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Yet another masseur

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah, yeah, I know what you are all thinking..... Another man offering massage services.....

Well, I'm different, I've got an ology!

Got myself one of those folding camping bed things and a bottle of Tesco's finest baby oil too.

To be fair, I don't really know what I'm doing, I'll probably rub your bum cheeks for far too long and maybe work your shoulders whilst breathing far too heavily in your ear.... But hey! It could be fun! We could get freaky with some pizza and squirty cream afterwards too!

I'm taking bookings for evenings next week. Can't do Tuesday, that's bingo night.

Willing to travel anywhere on the no. 92 bus route from central Milton Keynes.

Any takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you take men ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you take men ?"

Bit of a personal question isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Book me in for a sack back and crack will ya! Mind that chalfont, you chafed it last time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you take men ?

Bit of a personal question isn't it? "

Well a desperate can hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you take men ?"

You're not a man, you're a GOD!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Book me in for a sack back and crack will ya! Mind that chalfont, you chafed it last time! "

Sack? Are you hiding something? Or have I misinterpreted that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you take men ?

You're not a man, you're a GOD! "

Calm down kid ! I am prolapsing at the moment x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you take a detour on the 58 arriva route in Leicester?

It’s not that far outta the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you take men ?

You're not a man, you're a GOD!

Calm down kid ! I am prolapsing at the moment x"

When you call me kid....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you take a detour on the 58 arriva route in Leicester?

It’s not that far outta the way."

I'm using my van for further destinations.

Just got to clear my tools, tint the back window and I'll be good to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Book me in for a sack back and crack will ya! Mind that chalfont, you chafed it last time!

Sack? Are you hiding something? Or have I misinterpreted that?"

Ok ok, you got me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you take a detour on the 58 arriva route in Leicester?

It’s not that far outta the way.

I'm using my van for further destinations.

Just got to clear my tools, tint the back window and I'll be good to go! "

Never mind the tinted windows, that will take too much effort and time. I’m ready now and I don’t mind an audience

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you take a detour on the 58 arriva route in Leicester?

It’s not that far outta the way.

I'm using my van for further destinations.

Just got to clear my tools, tint the back window and I'll be good to go!

Never mind the tinted windows, that will take too much effort and time. I’m ready now and I don’t mind an audience "

'kin hell! Ok. If I set off now, I could be with you in a couple of hours or so allowing for petrol and toilet breaks.

Shall I leave the power tools in my van?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you take a detour on the 58 arriva route in Leicester?

It’s not that far outta the way.

I'm using my van for further destinations.

Just got to clear my tools, tint the back window and I'll be good to go!

Never mind the tinted windows, that will take too much effort and time. I’m ready now and I don’t mind an audience

'kin hell! Ok. If I set off now, I could be with you in a couple of hours or so allowing for petrol and toilet breaks.

Shall I leave the power tools in my van?"

Depends what attachments you have for them

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Will relaxing music be provided?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will relaxing music be provided? "

Yeah, got one of those shitty pan pipes cd's. Any good for you?

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich


"Will relaxing music be provided?

Yeah, got one of those shitty pan pipes cd's. Any good for you?"

You know what, if I'm getting my back rubbed you can play what you like

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