FabSwingers.com forum: An open fire

By *edonisthenry OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

How many of us fantasise about making love with a gent or lady in front of a roaring open fire while it is freezing cold and dark outside? I have ready access to the open fire but still working on the sex. Henry

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Big dining room table in front of mine ... no room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done it when I was younger! Might be a factor in why I have bad knees now! Lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

In the absence of a partner, have you got a Henry Hoover to have sex with ?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Oh Red and I have ... a magical evening spent with a wonderful lady ... and best of all ... I ended up with her as her LTP

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

We have a log burner and have played many times in front of it with each other and other couples. The only trouble is we have to open the windows on a lot of occasions as it can get too hot.

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By *edonisthenry OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Might try the hoover, but on a low setting. Probably a bit like the suction on a penis pump! You can't beat the friendliness of a nice open fire. Central heating has no character. H

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I've been handcuffed to a radiator for the heating engineer to find me. You can't do that with an open fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many of us fantasise about making love with a gent or lady in front of a roaring open fire while it is freezing cold and dark outside? I have ready access to the open fire but still working on the sex. Henry"

I've got a Henry but you have to promise to clean him out aferwards.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I've been handcuffed to a radiator for the heating engineer to find me. You can't do that with an open fire. "

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By *indy louTV/TS
over a year ago

durham

Cum n baby light my fire .....

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It’s on my wishlist.

Specifically in a remote cottage next to a loch in the Scottish Highlands.

And after a banging bang, we can have hot chocolate curled up on the sofa under a blanket, listening to the radio and chatting bollocks.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Might try the hoover, but on a low setting. Probably a bit like the suction on a penis pump! You can't beat the friendliness of a nice open fire. Central heating has no character. H"

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux, as the adverts used to say

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By *edonisthenry OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Hi La Luna. Your idea sounds fabulous and I'd happily like to help your fantasy come true. Any thoughts where in the Scottish Highlands? Near the Cairngorms for Xmas snow? Henry

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I have a log burner in the dining room and one in the lounge.

One simple rule; if you want sex in front of the fire, bring your own logs (queue "log", "wood" "faggot" jokes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been handcuffed to a radiator for the heating engineer to find me. You can't do that with an open fire. "

But you can always tie someone to landing bannisters

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By *edonisthenry OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Hi Sally. Was the heating engineer your sexual partner by any chance? I love your spirit. Henry

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By *edonisthenry OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

The Doors absolutely. How about 'Fire' by Arthur Brown and his burning crown. All completely true if you want the clip on YouTube. A crazy, inspired dude.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hi Sally. Was the heating engineer your sexual partner by any chance? I love your spirit. Henry

No not my partner. He was a man from Fab I accommodated a few times. He has given me verifications.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Hi La Luna. Your idea sounds fabulous and I'd happily like to help your fantasy come true. Any thoughts where in the Scottish Highlands? Near the Cairngorms for Xmas snow? Henry

So long as there was a plentiful supply of firewood and food i’d be happy wherever, with the right company (i’m in a soppy mood today!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi La Luna. Your idea sounds fabulous and bearded. I'd happily like to help your fantasy come true. Any thoughts where in the Scottish Highlands? Near the Cairngorms for Xmas snow? Henry

So long as there was a plentiful supply of firewood and food i’d be happy wherever, with the right company (i’m in a soppy mood today!)

Please leave me out of this !

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