FabSwingers.com forum: Who’s penis would you like in your vagina?

By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

A question for those with vaginas!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Ewan McGregor

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Chris Pratt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugh jackman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yours OP

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

*whose*

Sorry

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gerald Butler

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"Ewan McGregor

I do love Ewan McGregor will you share?

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"*whose*

Sorry

Mrs TMN x"

Quite right!! Doh!

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Yours OP"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

#youknowwhoyouare

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Ewan McGregor

I do love Ewan McGregor will you share?"

Yes! I believe he's got plenty to go around

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"Ewan McGregor

I do love Ewan McGregor will you share?

Yes! I believe he's got plenty to go around

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"*whose*

Sorry

Mrs TMN x

Quite right!! Doh!

I will let you off. Write it out ten times in your best handwriting.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I can think of a the odd one or two. Neil Gaiman's! Actually I don't so much want his actual penis in me as I want a good bit of mental masturbation with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jon Bon Jovi

Then Ian Somerhelder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many men! Not enough time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why one when you can have two. Let me think.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Why one when you can have two. Let me think.

Ahem

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I once had a really hot dream about Yul Brynner and woke up with a huge crush on him.

Not sure if he's dead now though...

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im free.....ooh, sounded like that guy from the department store TV show!...what was his name? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the University lectures

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I once had a really hot dream about Yul Brynner and woke up with a huge crush on him.

Not sure if he's dead now though...

Mrs TMN x"

I think he's been dead about 20 years or so!

But I do see the appeal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh now I've almost forgotten how it feels

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Im free.....ooh, sounded like that guy from the department store TV show!...what was his name? ??"

Mr Humphries... John Inman

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Ooh now I've almost forgotten how it feels

I’d be happy to remind you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"#youknowwhoyouare

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I once had a really hot dream about Yul Brynner and woke up with a huge crush on him.

Not sure if he's dead now though...

Mrs TMN x

I think he's been dead about 20 years or so!

But I do see the appeal

Ah. Probs not him if he's 20 years dead then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone sees Ryan Reynolds I'd very much like him to stick his pee pee inside me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jon Bon Jovi

Then Ian Somerhelder

You can’t have Jon Bon jovi. I have him locked away in my dungeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me "

Go on then...I'll take one for the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

Go on then...I'll take one for the team"

What you doing tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

Go on then...I'll take one for the team

What you doing tonight

Erm ...is that an offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

Go on then...I'll take one for the team"

Lets tag team him... He's buying the chips after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

Go on then...I'll take one for the team

What you doing tonight

Erm ...is that an offer?

Possiblyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jon Bon Jovi

Then Ian Somerhelder

Loved Ian in the Vampire Diaries... But then he got married, boooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

Go on then...I'll take one for the team

Lets tag team him... He's buying the chips after

Does he have a say in this haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

Go on then...I'll take one for the team

Lets tag team him... He's buying the chips after

Does he have a say in this haha"

I don't think you do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me "

Something dirty and appealing when banging is owned like that. People tend to get offended if it is used against them (can i bang you?)

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Another vote for Ryan Reynolds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

Go on then...I'll take one for the team

Lets tag team him... He's buying the chips after

Does he have a say in this haha

I don't think you do lol

Do you want some chips as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

Something dirty and appealing when banging is owned like that. People tend to get offended if it is used against them (can i bang you?)"

People should not be so sensitive Stephens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

Go on then...I'll take one for the team

Lets tag team him... He's buying the chips after

Does he have a say in this haha

I don't think you do lol

Do you want some chips as well? "

Haha you offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

Something dirty and appealing when banging is owned like that. People tend to get offended if it is used against them (can i bang you?)"

Well he got a threesome out of it so it worked for hjm, we got chips. It's all good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone mentioned mine yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

Go on then...I'll take one for the team

Lets tag team him... He's buying the chips after

Does he have a say in this haha

I don't think you do lol

Do you want some chips as well?

Haha you offering

May as well. But if there's 3 women and me I might need to eat off the chips for my energy levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

Something dirty and appealing when banging is owned like that. People tend to get offended if it is used against them (can i bang you?)

Well he got a threesome out of it so it worked for hjm, we got chips. It's all good!

Chips and a sausage

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By *ewtoswinging077Couple
over a year ago

by the river

Tom hardy’s

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

Something dirty and appealing when banging is owned like that. People tend to get offended if it is used against them (can i bang you?)

Well he got a threesome out of it so it worked for hjm, we got chips. It's all good!

Winners all round there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A question for those with vaginas! "
well I wouldnt mind Jose Mourhinos penis in my vagina if you could arrange it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

Something dirty and appealing when banging is owned like that. People tend to get offended if it is used against them (can i bang you?)

Well he got a threesome out of it so it worked for hjm, we got chips. It's all good!

Winners all round there

Wanna join in and make it a 5some?? Nippy will join that makes 6!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

Something dirty and appealing when banging is owned like that. People tend to get offended if it is used against them (can i bang you?)

Well he got a threesome out of it so it worked for hjm, we got chips. It's all good!

Winners all round there

Wanna join in and make it a 5some?? Nippy will join that makes 6! "

Only YOUR finger, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evan Antin

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

Something dirty and appealing when banging is owned like that. People tend to get offended if it is used against them (can i bang you?)

Well he got a threesome out of it so it worked for hjm, we got chips. It's all good!

Winners all round there

Wanna join in and make it a 5some?? Nippy will join that makes 6! "

I'm in (I say that so you know

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got my numbers all fucked. 3 ladies and him = 4

Red Monkey × 2 and Nippy

7 a 7some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me

Go on then...I'll take one for the team

Lets tag team him... He's buying the chips after

Does he have a say in this haha

I don't think you do lol

Do you want some chips as well?

Haha you offering

May as well. But if there's 3 women and me I might need to eat off the chips for my energy levels "

You supply the chips we will supply the sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I can say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like an orgy

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Got my numbers all fucked. 3 ladies and him = 4

Red Monkey × 2 and Nippy

7 a 7some

I have to bring Red too?

Oh ok then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got my numbers all fucked. 3 ladies and him = 4

Red Monkey × 2 and Nippy

7 a 7some

Make it an orgy need more sausages to go with those chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got my numbers all fucked. 3 ladies and him = 4

Red Monkey × 2 and Nippy

7 a 7some

Make it an orgy need more sausages to go with those chips "

Good plan! Lets make it an orgy!! Battered sausages sound good to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be the start of something beautiful

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Got my numbers all fucked. 3 ladies and him = 4

Red Monkey × 2 and Nippy

7 a 7some

Make it an orgy need more sausages to go with those chips

Good plan! Lets make it an orgy!! Battered sausages sound good to me!"

Fish supper anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be the start of something beautiful "

Your gonna need more chips hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure I can say

It's me isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All 3 of the Hemsworth brothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sofia Vergara please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got my numbers all fucked. 3 ladies and him = 4

Red Monkey × 2 and Nippy

7 a 7some

Make it an orgy need more sausages to go with those chips

Good plan! Lets make it an orgy!! Battered sausages sound good to me!

Fish supper anyone?"

I keep seeing the name Nippy on the forum....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr ABC's, he's a fittie

But should someone care to join us , say, i don't know, Ryan Reynolds , Jake Gyllenhaal and Liam Hemsworth, then I guess that would be ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure I can say

It's me isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got my numbers all fucked. 3 ladies and him = 4

Red Monkey × 2 and Nippy

7 a 7some

Make it an orgy need more sausages to go with those chips

Good plan! Lets make it an orgy!! Battered sausages sound good to me!

Fish supper anyone?

I keep seeing the name Nippy on the forum....

I keep seeing that too.

Weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be the start of something beautiful

Your gonna need more chips hun

I'll just buy the bloody chip shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got my numbers all fucked. 3 ladies and him = 4

Red Monkey × 2 and Nippy

7 a 7some

Make it an orgy need more sausages to go with those chips

Good plan! Lets make it an orgy!! Battered sausages sound good to me!

Fish supper anyone?

I keep seeing the name Nippy on the forum....

I keep seeing that too.

Weird!

Even when you close your eyes, right...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be the start of something beautiful

Your gonna need more chips hun

I'll just buy the bloody chip shop "

Make sure it has a dungeon! Ooooh the Swinging Chippy!!

Specialities include jumbo battered sausage and large buttery baps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got my numbers all fucked. 3 ladies and him = 4

Red Monkey × 2 and Nippy

7 a 7some

Make it an orgy need more sausages to go with those chips

Good plan! Lets make it an orgy!! Battered sausages sound good to me!

Fish supper anyone?

I keep seeing the name Nippy on the forum....

I keep seeing that too.

Weird!

Even when you close your eyes, right...?

Yes even with my eyes closed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jensen Ackles

Chris Hemsworth

Theo James

Travis Fimmel - only if he has his Vikings look though

Tom Ellis - because who wouldn't want to fuck the Devil

Max Irons - only because his Dad's a little old now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jensen Ackles

Chris Hemsworth

Theo James

Travis Fimmel - only if he has his Vikings look though

Tom Ellis - because who wouldn't want to fuck the Devil

Max Irons - only because his Dad's a little old now

You have some o the tiniest pictures I've seen on Fab.

Did you take them with a tiny camera?

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

James Purefoy please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got my numbers all fucked. 3 ladies and him = 4

Red Monkey × 2 and Nippy

7 a 7some

Make it an orgy need more sausages to go with those chips

Good plan! Lets make it an orgy!! Battered sausages sound good to me!

Fish supper anyone?

I keep seeing the name Nippy on the forum....

I keep seeing that too.

Weird!

Even when you close your eyes, right...?

Yes even with my eyes closed! "

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Got my numbers all fucked. 3 ladies and him = 4

Red Monkey × 2 and Nippy

7 a 7some

Make it an orgy need more sausages to go with those chips

Good plan! Lets make it an orgy!! Battered sausages sound good to me!

Fish supper anyone?

I keep seeing the name Nippy on the forum....

I keep seeing that too.

Weird!

Even when you close your eyes, right...?

Yes even with my eyes closed!

Hangs around? Like a bad smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jensen Ackles

Chris Hemsworth

Theo James

Travis Fimmel - only if he has his Vikings look though

Tom Ellis - because who wouldn't want to fuck the Devil

Max Irons - only because his Dad's a little old now

You have some o the tiniest pictures I've seen on Fab.

Did you take them with a tiny camera?"

Haha nope, some have been cropped to hide some background stuff or my face - my ex is on here so need the privacy

Sorry to disappoint with my mini pics, didn't realise they were so small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has been a funny development and an fun read, you should change the subject to “who else wants chips?”??

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"This has been a funny development and an fun read, you should change the subject to “who else wants chips?”??"

Or "whose in for chips"

Sorry OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a really hot dream about Yul Brynner and woke up with a huge crush on him.

Not sure if he's dead now though...

Mrs TMN x"

I hope I wasn't in that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jensen Ackles

Chris Hemsworth

Theo James

Travis Fimmel - only if he has his Vikings look though

Tom Ellis - because who wouldn't want to fuck the Devil

Max Irons - only because his Dad's a little old now

You have some o the tiniest pictures I've seen on Fab.

Did you take them with a tiny camera?

Haha nope, some have been cropped to hide some background stuff or my face - my ex is on here so need the privacy

Sorry to disappoint with my mini pics, didn't realise they were so small

Don't be sorry - I just wanted to zoom in.

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Jensen Ackles

Chris Hemsworth

Theo James

Travis Fimmel - only if he has his Vikings look though

Tom Ellis - because who wouldn't want to fuck the Devil

Max Irons - only because his Dad's a little old now

You have some o the tiniest pictures I've seen on Fab.

Did you take them with a tiny camera?

Haha nope, some have been cropped to hide some background stuff or my face - my ex is on here so need the privacy

Sorry to disappoint with my mini pics, didn't realise they were so small

Don't be sorry - I just wanted to zoom in.

I tried too

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By *LOVEpinacoladasWoman
over a year ago

East Sussex

Cillian Murphy, pretty please! 3

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I once had a really hot dream about Yul Brynner and woke up with a huge crush on him.

Not sure if he's dead now though...

Mrs TMN x

I hope I wasn't in that one

Bloody hell, me me me, even in my necrophiliac dreams!

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Why do women like such ugly men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whose...lol

Jason Momoa ..oh yes

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

"Whose...lol

Jason Momoa ..oh yes"

You know he models himself after a teenage girl? denise huxtable from the cosby show from when she got dreadlocks. He was obsessed with her, coppied her look, and later went on to marry her.

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By *liviaGTV/TS
over a year ago

Preston

Mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicola Sturgeon

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Mine lol"
lol

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Q the Jason Momoa Ticks or so I thought,,

I mean if I had a wizards sleeve, I'd be thinking he be a bit delish,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow is Dublin full of hot guys lol

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Why do women like such ugly men?"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Why do women like such ugly men?"

They're only looking at the penis aren't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why one when you can have two. Let me think.

"
2 is always better than one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"#youknowwhoyouare

Yes, I know, but don’t pester me, I’ll get around to you eventually

(I wish)

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Jensen Ackles

Chris Hemsworth

Theo James

Travis Fimmel - only if he has his Vikings look though

Tom Ellis - because who wouldn't want to fuck the Devil

Max Irons - only because his Dad's a little old now

Now you're just being greedy!

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Wow is Dublin full of hot guys lol

"
yep, sure the whole world knows this, we took the Italians crown a few years ago,,

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Whose...lol

Jason Momoa ..oh yes

You know he models himself after a teenage girl? denise huxtable from the cosby show from when she got dreadlocks. He was obsessed with her, coppied her look, and later went on to marry her."
lol dude your talking about Lisa Bonet, most of the world was mad about her back then, she was and many still consider her to be one of the most beautiful humans on the planet, so the fact that he took his chance and landed his dream girl only gets the guy more bonus points,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of Celebs but in reality, some of the guys on my Friends List will do. I've vetted them all so I know what to expect

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

"A question for those with vaginas! "

Yours

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

No Boris yet?

All that Brexit talk...

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Jason Momoa or Travis Fimmel please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pick Jesus.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I pick Jesus."

Gabriel Jesus? The Manchester City player?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pick Jesus.

Gabriel Jesus? The Manchester City player?

Nope, Jesus who’s birthday is on the 25th December.

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I pick Jesus."
even he could not sort out all your sins ffs,

He would Quit and leave, causing a world mess,

Pick again will ya,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pick Jesus. even he could not sort out all your sins ffs,

He would Quit and leave, causing a world mess,

Pick again will ya,

Nah. I’m happy with my choice!

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"I pick Jesus. even he could not sort out all your sins ffs,

He would Quit and leave, causing a world mess,

Pick again will ya,

Nah. I’m happy with my choice!"

He loves it when you shout his name when you cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pick Jesus. even he could not sort out all your sins ffs,

He would Quit and leave, causing a world mess,

Pick again will ya,

Nah. I’m happy with my choice!"

May the Lord help you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pick Jesus. even he could not sort out all your sins ffs,

He would Quit and leave, causing a world mess,

Pick again will ya,

Nah. I’m happy with my choice!

May the Lord help you!"

And may the Holy Spirit shine upon you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pick Jesus. even he could not sort out all your sins ffs,

He would Quit and leave, causing a world mess,

Pick again will ya,

Nah. I’m happy with my choice!

He loves it when you shout his name when you cum"

I know, tried and tested.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Paul Kaye. He can ruin me anyday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be the start of something beautiful

Your gonna need more chips hun

I'll just buy the bloody chip shop

Make sure it has a dungeon! Ooooh the Swinging Chippy!!

Specialities include jumbo battered sau

sage and large buttery baps!

There should be a permaforum... the Swinging Chippy. Geeat title.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pick Jesus. even he could not sort out all your sins ffs,

He would Quit and leave, causing a world mess,

Pick again will ya,

Nah. I’m happy with my choice!

May the Lord help you!

And may the Holy Spirit shine upon you.

Through a “shaft” of light I suppose.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

There’s a few from here, they know already and some don’t, yet

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

Mines going free if anyone wants to borrow it!

I'm having a chilled night off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some interesting answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone normal ... handsome and not one who spreads it around too much

Cheers

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A question for those with vaginas! "

Charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pick Jesus. even he could not sort out all your sins ffs,

He would Quit and leave, causing a world mess,

Pick again will ya,

Nah. I’m happy with my choice!

He loves it when you shout his name when you cum

He likes it better when you call his dad’s name. Most guys aren’t big on that

I know, tried and tested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone normal ... handsome and not one who spreads it around too much

Cheers

Well hello...

Oh sorry, you said handsome. My bad

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Real quick, does anyone wanna bang me "

I would, you're a hottie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like, umm, his.., no actually his, yep I'll have that one! The one that will fit just right

Peach x

Ps Yes it's you...

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Jon Bon Jovi

Then Ian Somerhelder

You can’t have Jon Bon jovi. I have him locked away in my dungeon "

I went to see Bon Jovi in June, I got right to the front and got some pretty good pics of Jonny boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like, umm, his.., no actually his, yep I'll have that one! The one that will fit just right

Peach x

Ps Yes it's you..."

Would you like to try mine for size

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I would like, umm, his.., no actually his, yep I'll have that one! The one that will fit just right

Peach x

Ps Yes it's you...

Would you like to try mine for size

Why do I never get offers like this?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I would like, umm, his.., no actually his, yep I'll have that one! The one that will fit just right

Peach x

Ps Yes it's you...

Would you like to try mine for size

Why do I never get offers like this?

That may get you flooding ... no ... sorry ... that may get you offers flooding in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like, umm, his.., no actually his, yep I'll have that one! The one that will fit just right

Peach x

Ps Yes it's you...

Would you like to try mine for size

Sweet! Pop it in the post and I'll try it out for 24 hrs. If it's faulty or doesn't fit can I return it please?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would any of you sexy ladies want my penis inside your vagina??

x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Hardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jon Bon Jovi

Then Ian Somerhelder

You can’t have Jon Bon jovi. I have him locked away in my dungeon "

I'm gonna spring him free only to suspend him in mine along with OP, Genghis and Oreo

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Mine is available to the right lady. How lucky you could be. Any takers? Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben Chilwell

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Jon Bon Jovi

Then Ian Somerhelder

Loved Ian in the Vampire Diaries... But then he got married, boooooo"

Same...mmm him and stephan...yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not saying but he knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Hardy’s

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

They know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take Jason Momoa and his penis tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have beasts thanks... Failing that I suppose Jason mamoa, Joe manganiello or Hugh Jackman will do

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I pick Jesus. even he could not sort out all your sins ffs,

He would Quit and leave, causing a world mess,

Pick again will ya,

Nah. I’m happy with my choice!"
well we know u are but think of the fall out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take Jason Momoa and his penis tonight

Hell yes!! Can we share??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jon Bon Jovi

Then Ian Somerhelder

Loved Ian in the Vampire Diaries... But then he got married, boooooo

Same...mmm him and stephan...yes please"

Lol marriage doesnt stop me!!!!

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I'll take Jason Momoa and his penis tonight

Hell yes!! Can we share??"
now that there would be 1 Hell of a sexy Sandwich, if Mr Momoa ain't available girls drop me a bell,, I'll provide the meat,,

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Whoever is below

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever is below

Hello

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Whoever is below

Hello

That was lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norman Reedus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take Jason Momoa and his penis tonight

Hell yes!! Can we share?? now that there would be 1 Hell of a sexy Sandwich, if Mr Momoa ain't available girls drop me a bell,, I'll provide the meat,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CTRL+F Morningstar.

No results found.

Fine, it's getting sealed off!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Chris Hemsworth or that one who posted up there ^^^^ x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chris Hemsworth or that one who posted up there ^^^^ x"

Hemsworth brothers are decent

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Chris Hemsworth or that one who posted up there ^^^^ x

Hemsworth brothers are decent

Understatement of the year. They are Adonis' x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chris Hemsworth or that one who posted up there ^^^^ x

Hemsworth brothers are decent

Understatement of the year. They are Adonis' x"

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I've not read the thread, I felt a disturbance in the force though..

It's mine isn't it

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

They know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boyfriend’s

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"My boyfriend’s

He’s a lucky guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My boyfriend’s

He’s a lucky guy. "

Seconded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thirdies

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By *randomwhitedudeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Anyone care for mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a really hot dream about Yul Brynner and woke up with a huge crush on him.

Not sure if he's dead now though...

Mrs TMN x"

Bald man here!!! Yul Brynner lookalike!! Lol

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Anyone care for mine? "

Bloody hell, that's mighty fine penis you have there! My vagina says hi!

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By *randomwhitedudeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Anyone care for mine?

Bloody hell, that's mighty fine penis you have there! My vagina says hi!"

My penis waves back

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Anyone care for mine?

Bloody hell, that's mighty fine penis you have there! My vagina says hi!

My penis waves back "

Oh, multi talented

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By *randomwhitedudeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Anyone care for mine?

Bloody hell, that's mighty fine penis you have there! My vagina says hi!

My penis waves back

Oh, multi talented

I can do it with no hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone care for mine?

Bloody hell, that's mighty fine penis you have there! My vagina says hi!

My penis waves back

Oh, multi talented

I can do it with no hands

No one likes a show off... ; )

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Anyone care for mine?

Bloody hell, that's mighty fine penis you have there! My vagina says hi!

My penis waves back

Oh, multi talented

I can do it with no hands

No one likes a show off... ; )

I do! At least, my vagina seems to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be the start of something beautiful

Your gonna need more chips hun

I'll just buy the bloody chip shop

Make sure it has a dungeon! Ooooh the Swinging Chippy!!

Specialities include jumbo battered sausage and large buttery baps!

You forgot the fish cakes..

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By *ent and bratCouple
over a year ago

here there everywhere

Dont ask me to explain it but Daryl from the walking dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No contest.. my very hot n sexy Mr j

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