FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies, what does you house say about you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Send me your address and I'll tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You tell me

Actually don't. I have a rug now and everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You tell me

Actually don't. I have a rug now and everything

Good enough excuse as any to come see you again. Always was a fan of your "rugs"

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Is this a new version of that show?

Cum through the keyhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you bored dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you bored dear

Send me your address and I wont be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In answer to your question. My house says I'm a mess.

I'm decorating, bad timing I know but hey ho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you bored dear

Send me your address and I wont be

I live at.....................................................come get me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you bored dear

Send me your address and I wont be

I live at.....................................................come get me

I'll find you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you bored dear

Send me your address and I wont be

I live at.....................................................come get me

I'll find you "

I’m waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distracted.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

That I have scruffy guests....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I have scruffy guests...."

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"That I have scruffy guests....

You said it was just one set of curtains...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm minimalist.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

That I desperately need to take one (or a bunch) of those ‘naked handymen’ on here up on their offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A) that I really prefer anything to housework

B) I love books far too much

C) I'm not materialistic in the slightest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inhabited by a hobo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stop evaluating yourselves and send me your address for god sake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I desperately need to take one (or a bunch) of those ‘naked handymen’ on here up on their offers "

I'm quite handy but I only wear the correct PPE. Safety first and all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I have scruffy guests....

You said it was just one set of curtains...

It's been a while, one set wasnt enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/11/19 16:34:44]

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By *LOVEpinacoladasWoman
over a year ago

East Sussex

Retro, quirky, an acquired taste ('questionable').

The owls are not what they seem!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Send me your address and I'll tell you "

My address why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m a clean freak

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over a year ago

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

My teachers were shit.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I have a very large moulting dog.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Mine is very empty without my beloved pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many children and dogs

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

"Send me your address and I'll tell you "
hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is very empty without my beloved pooch

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I live 270 houses away from you....we are practically neighbor's

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

That I'm girlier than I look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live 270 houses away from you....we are practically neighbor's "
I wish that was me

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By *otrockWoman
over a year ago

Essex

That I work way to much, often forget where I live and even my cat thinks I'm a stranger when I walk in..

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I have a thing for wood....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It says I'm organised, quirky, creative and fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a thing for wood....

And cherry tomatoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a thing for wood....

And cherry tomatoes

Would you like to see my wood and pair of cherry tomatoes?

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