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Always wash your cabbage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Another post reminds me of a something i'd like to share.

Once upon a time i was out in a field cutting January King for market. The field was next to a notorious lover's lane.

I happened upon a particularly impressive specimen which, unfortunately, had a used condom sitting on top of it. Not wanting to let such a fine cabbage go to waste i flicked the offending item off with my knife and into the crate it went.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleck. This is why I don’t eat veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They spray worse things on vegetables.

Buy organic!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bleck. This is why I don’t eat veg"

Indeed, i can't think of a better reason for eating meat. After all i've never seen a cow with a johnny stuck to it, as for sheep? Well, maybe in Lancashire.

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

Now I know where my cabbage patch doll came from !

I loved that doll

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I thought everyone peeled off the outer cabbage leaves before eating it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I know where my cabbage patch doll came from !

I loved that doll "

Have you still got it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought everyone peeled off the outer cabbage leaves before eating it. "

Always peel and wash before use

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now I know where my cabbage patch doll came from !

I loved that doll

Have you still got it?"

Aren't they worth a shedload of money now?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Latex allergies? Would've been better for the op to enjoy the cabbage, however he'd have liked it prepared.

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay


"Now I know where my cabbage patch doll came from !

I loved that doll

Have you still got it?

Aren't they worth a shedload of money now? "

I think it in the attic

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