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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going a fab friends house tonight. We both know its just for a drink and a chat, nothing more.

But, I have warned her I'm going to wank at least twice while I'm there.

Question is, who has to clean it up? Surely it should be the host?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you wank into something.... ....like a vase or the sink? Idk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't you wank into something.... ....like a vase or the sink? Idk?"

Sounds like a lot of effort when I can just let gravity do its thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf were pillow cases invented for?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't you wank into something.... ....like a vase or the sink? Idk?

Sounds like a lot of effort when I can just let gravity do its thing"

Use a condom maybe, keep it safe...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't you wank into something.... ....like a vase or the sink? Idk?

Sounds like a lot of effort when I can just let gravity do its thing

Use a condom maybe, keep it safe... "

I don't think carpets can catch STD's so should be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they have patio doors you can just do it like a smoker....?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’ve heard socks are an option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.

Thank me later.

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just stay away from the curtains

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.

Thank me later.

Peach x"

Can't I cum in you instead?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Aww OP! You're seeing an actual woman tonight! So cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.

Thank me later.

Peach x

Can't I cum in you instead? "

Sure but where shall I hide? By the wheelie bins? Should I use a marker pen to highlight the cum dump?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.

Thank me later.

Peach x

Can't I cum in you instead?

Sure but where shall I hide? By the wheelie bins? Should I use a marker pen to highlight the cum dump?

Peach x"

I'll just take you in the back of the van and come to you when I'm ready.

Would you like a light and some reading material while you wait?

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there


"I'm going a fab friends house tonight. We both know its just for a drink and a chat, nothing more.

But, I have warned her I'm going to wank at least twice while I'm there.

Question is, who has to clean it up? Surely it should be the host?"

Just leave there to dry, time will take its course and will start to crack and turn into powder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.

Thank me later.

Peach x

Can't I cum in you instead?

Sure but where shall I hide? By the wheelie bins? Should I use a marker pen to highlight the cum dump?

Peach x

I'll just take you in the back of the van and come to you when I'm ready.

Would you like a light and some reading material while you wait?"

Such a generous and thoughtful man. That would be lovely. Try not to wake me if I've nodded off okay?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.

Thank me later.

Peach x"

*notes stick to the bottle of vodka at Peach's house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.

Thank me later.

Peach x

Can't I cum in you instead?

Sure but where shall I hide? By the wheelie bins? Should I use a marker pen to highlight the cum dump?

Peach x

I'll just take you in the back of the van and come to you when I'm ready.

Would you like a light and some reading material while you wait?

Such a generous and thoughtful man. That would be lovely. Try not to wake me if I've nodded off okay?

Peach x"

Don't worry, I am well known for my quiet climax's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.

Thank me later.

Peach x

*notes stick to the bottle of vodka at Peach's house"

Gin and vodka are safe Autumn Just don't accept one of Fuzz's special cocktails

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.

Thank me later.

Peach x

Can't I cum in you instead?

Sure but where shall I hide? By the wheelie bins? Should I use a marker pen to highlight the cum dump?

Peach x

I'll just take you in the back of the van and come to you when I'm ready.

Would you like a light and some reading material while you wait?

Such a generous and thoughtful man. That would be lovely. Try not to wake me if I've nodded off okay?

Peach x

Don't worry, I am well known for my quiet climax's "

Great Stuff my dirty knickers in your mouth to make sure though.

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.

Thank me later.

Peach x

Can't I cum in you instead?

Sure but where shall I hide? By the wheelie bins? Should I use a marker pen to highlight the cum dump?

Peach x

I'll just take you in the back of the van and come to you when I'm ready.

Would you like a light and some reading material while you wait?

Such a generous and thoughtful man. That would be lovely. Try not to wake me if I've nodded off okay?

Peach x

Don't worry, I am well known for my quiet climax's

Great Stuff my dirty knickers in your mouth to make sure though.

Peach x"

Good idea. That will also but my wanking time down considerably as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't get in the way of the telly while you have a wank. Most annoying thing ever!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Your mess buddy, you clean it up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mess buddy, you clean it up! "

I don't see why I should. It's like asking your guests to wash the pots when you've made them dinner

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I feel your pain in this dilemma OP.

Indeed, I have subsequently taken to always carrying a pack of wet wipes with me when around peoples houses so that I can quickly clean up the resulting semenal mess on their sofa/curtains/sink/cutlery sets should I feel the sudden impulse to have a quick five knuckle shuffle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say jizz into your drink. If you do, there's no mess and you don't have to endure an awkward conversation about a stain on the carpet.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Is this the blow up doll again?!!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Have her lay in front of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have her lay in front of you "

I've asked, and shes ok with this.

Thanks for the suggestion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just don't get in the way of the telly while you have a wank. Most annoying thing ever!"

Splooging on the goggebox could work

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'm going a fab friends house tonight. We both know its just for a drink and a chat, nothing more.

But, I have warned her I'm going to wank at least twice while I'm there.

Question is, who has to clean it up? Surely it should be the host?"
ahhh lol

Stop off and get puppy training pads on your way,

They will earn you bonus points,

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Any decent host will provide a receptacle of some sort. A bit like a spittoon or possibly an area with sawdust on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any decent host will provide a receptacle of some sort. A bit like a spittoon or possibly an area with sawdust on the floor. "

This is exactly what I was thinking

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Any decent host will provide a receptacle of some sort. A bit like a spittoon or possibly an area with sawdust on the floor.

This is exactly what I was thinking"

Standards are falling though, we were at a dinner party recently and all that was available was a cat litter tray in the porch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any decent host will provide a receptacle of some sort. A bit like a spittoon or possibly an area with sawdust on the floor.

This is exactly what I was thinking

Standards are falling though, we were at a dinner party recently and all that was available was a cat litter tray in the porch. "

Oh my god, I'm so sorry you had to go through that

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