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Eating chocolate shortens your life

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Apparently every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.

By that reckoning I died 3rd June, 1736.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be immortal

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm good, I don't eat that much of it. Where do we stand on kebabs, doritos and cheese though?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

If that’s true. Then I’m not here. Shite. Who’s impersonating me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo. Dark one is good for you. Magnesium and all..

I will stick with the discovery of chocolate being aphrodisiac.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Im posting from the other side then ....

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Noooo. Dark one is good for you. Magnesium and all..

I will stick with the discovery of chocolate being aphrodisiac. "

Aphrodisiac you say.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever worked that one out leads a boring life

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It shortens your life of its the last bit in the fridge and it belongs to somebody else!

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"It shortens your life of its the last bit in the fridge and it belongs to somebody else!"

Never take my chocolate, it'll make your nose bleed.

Stingly Byron 2019

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm doomed!

Niki x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"It shortens your life of its the last bit in the fridge and it belongs to somebody else!

Never take my chocolate, it'll make your nose bleed.

Stingly Byron 2019"

Never stop me eating chocolate, whoever it belongs to. It'll make you wish your nose bleeding was your only problem.

A woman who on medical advice has cut down on carbs. 20 bloody 19.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Apparently every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.

By that reckoning I died 3rd June, 1736. "

I've probably got until the end of next week then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't stand the stuff.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"I'm good, I don't eat that much of it. Where do we stand on kebabs, doritos and cheese though? "

It's well known that each kebab actually add 5 minutes to a person's life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm good, I don't eat that much of it. Where do we stand on kebabs, doritos and cheese though? "

You're ok so long as it is not possessed cheese

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m ok then rarely eat it

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"I'm good, I don't eat that much of it. Where do we stand on kebabs, doritos and cheese though?

You're ok so long as it is not possessed cheese "

Possessed cheese. Wow! Better call out the exorcist

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Surely that don't apply to 70+%

Non processed to an inch of its life chocolate,,

If it does I'm Fecked,

I use 80% as a pick me up when tired in work.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I must be hardcore then, as I prefer 90% chocolate!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Surely that don't apply to 70+%

Non processed to an inch of its life chocolate,,

If it does I'm Fecked,

I use 80% as a pick me up when tired in work. "

Aldi 85% dark chocolate with a handful of almonds. Delicious. Or melted with cherries dipped in it.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"It shortens your life of its the last bit in the fridge and it belongs to somebody else!

Never take my chocolate, it'll make your nose bleed.

Stingly Byron 2019

Never stop me eating chocolate, whoever it belongs to. It'll make you wish your nose bleeding was your only problem.

A woman who on medical advice has cut down on carbs. 20 bloody 19. "

You know full well I'd deny you nothing.

*takes credit card to Hotel Chocolate.....

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I'm good, I don't eat that much of it. Where do we stand on kebabs, doritos and cheese though?

You're ok so long as it is not possessed cheese

Possessed cheese. Wow! Better call out the exorcist "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m ok then rarely eat it "

Then you're totally fine

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Surely that don't apply to 70+%

Non processed to an inch of its life chocolate,,

If it does I'm Fecked,

I use 80% as a pick me up when tired in work.

Aldi 85% dark chocolate with a handful of almonds. Delicious. Or melted with cherries dipped in it."
leave out the almond and your on,,

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Apparently every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.

By that reckoning I died 3rd June, 1736. "

Erm data please

Apparently 90 percent cocoa chocolate contains many healthy nutrients and is complementary for health in moderation little like red wine

Maybe they are suggesting the sugar and animal fat filled shite that also is called chocolate causes harm?

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Apparently every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.

By that reckoning I died 3rd June, 1736.

Erm data please

Apparently 90 percent cocoa chocolate contains many healthy nutrients and is complementary for health in moderation little like red wine

Maybe they are suggesting the sugar and animal fat filled shite that also is called chocolate causes harm?"

No data needed.

It's a joke.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Fuck it, everything will kill you given the right dose.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Apparently every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.

By that reckoning I died 3rd June, 1736.

Erm data please

Apparently 90 percent cocoa chocolate contains many healthy nutrients and is complementary for health in moderation little like red wine

Maybe they are suggesting the sugar and animal fat filled shite that also is called chocolate causes harm?

No data needed.

It's a joke.

"

I know but such a poor one I thought I'd dib in if that's ok

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Apparently every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.

By that reckoning I died 3rd June, 1736.

Erm data please

Apparently 90 percent cocoa chocolate contains many healthy nutrients and is complementary for health in moderation little like red wine

Maybe they are suggesting the sugar and animal fat filled shite that also is called chocolate causes harm?

No data needed.

It's a joke.

I know but such a poor one I thought I'd dib in if that's ok "

Everyone's a fuckin' critic.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"It shortens your life of its the last bit in the fridge and it belongs to somebody else!

Never take my chocolate, it'll make your nose bleed.

Stingly Byron 2019

Never stop me eating chocolate, whoever it belongs to. It'll make you wish your nose bleeding was your only problem.

A woman who on medical advice has cut down on carbs. 20 bloody 19.

You know full well I'd deny you nothing.

*takes credit card to Hotel Chocolate....."

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Surely that don't apply to 70+%

Non processed to an inch of its life chocolate,,

If it does I'm Fecked,

I use 80% as a pick me up when tired in work.

Aldi 85% dark chocolate with a handful of almonds. Delicious. Or melted with cherries dipped in it. leave out the almond and your on,, "

Brazil nuts?

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"It shortens your life of its the last bit in the fridge and it belongs to somebody else!

Never take my chocolate, it'll make your nose bleed.

Stingly Byron 2019

Never stop me eating chocolate, whoever it belongs to. It'll make you wish your nose bleeding was your only problem.

A woman who on medical advice has cut down on carbs. 20 bloody 19.

You know full well I'd deny you nothing.

*takes credit card to Hotel Chocolate.....

"

If only Hotel Chocolate had the facility to have socials.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I'm gonna live forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.

By that reckoning I died 3rd June, 1736. "

Same

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Long dead too

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By *assy_AttitudeWoman
over a year ago

RHYL

Who writes that rubbish. I should have been dead long time ago. Can't do with that negativity on my life

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Apparently every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.

By that reckoning I died 3rd June, 1736. "

The subsequent research paper proved that the shorter lifespan only applies to cheap shit chocolate. So if you eat 80% or above dark chocolate like me, you'll be fine

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I’d better go and plan my funeral

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Apparently every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.

By that reckoning I died 3rd June, 1736. "

I heard that your life shortens even if you dont eat it.

Not sure if its true or not..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bugger... ;-(

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