FabSwingers.com forum: would a lot of men on here really chat up a cabbage if they thought they could fuck it

By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd guess so...some people are into that I'd imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you whisper sweet nothing to your vibrator before you fuck it? Of course not. That cabbage is getting it whether it wants to or not

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over a year ago

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Can you make a Cabbage Moist ??

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Not even sure some would bother chatting it up, think they would just fuck it.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Can you make a Cabbage Moist ?? "

Lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you make a Cabbage Moist ?? "

If you rinse first sure

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

We might get more of a response from the cabbage either way.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Some would definitely. They'd see a twinkle in its green leaves and see that as the go ahead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not as green as I am cabbage looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even sure some would bother chatting it up, think they would just fuck it."

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Some may use a watermelon... not sure about a cabbage though

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

Watermelon, now your giving the cabbage lovers new ideas, poor sexless cabbages

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

But what if it’s an attractive cabbage? ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would assume the cabbage would be getting inundated. I doubt the cabbage would even open my cock pic, sorry, message.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Are they sending the cabbage unsolicited carrot pics?

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

Maybe a Brussel sprout would be more festive and attractive to the less endowed man

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By *hMyGawdCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Cabbage more appealing than many on here

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Discuss"

Which type white? Purple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More of a cauliflower man myself

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"More of a cauliflower man myself "

Sorry, a kink too far for me

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Here's hoping

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Theres me thinking a crack in the pavement would do...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Any hole is a hole or they just make one

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Do you whisper sweet nothing to your vibrator before you fuck it? Of course not. That cabbage is getting it whether it wants to or not

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Maybe a Brussel sprout would be more festive and attractive to the less endowed man"

Smashing idea, I'll get some on the way home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More of a cauliflower man myself

Sorry, a kink too far for me

I wonder if I'm isolating myself from the larger group, perhaps I'd have more joy in the fetish scene?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the cabbage wanted spit roasted, how does one work out which end is the head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cauliflower Mayb

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"More of a cauliflower man myself

Sorry, a kink too far for me

I wonder if I'm isolating myself from the larger group, perhaps I'd have more joy in the fetish scene?"

They may tempt you down the fennel or artichoke route

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

I see a lot of bias for and against Cabbages. Discrimination in the Grocery section of the supermarket. Oh dear.

I remember a Scottish NCO calling people Cabbage if he thought they were an idiot. He was very creative in not using crude words.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Mmmm savoy

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Do those of a more eastern persuasion prefer to stick to pak choi?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Not a cabbage - no! Too many layers - too much effort! Unless it’s rotten - how would you get the centre all moist and squidgy?

Probably overthinking this - but if I were to suddenly grow a penis I’d imagine a watermelon or pumpkin would be more likely to be the object of my desire!

Of course I’d draw/carve the face and vagina of a beautiful woman on it - and take time to seduce it!

That’s just the kinda guy I’d be!

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

"Not a cabbage - no! Too many layers - too much effort! Unless it’s rotten - how would you get the centre all moist and squidgy?

Probably overthinking this - but if I were to suddenly grow a penis I’d imagine a watermelon or pumpkin would be more likely to be the object of my desire!

Of course I’d draw/carve the face and vagina of a beautiful woman on it - and take time to seduce it!

That’s just the kinda guy I’d be!

Watermelons seem a popular choice actually

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

"Discuss

Which type white? Purple?"

You can imagine that it wouldn't be long before the cabbage racism threads start, why do people put no white cabbages or iceberg on their profile

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

Why was the brussel sprout crap in bed?

It struggles to get a lardon

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Not a cabbage - no! Too many layers - too much effort! Unless it’s rotten - how would you get the centre all moist and squidgy?

Probably overthinking this - but if I were to suddenly grow a penis I’d imagine a watermelon or pumpkin would be more likely to be the object of my desire!

Of course I’d draw/carve the face and vagina of a beautiful woman on it - and take time to seduce it!

That’s just the kinda guy I’d be!

You have been on fab way to long Peachy it wopes the mind

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"More of a cauliflower man myself "

With knob cheese sauce?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

If it’s able to hold a conversation and hasn’t turned itself inside by being so far it’s own stall, in game. ((Please note I only like red cabbage and will block a brussel)

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Not a cabbage - no! Too many layers - too much effort! Unless it’s rotten - how would you get the centre all moist and squidgy?

Probably overthinking this - but if I were to suddenly grow a penis I’d imagine a watermelon or pumpkin would be more likely to be the object of my desire!

Of course I’d draw/carve the face and vagina of a beautiful woman on it - and take time to seduce it!

That’s just the kinda guy I’d be!

You have been on fab way to long Peachy it wopes the mind

My mind may be warped but at the moment, sadly, my body is pure!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"If it’s able to hold a conversation and hasn’t turned itself inside by being so far it’s own stall, in game. ((Please note I only like red cabbage and will block a brussel)"

That doesn’t make any sense Paul, seriously, drinking at this time!!

To answer the OP, no I wouldn’t fuck a cabbage but it appears that I may have fucked myself into a vegetative state

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% they would

There's 1000s of men on here sending messages to silhouette's with no veris or anything else...just hoping to get a knee trembler ...

so a cabbage probably seems quite appealing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cabbage...

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

"100% they would

There's 1000s of men on here sending messages to silhouette's with no veris or anything else...just hoping to get a knee trembler ...

so a cabbage probably seems quite appealing..."

Tbh that is what inspired my question, I remember 2 mins after joining I was inundated with people telling me my non existent pictures were stunning and would I like to meet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but I do toss the salad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking a cabbage is just one step away from necrophilia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big is the cabbage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100% they would

There's 1000s of men on here sending messages to silhouette's with no veris or anything else...just hoping to get a knee trembler ...

so a cabbage probably seems quite appealing...

Tbh that is what inspired my question, I remember 2 mins after joining I was inundated with people telling me my non existent pictures were stunning and would I like to meet lol"

And I ment every word. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?

She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?

She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage "

Rude...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not everyone on here is desperate believe it or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?

She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage

Rude..."

Lol my bad I’m not awake enough to make good jokes yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what if it’s an attractive cabbage? ... "

Great point. Like a gorgeous curly crinkly Savoy. Mmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?

She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage

Rude...

Lol my bad I’m not awake enough to make good jokes yet "

Lazy, bad Groot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?

She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage

Rude...

Lol my bad I’m not awake enough to make good jokes yet

Lazy, bad Groot

Question is how many lads have these weird plastic pussy wank tubes and how many women own vibrators or toys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?

She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage "

One of my veris says that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?

She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage

Rude...

Lol my bad I’m not awake enough to make good jokes yet

Lazy, bad Groot

Question is how many lads have these weird plastic pussy wank tubes and how many women own vibrators or toys? "

When men buy sex toys they are dirty creepy perverts.

When women buy sex toys they are sexy and empowered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?

She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage

Rude...

Lol my bad I’m not awake enough to make good jokes yet

Lazy, bad Groot

Question is how many lads have these weird plastic pussy wank tubes and how many women own vibrators or toys?

When men buy sex toys they are dirty creepy perverts.

When women buy sex toys they are sexy and empowered. "

Ah yes of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?

She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage

Rude...

Lol my bad I’m not awake enough to make good jokes yet

Lazy, bad Groot

Question is how many lads have these weird plastic pussy wank tubes and how many women own vibrators or toys?

When men buy sex toys they are dirty creepy perverts.

When women buy sex toys they are sexy and empowered. "

Or under pressure from a creepy pervert to buy one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?

She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage

Rude...

Lol my bad I’m not awake enough to make good jokes yet

Lazy, bad Groot

Question is how many lads have these weird plastic pussy wank tubes and how many women own vibrators or toys?

When men buy sex toys they are dirty creepy perverts.

When women buy sex toys they are sexy and empowered.

Or under pressure from a creepy pervert to buy one?"

That too

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?

She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage

Rude...

Lol my bad I’m not awake enough to make good jokes yet

Lazy, bad Groot

Question is how many lads have these weird plastic pussy wank tubes and how many women own vibrators or toys? "

I’ve got plenty of sex toys - because my hand just doesn’t do it for me! I’m sure it’s an issue a lot of women have!

It’s so long since I had actual sex that without the toys I’d be walking around in a permanent state of grumpiness!

#sextoyssavelives!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?

She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage

One of my veris says that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not if doctorprod has picked it.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

So many more appealing vegetables to chat up so the cabbage would have to wait until the clubs chucking out time.

Ps What's the cabbage wearing ?

Asking for a friend

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By *ucianpoundCouple
over a year ago

Cap d’Agde, France

Don’t knock cabbage, you can have a lot of fun with a few Brussels sprouts.

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

"Don’t knock cabbage, you can have a lot of fun with a few Brussels sprouts."

I guess Brussel sprouts would be more suitable for a group sex scenario

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By *ong_John2333Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Does anyone know if the cabbage is free for a meet tonight still??...

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By *eathersnlustCouple
over a year ago

stoke

you mean a leafy blinder !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Even cabbages can aim for the stars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm a woman of letters... and tomato

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

"Even cabbages can aim for the stars."

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I like cabbage water but not watersports, so i'm not sure

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By *ubbermaidbabyCouple
over a year ago

clwyd

"Don’t knock cabbage, you can have a lot of fun with a few Brussels sprouts.

I guess Brussel sprouts would be more suitable for a group sex scenario

Can’t beat a good sprout!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I talk to my watermelon while fucking it so it is a yes for me.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Rumour has it that the cabbage still received 327 copy and paste messages

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By *cd and scruffCouple
over a year ago

Rochester

I chatted up my ex at one point so its a maybe.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Rumour has it that the cabbage still received 327 copy and paste messages

Only if it's a female cabbage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rumour has it that the cabbage still received 327 copy and paste messages

Only if it's a female cabbage"

S'alright for you to say that, but we can't all afford to be that picky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rumour has it that the cabbage still received 327 copy and paste messages

Yes I did

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By *rscotsdudeMan
over a year ago

angus

I would rate my chances of getting a reply from the cabbage just as highly is getting a reply from a woman

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By *verage JosephMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

OP do you mean:

Jerp?? Or a Vegisexual

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Do I have to talk to the said cabbage in the morning ?

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"We might get more of a response from the cabbage either way.

Hahahaha hahahaha!!!!

Soooooo flippin true!

Pmsl!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'd wine and dine mine at the "savoy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can the cabbage be microwaved to warm it up a bit first?

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Ever read Portnoy's Complaint by Phillip Roth? Portnoy would've just drilled a hole through the cabbage and fucked it without a word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever read Portnoy's Complaint by Phillip Roth? Portnoy would've just drilled a hole through the cabbage and fucked it without a word."

Off to google!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More of a cauliflower man myself

Sorry, a kink too far for me

I wonder if I'm isolating myself from the larger group, perhaps I'd have more joy in the fetish scene?

They may tempt you down the fennel or artichoke route "

That's what I'm scared of.. today its cauliflower, tomorrow artichoke.. what'll happen three months down the line? I may find myself tied down, spread eagled on a bed with a pineapple in every orifice!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"More of a cauliflower man myself

Sorry, a kink too far for me

I wonder if I'm isolating myself from the larger group, perhaps I'd have more joy in the fetish scene?

They may tempt you down the fennel or artichoke route

Ho whoa whoa there ... who said anything about fruit ... turnips and swedes for you matey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More of a cauliflower man myself

Sorry, a kink too far for me

I wonder if I'm isolating myself from the larger group, perhaps I'd have more joy in the fetish scene?

They may tempt you down the fennel or artichoke route

Ho whoa whoa there ... who said anything about fruit ... turnips and swedes for you matey"

Well.. that's the slippery path we weave isn't it? Walking the thin red line of plant based edibles..

*Ghengis eyes up the fresh Basil with longing eyes*

I need a fabulous frooty flaggelating

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"More of a cauliflower man myself

Sorry, a kink too far for me

I wonder if I'm isolating myself from the larger group, perhaps I'd have more joy in the fetish scene?

They may tempt you down the fennel or artichoke route

Ho whoa whoa there ... who said anything about fruit ... turnips and swedes for you matey

Well.. that's the slippery path we weave isn't it? Walking the thin red line of plant based edibles..

*Ghengis eyes up the fresh Basil with longing eyes*

I need a fabulous frooty flaggelating

Don't make me stick bananas up your finger nails and a slice of durian in each nostril to teach you the discipline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More of a cauliflower man myself

Sorry, a kink too far for me

I wonder if I'm isolating myself from the larger group, perhaps I'd have more joy in the fetish scene?

They may tempt you down the fennel or artichoke route

Ho whoa whoa there ... who said anything about fruit ... turnips and swedes for you matey

Well.. that's the slippery path we weave isn't it? Walking the thin red line of plant based edibles..

*Ghengis eyes up the fresh Basil with longing eyes*

I need a fabulous frooty flaggelating

Don't make me stick bananas up your finger nails and a slice of durian in each nostril to teach you the discipline"

*Ghengis rolls his eyes lustily and mumbles something in German*

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"More of a cauliflower man myself

Sorry, a kink too far for me

I wonder if I'm isolating myself from the larger group, perhaps I'd have more joy in the fetish scene?

They may tempt you down the fennel or artichoke route

Ho whoa whoa there ... who said anything about fruit ... turnips and swedes for you matey

Well.. that's the slippery path we weave isn't it? Walking the thin red line of plant based edibles..

*Ghengis eyes up the fresh Basil with longing eyes*

I need a fabulous frooty flaggelating

Don't make me stick bananas up your finger nails and a slice of durian in each nostril to teach you the discipline

*Ghengis rolls his eyes lustily and mumbles something in German*"

Monkey notes a little too much enjoyment

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

‘Lady fingers’ is calling me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discuss"
lett uce discuss but I might be a cabbage I ain't fucking one though

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