FabSwingers.com forum: Need my balls emptied

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Said no one ever and got a meet out if it

Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People say this

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Pass, maybe if they were exceptionally good looking and confident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must work at some point suppose it depends if you are sexy as fuck alas would not work for moi unless I have been chatting to someone for a while then it’s banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find a quick shuffle empties the balls the very best and saves me writing such statuses or sending such messages and sounding like a sex pest with the wrong idea of how to approach a woman on Fabswingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a scroll on by message/update for me.

I imagine if I changed my status to "Need this vajayjay filling" it would go the opposite way with a few offers though

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

Could not imagine that working.

How would it stimulate a Ladies mind?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Could not imagine that working.

How would it stimulate a Ladies mind?"

It doesn't have to. It stimulates the vagina and that's enough.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Balls emptied? Terrible. Us upper league guys know that ‘drained’ works every time.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It sounds like an unpleasant medical procedure to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It sounds like an unpleasant medical procedure to me. "

"Need to get my testicles lanced again... "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It sounds like an unpleasant medical procedure to me.

"Need to get my testicles lanced again... ""

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to try it and see.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I'm going to try it and see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It works as "Bantz" nothing more...

That being said there used to be a couple local to me where the only status update they had for weeks was a "Who is going to suck my cock? Now!" almost daily?

Unless it was a coded D/s thing between them(in which case crack on) I can't imagine it yielding much.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It sounds like someone who's poor at DIY and doesn't take responsibility for themselves. Imagine going to the pub and shouting 'need booze in my belly'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So thats where ive been going wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It sounds like an unpleasant medical procedure to me.

"Need to get my testicles lanced again... ""

*wince*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't works for me

Reeks of any holes a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It works on Thursday

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I need my fanny filled but you don’t see me harrassing men (much)

Anyone?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Works for me

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

I don’t have balls

But surely it’s easier and quicker to empty them yourself?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Someone I'd been chatting to quite happily for a few weeks told me last week they needed to "dump a load in someone" that night.

Made me feel all warm and fuzzy and special, and *poof* my knickers went flying off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I'd been chatting to quite happily for a few weeks told me last week they needed to "dump a load in someone" that night.

Made me feel all warm and fuzzy and special, and *poof* my knickers went flying off."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Said no one ever and got a meet out if it

Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way

Seeing these statuses or messages do make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find a quick shuffle empties the balls the very best and saves me writing such statuses or sending such messages and sounding like a sex pest with the wrong idea of how to approach a woman on Fabswingers

If more men thought like you the Internet would be a very different place

thank you for saying this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have balls

But surely it’s easier and quicker to empty them yourself?"

I always think ffs have a wank man! Lazy so and so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t have balls

But surely it’s easier and quicker to empty them yourself?

I always think ffs have a wank man! Lazy so and so. "

With eye roll lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have balls

But surely it’s easier and quicker to empty them yourself?

I always think ffs have a wank man! Lazy so and so.

With eye roll lol "

I often think well if you can't even have a sherman tank without needing help then what use are you going to be to me? Needy is a fucking giant turn off.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Said no one ever and got a meet out if it

Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way

A few men regularly ask if I want or when last my balls were emptied. I then enquire what they think they are FULL?of and give some biological facts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have balls

But surely it’s easier and quicker to empty them yourself?

I always think ffs have a wank man! Lazy so and so.

With eye roll lol

I often think well if you can't even have a sherman tank without needing help then what use are you going to be to me? Needy is a fucking giant turn off. "

Doesn't know how to have a wank... will probably try to stick it in my belly button...

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"Said no one ever and got a meet out if it

Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way

Ever thought of Asking the folk who post these types of status,

I'm doubtful any bloke who posts on the forum has used this kind of status, if they had it'd be as a status shuffle thingy.

Seems any excuse to have a pop at blokes.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

They make me cringe when i see those status updates ,since its usually the same profiles stating it regularly,I doubt it works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen "need a big cock rn in my fanny!" many, many times and I'm guessing that works too...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need my fanny filled but you don’t see me harrassing men (much)

Anyone? "

Harassment onslaught begin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always find it odd when these people have a few verifications, I wonder if they used a different approach or if it really does work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those statuses and messages make me laugh! Especially if my reply is

and they can't see why I'm laughing so much! I might try the status: 'My Skenes gland needs draining, any offers?'

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Said no one ever and got a meet out if it

Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way

Ever thought of Asking the folk who post these types of status,

I'm doubtful any bloke who posts on the forum has used this kind of status, if they had it'd be as a status shuffle thingy.

Seems any excuse to have a pop at blokes.

So many of these messages And status updates I’d be enquiring all day and not having a pop as my forum posts states curious is all

That’s still allowed I’m sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've seen "need a big cock rn in my fanny!" many, many times and I'm guessing that works too...?

Equally as inquisitive to if it does ?!?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I've seen "need a big cock rn in my fanny!" many, many times and I'm guessing that works too...?

Sorry, I'll stop messaging you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Unless I already know you and give a damn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they don't know how to make themselves cum, then I am pretty sure, them, making me cum, will not be worth my effort... I usually block locals that put that kinda silliness up

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I've only said it as a joke when a woman work colleague/friend asked me on a night out how to make her hubby less grumpy.

So I advised her to keep his balls empty and stomach full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balls emptied? Terrible. Us upper league guys know that ‘drained’ works every time."

For an abscess?

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"Said no one ever and got a meet out if it

Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way

Ever thought of Asking the folk who post these types of status,

I'm doubtful any bloke who posts on the forum has used this kind of status, if they had it'd be as a status shuffle thingy.

Seems any excuse to have a pop at blokes.

So many of these messages And status updates I’d be enquiring all day and not having a pop as my forum posts states curious is all

That’s still allowed I’m sure

It's often said on the forum, Effort in reward out, your curiosity can only be truly answered by asking those folk who post the statuses, anything else is conjecture.

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By *hilliandspiceMan
over a year ago

Wimborne

I might be barking up the incorrect tree but personally would have thought something like "I feel the need to massage the stress from someones shoulders" might be a slightly more roundabout way but with higher statistical success.

Would like to think that as a race we have evolved further than the beating chest with fists and bellowing works. Hmmmm, ok.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

The direct approach always works for me.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

NOT! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Said no one ever and got a meet out if it

Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way

Ever thought of Asking the folk who post these types of status,

I'm doubtful any bloke who posts on the forum has used this kind of status, if they had it'd be as a status shuffle thingy.

Seems any excuse to have a pop at blokes.

So many of these messages And status updates I’d be enquiring all day and not having a pop as my forum posts states curious is all

That’s still allowed I’m sure

It's often said on the forum, Effort in reward out, your curiosity can only be truly answered by asking those folk who post the statuses, anything else is conjecture.

Well I hadn’t and wouldn’t come to any conclusion or opinion so conjecture nope thanks for your input though Have a fantastic week

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I see this a lot on my local updates ~ total turn off if you ask me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate that phrase.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Said no one ever and got a meet out if it

Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way

Would you mind awfully if I emptied my spuds over you OP?

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

"I see this a lot on my local updates ~ total turn off if you ask me!"

It's on my local updates too. Think it's probably on local updates everywhere! Plus things like "need a hole to fill" & "someone suck my cock" I mean, these offers are irresistible I'd say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This approach works 9 times out if 10 for me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Said no one ever and got a meet out if it

Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way

Would you mind awfully if I emptied my spuds over you OP?

Rain check ?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This approach works 9 times out if 10 for me x"

Well that answers my question then

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Someone asked if they could ‘dump their spunk’

I didn’t reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls that need draining ain't my problem.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When a woman thinks of the pleasures of sex.... i'd say it's more about the ups n downs of it than the final act.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I admire their honesty.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

"Someone asked if they could ‘dump their spunk’

I didn’t reply

How could you resist such an artfully worded offer?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I admire their honesty."

Honesty is admirable. Uncouth cuntishness is not.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Someone asked if they could ‘dump their spunk’

I didn’t reply

How could you resist such an artfully worded offer? "

I did think twice before deleting

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