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I've never been so insulted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My wife just gave me an early Christmas present, a box containing....

New trainers.

Hoodie.

Joggers.

Bluetooth headset.

Gym subscription.

I think she's trying to say the butler is getting fat

How should she make it up to me?

All sexual answers considered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good pegging on a vibrating foot pad, whilst you wear a bin bag to sweat good...if you weren't already

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond


"My wife just gave me an early Christmas present, a box containing....

New trainers.

Hoodie.

Joggers.

Bluetooth headset.

Gym subscription.

I think she's trying to say the butler is getting fat

How should she make it up to me?

All sexual answers considered "

She should get out the whips and paddles and make sure you follow through.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Use them all, and give her a new man for Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use them all, and give her a new man for Christmas.

"

I can give her a new man for Christmas, without going through all that exercise malarkey

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Use them all, and give her a new man for Christmas.

I can give her a new man for Christmas, without going through all that exercise malarkey "

Make it two and make all her Christmases cum at once.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use them all, and give her a new man for Christmas.

I can give her a new man for Christmas, without going through all that exercise malarkey

Make it two and make all her Christmases cum at once.

"

You mean two excluding me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use them all, and give her a new man for Christmas.

"

No, fuck this advice. You be you and dont let her change who you are you beautiful man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get running bitch lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get running bitch lol "

Don't talk to my wife like that

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Get running bitch lol

Don't talk to my wife like that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get running bitch lol

Don't talk to my wife like that "

I wasn’t was talkin to u lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm sure she has your best interests at heart. Now be a good un and in return buy her something fantastic for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sure she has your best interests at heart. Now be a good un and in return buy her something fantastic for Christmas "

That's all taken care of

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'm sure she has your best interests at heart. Now be a good un and in return buy her something fantastic for Christmas

That's all taken care of"
it's not a joint membership is it

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"My wife just gave me an early Christmas present, a box containing....

New trainers.

Hoodie.

Joggers.

Bluetooth headset.

Gym subscription.

I think she's trying to say the butler is getting fat

How should she make it up to me?

All sexual answers considered "

Ask her to dress up for you as that's clearly what she's asking you to do.

Then join her at the gym and do her on the benches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wife just gave me an early Christmas present, a box containing....

New trainers.

Hoodie.

Joggers.

Bluetooth headset.

Gym subscription.

I think she's trying to say the butler is getting fat

How should she make it up to me?

All sexual answers considered "

To be fair it could have been worse. It could have been.....

Stockings

Suspenders

French knickers

A maids outfit

Rubber gloves

Washing up brush

At least whilst you pretend to go to the gym you can do something constructive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sure she has your best interests at heart. Now be a good un and in return buy her something fantastic for Christmas

That's all taken care of it's not a joint membership is it "

Paris 3 nights

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Give her cagalballs and face mask. Don’t forget the diet pills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It sounds like more the pervert starter pack to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would counteract that with a week long all inclusive holiday to Rhyl, for one

She gets a holiday, you get the remote and no nagging for a week!

It's win win!

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