FabSwingers.com forum: What makes you a “Real woman”

By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having my lip and chin threaded

Also shaving my toes

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

See to me a real woman is somebody born with all of the plumbing that women tend to have. Also those pesky chromosomes also tend define "real women"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Me.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I cried when a helicopter and crew sacrificed themselves to save the president in 'London is falling' the other day...

Then realised mother nature was calling

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

*to think of.

Goddamnit I wish you could edit posts!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that matter tend to make a real woman lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cried when a helicopter and crew sacrificed themselves to save the president in 'London is falling' the other day...

Then realised mother nature was calling

That's the one. Not necessarily motherhood, you don't have to be a mother. But the fact that we're the creators of life. Fuck all to do with your size or shape or curves or angles or anything else. It's knowing that feeling when you feel the first cramp and like Gandalf your face darkens... And so it begins...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me."

yes yes yes

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were all real women

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I cried when a helicopter and crew sacrificed themselves to save the president in 'London is falling' the other day...

Then realised mother nature was calling

Exactly!!

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Also if this thread descends into some kind of transgender bashing argument I will be absolutely fuming.

It is just intended as a light hearted dig at what us girls (of all shapes/sizes/origins) do and an opportunity to laugh at ourselves xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes

I think lady hobbits do

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes

I think I was a hobbit in a past life. I have more hair on my toes than my legs x

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes

I think lady hobbits do

I eat a second breakfast as well...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to.

That might be age influenced.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes

I think I was a hobbit in a past life. I have more hair on my toes than my legs x

Maybe we're related!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

didn't know women did this! And how often?

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I drink pop straight out the 2L bottle. Don’t tell my kids lol

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

didn't know women did this! And how often?

Weekly. At least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My curves and my confidence in knowing how to use them to get what I want.

Also my ability to multitask, juggle full time work with family life, plan for Christmas and birthdays and keep calm about it all.

Also my talents in the areas of singing, dancing, sewing, cooking, entertaining...

Enough for now?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes

I think I was a hobbit in a past life. I have more hair on my toes than my legs x

Maybe we're related!"

Are you short like me too? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to.

That might be age influenced.

That's me! Rather than get annoyed at myself I now see it as a tour around the uk visiting public toilets

I may write a travellers guide regarding my may visits

Peach x

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

didn't know women did this! And how often?

Weekly. At least. "

The things I learn, even at my age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!

Just done mine

It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably

Peach x

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By *ittlesub4uWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"See to me a real woman is somebody born with all of the plumbing that women tend to have. Also those pesky chromosomes also tend define "real women""

Do you know your chromosome makeup?

I certainly don’t. And there’s plenty of cis women who also don’t have all their “plumbing” right but it doesn’t make them any less than they are.

Real women are people who identify as women.

Really wonderful people are people who don’t need to body shame other people/body types to feel validated in their own.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to.

That might be age influenced.

That's me! Rather than get annoyed at myself I now see it as a tour around the uk visiting public toilets

I may write a travellers guide regarding my may visits

Peach x"

“Wish you wee here”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ludicrous amount of time we spend thinking, worrying about, admiring, maintaining and buying products for our hair

Hair is EVERYTHING! We wish it wasn't but it is! - Fleabag ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to.

That might be age influenced.

That's me! Rather than get annoyed at myself I now see it as a tour around the uk visiting public toilets

I may write a travellers guide regarding my may visits

Peach x

“Wish you wee here”

*noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bras. Underwired torture devices but oh my god the relief when you take them off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

I pluck mine

Also, by matching men in a belching competition...

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I've spent over £1000 on hair extensions... I hate myself

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My curves and my confidence in knowing how to use them to get what I want.

Also my ability to multitask, juggle full time work with family life, plan for Christmas and birthdays and keep calm about it all.

Also my talents in the areas of singing, dancing, sewing, cooking, entertaining...

Enough for now?

All good stuff what a beautiful positive attitude (wish I knew how to do the love heart emoji) and here we all are talking about waxing our ass cracks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!

Oh i hear this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've spent over £1000 on hair extensions... I hate myself

I’m trying them for the first time next week....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spending a fortune on lady shit like manicures and permanent eyelashes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a woman has to tell you she's a real woman, then she's not a real woman

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"If a woman has to tell you she's a real woman, then she's not a real woman"

Adds to ‘shit list’

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to.

That might be age influenced.

God yes!

If it’s a big shop I have to do it in Tesco rather than Aldi - because Aldi doesn’t have toilets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My feet are always cold in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a woman has to tell you she's a real woman, then she's not a real woman

Adds to ‘shit list’

Again? For fuck sakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoken like a true bigot

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I've spent over £1000 on hair extensions... I hate myself

I’m trying them for the first time next week....

I just grew my hair! I’m too tight - and too skint - to spend money on hair extensions! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tampax

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I drink pop straight out the 2L bottle. Don’t tell my kids lol"

you disgust me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think I'm a real woman because I have nothing fake on my body rarely have anything done except the occasional pedicure and eyebrow thread and tint but we are all real women and should embrace what nature has given us

Ms D

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Spoken like a true bigot

Pardon?

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over a year ago

"Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on

When you put a towel on sticky side up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even when your youngest child is a teenager when you hear a baby cry your nipples start to tingle and you wonder if today your nipples might start to leak again

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

When you put a towel on sticky side up

I've never done that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put a towel on sticky side up

I've never done that lol"

Try it, it’s like waxing

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

When you put a towel on sticky side up

I've never done that lol

Try it, it’s like waxing

Lovely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put a towel on sticky side up

I've never done that lol

Try it, it’s like waxing

Thats enough Fab for me today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are born with pain built in. If everything goes absolutely perfectly we'll still feel pain, menstrual cramps, sore breasts, childbirth. We have it written into our dna. Men have to seek it out. That's what defines a woman to me. We're born to suffer and men aren't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put a towel on sticky side up

I've never done that lol

Try it, it’s like waxing

Thats enough Fab for me today"

Awwww what’s up cake boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put a towel on sticky side up

I've never done that lol

Try it, it’s like waxing

Thats enough Fab for me today

Awwww what’s up cake boy

Bloody fanny waxes init

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

When you put a towel on sticky side up

I've never done that lol

Try it, it’s like waxing

Thats enough Fab for me today

Awwww what’s up cake boy

Bloody fanny waxes init

We can always wax your balls instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not you sorry, just seen I missed the op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See to me a real woman is somebody born with all of the plumbing that women tend to have. Also those pesky chromosomes also tend define "real women""

Spoken like a true bigot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put a towel on sticky side up

I've never done that lol

Try it, it’s like waxing

Thats enough Fab for me today

Awwww what’s up cake boy

Bloody fanny waxes init

We can always wax your balls instead? "

yea nah im good ta.

Freshly shaven

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

When you put a towel on sticky side up

I've never done that lol

Try it, it’s like waxing

Thats enough Fab for me today

Awwww what’s up cake boy

Bloody fanny waxes init

We can always wax your balls instead?

yea nah im good ta.

Freshly shaven

Freshly shaven balls are lovely to stroke

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!

Just done mine

It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably

Peach x"

Why can't we just have a tattoo there instead?!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See to me a real woman is somebody born with all of the plumbing that women tend to have. Also those pesky chromosomes also tend define "real women"

Spoken like a true bigot."

The actual OP has asked specifically that you don't do this. This is a thread about women, not about TS bashing. If you start your own thread about that I'll post in support. But this thread is about women. Please don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put a towel on sticky side up

I've never done that lol

Try it, it’s like waxing

Thats enough Fab for me today

Awwww what’s up cake boy

Bloody fanny waxes init

We can always wax your balls instead?

yea nah im good ta.

Freshly shaven

Freshly shaven balls are lovely to stroke"

Mine aren't, I razored over the scabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes

I think lady hobbits do

I be a hobbit then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put a towel on sticky side up

I've never done that lol

Try it, it’s like waxing

Thats enough Fab for me today

Awwww what’s up cake boy

Bloody fanny waxes init

We can always wax your balls instead?

yea nah im good ta.

Freshly shaven

Freshly shaven balls are lovely to stroke"

Don't you think they feel like flumps in your mouth? Like they're made of marshmallows?

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!

Just done mine

It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably

Peach x

Why can't we just have a tattoo there instead?!?!?

Oh. No bashing my fanny tattoo either

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

When you put a towel on sticky side up

I've never done that lol

Try it, it’s like waxing

Thats enough Fab for me today

Awwww what’s up cake boy

Bloody fanny waxes init

We can always wax your balls instead?

yea nah im good ta.

Freshly shaven

Freshly shaven balls are lovely to stroke

Don't you think they feel like flumps in your mouth? Like they're made of marshmallows?

Yes lol.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!

Just done mine

It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably

Peach x

Why can't we just have a tattoo there instead?!?!?

Oh. No bashing my fanny tattoo either

You should call it your fannoo

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!

Just done mine

It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably

Peach x

Why can't we just have a tattoo there instead?!?!?

Oh. No bashing my fanny tattoo either

You should call it your fannoo"

Deffo gonna from now on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!

Just done mine

It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably

Peach x

Why can't we just have a tattoo there instead?!?!?

Oh. No bashing my fanny tattoo either

You should call it your fannoo"

Twattoo :-t

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

At 54, I'm now having to pluck 3 stray hairs outta my chin on a monthly basis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See to me a real woman is somebody born with all of the plumbing that women tend to have. Also those pesky chromosomes also tend define "real women"

Do you know your chromosome makeup?

I certainly don’t. And there’s plenty of cis women who also don’t have all their “plumbing” right but it doesn’t make them any less than they are.

Real women are people who identify as women.

Really wonderful people are people who don’t need to body shame other people/body types to feel validated in their own."

He wasn't shaming anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spending ridiculous amounts of money trying to find the perfect foundation! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At 54, I'm now having to pluck 3 stray hairs outta my chin on a monthly basis!"

Yes, me too x

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I've spent over £1000 on hair extensions... I hate myself

I’m trying them for the first time next week....

I just grew my hair! I’m too tight - and too skint - to spend money on hair extensions! X"

I'm far too impatient

I honestly think I have an addiction to them xx

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Me.

yes yes yes "

I’m hardcore, mine get epilated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could we start a toe shaving support group. I’m in

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Could we start a toe shaving support group. I’m in

Count me in too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could we start a toe shaving support group. I’m in

Count me in too x"

You have no idea how much better I feel knowing I’m not the only hairy toed woman

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Me.

yes yes yes "

Thankyou x

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Oh this has made me wince and laugh all at the same time. I will add wearing shoes you know you are going to regret by the end of the night but still wear them cause they look good

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I find that matter tend to make a real woman lol"

What does this mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See to me a real woman is somebody born with all of the plumbing that women tend to have. Also those pesky chromosomes also tend define "real women"

Spoken like a true bigot.

Yes and as I said my first post was directed at the guy I quoted. But it does seem you are saying that a trans woman is not a real women...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See to me a real woman is somebody born with all of the plumbing that women tend to have. Also those pesky chromosomes also tend define "real women"

Spoken like a true bigot.

Yes and as I said my first post was directed at the guy I quoted. But it does seem you are saying that a trans woman is not a real women..."

What I said was that this thread is about women and the OP doesn't want it to turn into a discussion about trans women. But if you start a separate thread about that I'll post in support.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Also if this thread descends into some kind of transgender bashing argument I will be absolutely fuming.

It is just intended as a light hearted dig at what us girls (of all shapes/sizes/origins) do and an opportunity to laugh at ourselves xx

Its a fun thread sweety.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

not sure about real woman, but i'm all woman!!

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!

Just done mine

It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably

Peach x

Why can't we just have a tattoo there instead?!?!?

Oh. No bashing my fanny tattoo either

You should call it your fannoo

Twattoo :-t"

Genius

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

Plucking my eyebrows

Shaving my leg's

Make up

Hair pieces oh the list is endless.

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over a year ago

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

Plucking my eyebrows

Shaving my leg's

Make up

Hair pieces oh the list is endless."

Painting your toenails and not smudging them before they dry? Feckin nightmare

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

Plucking my eyebrows

Shaving my leg's

Make up

Hair pieces oh the list is endless.

Painting your toenails and not smudging them before they dry? Feckin nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!

Just done mine

It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably

Peach x

Why can't we just have a tattoo there instead?!?!?

Oh. No bashing my fanny tattoo either

You should call it your fannoo

Twattoo :-t

Genius

Shucks

fanx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My farts are real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do poops in the toilet and they don't smell like roses

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

Plucking my eyebrows

Shaving my leg's

Make up

Hair pieces oh the list is endless.

Painting your toenails and not smudging them before they dry? Feckin nightmare

I feel your pain, even that "60 second" varnish takes about 3 hours to dry. Well it seems like it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman who aren't afraid of taking it up in the anus while eating a watermelon

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Also if this thread descends into some kind of transgender bashing argument I will be absolutely fuming.

It is just intended as a light hearted dig at what us girls (of all shapes/sizes/origins) do and an opportunity to laugh at ourselves xx

Hear hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do poops in the toilet and they don't smell like roses

Oh mine do!

You should ask santa for some of that VIPOO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do poops in the toilet and they don't smell like roses

Oh mine do!

You should ask santa for some of that VIPOO.

Seriously, go on amazon and read some of the product reviews, I nearly had a hernia laughing

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Being an amateur contortionist in order the reach everywhere with the razor and yet without fail when you've finished tieing yourself in knots you realise you missed a bit ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

XX chromosomes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being an amateur contortionist in order the reach everywhere with the razor and yet without fail when you've finished tieing yourself in knots you realise you missed a bit ??"

Yeah brushes your hand when you're putting your stockings on and you think fucks sake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've spent over £1000 on hair extensions... I hate myself

I’m trying them for the first time next week....

I just grew my hair! I’m too tight - and too skint - to spend money on hair extensions! X"

I’ve never had them before! My hair doesn’t really grow very well and is quite thin so my hairdresser had convinced me to give them a go. Apparently they’re “tape” ones (as opposed to glue ones) which are kinder to your hair. I’m excited but nervous!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your chest goes in and out as the lungs take in air and expel it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Vagina, Vagine, Pussy, Poon, Punani, Cooter, Cooch, Muff, Penis Fly Trap, Beaver, Thatched Cottage, Snatch, Cunt, Hot Pocket, Pink Taco, Wizard Sleeve, Love Tunnel, Bear Trap, Minge, Foof, Hairy Manilow, Pink Portal, Coochie Pop, Eve’s Tunnel, Harpy Nest, Lady Jane, Flap Dragon, Butter Boat, Flaming Lips, Puff Pillow.

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes

I think lady hobbits do

Hairy toes is a sign of good circulation.

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

When you put a towel on sticky side up

I've never done that lol

Try it, it’s like waxing

Thats enough Fab for me today

Awwww what’s up cake boy

Bloody fanny waxes init

We can always wax your balls instead?

yea nah im good ta.

Freshly shaven

Freshly shaven balls are lovely to stroke

Don't you think they feel like flumps in your mouth? Like they're made of marshmallows?

Yes! And the urge to sink my teeth in! OMG! It is so hard to fight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put a towel on sticky side up

I've never done that lol

Try it, it’s like waxing

Thats enough Fab for me today

Awwww what’s up cake boy

Bloody fanny waxes init

We can always wax your balls instead?

yea nah im good ta.

Freshly shaven

Freshly shaven balls are lovely to stroke

Don't you think they feel like flumps in your mouth? Like they're made of marshmallows?

Yes! And the urge to sink my teeth in! OMG! It is so hard to fight! "

It just makes me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a good woman, I'm not perfect by any means but my intentions are always good. I love hard with everything I've got and everybody who is close to me. I have scars left by people who have done me wrong. I persevere, no matter what shit life throws at me. I also have curves and a very womanly figure. I'm a very natural woman

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over a year ago

"A Vagina, Vagine, Pussy, Poon, Punani, Cooter, Cooch, Muff, Penis Fly Trap, Beaver, Thatched Cottage, Snatch, Cunt, Hot Pocket, Pink Taco, Wizard Sleeve, Love Tunnel, Bear Trap, Minge, Foof, Hairy Manilow, Pink Portal, Coochie Pop, Eve’s Tunnel, Harpy Nest, Lady Jane, Flap Dragon, Butter Boat, Flaming Lips, Puff Pillow.

You forgot twinklecave, Aunty Mary and the old velvet tardis

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

My partner asked if I was a Hobbit in my former life. Cheeky shit!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm both complex and incredibly simple

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm a good woman, I'm not perfect by any means but my intentions are always good. I love hard with everything I've got and everybody who is close to me. I have scars left by people who have done me wrong. I persevere, no matter what shit life throws at me. I also have curves and a very womanly figure. I'm a very natural woman

Beautifully put x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewww Hobbit's invasion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewww Hobbit's invasion!"
Go back to shire you potato eating hippies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real woman has an uterus

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"A real woman has an uterus "

I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A real woman has an uterus "

An uterus? You mean a uterus?

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to.

That might be age influenced.

Thought it was only

Me who felt like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I wouldnt have put a bet on it being womanly but I have the toe problem too.

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By *LOVEpinacoladasWoman
over a year ago

East Sussex

"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to.

That might be age influenced.

Thought it was only

Me who felt like this "

Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea.

Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewww Hobbit's invasion!Go back to shire you potato eating hippies!"

Look at the hairy toes!! Look at them!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay other women shave their toes! I no longer feel like a weirdo!

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over a year ago

"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to.

That might be age influenced.

Thought it was only

Me who felt like this

Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea.

Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down?"

I just gigglesnorted out loud... Omg the times I've done that!! Do you ever knock things over with them??

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"A real woman has an uterus

An uterus? You mean a uterus?"

I don’t have a uterus! Stupid tumours! Failed at this woman shit AGAIN!!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to.

That might be age influenced.

Thought it was only

Me who felt like this

Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea.

Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down?

I just gigglesnorted out loud... Omg the times I've done that!! Do you ever knock things over with them??

Leaning over a table and my boobs knocking a drink over x

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over a year ago

"A real woman has an uterus

An uterus? You mean a uterus?

I don’t have a uterus! Stupid tumours! Failed at this woman shit AGAIN!!"

A real woman is one who feels like one. What about women who had hysterectomy?

are they no longer women?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A real woman has an uterus

An uterus? You mean a uterus?

I don’t have a uterus! Stupid tumours! Failed at this woman shit AGAIN!!"

We've established hairy toed women are now hobbits

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"A real woman has an uterus

An uterus? You mean a uterus?

I don’t have a uterus! Stupid tumours! Failed at this woman shit AGAIN!!

A real woman is one who feels like one. What about women who had hysterectomy?

are they no longer women?! "

Exactlyyyy

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over a year ago

"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to.

That might be age influenced.

Thought it was only

Me who felt like this

Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea.

Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down?

I just gigglesnorted out loud... Omg the times I've done that!! Do you ever knock things over with them??

Leaning over a table and my boobs knocking a drink over x"

Yup. Or leaning over the steering wheel and honking the horn with a boob

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to.

That might be age influenced.

Thought it was only

Me who felt like this

Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea.

Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down?

I just gigglesnorted out loud... Omg the times I've done that!! Do you ever knock things over with them??

Leaning over a table and my boobs knocking a drink over x

Yup. Or leaning over the steering wheel and honking the horn with a boob

Lmfao. Yes!!! So many times x

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"A real woman has an uterus

An uterus? You mean a uterus?

I don’t have a uterus! Stupid tumours! Failed at this woman shit AGAIN!!

We've established hairy toed women are now hobbits

A hobbit with a hysterectomy. Never felt sexier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not defined by parts I conclude of. I am more than a flesh. I am a woman in soul.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to.

That might be age influenced.

Thought it was only

Me who felt like this

Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea.

Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down?

I just gigglesnorted out loud... Omg the times I've done that!! Do you ever knock things over with them??

Things?! I knock people over with mine! And don't get me started on my arse, that thing has a life of its own, always banging into tables

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over a year ago

"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to.

That might be age influenced.

Thought it was only

Me who felt like this

Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea.

Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down?

I just gigglesnorted out loud... Omg the times I've done that!! Do you ever knock things over with them??

Things?! I knock people over with mine! And don't get me started on my arse, that thing has a life of its own, always banging into tables

You wouldn't believe how many times I've been clearing up on my sons room and turned on his xbox with my butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A real woman has an uterus

An uterus? You mean a uterus?

I don’t have a uterus! Stupid tumours! Failed at this woman shit AGAIN!!"

Mine never worked, and I still don't accept being denied motherhood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A real woman has an uterus

An uterus? You mean a uterus?

I don’t have a uterus! Stupid tumours! Failed at this woman shit AGAIN!!

Mine never worked, and I still don't accept being denied motherhood. "

Hug. I'm sorry

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"A real woman has an uterus

An uterus? You mean a uterus?

I don’t have a uterus! Stupid tumours! Failed at this woman shit AGAIN!!

Mine never worked, and I still don't accept being denied motherhood. "

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By *LOVEpinacoladasWoman
over a year ago

East Sussex

"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to.

That might be age influenced.

Thought it was only

Me who felt like this

Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea.

Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down?

I just gigglesnorted out loud... Omg the times I've done that!! Do you ever knock things over with them??

Leaning over a table and my boobs knocking a drink over x

Yup. Or leaning over the steering wheel and honking the horn with a boob

Hahaha!

Terrible spatial awareness (not sure I'd associate that with being a woman mind you!) means I frequently knock things over with various body parts.

Oh, another boob-related one - wondering why my colleagues are giving me funny looks and realising I'm sitting cupping my breasts like stress balls... It's comforting!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Wonderful... I am so pleased that

Shaving my toes

Pulling hairs out of my chin, neck, eyebrows etc

Ruining nail varnish before it dries on at least 1 nail

Realising you missed the hairs on your ankle, bum bikini line etc

Forgetting to buy milk, again

All nean that I am also a real woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!

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over a year ago

"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to.

That might be age influenced.

Thought it was only

Me who felt like this

Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea.

Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down?

I just gigglesnorted out loud... Omg the times I've done that!! Do you ever knock things over with them??

Leaning over a table and my boobs knocking a drink over x

Yup. Or leaning over the steering wheel and honking the horn with a boob

Hahaha!

Terrible spatial awareness (not sure I'd associate that with being a woman mind you!) means I frequently knock things over with various body parts.

Oh, another boob-related one - wondering why my colleagues are giving me funny looks and realising I'm sitting cupping my breasts like stress balls... It's comforting!"

Also guilty of knocking things with my bum. And saying out loud i forget how big it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually feel a lot better after reading this thread. I have pcos and assumed I was only person with stray hairs EVERYWHERE.

Maybe I am a real woman after all haha

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I actually feel a lot better after reading this thread. I have pcos and assumed I was only person with stray hairs EVERYWHERE.

Maybe I am a real woman after all haha

The worst thing is that you look in the mirror and think "I'm sure I pulled that one out last night"

I think you hit a certain age and your body just decides to grow extra hairs in random places and fewer in others...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually feel a lot better after reading this thread. I have pcos and assumed I was only person with stray hairs EVERYWHERE.

Maybe I am a real woman after all haha

As ladies have said here before, when a meet is arranged one's first immediate thought is hair removal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually feel a lot better after reading this thread. I have pcos and assumed I was only person with stray hairs EVERYWHERE.

Maybe I am a real woman after all haha

The worst thing is that you look in the mirror and think "I'm sure I pulled that one out last night"

I think you hit a certain age and your body just decides to grow extra hairs in random places and fewer in others...

Bette Midler said once you reach thirty your body decides it'd quite like a life of its own

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I have a random hair that grows out of my cheek, another that grows under my chin and one that grows out of my arm.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I actually feel a lot better after reading this thread. I have pcos and assumed I was only person with stray hairs EVERYWHERE.

Maybe I am a real woman after all haha

The worst thing is that you look in the mirror and think "I'm sure I pulled that one out last night"

I think you hit a certain age and your body just decides to grow extra hairs in random places and fewer in others...

Bette Midler said once you reach thirty your body decides it'd quite like a life of its own

I'm with Bette on that one...

Though I am rather pleased with my hot flushes at the moment... we still have the summer duvet

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

We have to buy those gorgeous shoes... despite knowing full well that we will have kicked them off to dance after 30 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a random hair that grows out of my cheek, another that grows under my chin and one that grows out of my arm.

One on my jawline and two on my right arm. Stoooopid things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have to buy those gorgeous shoes... despite knowing full well that we will have kicked them off to dance after 30 minutes

I also need to buy numerous pieces of jewellery to sit in my jewellery box and never actually wear! I NEED to, I tell you!!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I have a random hair that grows out of my cheek, another that grows under my chin and one that grows out of my arm.

One on my jawline and two on my right arm. Stoooopid things

Too many to count on my chin, two on my neck, one on my cheek, a white one in my eyebrow... but bald patches on my legs. I think the leg ones emigrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A real woman has an uterus

I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I?"

I was waiting for that it was a toss up with an uterus or tits and fanny

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By *ust TL nowMan
over a year ago

Durham

"A real woman has an uterus

I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I?"

Same here !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A real woman has an uterus

I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I?

Same here !!!"

This was not a personal dig at the female race

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A real woman has an uterus

I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I?

Same here !!!

This was not a personal dig at the female race "

Dude, why don't you just quit now cos every time it looks like you've said the stupidest thing you're ever going to say you write another post

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"A real woman has an uterus

I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I?

Same here !!!

This was not a personal dig at the female race "

I understand what you were trying to say, it was just abit of a facepalm moment. I'm not offended lol

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"A real woman has an uterus

I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I?

Same here !!!

This was not a personal dig at the female race

Dude, why don't you just quit now cos every time it looks like you've said the stupidest thing you're ever going to say you write another post

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Every two days having to take tweezers to the hairs growing on your nipples. Bloody things just appear from nowhere, fully formed and 2 cm long

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s.

Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women.

I will start - shaving my toes

I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes

I think I was a hobbit in a past life. I have more hair on my toes than my legs x

Maybe we're related!

Are you short like me too? X

5'6" so slightly taller. With huge feet

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Being born a cis woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humm what makes you a real woman well I’m guessing the only answer is being born a woman every woman is a real woman in there own right no matter what shape colour or creed just seems people want to label everyone and everything sod labels you are who you are so people can take it or leave it there loss not yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started shaving my toes after turning 30.... All part of the routine now

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Oh it's a huge list of biological material, way to many items to list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A real woman has an uterus

I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I?

Same here !!!

This was not a personal dig at the female race

Dude, why don't you just quit now cos every time it looks like you've said the stupidest thing you're ever going to say you write another post

That’s me stoopid

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over a year ago

"A real woman has an uterus

I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I?

Same here !!!

This was not a personal dig at the female race

Dude, why don't you just quit now cos every time it looks like you've said the stupidest thing you're ever going to say you write another post

That’s me stoopid "

Ah, it's great to be proud of it. Gets you brilliant results

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over a year ago

"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!

Just done mine

It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably

Peach x"

Slow down on the fertiliser!

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