FabSwingers.com forum: Something sexual you’re rubbish at

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m shit at kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving head

Trying to get better

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I can’t perform auto-fellatio (and gawd knows I’ve tried!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t perform auto-fellatio (and gawd knows I’ve tried!) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be easier to name the things I'm good at.

...And done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving blowjobs to circumcised Men.. Oh they are soooo sensitive.. haha

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I can't give a hand-job, I'm too tentative.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would be easier to name the things I'm good at.

...And done!"

You’re good at photoshopping

I’ll never rem_mber the photo you sent me for recruiting newbies to the forums

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

You know how some women bounce on a cock like it's a pogo stick? Yeah. That.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex. Just can't seem to get the hang of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giving head

Trying to get better "
you can practice on me if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't know, my guys have always been too polite to tell me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know how some women bounce on a cock like it's a pogo stick? Yeah. That."

I’m awful on top! My husband favours it but I feel I’m rubbish

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By *teve48ukMan
over a year ago

Ware

Rimming! Just don’t get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rubbish at BDSM. Just not for me. Not into anything crazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rimming! Just don’t get it"

It’s licking an arsehole

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

I didnt do blow jobs for years ,even now its rare ,some dicks i just dont fancy in my gob ,but feel im not the best at it ,so glad hubby is bi as he is loads better ,maybe he should give me lessons ...

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By *teve48ukMan
over a year ago

Ware

"Rimming! Just don’t get it

It’s licking an arsehole

Lol yep well done, but why oh why??

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You know how some women bounce on a cock like it's a pogo stick? Yeah. That.

I’m awful on top! My husband favours it but I feel I’m rubbish

I'm good on top if I can sort of lean forward and kind of twerk? That works well. But this fat body is not designed for those sort of squat sex moves.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rimming! Just don’t get it

It’s licking an arsehole

Lol yep well done, but why oh why?? "

Some folk like it

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm shit at smacking arses

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

I should be a little more selfish

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Rimming! Just don’t get it

It’s licking an arsehole

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By *mmoMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

Tie and tease. I can't resist just fucking off down the pub and leaving her there strapped up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69. I can’t multitask.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Giving head

Trying to get better you can practice on me if you like

A cucumber, sausage or a dildo would also be good to practice on.

Tip, just nod your head with your mouth open, don't forget the balls.

As for me it has to be some of kinky stuff eg BDSM, I do the basics very well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexting... no thanks lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aabsolutely cannot do a 69 ... it's more your turn my turn here

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Saying 'no' when I'm in the momentbin a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giving head

Trying to get better you can practice on me if you like

A cucumber, sausage or a dildo would also be good to practice on.

Tip, just nod your head with your mouth open, don't forget the balls.

As for me it has to be some of kinky stuff eg BDSM, I do the basics very well.

I’ve got willing volunteers, no worries.

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By *ick68Man
over a year ago

Near you

Im rubbish at everything, maybe thats why i havent had sex in two years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being overly dominated.

It just usually makes me laugh if someone is trying to be too dominate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aabsolutely cannot do a 69 ... it's more your turn my turn here

Same!

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"I’m shit at kissing"

I am always told that I’m a great kisser, just saying.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Rimming - My tongue isn't long enough.

Roleplay - Can't keep a straight face. It kick-starts the giggles which in turn makes me unable to perform.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recieving oral. I have deep set reasons why but beast has worked with me over sorting them out but I'm still a little

when it starts.

I also personally think I'm crap on top I have little legs!

Belle

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m not very good at causing pain. I’m a lover not a fighter.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Striptease. I fall over.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

All of it! Is there a manual or guide book? I did watch porn but I've been told that is not a good teacher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of it! Is there a manual or guide book? I did watch porn but I've been told that is not a good teacher. "

I'll coach you

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

"69. I can’t multitask.

I'm just selfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dealing with a hot, thick and creamy load in my mouth, trying to look like I'm ever so grateful and not gagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"69. I can’t multitask.

I'm just selfish

Haha I don’t mind if I’m the giver or receiver, I enjoy both equally. I just can’t be both simultaneously

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

The on top thing!

I've got a twisted pelvis, anything more than 3/4 minutes & my right hip can pop out of its socket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going on top. I'm a lazy bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m awful at not saying what I’m thinking during the heat of the moment. That’s got me in trouble before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking. Don't ask me questions when in the moment. You won't get an answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex. Just can't seem to get the hang of it."

This

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Giving blowjobs to circumcised Men.. Oh they are soooo sensitive.. haha"
really?? C finds the opposite and its difficult for him to come from blowjobs

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Hand jobs and being on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, I don't know! I like to think I'm pretty good

I'd say at the moment it would have to be my fitness levels when it comes to sex. I'm knackered after a 10 minute shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

talking dirty, I just can't think of anything to say and then I start laughing

cowgirl, my legs are too short and I can't get right position

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Hmm, I don't know! I like to think I'm pretty good

I'd say at the moment it would have to be my fitness levels when it comes to sex. I'm knackered after a 10 minute shag. "

10 minutes?! Holy crap, that’s an endurance fuck.

Thirty seconds is my limit

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Licking arseholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving a hand job, my arms get tired very quickly x

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

dirty talk during sex

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By *WStockingtopsCouple
over a year ago

bristol

Reverse Cowgirl with her leaning back. Im just to average in the willy size

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

Dirty talk. I get so shy and just don't know what to say

P. S. For the girls saying theyre too short to ride... Pillows under your knees work well

(brat)

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By *mnipotent_BehemothMan
over a year ago

near Merry Hill shopping centre

Rope, I’m dyslexic and struggle with knots, so have lots of other restraint instead

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Fingering my fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know how some women bounce on a cock like it's a pogo stick? Yeah. That."
. Yeah that's me too it turns my legs to jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t do dirty talk .... like I can do it but not that prolonged monologue or filth some folks want

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Just generally looking/being sexy.

Some women are. Some aren't.

I don't think I am!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm not confident on top. Though I've found it varies with the guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m shit at kissing"
spanking.... and not the monkey

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I’m shit at kissingspanking.... and not the monkey "

Wassat about Monkeys??

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Wearing a strap on.

Felt like a complete idiot!

Mrs TMN x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm not confident on top. Though I've found it varies with the guy."

Hmm .. noted

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Cowgirl - I feel like I can't get into a proper rhythm. I've been assured repeatedly that i'm very good at it, but I still don't think I get it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgasming.

It rarely happens when I’m with a man.

With my rabbit on my own, it’s fine.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'd always enjoyed sex but never felt like I was great at it even though I've had really great sex.

I feel more confident now a days but there is always room for improvement. Practice makes perfect.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Being quiet

Sb "

Ha ha, same here!

Mrs TMN x

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"You know how some women bounce on a cock like it's a pogo stick? Yeah. That.

I’m awful on top! My husband favours it but I feel I’m rubbish

I'm good on top if I can sort of lean forward and kind of twerk? That works well. But this fat body is not designed for those sort of squat sex moves.

This, I once tried, lost balance and face planted the wall. I shall not be trying that again.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Orgasming.

It rarely happens when I’m with a man.

With my rabbit on my own, it’s fine.

It never happens for me with anyone.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Unfastening bras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orgasming.

It rarely happens when I’m with a man.

With my rabbit on my own, it’s fine.

It never happens for me with anyone. "

What about when you’re on your own?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Orgasming.

It rarely happens when I’m with a man.

With my rabbit on my own, it’s fine.

It never happens for me with anyone.

What about when you’re on your own?"

On my own it's fine

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Orgasming.

It rarely happens when I’m with a man.

With my rabbit on my own, it’s fine.

It never happens for me with anyone.

What about when you’re on your own?

On my own it's fine"

For a long while it was only me and my vibe and I thought I may not be able to reach climax without it, even with a guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spanking

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Silent sex

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Silent sex

For me, noisy sex lol

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Orgasming.

It rarely happens when I’m with a man.

With my rabbit on my own, it’s fine.

It never happens for me with anyone.

What about when you’re on your own?

On my own it's fine

For a long while it was only me and my vibe and I thought I may not be able to reach climax without it, even with a guy. "

I'm hoping one day a man can do it but if not, I still enjoy sex

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Silent sex

For me, noisy sex lol

Me too ... I'm not a noisy fucker

Red however ... makes for both of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roleplay

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By *ont_shoot_I_love_americaMan
over a year ago

Ilford

Finding Women!

I'm useless at rough sex. I like to be nice

but apparently being bad is all the rage! Pardon the pun.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Orgasming.

It rarely happens when I’m with a man.

With my rabbit on my own, it’s fine.

It never happens for me with anyone.

What about when you’re on your own?

On my own it's fine

For a long while it was only me and my vibe and I thought I may not be able to reach climax without it, even with a guy.

I'm hoping one day a man can do it but if not, I still enjoy sex

I'm sure it will, you know you can cum and it just takes that one guy. If not sex is still a beautiful, enjoyable thing between 2 people.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Rimming! Just don’t get it"

Dont worry.

I am not getting any at the minute either.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Finding Women!

I'm useless at rough sex. I like to be nice

but apparently being bad is all the rage! Pardon the pun. "

Being is bad/rough is not something all women want. There's a lot to be said for passionate, sensual, intimate sex...I think.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Orgasming.

It rarely happens when I’m with a man.

With my rabbit on my own, it’s fine.

It never happens for me with anyone.

What about when you’re on your own?

On my own it's fine

For a long while it was only me and my vibe and I thought I may not be able to reach climax without it, even with a guy.

I'm hoping one day a man can do it but if not, I still enjoy sex

I'm sure it will, you know you can cum and it just takes that one guy. If not sex is still a beautiful, enjoyable thing between 2 people."

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Orgasming.

It rarely happens when I’m with a man.

With my rabbit on my own, it’s fine.

It never happens for me with anyone.

What about when you’re on your own?

On my own it's fine

For a long while it was only me and my vibe and I thought I may not be able to reach climax without it, even with a guy.

I'm hoping one day a man can do it but if not, I still enjoy sex

I'm sure it will, you know you can cum and it just takes that one guy. If not sex is still a beautiful, enjoyable thing between 2 people."

I'm having fun letting the men try

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Orgasming.

It rarely happens when I’m with a man.

With my rabbit on my own, it’s fine.

It never happens for me with anyone.

What about when you’re on your own?

On my own it's fine

For a long while it was only me and my vibe and I thought I may not be able to reach climax without it, even with a guy.

I'm hoping one day a man can do it but if not, I still enjoy sex

I'm sure it will, you know you can cum and it just takes that one guy. If not sex is still a beautiful, enjoyable thing between 2 people.

I'm having fun letting the men try

And that is what it's about, having fun and enjoying yourself..that's how I like to do it

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Blow jobs. I just am no good at them.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Orgasming.

It rarely happens when I’m with a man.

With my rabbit on my own, it’s fine.

It never happens for me with anyone.

What about when you’re on your own?

On my own it's fine

For a long while it was only me and my vibe and I thought I may not be able to reach climax without it, even with a guy.

I'm hoping one day a man can do it but if not, I still enjoy sex

I'm sure it will, you know you can cum and it just takes that one guy. If not sex is still a beautiful, enjoyable thing between 2 people.

I'm having fun letting the men try

And that is what it's about, having fun and enjoying yourself..that's how I like to do it

Exactly, I'm not disappointed if it doesn't happen because I have fun anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blow jobs. I just am no good at them. "

lies

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Orgasming.

It rarely happens when I’m with a man.

With my rabbit on my own, it’s fine.

It never happens for me with anyone.

What about when you’re on your own?

On my own it's fine

For a long while it was only me and my vibe and I thought I may not be able to reach climax without it, even with a guy.

I'm hoping one day a man can do it but if not, I still enjoy sex

I'm sure it will, you know you can cum and it just takes that one guy. If not sex is still a beautiful, enjoyable thing between 2 people.

I'm having fun letting the men try

And that is what it's about, having fun and enjoying yourself..that's how I like to do it

Exactly, I'm not disappointed if it doesn't happen because I have fun anyway."

Sometimes the more you focus on it happening, the less likely it is to happen ... having the fun regardless is exactly the thing

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Orgasming. It just doesn't happen for me....

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

Cumming while recieving a blowjob never managed it

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

I am rubbish at role playing in the bedroom.

My girlfriend wanted to reverse role play so i dressed up in her clothes and play acted having a bad headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being on top, I'm so uncoordinated it just looks awkward. And swallowing, husband cums way too much and just can't do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m shit at kissing"

I may have to give you some one on one lessons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having meaningless sex or even a quickie. It is like running a 100mt dash. Too much focus on the finish line.

Love the marathons. The longer the distance, the better it is. It's all about the pace, breathing techniques and most importantly focusing on the present.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staying awake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having meaningless sex or even a quickie. It is like running a 100mt dash. Too much focus on the finish line.

Love the marathons. The longer the distance, the better it is. It's all about the pace, breathing techniques and most importantly focusing on the present.

Dude, it's ok to wear socks and sandals.kudos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Staying awake."

Do you sign a consent form just in case?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being quiet, the bdsm stuff, and worse than all that, actually knowing when I’ve got an chance with a woman or being able to approach/ “chat up” women.

I kinda just fumble around till we’re friends or we just stop talking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helping the mrs do her hold ups and stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know how some women bounce on a cock like it's a pogo stick? Yeah. That."

Haha this is my talent and I’m not an athletic person haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep throat im a gagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...@

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Staying awake.

Do you sign a consent form just in case?"

Yep, a manual not a form.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies I'm with you on the dirty talk it's just not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cumming, especially if I can't think of anybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe the amount of ladies who aren't having orgasms! Have any of you tried using a wand vibrator on your clit whilst being fucked? This is what I always do!! Can't live without my wand; it brings me endless amazing orgasms time after time and if the guy I'm with don't like it he can feck off cos we do just fine on our own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies I'm with you on the dirty talk it's just not me

Don't mind a bit of dirty talk now and then if I'm in the mood and it just pops out. What I hate is being told to talk dirty cos I just draw a blank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexually, there’s probably a long list built the one thing I’d like to get better at is flirting and general conversation but I don’t have great people skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't give a hand-job, I'm too tentative."

Don't worry about it. I've never met a woman who was good at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penelope loves the wand too! Especially whilst fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cumming while recieving a blowjob never managed it

Same I have to use my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know how some women bounce on a cock like it's a pogo stick?

Yeah. That."

Yes me too on this one.

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Blow jobs. I just am no good at them.

lies

OMG shhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blow jobs. I just am no good at them.

lies

OMG shhhhh

you could cook butterfly chicken with those red cheeks,possibly badly though...

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Blow jobs. I just am no good at them.

lies

OMG shhhhh

you could cook butterfly chicken with those red cheeks,possibly badly though...

You have an excellent memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirting! Absolutely useless

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sex. Just can't seem to get the hang of it."

How dissapointing.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"Giving blowjobs to circumcised Men.. Oh they are soooo sensitive.. haha"

Really? I'm circumsided but never cum yet from a bj

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Reverse cowgirl. I just end up awkwardly leaning forwards and bacowards trying different angles to get it in before giving up and just doing it the standard way

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

Sucking toes...can’t and won’t

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"Striptease. I fall over. "

I laughed sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal sex, both ways.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Not great at thrusting, end up coming too quick.

No one seems to mind, maybe because they've already cum 6 times

Very good at kissing and fingering apparently

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Spooning

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Spooning"

Always end up forking instead?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Reading the "signs" of attraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reverse cowgirl. I just end up awkwardly leaning forwards and bacowards trying different angles to get it in before giving up and just doing it the standard way

This. Very awkward for me. Maybe we just need to practice the frog stretch at the gym...

N x

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Being Dom, the couple of people I tried it on said I was good, but I feel like I was awful

I also suck at dirty talk and flirting

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Reverse cowgirl. I just end up awkwardly leaning forwards and bacowards trying different angles to get it in before giving up and just doing it the standard way

This. Very awkward for me. Maybe we just need to practice the frog stretch at the gym...

N x"

I'm very flexible, just at that angle it seems impossible to hold yourself in a way to ease it in at all! It also feels a bit like I'm fighting to get it in at an unnatural angle. Maybe I've got a wonky fanny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69, can't keep a rhythm when I'm distracted at the other end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, I’m fucking amazing at everything I do.

Just kidding, I’m mediocre at best

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I don't know.

I've not dun anything to find out.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Can't believe the amount of ladies who aren't having orgasms! Have any of you tried using a wand vibrator on your clit whilst being fucked? This is what I always do!! Can't live without my wand; it brings me endless amazing orgasms time after time and if the guy I'm with don't like it he can feck off cos we do just fine on our own

Using my wand is the only way I cum on meets.

Hubby can make me cum by oral but no one else has......yet....

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Flirting! Absolutely useless

I can teach you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies if you need practice I'm here btw

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Ladies if you need practice I'm here btw

Only if you promise to save me if I lose my balance, face planting the wall was funny but painful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using my wand is the only way I cum on meets.

Hubby can make me cum by oral but no one else has......yet...."

Would you like me to take the challenge on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting! Absolutely useless

I can teach you!"

Someone was supposed to be teaching me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fisting! Absolutely useless

I can teach you!

Someone was supposed to be teaching me!

You just take your fist and put it inside the vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fisting! Absolutely useless

I can teach you!

Someone was supposed to be teaching me!

You just take your fist and put it inside the vagina "

Ffs I thought I’d read the original reply wrong. Just had to do a double check lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know how some women bounce on a cock like it's a pogo stick? Yeah. That.

I’m awful on top! My husband favours it but I feel I’m rubbish

I'm good on top if I can sort of lean forward and kind of twerk? That works well. But this fat body is not designed for those sort of squat sex moves.

I'm right there with you! I just dont feel sexy doing it and worry I will squish them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fisting! Absolutely useless

I can teach you!

Someone was supposed to be teaching me!

You just take your fist and put it inside the vagina

Ffs I thought I’d read the original reply wrong. Just had to do a double check lol"

You are welcome x

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Fisting! Absolutely useless

I can teach you!

Someone was supposed to be teaching me!

You just take your fist and put it inside the vagina "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willing to try new things, I'm hesitant. I've tried a few things recently and loved it but anything new I have to ease myself to it

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

" Willing to try new things, I'm hesitant. I've tried a few things recently and loved it but anything new I have to ease myself to it"

I giggled at 'ease myself to it'. I'm so immature

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By *ackandJill1Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"69. I can’t multitask.

Absolutely this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Willing to try new things, I'm hesitant. I've tried a few things recently and loved it but anything new I have to ease myself to it

I giggled at 'ease myself to it'. I'm so immature "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting! Absolutely useless

I can teach you!"

It’d be impossible to teach a clown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reverse cowgirl. I just end up awkwardly leaning forwards and bacowards trying different angles to get it in before giving up and just doing it the standard way

This. Very awkward for me. Maybe we just need to practice the frog stretch at the gym...

N x

Haha. I’m sure your fanny is fine!! Lol! Yes, I’m very flexible too, used to teach ashtanga yoga, but it’s actually angle and strength for me! That’s why I’m working so hard in the gym!! I’ll treat myself to a wonky cowgirl outfit when I master the position.

N x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wearing a strap on.

Felt like a complete idiot!

Mrs TMN x"

Same here! L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies if you need practice I'm here btw

Only if you promise to save me if I lose my balance, face planting the wall was funny but painful! "

No way, best way to practice is without training wheels

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Ladies if you need practice I'm here btw

Do you have lessons in tantric sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The actual penetration part. I'm shit. I cum within seconds, plus my cock starts going soft.

I much prefer lengthy foreplay with my hands and mouth.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"The actual penetration part. I'm shit. I cum within seconds, plus my cock starts going soft.

I much prefer lengthy foreplay with my hands and mouth. "

I'm exactly the same. Last ages during a bj but once inside a wet warm vagina boom.

Really enjoy making her cum repeatedly with fingers, tongue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex talk. I'm all ..."erm, I'd appreciate it if you popped your penis in my poonani" while awkward dry humping.

Or they're giving it some sex talk skills and I respond with "shall we have pizza for tea?"

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Sex. Insufficient practice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know how some women bounce on a cock like it's a pogo stick? Yeah. That.

I’m awful on top! My husband favours it but I feel I’m rubbish

I'm good on top if I can sort of lean forward and kind of twerk? That works well. But this fat body is not designed for those sort of squat sex moves.

I'm right there with you! I just dont feel sexy doing it and worry I will squish them"

Oh my legs cave in the squatty thing. I feel like a weakling failure and it makes me wanna cry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit at rimming just don’t know what I’m doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just found out Saffron40 is bad at pretending it's good.

Dont ask how I know that

A friend told me

Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse cowgirl .

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm rubbish at sex full stop.

However, I make up for my lack of prowess by being really quick, so you don't have to endure my clumsy attempts at lovemaking for very long.

I've found speed to be an excellent trade off over being boarded by a sweating, overweight, sexually inept, tiny cocked, clusterfuck of a man.

Just putting it out there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies if you need practice I'm here btw

Do you have lessons in tantric sex

"
oh hell no, my part is playing the starfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would the woman on this thread I’ve fucked care to give me feedback please?

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

"Sex talk. I'm all ..."erm, I'd appreciate it if you popped your penis in my poonani""

Ooh, that’s working for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finding Women!

I'm useless at rough sex. I like to be nice

but apparently being bad is all the rage! Pardon the pun.

Being is bad/rough is not something all women want. There's a lot to be said for passionate, sensual, intimate sex...I think."

I agree..love lots of sensual kissing and foreplay...enjoy the build up!

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