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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there anything rustling your Jimmies today?? Is your shit itching with issues you wish to share?

I'll start

So a friend of a friend is chatting to a hot guy right, he is kind of hot and on my.. er her hotlist.

(Which is a list of people who are hot)

Well my question is;

How soon can he be relegated to HER friends list?

And should I..er she, ye she show him her boobicles before or after the add??

It is a pickle

Any advice would be greatly appreciated

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By *ason.Man
over a year ago

west yorkshire

Crack on straight away

Life is too short x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crack on straight away

Life is too short x"

But it might go down like a Nuns knickers in a cucumber field

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crack on straight away

Life is too short x

But it might go down like a Nuns knickers in a cucumber field "

Nuns knickers in a cucumber field!! brilliant! X

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By *ason.Man
over a year ago

west yorkshire


"Crack on straight away

Life is too short x

But it might go down like a Nuns knickers in a cucumber field "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crack on straight away

Life is too short x

But it might go down like a Nuns knickers in a cucumber field "

sooo funny!

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By *ason.Man
over a year ago

west yorkshire

I am sure I have seen that video on porn hun

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble


"Crack on straight away

Life is too short x

But it might go down like a Nuns knickers in a cucumber field "

I normally suggest a hour perv on our friends pics so there is a get out clause if we don't like each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there anything rustling your Jimmies today?? Is your shit itching with issues you wish to share?

I'll start

So a friend of a friend is chatting to a hot guy right, he is kind of hot and on my.. er her hotlist.

(Which is a list of people who are hot)

Well my question is;

How soon can he be relegated to HER friends list?

And should I..er she, ye she show him her boobicles before or after the add??

It is a pickle

Any advice would be greatly appreciated "

and she knows hes on your hotlist which of course only has really HOT people on it?

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By *ason.Man
over a year ago

west yorkshire

And who is the lucky hot guy?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's right for you might not be right for him..... .....but you're more important, so fuck it.....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Be classy, keep those boobs hidden. Men aren't that interested in boobs really. Tell your friend to just add him to her friends list (have you, sorry has she spoken to him a bit now?). Life's too short for your friend to be cobwebbing over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologise profusely whilst stuffing his inbox with boobies and accidently pressing the friend request button. It just happened.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You should bitch slap your friend and tell her to step off your patch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be classy, keep those boobs hidden. Men aren't that interested in boobs really. Tell your friend to just add him to her friends list (have you, sorry has she spoken to him a bit now?). Life's too short for your friend to be cobwebbing over."

Oh Meli! That is great advice! Yes! He is getting my boobs, will let you know how it goes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apologise profusely whilst stuffing his inbox with boobies and accidently pressing the friend request button. It just happened. "

Ooh good idea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's right for you might not be right for him..... .....but you're more important, so fuck it..... "

So! Boobs then! Don't want to traumatise the poor love!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should bitch slap your friend and tell her to step off your patch "

Damn straight! Bitch goin down!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's right for you might not be right for him..... .....but you're more important, so fuck it.....

So! Boobs then! Don't want to traumatise the poor love!"

Yeah, when I saw this post I was hopeful that your friend might have been considering adding me as a friend, but then I realized your friend had already boobed me.... ... gutted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's right for you might not be right for him..... .....but you're more important, so fuck it.....

So! Boobs then! Don't want to traumatise the poor love!

Yeah, when I saw this post I was hopeful that your friend might have been considering adding me as a friend, but then I realized your friend had already boobed me.... ... gutted "

Where is she?? I'll have her!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's right for you might not be right for him..... .....but you're more important, so fuck it.....

So! Boobs then! Don't want to traumatise the poor love!

Yeah, when I saw this post I was hopeful that your friend might have been considering adding me as a friend, but then I realized your friend had already boobed me.... ... gutted

Where is she?? I'll have her!! "

Have?

Your boobs are very beautiful my love....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's right for you might not be right for him..... .....but you're more important, so fuck it.....

So! Boobs then! Don't want to traumatise the poor love!

Yeah, when I saw this post I was hopeful that your friend might have been considering adding me as a friend, but then I realized your friend had already boobed me.... ... gutted

Where is she?? I'll have her!!

Have?

Your boobs are very beautiful my love...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being funny, but you probs want to have a word with your "friend" about showering wearing socks.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not being funny, but you probs want to have a word with your "friend" about showering wearing socks..... "

It is a flannel on the bath floor, I use it to scoot my feet on it to wash them as I can't bear to touch my feet

Well not me, my friend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not being funny, but you probs want to have a word with your "friend" about showering wearing socks.....

It is a flannel on the bath floor, I use it to scoot my feet on it to wash them as I can't bear to touch my feet

Well not me, my friend..."

Are they that bad? Maybe keep your socks on then.....

(or tell your friend to....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, who actually allows their horse inside the care these days...? Madness....!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not being funny, but you probs want to have a word with your "friend" about showering wearing socks.....

It is a flannel on the bath floor, I use it to scoot my feet on it to wash them as I can't bear to touch my feet

Well not me, my friend...

Are they that bad? Maybe keep your socks on then.....

(or tell your friend to....)"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also, who actually allows their horse inside the care these days...? Madness....! "

If I had a horse he would be allowed everywhere with me

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps


"Crack on straight away

Life is too short x

But it might go down like a Nuns knickers in a cucumber field "

Do nuns masturbate?

We asked this question in another thread this morning.

What do you think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crack on straight away

Life is too short x

But it might go down like a Nuns knickers in a cucumber field

Do nuns masturbate?

We asked this question in another thread this morning.

What do you think?"

Yes I think they might, surely there are times that God is busy. I mean, he can't watch all the Nuns in the world can he?

.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

He watches the ones in the cucumber field...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crack on straight away

Life is too short x

But it might go down like a Nuns knickers in a cucumber field

Do nuns masturbate?

We asked this question in another thread this morning.

What do you think?

Yes I think they might, surely there are times that God is busy. I mean, he can't watch all the Nuns in the world can he?

."

God is like Santa, he sees EVERYTHING!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crack on straight away

Life is too short x

But it might go down like a Nuns knickers in a cucumber field

Do nuns masturbate?

We asked this question in another thread this morning.

What do you think?

Yes I think they might, surely there are times that God is busy. I mean, he can't watch all the Nuns in the world can he?

.

God is like Santa, he sees EVERYTHING!"

Not when he poops... .

Ooh is this our first domestic???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crack on straight away

Life is too short x

But it might go down like a Nuns knickers in a cucumber field

Do nuns masturbate?

We asked this question in another thread this morning.

What do you think?

Yes I think they might, surely there are times that God is busy. I mean, he can't watch all the Nuns in the world can he?

.

God is like Santa, he sees EVERYTHING!

Not when he poops... .

Ooh is this our first domestic??? "

He doesn't poop! (that's not even a real word anyway) He just farts glitter because ain't no mutha fuckin santa got time fo dat shit on Christmas....

(Make up sex?)

(Making up, not eyeshadow and lipstick)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crack on straight away

Life is too short x

But it might go down like a Nuns knickers in a cucumber field

Do nuns masturbate?

We asked this question in another thread this morning.

What do you think?

Yes I think they might, surely there are times that God is busy. I mean, he can't watch all the Nuns in the world can he?

.

God is like Santa, he sees EVERYTHING!

Not when he poops... .

Ooh is this our first domestic???

He doesn't poop! (that's not even a real word anyway) He just farts glitter because ain't no mutha fuckin santa got time fo dat shit on Christmas....

(Make up sex?)

(Making up, not eyeshadow and lipstick) "

Course he poops! Not sure about him guffing glitter though! What the bibbitybobbityfuck is that about???

Ooh ok! Only if I can stick my finger in your bumhole though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crack on straight away

Life is too short x

But it might go down like a Nuns knickers in a cucumber field

Do nuns masturbate?

We asked this question in another thread this morning.

What do you think?

Yes I think they might, surely there are times that God is busy. I mean, he can't watch all the Nuns in the world can he?

.

God is like Santa, he sees EVERYTHING!

Not when he poops... .

Ooh is this our first domestic???

He doesn't poop! (that's not even a real word anyway) He just farts glitter because ain't no mutha fuckin santa got time fo dat shit on Christmas....

(Make up sex?)

(Making up, not eyeshadow and lipstick)

Course he poops! Not sure about him guffing glitter though! What the bibbitybobbityfuck is that about???

Ooh ok! Only if I can stick my finger in your bumhole though!! "

Deal!

Just stop saying the "word" poop ffs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your should sack them all off....every last one even santa and God....

I've got tickets to see les Dennis tonight in his spectacular one man show and a table booked at the harvester....come with me ...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think your should sack them all off....every last one even santa and God....

I've got tickets to see les Dennis tonight in his spectacular one man show and a table booked at the harvester....come with me ...x"

Rettthhhhssppeeecccckkkktttt innit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think your should sack them all off....every last one even santa and God....

I've got tickets to see les Dennis tonight in his spectacular one man show and a table booked at the harvester....come with me ...x

Rettthhhhssppeeecccckkkktttt

innit... "

Braap braap braap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think your should sack them all off....every last one even santa and God....

I've got tickets to see les Dennis tonight in his spectacular one man show and a table booked at the harvester....come with me ...x

Rettthhhhssppeeecccckkkktttt

innit...

Braap braap braap "

You and Nippy have a great time! He loves Les Dennis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think your should sack them all off....every last one even santa and God....

I've got tickets to see les Dennis tonight in his spectacular one man show and a table booked at the harvester....come with me ...x

Rettthhhhssppeeecccckkkktttt

innit...

Braap braap braap

You and Nippy have a great time! He loves Les Dennis! "

I already asked him and he said he was staying home tonight and making a lasagne.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think your should sack them all off....every last one even santa and God....

I've got tickets to see les Dennis tonight in his spectacular one man show and a table booked at the harvester....come with me ...x

Rettthhhhssppeeecccckkkktttt

innit...

Braap braap braap

You and Nippy have a great time! He loves Les Dennis!

I already asked him and he said he was staying home tonight and making a lasagne....."

He is a good egg and knows his place

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