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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Horrific dream ever,maybe writing it down will banish it from my head. For one it was a night of stupid dreams anyway,which finished in the most horrific of nightmares...

I was a threesome with both my exes . Get that sh*t out of my thoughts right now!

On the plus side Jim's present came in handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 dildos?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"2 dildos?"

I really want to know Jim's present now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 dildos?

I really want to know Jim's present now."

Me too

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Was Jim’s present cheese that you ate before bed?

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Massive double ended dildo??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 dildos?

I really want to know Jim's present now.

Me too "

And me

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"2 dildos?"

They were yes the pair of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must have a threesome with some absolute desirables at once, erase the bad memories.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Was Jim’s present cheese that you ate before bed? "

I wish I could put it down to that but no,I think it was my body saying for God sake woman have sex,any bugger will do just have it for crying out loud

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"You must have a threesome with some absolute desirables at once, erase the bad memories. "

I'm going out shopping in a min so I'm going to grab a couple of pensioners and drag them into the disabled loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was Jim’s present cheese that you ate before bed?

I wish I could put it down to that but no,I think it was my body saying for God sake woman have sex,any bugger will do just have it for crying out loud "

I’m a bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was Jim’s present cheese that you ate before bed?

I wish I could put it down to that but no,I think it was my body saying for God sake woman have sex,any bugger will do just have it for crying out loud "

I’m a bugger!

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

The present wasn't used in my dream,the nightmare left me a wee bit turned on I'm ashamed to say so grabbed it when I woke

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Was Jim’s present cheese that you ate before bed?

I wish I could put it down to that but no,I think it was my body saying for God sake woman have sex,any bugger will do just have it for crying out loud

I’m a bugger!"

That makes you a double bugger more the merrier I say . Have you got a brother,would that be a bit weird for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must have a threesome with some absolute desirables at once, erase the bad memories.

I'm going out shopping in a min so I'm going to grab a couple of pensioners and drag them into the disabled loo "

Dont get the alarm cord wrapped round your ankles, although the addition of security guards to the rescue could be a good one. Lets hope its not just a startled old janitor with a broom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The present wasn't used in my dream,the nightmare left me a wee bit turned on I'm ashamed to say so grabbed it when I woke "

Have you named it Jim Junior?

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over a year ago

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"You must have a threesome with some absolute desirables at once, erase the bad memories.

I'm going out shopping in a min so I'm going to grab a couple of pensioners and drag them into the disabled loo

Dont get the alarm cord wrapped round your ankles, although the addition of security guards to the rescue could be a good one. Lets hope its not just a startled old janitor with a broom. "

You're giving me a great idea there Autumn I love a man in an oversized off white security guard outfit,that would top my day off nicely and definitely banish my nightmare.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail


"You must have a threesome with some absolute desirables at once, erase the bad memories.

I'm going out shopping in a min so I'm going to grab a couple of pensioners and drag them into the disabled loo "

If you can't find 2 pensioners. Would 1 be enough. me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must have a threesome with some absolute desirables at once, erase the bad memories.

I'm going out shopping in a min so I'm going to grab a couple of pensioners and drag them into the disabled loo

Dont get the alarm cord wrapped round your ankles, although the addition of security guards to the rescue could be a good one. Lets hope its not just a startled old janitor with a broom.

You're giving me a great idea there Autumn I love a man in an oversized off white security guard outfit,that would top my day off nicely and definitely banish my nightmare."

Can my old janitor with a broom just watch then, I sort of promised him now. He has a big willy.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"The present wasn't used in my dream,the nightmare left me a wee bit turned on I'm ashamed to say so grabbed it when I woke

Have you named it Jim Junior? "

I don't normally name inanimate objects but I may in this case

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"You must have a threesome with some absolute desirables at once, erase the bad memories.

I'm going out shopping in a min so I'm going to grab a couple of pensioners and drag them into the disabled loo If you can't find 2 pensioners. Would 1 be enough. me"

No I'm afraid not to fully erase the nightmare it has to be two men

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"You must have a threesome with some absolute desirables at once, erase the bad memories.

I'm going out shopping in a min so I'm going to grab a couple of pensioners and drag them into the disabled loo

Dont get the alarm cord wrapped round your ankles, although the addition of security guards to the rescue could be a good one. Lets hope its not just a startled old janitor with a broom.

You're giving me a great idea there Autumn I love a man in an oversized off white security guard outfit,that would top my day off nicely and definitely banish my nightmare.

Can my old janitor with a broom just watch then, I sort of promised him now. He has a big willy. "

Yeah sure,right tell him I'll meet him by the disabled toilets next to Specsavers in 30 min's. Oh and don't forget his broom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was Jim’s present cheese that you ate before bed?

I wish I could put it down to that but no,I think it was my body saying for God sake woman have sex,any bugger will do just have it for crying out loud

I’m a bugger!

That makes you a double bugger more the merrier I say . Have you got a brother,would that be a bit weird for you? "

I do actually and he’s much taller too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not good to dwell on nightmares doing so can lodge them in your subconscious and have them reoccur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 dildos?

They were yes the pair of them "

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Was Jim’s present cheese that you ate before bed?

I wish I could put it down to that but no,I think it was my body saying for God sake woman have sex,any bugger will do just have it for crying out loud

I’m a bugger!

That makes you a double bugger more the merrier I say . Have you got a brother,would that be a bit weird for you?

I do actually and he’s much taller too."

Does he like old women?

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Its not good to dwell on nightmares doing so can lodge them in your subconscious and have them reoccur. "

The very thought of that is quite comical,my ex boyfriend was always jealous of the fact I still had the ability to speak to my ex husband to discuss the kid's I may add and tried to make me feel shit about it,manipulative f*cker...but we'll leave that parked there with a big fat brick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was Jim’s present cheese that you ate before bed?

I wish I could put it down to that but no,I think it was my body saying for God sake woman have sex,any bugger will do just have it for crying out loud

I’m a bugger!

That makes you a double bugger more the merrier I say . Have you got a brother,would that be a bit weird for you?

I do actually and he’s much taller too.

Does he like old women?"

He’s not that much younger than you.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Was Jim’s present cheese that you ate before bed?

I wish I could put it down to that but no,I think it was my body saying for God sake woman have sex,any bugger will do just have it for crying out loud

I’m a bugger!

That makes you a double bugger more the merrier I say . Have you got a brother,would that be a bit weird for you?

I do actually and he’s much taller too.

Does he like old women?

He’s not that much younger than you."

Interesting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horrific dream ever,maybe writing it down will banish it from my head. For one it was a night of stupid dreams anyway,which finished in the most horrific of nightmares...

I was a threesome with both my exes . Get that sh*t out of my thoughts right now!

On the plus side Jim's present came in handy "

You're welcome.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Horrific dream ever,maybe writing it down will banish it from my head. For one it was a night of stupid dreams anyway,which finished in the most horrific of nightmares...

I was a threesome with both my exes . Get that sh*t out of my thoughts right now!

On the plus side Jim's present came in handy

You're welcome."

What was your present Jim? Ignite, bring it to the social please.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Horrific dream ever,maybe writing it down will banish it from my head. For one it was a night of stupid dreams anyway,which finished in the most horrific of nightmares...

I was a threesome with both my exes . Get that sh*t out of my thoughts right now!

On the plus side Jim's present came in handy

You're welcome.

What was your present Jim? Ignite, bring it to the social please. "

It's huge Meli it won't fit in my handbag

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Horrific dream ever,maybe writing it down will banish it from my head. For one it was a night of stupid dreams anyway,which finished in the most horrific of nightmares...

I was a threesome with both my exes . Get that sh*t out of my thoughts right now!

On the plus side Jim's present came in handy

You're welcome."

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