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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do men actually measure their cock. I've seen men in the chat rooms asking if a woman wants their 9 inch cock. I would say that's a bit of a dream anyway but to be honest I've no idea how big mine is, all I know is it was big enough to fill a pram 4 times.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Mines 10inches when measured from my bumhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I like to give precise measurements so no one is disappointed when it’s whipped out.

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By *modDMan
over a year ago

Lichfield


"Do men actually measure their cock. I've seen men in the chat rooms asking if a woman wants their 9 inch cock. I would say that's a bit of a dream anyway but to be honest I've no idea how big mine is, all I know is it was big enough to fill a pram 4 times."

Personally I think that anybody who puts their cock in a pram should be banned from this site forever,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is 4.5" at full mast with wind.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Me

Never ,

What makes me chuckle are the pics with tv remote or anti perspirant cans and the side of their man hood !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me

Never ,

What makes me chuckle are the pics with tv remote or anti perspirant cans and the side of their man hood !!! "

Haha these always amuse me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me

Never ,

What makes me chuckle are the pics with tv remote or anti perspirant cans and the side of their man hood !!! "

These are fucking hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do men actually measure their cock. I've seen men in the chat rooms asking if a woman wants their 9 inch cock. I would say that's a bit of a dream anyway but to be honest I've no idea how big mine is, all I know is it was big enough to fill a pram 4 times.

Personally I think that anybody who puts their cock in a pram should be banned from this site forever,"

It was a very small pram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

back in my pre-fab days(dial up internet time too), I never used my lynx can or similar.I'd stack my two 10 decks of fags together.A tasty irish doctor I used to chat with loved the pics and called me twodecks (her voice was husky fem irish)(though...unsure if she was as hot as her pics lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"back in my pre-fab days(dial up internet time too), I never used my lynx can or similar.I'd stack my two 10 decks of fags together.A tasty irish doctor I used to chat with loved the pics and called me twodecks (her voice was husky fem irish)(though...unsure if she was as hot as her pics lol)"

She wanted your fags. Sounds like all the smoking affected her voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do men actually measure their cock. I've seen men in the chat rooms asking if a woman wants their 9 inch cock. I would say that's a bit of a dream anyway but to be honest I've no idea how big mine is, all I know is it was big enough to fill a pram 4 times."

Oh that gave me such a giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"back in my pre-fab days(dial up internet time too), I never used my lynx can or similar.I'd stack my two 10 decks of fags together.A tasty irish doctor I used to chat with loved the pics and called me twodecks (her voice was husky fem irish)(though...unsure if she was as hot as her pics lol)

She wanted your fags. Sounds like all the smoking affected her voice. "

lol ya never know with these older type web interests lol..back in the day of msn chatrooms by christ lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do men actually measure their cock. I've seen men in the chat rooms asking if a woman wants their 9 inch cock. I would say that's a bit of a dream anyway but to be honest I've no idea how big mine is, all I know is it was big enough to fill a pram 4 times.

Oh that gave me such a giggle."

your boobs are stunning btw!

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By *eniorsxMan
over a year ago

Coggeshall


"Mines 10inches when measured from my bumhole "

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do men actually measure their cock. I've seen men in the chat rooms asking if a woman wants their 9 inch cock. I would say that's a bit of a dream anyway but to be honest I've no idea how big mine is, all I know is it was big enough to fill a pram 4 times."

oh that's funny.

But what if a woman has filled a pram 4 times?

I'm probably going to get such a backlash for that comment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do men actually measure their cock. I've seen men in the chat rooms asking if a woman wants their 9 inch cock. I would say that's a bit of a dream anyway but to be honest I've no idea how big mine is, all I know is it was big enough to fill a pram 4 times.

oh that's funny.

But what if a woman has filled a pram 4 times?

I'm probably going to get such a backlash for that comment. "

As long as you didn't fill it with shopping x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do men actually measure their cock. I've seen men in the chat rooms asking if a woman wants their 9 inch cock. I would say that's a bit of a dream anyway but to be honest I've no idea how big mine is, all I know is it was big enough to fill a pram 4 times.

oh that's funny.

But what if a woman has filled a pram 4 times?

I'm probably going to get such a backlash for that comment.

As long as you didn't fill it with shopping x"

What kind of shopping though?

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Stanley Fat Max measure tape, that is the only true measure, forget sky remote and sanex roll-ons,

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I had never measured mine until I came on here then I did it for research purposes obviously

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do men actually measure their cock. I've seen men in the chat rooms asking if a woman wants their 9 inch cock. I would say that's a bit of a dream anyway but to be honest I've no idea how big mine is, all I know is it was big enough to fill a pram 4 times.

oh that's funny.

But what if a woman has filled a pram 4 times?

I'm probably going to get such a backlash for that comment.

As long as you didn't fill it with shopping x

What kind of shopping though? "

Probably baby food????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measured mine like a horse two hands and two fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope never done it, we only have steel measuring tapes and yeah not for me like

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By *izbitMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Its definitely a bloke thing and we definitely do....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So...hypothetically speaking...how and where do you measure from? Pubic bone to tip...or cheat and measure from base by balls.. that must add a few inches..?

Should be a standard

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By *niceguyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I always stock up at the airport and buy the miniature deodorant cans!

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By *weety321Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

There must be quite a lot of guys that do measure their dick as I get at least a dozen or so messages everyday asking if I could handle their massive dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do men actually measure their cock. I've seen men in the chat rooms asking if a woman wants their 9 inch cock. I would say that's a bit of a dream anyway but to be honest I've no idea how big mine is, all I know is it was big enough to fill a pram 4 times.

Oh that gave me such a giggle.

Thank you.

your boobs are stunning btw!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me

Never ,

What makes me chuckle are the pics with tv remote or anti perspirant cans and the side of their man hood !!! "

Best one I saw like that was a woman with a strap on and a can of dove deodorant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me

Never ,

What makes me chuckle are the pics with tv remote or anti perspirant cans and the side of their man hood !!!

Best one I saw like that was a woman with a strap on and a can of dove deodorant."

Ive seen that...brilliant!

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