FabSwingers.com forum: The amazon review part 2

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was just about to post my reply and it took me a few minutes to realize why it had been removed.

So by not putting the website addy up and just the review i hope it stays.

Thankyou to the guy who just posted this funniest thing ive seen in ages

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012

By AndrewThis review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (Personal Care)

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"I was just about to post my reply and it took me a few minutes to realize why it had been removed.

So by not putting the website addy up and just the review i hope it stays.

Thankyou to the guy who just posted this funniest thing ive seen in ages

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012

By AndrewThis review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (Personal Care)

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless"

Sat outside the LG laughing my balls off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came across this product when looking for something to reduce the tickling my girlfriend was suffering during our weekly tea-bagging sessions, the mild burning sensation was pleasant at first but much like a dodgy midrange not only did this sensation quickly become unpleasant but it left an untolerable aftertaste in my girlfriend's mouth. The numbing of her tongue was handy though as it suppressed her gag reflex leading to a night that has easily made my top 3. All in all I would rate this product as an 8 which would easily be a nine if it came in strawberry flavour."

For the same product

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just read a link on a social networking site that seems quite popular doe this ad on an equally popular Swansea based online retail outlet and almost pissed my pants reading it

Lucky I had finished my hot coffee or I might have spat it over the phone

Best ever review

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just read a link on a social networking site that seems quite popular doe this ad on an equally popular Swansea based online retail outlet and almost pissed my pants reading it

Lucky I had finished my hot coffee or I might have spat it over the phone

Best ever review

To not doe

Wtf am I smoking today? Oh nothing I don't smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shave my nads dry, no foam/water etc, just me Gilette Fusion and away I go - zip, whizz, and they're off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet sensitive for me.

Never 'normal' Veet.

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