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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is your favourite quotes?

"It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light." -Aristotle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is your favourite quotes?

"It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light." -Aristotle"

What are your favourite quotes*

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"I never met a man I didn't mutilate" Sir Henry Rawlinson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She believed she could but she was really tired so she didn't."

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

One of those quotes that seems to reverberate a lot around my mind recently.

"This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper."

If we fail to act, things may slip through our fingers. We must act.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I never met a man I didn't mutilate" Sir Henry Rawlinson"

Sounds delightful lol x

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By *teveBD73Man
over a year ago

Evesham

"I'd rather have a bottle in front if me, than a frontal lobotomy".

"You're only as old as the woman you feel".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can resist everything except temptation - Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The harder I work, the luckier I get

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Such is life".

Apparently the final words of the bushranger Ned Kelly before he was hanged.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The harder I work, the luckier I get "

Oh I like this one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can resist everything except temptation - Oscar Wilde "

I really like this one. Sounds like myself and chocolate x

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I don’t have a problem with drugs, I have a problem with policemen - Keith Richards

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Last thing to discover water would be fish.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I know that I know nothing, and that makes me the smartest man in Athens". Socrates in Plato's Apology.

Knowing the limits of your knowledge, and humility.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about." -Marilyn Monroe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence - Charles Bukowski

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Negotiation on the battlefield is infinitely preferable to war

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you dont ask you dont get lol.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

‘ sir if you were my husband I’d poison your tea

Churchill to Lady Astor

Madame, if I were your husband I’d drink it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

‘ sir if you were my husband I’d poison your tea

Churchill to Lady Astor

Madame, if I were your husband I’d drink it!"

I love that!

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Churchill had some fabulous put downs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

""I know that I know nothing, and that makes me the smartest man in Athens". Socrates in Plato's Apology.

Knowing the limits of your knowledge, and humility. "

I think modesty sucks. Then again I feel that way about all the Dingle girls.

Because it is only fear that stops your experience, the master of knowledge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight i would chose these:

“I am, by calling, a dealer in words; and words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.” R. Kipling

“Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.” – Kurt Vonnegut

"The facts of life are simple and trivial. Only our imagination gives life to them. It makes the laundry pole of facts a flagstaff of dreams. - Erich Maria Remarque

"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." - Charles Bukowski

"Life is a question of nerves, and fibres, and slowly built-up cells in which thought hides itself and passion has its dreams. You may fancy yourself safe and think yourself strong. But a chance tone of colour in a room or a morning sky, a particular perfume that you had once loved and that brings subtle memories with it, a line from a forgotten poem that you had come across again, a cadence from a piece of music that you had ceased to play... I tell you, that it is on things like these that our lives depend." - Oscar Wilde

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

I am nothing, I should be everything

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"I am nothing, I should be everything"

That was Karl Marx

"I'd never join a club that would have me as a m_mber"

His brother Groucho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be yourself, everyone else is already taken

Oscar Wilde.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“There ain’t no party like an S Club party” - S Club 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck the police comin' straight from the underground." - NWA

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

If i had known i was going to live this long i would have taken far better care of myself.

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Life is like me a box of chocolates,

You never know what your gonna get,,

Now say it with the accent of a guy that fell in love with his sister's shotgun, and wears a MAGA hat,,,

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

""Fuck the police comin' straight from the underground." - NWA"

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Common sense is not so common.

Voltaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you consider a woman less pure after you've touched her, maybe you take a look at your hands."

Kaija Sabbah

"The truth can be stated in a thousand different ways, and each one can be true"

Swami Vivekananda

"If men saw the crazy positions women get into to shave their legs, they would demand kinkier sex"

"Reality continues to ruin my life"

Bill Watterston

"Love is when you like something as much as your Harley"

"So many thoughts you have, they are too heavy and to many to ever be happy."

Tia

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

May the force be with you.

I had to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move in silence and only speak when it's time to say checkmate .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life begins where your comfort zone ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a .44 mag auto mag. And if used correctly, will remove the fingerprints

Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry) (Magnum Force

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Cosmos is all that is or ever was or ever will be. Carl Sagan

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

I'm playing all the right notes.... But not necessarily in the right order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Adolf Hitler flew in today , they would send a limousine anyway , Joe Strummer .

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"The harder I work, the luckier I get

Oh I like this one. "

I'll second that. And I may just use it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence - Charles Bukowski"

This is true

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

'When i want your opinion, I'll give it to you!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People want champaign for lemonade money

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

If you're good at something never do it for free

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

“ when one has a pure and uncomplicated mind, his expression will be lively “

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whether you think you can, or whether you think you can't, you're right.

Henry Ford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world is a lot like the east end. Its not good. Its not bad. It just is. There's no morality or dishonour. Just your own lonely code. Until your race is run. Until the end. Until we're all just ghosts of the people we once thought we were.

Legend.

Wins and losses come a dime a dozen. But effort? No one can judge you on that because effort is between you and you.

Ray Lewis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone."

Jack Handey

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.

– Dalai Lama

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.

– Dalai Lama"

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens to you is 10%. How you react to it is 90%.

By unknown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/11/19 01:33:37]"

What did you remove?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have moments of self doubt! I'm Rik Mayall!

RIP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have moments of self doubt! I'm Rik Mayall!

RIP

I thought you did after removing the last post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/11/19 01:33:37]

What did you remove?

A quote I mistyped. Am I in trouble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have moments of self doubt! I'm Rik Mayall!

RIP

I thought you did after removing the last post.

Oh touché! Or touchy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/11/19 01:33:37]

What did you remove?

A quote I mistyped. Am I in trouble?

You mistyped a quote

How disrespectful to the author.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field.

I'll meet you there.

When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about.

Rumi

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By *artinsureMan
over a year ago

acton

I know I need you

like I know I need

another hole in my ass ( your fired ) sir Allen sugar lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/11/19 01:33:37]

What did you remove?

A quote I mistyped. Am I in trouble?

You mistyped a quote

How disrespectful to the author.

Are you going to spank me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field.

I'll meet you there.

When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about.

Rumi "

There you go. One of my fav ladys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/11/19 01:33:37]

What did you remove?

A quote I mistyped. Am I in trouble?

You mistyped a quote

How disrespectful to the author.

Are you going to spank me? "

Spanking is violence. 10 mins of naughty corner.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Stop acting so small.

You are the universe in ecstatic motion.

Rumi (again)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field.

I'll meet you there.

When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about.

Rumi "

Freya, I wish I was your mirror. I could watch you looking at me every morning.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

One more cos I could go all day ...

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

Maya Angelou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Smile, breathe, and go slowly.” ~Thich Nhat Hanh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If opportunity doesnt knock, build a door. Milton Berle

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field.

I'll meet you there.

When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about.

Rumi

Freya, I wish I was your mirror. I could watch you looking at me every morning.

Aw, you are already my mirror.. you all are ! Xxxx

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Fashion is something so ugly it has to be changed every fifteen minutes (paraphrase)

And

We are all in the gutter, but some of of us are starring at the stars

Both Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field.

I'll meet you there.

When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about.

Rumi

Freya, I wish I was your mirror. I could watch you looking at me every morning.

Aw, you are already my mirror.. you all are ! Xxxx "

Freya, in this fab world full of so many fab ppl, my eyes and heart are searching only for you.

Ray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field.

I'll meet you there.

When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about.

Rumi

Freya, I wish I was your mirror. I could watch you looking at me every morning.

Aw, you are already my mirror.. you all are ! Xxxx

Freya, in this fab world full of so many fab ppl, my eyes and heart are searching only for you.

Ray"

I sometimes amaze myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fashion is something so ugly it has to be changed every fifteen minutes (paraphrase)

And

We are all in the gutter, but some of of us are starring at the stars

Both Oscar Wilde"

Fashion has changed a lot from his time.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

The future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.

John Connor

Terminator

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By *artinsureMan
over a year ago

acton

nice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minds are like parachutes, they only work when there open. 1960's hippy statement in Ibiza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cannot change the past but you can change how it affects your (imminent) future - me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Po: Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.

Oogway: Quit, don't quit? Noodles, don't noodles? You are too concerned about what was and what will be. There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present.”

? Kung Fu Panda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you rem_mber when you’ll never forget

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up - Roger Waters.

Referring to humans.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up - Roger Waters.

Referring to humans....."

"And when you lose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown

And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone

And it's too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw around

So have a good drown as you go down all alone

Dragged down by the stone"

Roger Waters, Animals

And another from him, while touring Animals..

"I'd like to build a wall between me and the audience"

The misanthropic bastard is a big hero of mine. I've always thought we'd get on rather well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to be or not to be, boris Johnson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how long is a piece of string albert Einstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't know every Chuck Berry lick then you can't play guitar.

Ted Nugent.

I've got absolutely no idea what that song is about but apparently I wrote it.

Ozzy Osborne.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont know where i am, Scott

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont know where i am, Scott

Good morning mate.

Did you have a good night sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk softly and carry a big stick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont know where i am, Scott

Good morning mate.

Did you have a good night sleep.

"
Morning, yes i did and i needed it out on tiles tonight looking rather dapper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont know where i am, Scott

Good morning mate.

Did you have a good night sleep.

Morning, yes i did and i needed it out on tiles tonight looking rather dapper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lend me thine ears, Vincent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often have this on my status as its the most appropriate quote for fab I can think of..

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

Albus Dumbledore.

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

And another from him, while touring Animals..

"I'd like to build a wall between me and the audience"

And the master piece was created

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

If by Rudyard Kipling is packed with great quotes/lines:

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you......... (opening line) And - which is more - You’ll be a man my son (closing line).

The lines about meeting triumph and disaster and treating them just the same are my absolute favourites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often have this on my status as its the most appropriate quote for fab I can think of..

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

Albus Dumbledore. "
i have this on mine

"sorry you missed out again better luck next time"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""If you consider a woman less pure after you've touched her, maybe you take a look at your hands."

Kaija Sabbah

I LOVE this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love this more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rich man isnt always happy..

But a happy man is always rich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here today gone tomorrow, joules verne

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Mae West - When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside

"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence - Charles Bukowski"

Love this!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

And there's more ...........Jimmy Cricket

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"And there's more ...........Jimmy Cricket "

It's the way i tell em................Frank Carson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its like this......... nooooo like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t trouble trouble till trouble trouble you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t trouble trouble till trouble trouble you "
say that quickly ten times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t trouble trouble till trouble trouble you say that quickly ten times

I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t trouble trouble till trouble trouble you say that quickly ten times

I can

"
really omg i tried it and barney rubble was in there

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

""I know that I know nothing, and that makes me the smartest man in Athens". Socrates in Plato's Apology.

Knowing the limits of your knowledge, and humility. "

I love this. It's so so true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...

"If men saw the crazy positions women get into to shave their legs, they would demand kinkier sex"

...

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By *mnipotent_BehemothMan
over a year ago

near Merry Hill shopping centre

Nice, nice is a biscuit..... Alexi Sale

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Growing old is mandatory,Growing up is optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way to do GREAT work is to LOVE what you do - Steve Jobs

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

The mind is like a flower, it is beautiful when it is open (Sean Hughes)

Though she be but little, she is fierce (Shakespeare)

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Just because I have a dream

Don’t mistake me for a dreamer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The faithful know only the trivial side of love. It is the faithless who know love's tragedies.

Oscar Wilde.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope that after I die, people will say of me: That guy sure owed me a lot of money.”

"The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw."

Jack Handey

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Churchill had some fabulous put downs."

Indeed he did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who like quotations love meaningless generalisations"

Travels with my Aunt

Grahame Greene

The irony... ??

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.you killed my father. Prepare to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are too many and I find they changed based on where I am in my life but some of mine are:

Yesterday I was clever so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise so I am changing myself - Rumi

We don’t see things are they are, we see them as we are - Anais Nin

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to ones courage - Anais Nin

I must be a mermaid, I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living - Anais Nin

Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option - Maya Angelou

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

'Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.' Abraham Lincoln

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Don’t trouble trouble till trouble trouble you say that quickly ten times

I can

I can't

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"'Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.' Abraham Lincoln "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"There are too many and I find they changed based on where I am in my life but some of mine are:

Yesterday I was clever so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise so I am changing myself - Rumi

We don’t see things are they are, we see them as we are - Anais Nin

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to ones courage - Anais Nin

I must be a mermaid, I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living - Anais Nin

Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option - Maya Angelou

Good choices..like these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it happen ~ Belva Davis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.' Abraham Lincoln "

Tru dat

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

"I'd far rather be happy than right any day" -Slartibartfast

Followed by the question "and are you?"

"No... That's where it all falls down, of course"

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

You cannot control the wind but you can adjust your sails

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

Ships don't sink because of the water around them; ships sink because of the water that gets in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world's a stage.. and each of us must play a part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it comes to fighting for your dreams, be a dragon, breathe fire!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

'Never trust a man who, when left alone with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'd far rather be happy than right any day" -Slartibartfast

Followed by the question "and are you?"

"No... That's where it all falls down, of course""

Kanon bra detta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Never trust a man who, when left alone with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on.'"

Omg awesome! Totally true as well ... hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

Why would I want a caravan without wheels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chase me chase me, bobby davro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a horse a horse my kingdom for a horse, princess Ann

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her

W C Fields

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not rocket science

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"chase me chase me, bobby davro"

..Duncan Norvelle.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result

Albert Einstein

And quite fitting on here sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always keep your love life,bank account and next move private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result

Albert Einstein

And quite fitting on here sometimes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fear is stupid. So are regrets

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Marilyn monroe quotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"chase me chase me, bobby davro

..Duncan Norvelle."
i knew somebody would pick me up on that lol

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Going by the title, if a thread sounds like it's going to bore you, ignore it."

"Going by the title, if a thread sounds like it's going to offend you, ignore it."

Kayen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use:

"To argue with an idiot is rather like trying to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig."

This is my own modification of a quote by Robert Heinlein. The original being:

"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig".

It often seems particularly apt..

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

“That’s how it starts. The fever. The rage. The feeling of powerlessness. That turns good men cruel”

“When I turn around there isn’t a man or woman I love standing beside me”

“I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy one, I will indulge the other”

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

They are my top 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You people need people like me

So that you can point your fucking finger and say, that's the bad guy

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By *entkevMan
over a year ago

Dover

"Tell them nothing, make em buy a programme"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People can be stupid

I’m not a people person

I don’t like people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ever put your hand up a whales vagina and feel new life, Tim?"

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"You people need people like me

So that you can point your fucking finger and say, that's the bad guy

I like that one I get it a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you to fuck me - any woman that has said it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This big Texan guy said " how would you like it if I came to the UK and urinated over Buckingham Palace?" I said "I wouldn't give a shit, mate. I don't live there".

Ozzy Osborne

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By *illy999TV/TS
over a year ago

Taunton

I ride/ race my bike to win , not to please people.

Bernard Hinault...

ps.Bernard isn't a nice chap

even now !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you see it buy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not judge their story by the chapter you walked in on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs you probably haven't grasped the situation fully.

Anon.

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"This big Texan guy said " how would you like it if I came to the UK and urinated over Buckingham Palace?" I said "I wouldn't give a shit, mate. I don't live there".

Ozzy Osborne "

Legend

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain

Yes! Discovered this quote recently watching a motivational sports video - brilliant!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain

Always loved this one and very true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans."

... and this is totally true and then you've missed it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This big Texan guy said " how would you like it if I came to the UK and urinated over Buckingham Palace?" I said "I wouldn't give a shit, mate. I don't live there".

Ozzy Osborne

Legend

It was in an interview with Frank Skinner. A yamyam and a brummie just shooting the shit. Absolutely bostin ', bab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one I use a lot, very Fab pertinent:

You want it to be one way. But it's the other way.

Marlo Stanfield, The Wire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up there for thinking, down there for dancing

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By *oger Thrice-KnightlyMan
over a year ago

Wigan

"You should always go to other peoples funerals... otherwise they wont go to yours"

Yogi Bera, legend of quotes

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