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By *ix-foot-two-stu OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

I’m originally from the Midlands. In my 20s, while visiting the north east, I pulled this sexy lady and we went back to her place near Newcastle.

We were on her bed getting passionate and then she said ‘Focus’.

Pardon?

Focus!

I *am* pretty focussed right now

No. Fo-cus.

... Ah. Certainly. Love the Geordie accent

Have you ever had a miscommunication during sex which was confusing/embarrassing?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Can i cum in your arse?

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m originally from the Midlands. In my 20s, while visiting the north east, I pulled this sexy lady and we went back to her place near Newcastle.

We were on her bed getting passionate and then she said ‘Focus’.

Pardon?

Focus!

I *am* pretty focussed right now

No. Fo-cus.

... Ah. Certainly. Love the Geordie accent

Have you ever had a miscommunication during sex which was confusing/embarrassing?

Had to read that 5 times to get it. Glad it wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welsh ppl with a valleys accent say monkey and mankey exactly same! It took me ages to click when my ex was explaining about her colleagues "monkey teeth".... ... I was like "wtf are monkey teeth baby?" And she's like "nooooooahhhh, not monkey teeth, monkey teeth Steevannn!". So I'm like "that's what I said darling, monkey Teeth", and she's like "noooahhhh Steevannn!!!!", and so it went on for about twenty minutes before she finally wrote the words down so I could understand.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she wanted you to buy a Ford focus

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