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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What things on a profile are a “not for me “ for you?

Mine would have to be men in women’s underwear.

Any photos with their tongue sticking out.

Any warning notices (though I do let them know about the FAQ’s regarding this and say they should delete it )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppl describing themselves as social being yet they only have pictures of them in toilet cubicle.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Wont meet smokers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny piercings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love larger ladies, real women have curves, blah blah fucking blah"., Jog on, chubby chaser. I'm a woman not a fetish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women with there tits tied up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ppl describing themselves as social being yet they only have pictures of them in toilet cubicle."

They should have photos of themselves round the back of Lidl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really feeling those Prince Albert piercings... Also have no desire to be fisted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ppl describing themselves as social being yet they only have pictures of them in toilet cubicle.

They should have photos of themselves round the back of Lidl."

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who describes themselves as a heavy cummer, that and long fingernails on a man. No just no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What things on a profile are a “not for me “ for you?

Mine would have to be men in women’s underwear.

Any photos with their tongue sticking out.

Any warning notices (though I do let them know about the FAQ’s regarding this and say they should delete it )"

Filters that should be stuck to Snapchat and the likes

Tongues out in every photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turns out that there's loads!

Phobic language. Piss poor grammar. Txt tlk m8. Misogynistic words, men in lingerie, 'must be discrete', men oozing entitlement, Brexit bores, moaning profiles and loads of pictures of bareback action. Oh and also any indication that someone is not on here of their own volition

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Message me if you want to know more.

Fill in later

Single men profiles with pics showing more of a woman than of themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slut,slag,cum dump or similar written across a woman' body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cheating on my wife she doesn't know I'm here but at least I'm HONEST

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm cheating on my wife she doesn't know I'm here but at least I'm HONEST

"

Actually, worse than that in my opinion are the profiles (I've seen a few) who seem to revel in the thought of being a married man's "dirty little secret".

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I'm cheating on my wife she doesn't know I'm here but at least I'm HONEST

"

I love that! On one hand it winds me up that somebody can't see what they actually put. On the other I love how stupid they are

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

No picture of foo, then DD don’t do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ppl describing themselves as social being yet they only have pictures of them in toilet cubicle.

They should have photos of themselves round the back of Lidl."

I've been holding off on publishing those - didn't realise they'd be appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheating

Long nails on a man (yes that includes toes)

Toilet pics (unless clearly a piss take - no pun intended)

When they get their own fucking age wrong.

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ppl describing themselves as social being yet they only have pictures of them in toilet cubicle.

They should have photos of themselves round the back of Lidl.

I've been holding off on publishing those - didn't realise they'd be appreciated. "

I only entertain those with photos round the back of Waitrose. Standards, darling, standards

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Cheating

Long nails on a man (yes that includes toes)

Toilet pics (unless clearly a piss take - no pun intended)

When they get their own fucking age wrong.

P"

2 out of 3 (I’m 44 “shhhh be wery wery qwiet”, and there’s a toilet in my video because erm..... meh, I forgot okay!)

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Too much to mention, I just know what I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm cheating on my wife she doesn't know I'm here but at least I'm HONEST

"

You'd be surprised how many of those wives are happily fucking someone else while hubby sits online being ignored and keeps the bills and mortgage paid

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

I only joined a week ago & already I have a loooong list of irks about profiles.

I appreciate not everyone is a wordsmith, but some of them are really making no attempt to inspire people to message them, let alone meet them. But maybe that's just me, maybe other women are falling over themselves to meet these guys, although judging by the onslaught of fairly desperate messages a new girl gets I suspect that's not the case.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


""I love larger ladies, real women have curves, blah blah fucking blah"., Jog on, chubby chaser. I'm a woman not a fetish. "

this

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Cheating

Long nails on a man (yes that includes toes)

Toilet pics (unless clearly a piss take - no pun intended)

When they get their own fucking age wrong.

P"

Toes? Long toenails?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheating

Long nails on a man (yes that includes toes)

Toilet pics (unless clearly a piss take - no pun intended)

When they get their own fucking age wrong.

P

Toes? Long toenails????? "

Yarp, long toenails. You know the kind that can shred a sock

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age.... That is actually starting to annoy me now. A sixty year old man putting his age as 48 to cheat the filters is pretty low to me. The guy I encountered recently saw nothing wrong in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheating

Long nails on a man (yes that includes toes)

Toilet pics (unless clearly a piss take - no pun intended)

When they get their own fucking age wrong.

P

Toes? Long toenails?????

Yarp, long toenails. You know the kind that can shred a sock

P"

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Age.... That is actually starting to annoy me now. A sixty year old man putting his age as 48 to cheat the filters is pretty low to me. The guy I encountered recently saw nothing wrong in it. "

I dont get this either. Especially the ones who say "oh, I made a mistake when I put my age in". How can you not know your age? X

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Cheating

Long nails on a man (yes that includes toes)

Toilet pics (unless clearly a piss take - no pun intended)

When they get their own fucking age wrong.

P

Toes? Long toenails?????

Yarp, long toenails. You know the kind that can shred a sock

P"

Bork.

Seriously, that's just... honestly... lost for words.

Does anyone find that attractive? Anyone?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Too much to mention, I just know what I like "

Seeing a thread just reminded me of a big no no... feet loving people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Total absence of syntax, grammar and punctuation.

Text type/talk.

Phone sex.

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"I'm cheating on my wife she doesn't know I'm here but at least I'm HONEST

"

I see it that they are being honest to potential play partners on here, as in not claiming to be an unattached man for those who choose not to meet them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm cheating on my wife she doesn't know I'm here but at least I'm HONEST

I see it that they are being honest to potential play partners on here, as in not claiming to be an unattached man for those who choose not to meet them."

That’s how I read it too

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Cheating

Long nails on a man (yes that includes toes)

Toilet pics (unless clearly a piss take - no pun intended)

When they get their own fucking age wrong.

P

Toes? Long toenails?????

Yarp, long toenails. You know the kind that can shred a sock

P"

When they describe themselves as dominant but their sum total experience of the dynamic is slapping an ass while pile driving and wanking once a month to 50 shades.

When they have "socks on" or "cum shot" pics

When they call me babe and then badly describe a sex act.

"Hey babe, want me to cum round yours, give you all nine inches and make u squirt?"

"Well actually I'm post menopausal after surgery last year and my libido wanes more than it waxes, I have a giant hernia because of the op which I'm now waiting for more surgery to fix and lack of estrogen means my hoohoo is pretty sensitive and prone to getting sore even with masses of lube, your giant dick will probably cause me discomfort and your lack of sensible communication means you are unlikely to listen when I give you a roadmap to my "O" and you'll bugger off after sorting yourself utterly failing to reciprocate properly."

Hmmm.

That's about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Age.... That is actually starting to annoy me now. A sixty year old man putting his age as 48 to cheat the filters is pretty low to me. The guy I encountered recently saw nothing wrong in it.

I dont get this either. Especially the ones who say "oh, I made a mistake when I put my age in". How can you not know your age? X "

What really gripped my shit is that he claimed to be doing it to hide his identity. Please. I had another guy claim the same thing, he was talking about remembering 1963 when according to his profile he hadn't been born for another three years. We have these filters for our own protection and we're entitled to prevent ourselves receiving messages from sixty year old men. It's a total dick move to cheat us out of that

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la


"Cheating

Long nails on a man (yes that includes toes)

Toilet pics (unless clearly a piss take - no pun intended)

When they get their own fucking age wrong.

P

Toes? Long toenails?????

Yarp, long toenails. You know the kind that can shred a sock

P

When they describe themselves as dominant but their sum total experience of the dynamic is slapping an ass while pile driving and wanking once a month to 50 shades.

When they have "socks on" or "cum shot" pics

When they call me babe and then badly describe a sex act.

"Hey babe, want me to cum round yours, give you all nine inches and make u squirt?"

"Well actually I'm post menopausal after surgery last year and my libido wanes more than it waxes, I have a giant hernia because of the op which I'm now waiting for more surgery to fix and lack of estrogen means my hoohoo is pretty sensitive and prone to getting sore even with masses of lube, your giant dick will probably cause me discomfort and your lack of sensible communication means you are unlikely to listen when I give you a roadmap to my "O" and you'll bugger off after sorting yourself utterly failing to reciprocate properly."

Hmmm.

That's about it.

"

But I bet some would still respond with "so when can we meet?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 pix all of tits....the female equivalent of 7 cock shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who describes themselves as a heavy cummer, that and long fingernails on a man. No just no. "

ffs..spat me tea out reading this one LOL!!! Im so with you on this one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when a guy messages me and it starts 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm' sorry but squirm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unwiped arses on full display.

It is fucking horrible sort it you clatty bastards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"7 pix all of tits....the female equivalent of 7 cock shots "

No it’s not the equivalent

7 pussy pics is the equivalent of dick pics.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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Profiles that say can breathe through ears or loves to lick for hours are a definite no for me, as ii know we wouldn't be compatible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unwiped arses on full display.

It is fucking horrible sort it you clatty bastards."

I must admit this isn't something I've seen... Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unwiped arses on full display.

It is fucking horrible sort it you clatty bastards.

I must admit this isn't something I've seen... Really? "

Yes.

Bare in mind. I usually look at women's photo's and sometimes couples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So both sexes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piercings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So both sexes? "

I've not seen shitty arseholes and cracks. Plenty of spunky leaky ones but not poopy.

P

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"So both sexes?

I've not seen shitty arseholes and cracks. Plenty of spunky leaky ones but not poopy.

P"

Who mentioned poop??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unwiped arses on full display.

It is fucking horrible sort it you clatty bastards.

I must admit this isn't something I've seen... Really?

Yes.

Bare in mind. I usually look at women's photo's and sometimes couples."

Here monkey here

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they have a profile on here. Sordid arghhhh

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Close-up photos of genitals (male or female)

Squirting

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Profiles that say can breathe through ears or loves to lick for hours are a definite no for me, as ii know we wouldn't be compatible."

If they need to do it for hours then I see it they are doing it wrong x

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes


""I love larger ladies, real women have curves, blah blah fucking blah"., Jog on, chubby chaser. I'm a woman not a fetish. "

Love it.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"Profiles that say can breathe through ears or loves to lick for hours are a definite no for me, as ii know we wouldn't be compatible.

If they need to do it for hours then I see it they are doing it wrong x"

Or they have a faulty penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any profiles that “guarantee” they’ll make me cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What things on a profile are a “not for me “ for you?

Mine would have to be men in women’s underwear.

Any photos with their tongue sticking out.

Any warning notices (though I do let them know about the FAQ’s regarding this and say they should delete it )"

Agree with all of that and add Snapchat filters

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Will fill in later"when the profile is months old.

Snapchat filters.

Too much "pouty / duck" face on display. I want to see a smile!

People who rant too much and put off a negative vibe

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

So many things, a lot of which have been mentioned above - I'm a picky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles who mention genuine about forty times in profile but are not veried.

Road kill vaginas

Cocks next to cans

Men in womens underwear

People who look scruffy naked :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who moan or judge when its just a simple no thanks

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Anything that's moany - I don't do this, I won't do that, I don't want that. Blah blah blah.

Profiles that have "lol" in them.

Or bantz.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Anything that's moany - I don't do this, I won't do that, I don't want that. Blah blah blah.

Profiles that have "lol" in them.

Or bantz.

"

Anyone who ignores this will be blocked ...

If they've ignored they're not going take on board that they'll be blocked ... just block them!!

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Women with there tits tied up "

Love that, can't resist messaging when I see rope

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Cheating

Long nails on a man (yes that includes toes)

Toilet pics (unless clearly a piss take - no pun intended)

When they get their own fucking age wrong.

P

Toes? Long toenails?????

Yarp, long toenails. You know the kind that can shred a sock

P

When they describe themselves as dominant but their sum total experience of the dynamic is slapping an ass while pile driving and wanking once a month to 50 shades.

When they have "socks on" or "cum shot" pics

When they call me babe and then badly describe a sex act.

"Hey babe, want me to cum round yours, give you all nine inches and make u squirt?"

"Well actually I'm post menopausal after surgery last year and my libido wanes more than it waxes, I have a giant hernia because of the op which I'm now waiting for more surgery to fix and lack of estrogen means my hoohoo is pretty sensitive and prone to getting sore even with masses of lube, your giant dick will probably cause me discomfort and your lack of sensible communication means you are unlikely to listen when I give you a roadmap to my "O" and you'll bugger off after sorting yourself utterly failing to reciprocate properly."

Hmmm.

That's about it.

"

This is erotic literature at its finest. When is your book coming out??

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Cum dripping out a vagina.. Doesn't do it for me for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much to mention, I just know what I like

Seeing a thread just reminded me of a big no no... feet loving people"

I like feet....

They stop the ends of my legs from fraying....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when a guy messages me and it starts 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm' sorry but squirm!"

Any message that contains mmmm is an instant delete and possible block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women sucking on dildos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm cheating on my wife she doesn't know I'm here but at least I'm HONEST

You'd be surprised how many of those wives are happily fucking someone else while hubby sits online being ignored and keeps the bills and mortgage paid "

Fuck, that made me chuckle!! Nice one x

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