, no wonder youte deleted without a reply

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

""Get any pussy?" And there's your answer... talk like that, no wonder youte deleted without a reply"

At least he didn't use clunge

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Oh Terry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ssssshhhh don't tell anyone this but it's actually a secret experiment being done by Sydney University!

There are only three types of entity on this site. Real people. You can tell who they are because they Sydney Uniform to go and get knotted in their profile. The AI bots. This is artificial intelligence run by the University to make it seem like some intelligent people vistit the site. They are the ones ignoring you. Then there others who are decidedly real but just as decidedly unintelligent. They might respond to you. You'll wish they hadn't and probably end up blocking them.

Sold it to ya didn't I?

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"I am a bot."

Autobots or Decepticons?

Come on OP, I can show you a single male profile who is very successful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess I'm a bot. I do have a lot of difficulty with those 'prove you're not a robot' thingies

Well you have a nice bot

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

If the bots are responsible for the dire quality of some of the messages I've received I really wish Fab would do some sort of technology upgrade making the bots improve their chat up lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're bots, Mrs is a fuck doll and I'm a mannequin and all our veris are fakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Get any pussy?" And there's your answer... talk like that, no wonder youte deleted without a reply

At least he didn't use clunge"

Clunge! Fantastic.

How about 'trim'? Don't hear that so much anymore.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

OP.

Your profile, as others have said, comes across as arrogant, almost as if you expect women to be falling at your feet!

You need to expand your profile from the few lines that already exist.

You need to express what you can bring to a meet as well as what you would expect.

You don't accommodate yet don't say why, which puts people off.

Get out to Socials and Clubs in your region so you can interact with real people, not the Bots as you so clearly view everyone else.

Honesty, Patience and Perseverance are key elements; so too is your effort to achieve results!

But all that comes over is how GREAT you are!

Yeah, we all think we are but reality always brings everyone down to earth!

Good luck.

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

Are you saying you've not had ONE reply in that time? You're definitely sending the wrong messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I think this site is THE BEST!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m completely fake myself, a woman hiding in the body of an Adonis."

....

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By *upernudeMan
over a year ago

plymouth

I think this site is one of the best for swingers, yes there are some fake people on here, but I have met some great people, some of my friends both male and female are on it, so yes it’s real, I can only think it’s your approach, that said I get messages deleted, but you move on, try and make your messages interesting and not be too pushy , unless you are a 25 year old super model, you will have to put some work into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R Tape loading error, 0:1

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Amazing how the OP, who was online till only 30 minutes ago, hasn't responded for 6 hours.

Or maybe he's just thinking he's correct and all of us are so wrong??

Time will tell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#ThereIsNoSpoon

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By *ob longMan
over a year ago

Swansea

It's not fake but so hard to meet a lady. Only bi guy's looking to suck cock crazy it is when your straight

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By *uxinteriorMan
over a year ago

south west , continental

It's definately not fake, although the site is littered with fakes!

It's just a conduit, a small aspect of multiple complex lives that you can find good social interactions, friendships and fun.

Used correctly, it Undoubtedly works if you have the right approach and the right attitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol no the site is real and it’s not that hard to get a meet you’ve just got to be yourself be polite not think just because someone’s here there going to have sex with you and it’s a given

Just be warned there are loads of fake accounts on here with people pretending to be who they aren’t

But also there are thousands of real genuine people

Just remember :-

We’re all people not objects men and women

Just because we’re here dosent mean we want sex with you

Be polite it dosent cost anything but could if your not

Everyone has there own taste in what they want that could be you but also may not be

Just be yourself be honest don’t play games and don’t mess around with people’s emotions and life’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop looking at women as pussy that would be my advice "

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Treat the ladies with respect, don't mention sex for the first few messages, or indeed let the ladies bring the subject up, offer an inviting social element, seems to work for me, I've met some lovely ladies on here, great site with great people

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

No complaints, it's been rather good. In fact too good as I got more than I bargained for with one meet I went on. Now that woman is my fiancee.

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