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How to be a working class Christian Grey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Leave the lights on?

Maybe pop a leg over the shoulder during missionary?

Spank your lady with a pair of long johns?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A post-coital lambrini in a chipped mug? Pretend it’s the french finest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A post-coital lambrini in a chipped mug? Pretend it’s the french finest? "

What do you mean pretend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint the lightbulb red rather than the whole room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Paint the lightbulb red rather than the whole room "

Oh that's kinky

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Forget about whips or floggers, just whack her bum with a rolled up Daily Star.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take her to Burger King on the bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nick some cable ties from your uncle Steve’s work van.

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Paint the lightbulb red rather than the whole room

Oh that's kinky "

Make sure to shut the curtains

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Nick some cable ties from your uncle Steve’s work van."

In fact - turn uncle Steve’s work van into your very own ‘red room of pain’!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paint the lightbulb red rather than the whole room "

He has defo done that before

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Nick some cable ties from your uncle Steve’s work van.

In fact - turn uncle Steve’s work van into your very own ‘red room of pain’! "

I think there’s a lady already using her uncle Steve’s work van on a weekend knocking around

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Nick some cable ties from your uncle Steve’s work van.

In fact - turn uncle Steve’s work van into your very own ‘red room of pain’!

I think there’s a lady already using her uncle Steve’s work van on a weekend knocking around "

This is true! I think the ‘tours’ are weekdays too though!

Not so much a red room of pain though - guessing the van walls are more of a magnolia with all the cum stains!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nick some cable ties from your uncle Steve’s work van.

In fact - turn uncle Steve’s work van into your very own ‘red room of pain’!

I think there’s a lady already using her uncle Steve’s work van on a weekend knocking around

This is true! I think the ‘tours’ are weekdays too though!

Not so much a red room of pain though - guessing the van walls are more of a magnolia with all the cum stains! "

Remember, no tools are kept in this van overnight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave your socks on.

Bee gees tunes in back ground

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Nick some cable ties from your uncle Steve’s work van.

In fact - turn uncle Steve’s work van into your very own ‘red room of pain’!

I think there’s a lady already using her uncle Steve’s work van on a weekend knocking around

This is true! I think the ‘tours’ are weekdays too though!

Not so much a red room of pain though - guessing the van walls are more of a magnolia with all the cum stains!

Remember, no tools are kept in this van overnight."

Nope - I think the ‘tools’ just visit the van!

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Dress up in your finest shell suit and dickie bow from poundland, every woman's a sucker for a guy in a suit.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Just kiss her in the elevator and say you can't help yourself.

Honestly, it gets us every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White puma football socks for bindings and blindfolds.

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