FabSwingers.com forum: Sex Dolls

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you or wouldn't you get one and why?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t. They scare me and no matter how desperate I may possibly become, my hand does a bloody good job.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of a song by the great Tim Minchin

With you in my arms I feel we could just float away

With the right kind of gas, I might even try it some day

In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown

We could just float forever, whatever the weather

Whenever my inflatable lover's around

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reminds me of a song by the great Tim Minchin

With you in my arms I feel we could just float away

With the right kind of gas, I might even try it some day

In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown

We could just float forever, whatever the weather

Whenever my inflatable lover's around

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a gorgeous one in a sex shop once. I say gorgeous it was nicely crafted. But as the shopkeeper said, "how you going to get it home?".

Not that I was wanting it..!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Saw a gorgeous one in a sex shop once. I say gorgeous it was nicely crafted. But as the shopkeeper said, "how you going to get it home?".

Not that I was wanting it..!"

So he wasn't the best salesman then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Reminds me of Billy Connolly's Sexie Sadie and Lovely Raquel.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Saw a gorgeous one in a sex shop once. I say gorgeous it was nicely crafted. But as the shopkeeper said, "how you going to get it home?".

Not that I was wanting it..!

So he wasn't the best salesman then"

I'd imagine they come in a box.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reminds me of a song by the great Tim Minchin

With you in my arms I feel we could just float away

With the right kind of gas, I might even try it some day

In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown

We could just float forever, whatever the weather

Whenever my inflatable lover's around

Saw Tim minchin at Portsmouth guild Hall last month. Wonderful. He was brilliant.

Time before that we saw him at the o2 and had a quickie in the interval

There was no cheese involved, no lullaby, no white wine in the sun but it did feel very rock and roll, for a couple of nerds...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reminds me of a song by the great Tim Minchin

With you in my arms I feel we could just float away

With the right kind of gas, I might even try it some day

In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown

We could just float forever, whatever the weather

Whenever my inflatable lover's around

Saw Tim minchin at Portsmouth guild Hall last month. Wonderful. He was brilliant.

Time before that we saw him at the o2 and had a quickie in the interval

There was no cheese involved, no lullaby, no white wine in the sun but it did feel very rock and roll, for a couple of nerds... "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw a gorgeous one in a sex shop once. I say gorgeous it was nicely crafted. But as the shopkeeper said, "how you going to get it home?".

Not that I was wanting it..!

So he wasn't the best salesman then

I'd imagine they come in a box."

Yes with clear plastic windows.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. But a kinky thought just came to my mind..

I imagine being in a relationship with a dominant lady who won't allow me to have sex with her and orders me to fuck the doll.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. But a kinky thought just came to my mind..

I imagine being in a relationship with a dominant lady who won't allow me to have sex with her and orders me to fuck the doll.

But is it a doll?

Or an old bf in a plastic skin....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. But a kinky thought just came to my mind..

I imagine being in a relationship with a dominant lady who won't allow me to have sex with her and orders me to fuck the doll.

But is it a doll?

Or an old bf in a plastic skin....

Fuck knows

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I like to imagine the response of the owner of one of the 'high end' sex robots but that its been hacked and reprogrammed. There he is all "I'm in the mood for love" expecting "Oh come here big boy" but instead getting a sniggering followed by " Your not coming near me with that pathetic thing".

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ob rodMan
over a year ago

lancaster

They had one on itv programme very British brothel

an interactive 1 it was hilarious like a shit Alexa they kept shouting sexy mode at it and it was giving proper random answer about heart rate and exercise

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Saw a gorgeous one in a sex shop once. I say gorgeous it was nicely crafted. But as the shopkeeper said, "how you going to get it home?".

Not that I was wanting it..!

So he wasn't the best salesman then

I'd imagine they come in a box.

Yes with clear plastic windows."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reminds me of Billy Connolly's Sexie Sadie and Lovely Raquel."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know why but I find them really creepy. I'm being hypocritical I suppose as I use sex toys, but a whole body just makes me uncomfortable. I think it's because in most cases I've seen where they are being used the people using them usually talk to them as if they are real and have feelings and it gives me goosebumps.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one made up of lemonbuttercream.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Was Pillow Lib an early prototype?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was Pillow Lib an early prototype?"

We had too recall Lib2000 because his thrust was too hard.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Was Pillow Lib an early prototype?

We had too recall Lib2000 because his thrust was too hard."

I still have friction burns.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went with a Russian doll once but they're always full of themselves...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was Pillow Lib an early prototype?

We had too recall Lib2000 because his thrust was too hard.

I still have friction burns. "

Was called the pelvis breaker, so they tried not to model the robot too much like me and they got it wrong.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Was Pillow Lib an early prototype?

We had too recall Lib2000 because his thrust was too hard.

I still have friction burns.

Was called the pelvis breaker, so they tried not to model the robot too much like me and they got it wrong."

Ahh, that’s why I have a dislocated jaw.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We saw an interesting documentary that followed a chap who had several real doll - very lifelike - that he dressed and talked to, sat at the dinner table with, even took out in his car.

Now I realize that I should be non judgemental but in all honesty, I got the impression that he was sad & lonely and needed help.

Not a big fan.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know why but I find them really creepy. I'm being hypocritical I suppose as I use sex toys, but a whole body just makes me uncomfortable. I think it's because in most cases I've seen where they are being used the people using them usually talk to them as if they are real and have feelings and it gives me goosebumps.

True

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'm sorry but I just cant get my head around it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry but I just cant get my head around it."

I'll be your sex toy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Thay had one on channel 5 sex series, he paid £1200 for it and treated it like his partner, he was very happy with his life but I couldn't help feel sorry for him as he was holding its hand watching tv

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I've seen Westworld. I don't want to be killed in my sleep by a vengeful sexbot.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen Westworld. I don't want to be killed in my sleep by a vengeful sexbot. "
Not even a Yul Brynner one?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I've seen Westworld. I don't want to be killed in my sleep by a vengeful sexbot. Not even a Yul Brynner one?

Hmm, now I'm thinking maybe it's the perfect way to go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I've seen Westworld. I don't want to be killed in my sleep by a vengeful sexbot. Not even a Yul Brynner one?

Hmm, now I'm thinking maybe it's the perfect way to go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thay had one on channel 5 sex series, he paid £1200 for it and treated it like his partner, he was very happy with his life but I couldn't help feel sorry for him as he was holding its hand watching tv

Awe

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe "

Why awe? Why a fake when there are so many fine originals around?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe

Why awe? Why a fake when there are so many fine originals around?

Nowhere near as fine as you xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *modDMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

"Would you or wouldn't you get one and why?"

No. For all the money they cost I just think they'd be a bit of a let-down.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you or wouldn't you get one and why?

No. For all the money they cost I just think they'd be a bit of a let-down."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe

Why awe? Why a fake when there are so many fine originals around?

I feel for the guy, because I know how hard originals are to find

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as I saw the title of this thread

The episode of only fools and horses came into my mind

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As soon as I saw the title of this thread

The episode of only fools and horses came into my mind"

Me too lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

If I have to resort to shagging one of them, I might aswell kill myself as I have failed at life.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *modDMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

"If I have to resort to shagging one of them, I might aswell kill myself as I have failed at life."

Sex dolls have feelings too you know?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I have to resort to shagging one of them, I might aswell kill myself as I have failed at life.

Sex dolls have feelings too you know?"

Sorry to break this to you, I’ll attempt to be gentile. No they do not...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you or wouldn't you get one and why?"

Would you, OP?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean id have one but it's going to be an awkward conversation one day with the kids

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *sername Bi CDTV/TS
over a year ago

Richmond, North Yorks and Kent

A 3some with one strikes me as oddly appealing.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So maybe I’m just the strange one who has ??

I got a Kick out of it because it’s just

Strange. To be honest the more the night went on and my vision got blurry it almost looked real ??

It’s not something I would do when I’m straight or sober but when your a little bit out of it’s fun.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd prefer a sex robot

Fuzz

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

prefer a real lady

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an ex who worked in a simply pleasure sex shop, had someone come in asking to rent the one they had on display

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had an ex who worked in a simply pleasure sex shop, had someone come in asking to rent the one they had on display

I was watching that Yorkshire Brothel show a few days ago and they bought one for customers to use. So, that's pretty much the same thing as renting it! I think most of them come with removable vaginas so you can wash them out ready for the next person.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had an ex who worked in a simply pleasure sex shop, had someone come in asking to rent the one they had on display

"
eeew

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had an ex who worked in a simply pleasure sex shop, had someone come in asking to rent the one they had on display

eeew

I know. It doesn't appeal to me at all but whatever floats your boat I guess. I'd say there are people who would like to use them when they are full of jizz juice the end of a long day.

mmmmmmmmmm.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had an ex who worked in a simply pleasure sex shop, had someone come in asking to rent the one they had on display

eeew

I know. It doesn't appeal to me at all but whatever floats your boat I guess. I'd say there are people who would like to use them when they are full of jizz juice the end of a long day.

mmmmmmmmmm. "
butter cream rather have me and you and Chinese takeaway break will do me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your love for me is not debatable

Your sexual appetite's insatiable

You never ever make me waitable

Delectable, inflatable you.

You don't have problems with your weight at all

You never steal food off my plate at all

I never have to masturbate at all

Unstoppable, inflatable you.

You never seem to menstruate at all

So you're not angry when I'm late at all

I feel permanently felatable

Unpoppable, inflatable you.

With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away

With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day

In this ocean of life I'm never afraid we might drown

We could just float forever whatever the weather

Whenever my inflatable lover's around.

Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable

You always do what you are toldable

And if we argue you just foldable

Controllable consolable you.

My mates all reckon you are suitable

I took you round to watch the footable

And Steve and Gary said you're rootable

Commutable, refutable you.

You're never sensitive or tickly

When I rub you my skin goes prickly

It's know an static electricity

Felicity when I'm kissing you.

Your skin is so smooth I couldn't afford you with hair

You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air

Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych

To know if you get down I just perk you right up

With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.

You never wake up when I snore at all

A trait which I find quite adorable

You have a box and you are storable

Ignorable, back-doorable you.

Any sexual positions feasible

Although you don't bend at the knees at all

Your hooters are so firm and squeezable

Increasable, un-creasable you.

You don't complain about my hairy back

Or about the inches that downstairs I lack

You're not disgusted by my furry crack

Burt Bacharach, Jack Kerouac ooo.

Now birth control is not an issue

I clean it all up with a tissue

I bet my jealous friend all wish you

Were insatiably inflatably theirs.

Don’t let me down.

And I won’t let you down.

https://youtu.be/e6raVzrbqrM

Love Tim Minchin!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Reminds me of the Family Guy episode, where Chris makes a girlfriend

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Mo. I'd have a full synth robot male that's no different in touch or look and behaves like a p we human. He could do more than sex though - the chores, hard work, massages etc too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

"Had an ex who worked in a simply pleasure sex shop, had someone come in asking to rent the one they had on display

eeew

I know. It doesn't appeal to me at all but whatever floats your boat I guess. I'd say there are people who would like to use them when they are full of jizz juice the end of a long day.

mmmmmmmmmm. "

There are people on here who quite happily shag the same woman 9 other men have been through in the same session. Sounds like the same thing to me except the doll is actually a person.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread