FabSwingers.com forum: What’s a red flag for you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When looking at profiles on here?

Or other dating apps?

What instantly makes you stop looking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When looking at profiles on here?

Or other dating apps?

What instantly makes you stop looking?"

Toilet pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back OP. Missed ya

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Ranty profiles or fill in late profiles

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Action pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I think it's a fake profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When looking at profiles on here?

Or other dating apps?

What instantly makes you stop looking?

Toilet pics "

Damn that’s what my next selfie was going to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Action pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Action pics "

Me2 idk why....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back OP. Missed ya

Awww missed you too lovely x

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

The ages don’t match

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Fill in later"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet pics.

Shouty profiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meet pics.

Shouty profiles"

LIKE IF SOMEONE TYPES IN CAPS?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples profiles where it states that only the male does the messaging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback pics on a single profile

People that state they are cheating on their partners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet pics.

Shouty profiles

LIKE IF SOMEONE TYPES IN CAPS?

Haha more the 'do' and 'donts'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Action pics

Me2 idk why...."

Like stuntman style?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Married men!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bareback pics on a single profile

People that state they are cheating on their partners"

I don’t get that, where they say safe sex only and their profile is full of B.B. pics?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Often I see a pretty lady profile that proclaims she actively wants to meet ladies... Wayhey! Until her whole profile revolves around meets with men. I don't have a massive dick or like being called Daddy

I move right along.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"When looking at profiles on here?

Or other dating apps?

What instantly makes you stop looking?"

A plethora of awful cock pics! It tell me his cock is more important than anything else. I prefer a guy who has the ability to create sex in the mind first and the bedroom second. Preferably both with adept ability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Discrete”

And angry statements about women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Often I see a pretty lady profile that proclaims she actively wants to meet ladies... Wayhey! Until her whole profile revolves around meets with men. I don't have a massive dick or like being called Daddy

I move right along."

I’ll call you anything you like xx

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Bullfighters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Action pics

Me2 idk why....

Like stuntman style?

Possibly the superman position?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aggression

Use of the word "respectful" they almost invariably have no concept of the idea

"Discreet", seems to have become a euphemism for cheating on a partner

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Lots of cock pictures

Pictures on the loo

Pictures on public toilets

Unsexy underpants photos (ie around knees)

Ranty lists

Being vulgar/crass

Lots of action photos

'I've been on here before'

'Fill in later'

Married.

Is anyone left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Action pics

Me2 idk why....

Like stuntman style?

Baby we can do whatever you have in mind....

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

A prof of just cock pics (so proud of their angry erection)

Heaps of action pics (shagged a lot)

Profiles with.. will fill in later (probably will also be a lazy shag)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, people who've got blank profiles, or 'fill in later' or 'My wife doesn't know I'm here' If you're on a site like this that speaks volumes about the state of your relationship, spend more time with your partner working on your relationship instead of getting your dick wet.

I've also seen 'love a trannie' /vomits

Just be open, honest and personable. You can get saucy later!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

When their moat recent verification was from over a year ago.

When all verifications are webcam.

One liners.

Explicit graphic intimate shots of cum filled pussy etc

Capital letters in the profile text

List of rules

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Status saying they need help to empty a load or need to lick a pussy now. Instablock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Status saying they need help to empty a load or need to lick a pussy now. Instablock"

Have you been looking at my statuses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ranty, list of demands, capitals... even if she’s ranting at men and not women. Instant turn off for me as a bi woman.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Lots of cock pictures

Pictures on the loo

Pictures on public toilets

Unsexy underpants photos (ie around knees)

Ranty lists

Being vulgar/crass

Lots of action photos

'I've been on here before'

'Fill in later'

Married.

Is anyone left?

All of the above

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Lots of cock pictures

Pictures on the loo

Pictures on public toilets

Unsexy underpants photos (ie around knees)

Ranty lists

Being vulgar/crass

Lots of action photos

'I've been on here before'

'Fill in later'

Married.

Is anyone left?

Yes, o e's like mine.

Bland, boring, full of spelling mistakes and no pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Action pics

Me2 idk why....

Like stuntman style?

Baby we can do whatever you have in mind....

Funny you should say this. I was just talking to a lovely lady the other night about stand up sex where the woman uses a pull up bar...

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

No verifications

Crap pictures - especially if there's mess in the background

Action pictures

Nothing but cock pics

Bad spelling and grammar

Little or no profile text

Referring to themselves as "Dom" or "Daddy"

I'll leave it at that or I'll be in danger if filling the entire thread with things that put me off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No verifications

Crap pictures - especially if there's mess in the background

Action pictures

Nothing but cock pics

Bad spelling and grammar

Little or no profile text

Referring to themselves as "Dom" or "Daddy"

I'll leave it at that or I'll be in danger if filling the entire thread with things that put me off

Go for it, put what you like.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Won't reply without a photo !!!

Yet their profiles have no pics what so Ever !!!

And looking for proffesional people only !!!!! Wtf ??? Professional at what ????

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I move right along.

I’ll call you anything you like xx"

Tease! You're not looking for women

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Oh, and those profiles that have all them daft legal disclaimers at the end. If they believe them they are too slow for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I move right along.

I’ll call you anything you like xx

Tease! You're not looking for women

Only because I didn’t think I’d find any on fab...

You’re gorgeous xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When looking at profiles on here?

Or other dating apps?

What instantly makes you stop looking?"
rants, do this, dont do this or you will be blocked, ok be pissed off with whats gone before but dont write it on your profile it makes you look negative and who wants to meet a negative person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When looking at profiles on here?

Or other dating apps?

What instantly makes you stop looking?

Toilet pics

Damn that’s what my next selfie was going to be

Don't it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Too many single things to list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punctuation....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who only want verified people lets face it have you ever exactly matched your best friends in your taste for a guy not often i bet, veris mean nothing other than to say he didnt axe murder me this visit

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Punctuation...."

Use of?

You just want one long sentence?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Angry profiles, mentions of drugs, begging statuses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Punctuation....

Use of?

You just want one long sentence?"

This made me snort

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pictures

Fill in later

Endless cock pics

Can not accommodate

Precious profile ( hidden diva )

Love me love me love me!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Punctuation....

Use of?

You just want one long sentence?

This made me snort "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Punctuation....

Use of?

You just want one long sentence?"

To be fair one long sentence is what you get most of the time, whether you want it or not

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"If I think it's a fake profile "

No verifications at all.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Punctuation....

Use of?

You just want one long sentence?

To be fair one long sentence is what you get most of the time, whether you want it or not

It's true. I read one this week and was panting at the end. For the wrong reasons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I AM x. I AM y. I WAS TOLD IM THE BEST AT z. I LIKE.. I ENJOY.. I ..I ..I .. you get the drift?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

When I am asked to meet and all they provide is a f*cking cock pic! Obviously a total cock themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooooo many

But guys who post updates such as....

“ need my throbbing cock suckin now bitches”

Hmmmm

What an enticing invitation

Ooooo yes please

I can hardly wait

I’ll just put my life on hold, slip into something sexy and rush straight over to your bed sit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than 3 dick pics, ugly/hairy cocks, fill in later profiles, smokers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooooo many

But guys who post updates such as....

“ need my throbbing cock suckin now bitches”

Hmmmm

What an enticing invitation

Ooooo yes please

I can hardly wait

I’ll just put my life on hold, slip into something sexy and rush straight over to your bed sit."
really I'm here legs akimbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooooo many

But guys who post updates such as....

“ need my throbbing cock suckin now bitches”

Hmmmm

What an enticing invitation

Ooooo yes please

I can hardly wait

I’ll just put my life on hold, slip into something sexy and rush straight over to your bed sit.really I'm here legs akimbo

Ahhhhhh one of these days x

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By *akemepurrWoman
over a year ago

Fife

Picture of their pride and joy over an open toilet or sitting on a toilet with their pants round their ankles...

Fill in later

No pictures at all!

All the Sidney University disclaimers....

Really, really bad grammar and punctuation! (Although I mentioned this on another thread earlier and got a pm giving me abuse and blocking me! So if you don’t like this please don’t message me directly - respond on the forum!)

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Picture of their pride and joy over an open toilet or sitting on a toilet with their pants round their ankles...

Fill in later

No pictures at all!

All the Sidney University disclaimers....

I mentioned grammar and punctuation once and also got similar abuse. It's incredible how many people are "dyslexic"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Punctuation....

Use of?

You just want one long sentence?

To be fair one long sentence is what you get most of the time, whether you want it or not

It's true. I read one this week and was panting at the end. For the wrong reasons!"

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Splayed open close ups of fannies covered in jizz or with shaving rash

Gold digging ones where young women are obviously looking for some kind of financial/spoiling arrangement with wealthy men (get a job!)

Ranty lists of demands

Constant negative status updates complaining about men who decided not to meet them or whatever.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Lots of cock pictures

Pictures on the loo

Pictures on public toilets

Unsexy underpants photos (ie around knees)

Ranty lists

Being vulgar/crass

Lots of action photos

'I've been on here before'

'Fill in later'

Married.

Is anyone left?

So that leaves no one lol.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

What about those that say “managed to delete old profile”

How do they actually do that?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Close-up photos of genitalia, male or female.

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By *KCxWoman
over a year ago

skegness

"When looking at profiles on here?

Or other dating apps?

What instantly makes you stop looking?"
Discreet! Pretty much to me means married

Cock pics also make me back off, look much better as my lips are heading towards them

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Some profile names put me off before I even look at the profile.

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By *ecrets4everCouple
over a year ago

Couples profiles with no pictures of the man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agreeing with 90% of the points made, I realise that I'm fussy, demanding and hard to please.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Agreeing with 90% of the points made, I realise that I'm fussy, demanding and hard to please. "

I’m glad I made it over the high bar!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Chinese flag

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Some profile names put me off before I even look at the profile. "

Oh that too.

And probably a million other things!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Pictures with an untidy background(yes I’m nosey)

Pictures over 3 years old

Will fill in later profile

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By *retty.blue.eyesWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Action pics and fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Chinese flag "

I don’t feel like this got the recognition it deserved

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Some profile names put me off before I even look at the profile.

Oh that too.

And probably a million other things!"

Like exaggeration?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Agreeing with 90% of the points made, I realise that I'm fussy, demanding and hard to please.

I’m glad I made it over the high bar!!

It was your sexy use of the semi colon that swung it.

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By *akemepurrWoman
over a year ago

Fife

"Picture of their pride and joy over an open toilet or sitting on a toilet with their pants round their ankles...

Fill in later

No pictures at all!

All the Sidney University disclaimers....

I mentioned grammar and punctuation once and also got similar abuse. It's incredible how many people are "dyslexic" "

Apparently this person had looked at my profile and felt my grammar etc was bad and I was in no position to be casting aspersions! Although that was also the follow-up to the message asking who made me the queen of everything. So I think I may have given them an ouchy on their feelings....

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By *aznlouCouple
over a year ago

co durham

BB pics on single profiles

Married people playing away

Cum on mirror/iPad or similar

Non pushy on profile but actually very pushy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos of gapping Fanny's and arseholes resembling Ingleborough caves.especially with baby gravy running out of them ...pass the bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any mention of the word 'discrete'

Any sign of xenophobia

Txt tlk m8 or generally bad grammar

Bitterness

Referring to anybody as a noun

Drugs

Inference that they're not on here 100% by their own choosing

Shaming

Blimey I hadn't realised there were so many...

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By *absfunguyMan
over a year ago

Home Counties &

A red flag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

username like pussy pounder, clit licker

videos

dick pix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quote this word nonsense

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Some profile names put me off before I even look at the profile.

Oh that too.

And probably a million other things!

Like exaggeration?

Only a small amount, I could probably get up to....A hundred or so

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By *illy999TV/TS
over a year ago

Taunton

wot u doin u look sexi lets meat

No capital letters or punctuation.

Oh and the Messrs Sue Grabbit & Runne supposedly legal nonsense at the bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of cock pictures

Pictures on the loo

Pictures on public toilets

Unsexy underpants photos (ie around knees)

Ranty lists

Being vulgar/crass

Lots of action photos

'I've been on here before'

'Fill in later'

Agree 100%

Married.

Is anyone left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics with an untidy house in the background

Make the effort ffs

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Picture of their pride and joy over an open toilet or sitting on a toilet with their pants round their ankles...

Fill in later

No pictures at all!

All the Sidney University disclaimers....

I mentioned grammar and punctuation once and also got similar abuse. It's incredible how many people are "dyslexic" "

Im dyslexic. Takes me longer to post and reply at times but thats as im usually googling how to spell stuff..predictive text is usless most of the time. So when sum1 sys sozz im carp @ spelling....i delete. Bit of effort is all thats needed.

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Picture of their pride and joy over an open toilet or sitting on a toilet with their pants round their ankles...

Fill in later

No pictures at all!

All the Sidney University disclaimers....

I mentioned grammar and punctuation once and also got similar abuse. It's incredible how many people are "dyslexic"

Sorry the curiosity is killing me.

Is the Shangri-la in your location a reference to glasto?

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Picture of their pride and joy over an open toilet or sitting on a toilet with their pants round their ankles...

Fill in later

No pictures at all!

All the Sidney University disclaimers....

I mentioned grammar and punctuation once and also got similar abuse. It's incredible how many people are "dyslexic"

Sorry the curiosity is killing me.

Is the Shangri-la in your location a reference to glasto?"

Sorry no. Its from the book " lost horizon"

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Picture of their pride and joy over an open toilet or sitting on a toilet with their pants round their ankles...

Fill in later

No pictures at all!

All the Sidney University disclaimers....

I mentioned grammar and punctuation once and also got similar abuse. It's incredible how many people are "dyslexic"

Sorry the curiosity is killing me.

Is the Shangri-la in your location a reference to glasto?

Sorry no. Its from the book " lost horizon" "

By James Hilton?

Sorry I just saw it and old memories of trying to be a cool hippy at glasto came flooding back. Lol. It used to be the name of a village they put up. Was very utopian in its vibe.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

I move right along."

Get that strapon on

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

A woman writing "I'm fussy because I can be"

Its true but you don't need to say it, just sounds arrogant to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Untidy homes, legs in bath pics, feet pics and SHOUTY RANTS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman with a cactus picture. I know she'll be a prickly one to deal with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooooo many

But guys who post updates such as....

“ need my throbbing cock suckin now bitches”

Hmmmm

What an enticing invitation

Ooooo yes please

I can hardly wait

I’ll just put my life on hold, slip into something sexy and rush straight over to your bed sit.really I'm here legs akimbo

Ahhhhhh one of these days x "
im gonna walk all over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles with the following:-

-Pictures of Unprotected sex.

-Pictures in action.

-Looking for SugaDaddies or selling nudes and stuff.

-Blank lazy profiles.

-Cum Dump profiles.

-Profiles who are drug friendly.

-Arrogant profiles.

-Far too many verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the ive been there done that attitude and theyre only 20 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any communist countries!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any communist countries!

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lol das vidhan

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Terminology - those profiles that sound like they don’t actually like women.

Anything that is crude

Penis avatars

Demanding/shouty profiles.

Never ending penis photos - put your pants on and I may look.

Mostly though it is about the tone of the blurb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman writing "I'm fussy because I can be"

Its true but you don't need to say it, just sounds arrogant to me.

Uh oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile ranting, lacking recent pictures, lacking content, calling themselves a nice guy.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Couples profiles where the bio and photos all seem to be generated by the male with little or no interaction by the female half

It’s easily identifiable when a bio is written by a guy Like come on peeps jeeezz. What a day. It is indeed a Black Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple profile where there only of 1 of them

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

A not so Sexy vegetable sticking out of a hairy wizards Sleeve, and when I mean sticking out, only the stem was visible,,

That was a big nope for me, not a fan of Eggplant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flag of china and turkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A not so Sexy vegetable sticking out of a hairy wizards Sleeve, and when I mean sticking out, only the stem was visible,,

That was a big nope for me, not a fan of Eggplant. "

I should not have read this whilst eating my breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When looking at profiles on here?

Or other dating apps?

What instantly makes you stop looking?"
men in womens underwear. Just not my thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Agreeing with 90% of the points made, I realise that I'm fussy, demanding and hard to please.

I’m glad I made it over the high bar!!

It was your sexy use of the semi colon that swung it.

Use of the semicolon is incredibly sexy.

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By *terobs6869Man
over a year ago

Llandudno

Size Queens.

People asking for drugs.

Pics where the background is a total mess.

And couples pics where the guy is plastered in tatoos. Only because we're not likely to get on.

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

"Agreeing with 90% of the points made, I realise that I'm fussy, demanding and hard to please.

I’m glad I made it over the high bar!!

It was your sexy use of the semi colon that swung it.

Use of the semicolon is incredibly sexy.

The absence of semicolons in my profile is why I get so few meets; better get it corrected!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Agreeing with 90% of the points made, I realise that I'm fussy, demanding and hard to please.

I’m glad I made it over the high bar!!

It was your sexy use of the semi colon that swung it.

Use of the semicolon is incredibly sexy.

The absence of semicolons in my profile is why I get so few meets; better get it corrected! "

You see? An excellent impression made already!

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

pictures of people and you can see there houses are filthy

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"A not so Sexy vegetable sticking out of a hairy wizards Sleeve, and when I mean sticking out, only the stem was visible,,

That was a big nope for me, not a fan of Eggplant.

I should not have read this whilst eating my breakfast.

"
well your lucky missus

You only have the mental image, the visual one is burned into my memory bank forever,, lol and it's on here somewhere btw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When looking at profiles on here?

Or other dating apps?

What instantly makes you stop looking?"

Everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A not so Sexy vegetable sticking out of a hairy wizards Sleeve, and when I mean sticking out, only the stem was visible,,

That was a big nope for me, not a fan of Eggplant.

I should not have read this whilst eating my breakfast.

well your lucky missus

You only have the mental image, the visual one is burned into my memory bank forever,, lol and it's on here somewhere btw. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics of tied up boobs so purple they look like they are going to burst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many things.

But, mainly action shots and spunk splodged everywhere.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

and spunk splodged everywhere.

But you make it sound so appealing

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"A woman writing "I'm fussy because I can be"

Its true but you don't need to say it, just sounds arrogant to me.

Uh oh

Haha am I salty for writing that?

The way you wrote it sounds quite endearing for some reason haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When looking at profiles on here?

Or other dating apps?

What instantly makes you stop looking?"

If they are married and cheating on their partner...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with no pics demanding pics or instant delete

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"A not so Sexy vegetable sticking out of a hairy wizards Sleeve, and when I mean sticking out, only the stem was visible,,

That was a big nope for me, not a fan of Eggplant.

I should not have read this whilst eating my breakfast.

well your lucky missus

You only have the mental image, the visual one is burned into my memory bank forever,, lol and it's on here somewhere btw. "

I really hope I never stumble across it!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

2 biggies for me. Guys saying they are genuine and that bloody stupid disclaimer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t know I colour blind

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

A ranty list of demands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I move right along."

Men are much easier to find. I would love to meet a woman who I could have some fun with, but there aren't many women on Fab. Also, with most of them (yes, with me, too, though at weekends only) there is a male partner/bf/husband lurking in the background. But hopefully one day I'll get lucky again to have some 1:1 female action.

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By *akemepurrWoman
over a year ago

Fife

"Picture of their pride and joy over an open toilet or sitting on a toilet with their pants round their ankles...

Fill in later

No pictures at all!

All the Sidney University disclaimers....

I mentioned grammar and punctuation once and also got similar abuse. It's incredible how many people are "dyslexic"

I don’t mind if someone’s dyslexic - and if they’d said that I would’ve apologised for slightly ripping their profile to shreds (the little that was actually on it!).

I thought of something else that’s a total turnoff for me on profiles and I’ve forgotten again!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Wont meet smokers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Wont meet smokers""
guilty

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

""Wont meet smokers" guilty

Lots of fab users wont. I get that it's just preference bit its bloody annoying.

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By *oneypot40Woman
over a year ago

Taunton

"When looking at profiles on here?

Or other dating apps?

What instantly makes you stop looking?

This! Very eloquently explained

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Nothing but cock pics.

Single male with nothing but action pics.

No public pics.

And this is the short list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman writing "I'm fussy because I can be"

Its true but you don't need to say it, just sounds arrogant to me.

Uh oh

Haha am I salty for writing that?

The way you wrote it sounds quite endearing for some reason haha"

Maybe I should remove it... but thank you x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

oh another one. Guys sticking their tongue out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hi l don't bite, professional what what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid filters, especially on men

Puke

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By *assy_AttitudeWoman
over a year ago

RHYL

Fill in later. Typing in caps. Safe sex but bareback piccies.

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By *eniorsxMan
over a year ago

Coggeshall

Shit tattoos acquired by a council estate scratcher as they are cheaper

Look nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Wont meet smokers" guilty

Lots of fab users wont. I get that it's just preference bit its bloody annoying."
it's only like other prefetences. Dont take it personally x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Wont meet smokers" guilty

Lots of fab users wont. I get that it's just preference bit its bloody annoying. it's only like other prefetences. Dont take it personally x"
preferences *

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By *assy_AttitudeWoman
over a year ago

RHYL

[Removed by poster at 29/11/19 13:22:35]

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By *assy_AttitudeWoman
over a year ago

RHYL

Along with alot of ladies the cock piccy

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Loads of cock pics at diff angles

Profiles with more of another woman/women than him

Minimum profile txt

Wording such as "not here for email table tennis,expect to meet after x messages

Married or attached and here in secret.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit tattoos acquired by a council estate scratcher as they are cheaper

Look nasty "

Oh yeah this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When looking at profiles on here?

Or other dating apps?

What instantly makes you stop looking?"

Checking couples profiles/photos and seeing the "wife" is clearly stolen pics of 2 different women, clearly a single guy trying to get his rocks off. Instant block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no public pictures and no verifications

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Picture of their pride and joy over an open toilet or sitting on a toilet with their pants round their ankles...

Fill in later

No pictures at all!

All the Sidney University disclaimers....

I mentioned grammar and punctuation once and also got similar abuse. It's incredible how many people are "dyslexic"

Sorry the curiosity is killing me.

Is the Shangri-la in your location a reference to glasto?

Sorry no. Its from the book " lost horizon"

By James Hilton?

Sorry I just saw it and old memories of trying to be a cool hippy at glasto came flooding back. Lol. It used to be the name of a village they put up. Was very utopian in its vibe. "

Thats the one. Always wonder what other peoples utopia would be.

But ive never made it to glasto. One day maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A piece of cloth which is red colored.

I sometimes amaze myself with my own jokes.

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By *ecrets4everCouple
over a year ago

Anyone stating they’re a ‘heavy cummer’

So off putting, makes me retch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- Overly demanding.

- Profile full of clichés.

- Unattractive photos.

- Hardcore photos of the gaping and semen variety.

- No profile text whatsoever.

- Ugly status updates.

- Veri's from dubious characters.

- Snapchat filters.

- Pics with kids in them.

- Conservative voter.

List goes on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White socks.

Chunky gold jewelry.

They own pigs.

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By *ecrets4everCouple
over a year ago

" White socks.

Chunky gold jewelry.

They own pigs."

I have a jewellery phobia!

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