FabSwingers.com forum: Have you ever had sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With the forbidden fruit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melons?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Melons?"

Watermelon specifically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Melons?

Watermelon specifically "

No I have not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Melons?

Watermelon specifically "

Bit seedy.... Ouch...

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Passion fruit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colour me confused...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

That's the apple according to the Bible

In a roundabout way, I'll answer yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber is a fruit, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had sex with some fruits in my time, never forbidden ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I mean someone who you shouldn't be having sex with or in a situation where it where it shouldn't of happened.

Like with your sister in law or brother in law. With police on duty or with a doctor in the clinic..?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

No, but it's the ultimate goal. And has been for 25 years

I'm playing the long game with this one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean someone who you shouldn't be having sex with or in a situation where it where it shouldn't of happened.

Like with your sister in law or brother in law. With police on duty or with a doctor in the clinic..? "

The clinic....?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

What is the forbidden fruit?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Apples are a bit small aren't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In answer to your question though, yes...

(But not in a clinic)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In answer to your question though, yes...

(But not in a clinic)

Doctors surgery.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"What is the forbidden fruit?"

durian fruit in parts of Asia- although it fookin stinks, which is why it’s forbidden in various public places....so you probably wouldn’t want to stick anything in it anyway

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Melons?

Watermelon specifically "

I'm not sure it would fit but I'll give it a go if I've got plenty of lube.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber is a fruit, right?"

I enjoy cucumber occasionally ... apparently!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Forget about the fruit

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Ladies... reminder than a cucumber is a fruit ... so be honest ... have ya?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Melons?

Watermelon specifically

I'm not sure it would fit but I'll give it a go if I've got plenty of lube."

"Anything is a dildo of you are brave enough!" - Abraham Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In answer to your question though, yes...

(But not in a clinic)

Doctors surgery. "

Having sex in a doctors surgery? With whom?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forget about the fruit "

Unless you have been having sex with fruit. In that case I want to hear about it

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What is the forbidden fruit?

durian fruit in parts of Asia- although it fookin stinks, which is why it’s forbidden in various public places....so you probably wouldn’t want to stick anything in it anyway

Any yet the orangutan love them

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Ladies... reminder than a cucumber is a fruit ... so be honest ... have ya?"

Damn ... there's an echo here

Must be cos of Lacey after her watermelon attempt .. acting like a resonance chamber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In answer to your question though, yes...

(But not in a clinic)

Doctors surgery.

Having sex in a doctors surgery? With whom?

With the doctor. I imagine it's happend.

Or with a nurse at the hospital.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean someone who you shouldn't be having sex with or in a situation where it where it shouldn't of happened.

Like with your sister in law or brother in law. With police on duty or with a doctor in the clinic..? "

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Ladies... reminder than a cucumber is a fruit ... so be honest ... have ya?

Damn ... there's an echo here

Must be cos of Lacey after her watermelon attempt .. acting like a resonance chamber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it count that I get over excited having the speculum inserted in my pussy? I have made the floor a bit wet before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My friend is a taxi driver and he told me hes been offered payment in kind many times.

Kinda made me want to be a taxi driver.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it count that I get over excited having the speculum inserted in my pussy? I have made the floor a bit wet before

Yeah whatever that is, it sounds good

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My friend is a taxi driver and he told me hes been offered payment in kind many times.

Kinda made me want to be a taxi driver. "

Unfortunatley it's a bit hard to pay your own bills in blowjobs.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Ladies... reminder than a cucumber is a fruit ... so be honest ... have ya?

Damn ... there's an echo here

Must be cos of Lacey after her watermelon attempt .. acting like a resonance chamber

Its more like one of those air cannons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In answer to your question though, yes...

(But not in a clinic)

Doctors surgery.

Having sex in a doctors surgery? With whom?

With the doctor. I imagine it's happend.

Or with a nurse at the hospital. "

Probably with the ones who don’t value their careers and are alright with being disciplined / sacked, yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber is a fruit, right?

I enjoy cucumber occasionally ... apparently!

On your pizza...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always set up a fake taxi business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber is a fruit, right?

I enjoy cucumber occasionally ... apparently!

On your pizza...?

Sometimes works just as good without the pizza ....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Cucumber is a fruit, right?

I enjoy cucumber occasionally ... apparently!

On your pizza...?

Sometimes works just as good without the pizza ....

Fruit on pizza????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber is a fruit, right?

I enjoy cucumber occasionally ... apparently!

On your pizza...?

Sometimes works just as good without the pizza ....

Freak!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may have "

You have to tell us now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber is a fruit, right?

I enjoy cucumber occasionally ... apparently!

On your pizza...?

Sometimes works just as good without the pizza ....

Fruit on pizza????"

I thought pineapple was bad enough....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Cucumber is a fruit, right?

I enjoy cucumber occasionally ... apparently!

On your pizza...?

Sometimes works just as good without the pizza ....

Fruit on pizza????

I thought pineapple was bad enough...."

No pineapple on pizza is just wrong anything else Lucie decides to do with a pizza us fine, that's where I draw the line

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On the subject of fruit.. I remember years a man rushed back from work because he forgot something and he caught his wife using a cucumber

True story. I remember everyone talking about it.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Cucumber is a fruit, right?

I enjoy cucumber occasionally ... apparently!

On your pizza...?

Sometimes works just as good without the pizza ....

Fruit on pizza????

I thought pineapple was bad enough....

No pineapple on pizza is just wrong anything else Lucie decides to do with a pizza us fine, that's where I draw the line "

I'd forgive Lucie most things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber is a fruit, right?

I enjoy cucumber occasionally ... apparently!

On your pizza...?

Sometimes works just as good without the pizza ....

Fruit on pizza????

I thought pineapple was bad enough....

No pineapple on pizza is just wrong anything else Lucie decides to do with a pizza us fine, that's where I draw the line

I'd forgive Lucie most things

Even fucking a cucumber pizza?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Cucumber is a fruit, right?

I enjoy cucumber occasionally ... apparently!

On your pizza...?

Sometimes works just as good without the pizza ....

Fruit on pizza????

I thought pineapple was bad enough....

No pineapple on pizza is just wrong anything else Lucie decides to do with a pizza us fine, that's where I draw the line

I'd forgive Lucie most things

Even fucking a cucumber pizza?

We all have our kinks ... can I watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber is a fruit, right?

I enjoy cucumber occasionally ... apparently!

On your pizza...?

Sometimes works just as good without the pizza ....

Fruit on pizza????"

Noooooooooooooooooo!

My partner is Italian - it’s a big red line!!!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Cucumber is a fruit, right?"

How do you know whether a woman is horny or hungry....?

.....where she puts the cucumber.

Sorry.....think I'll leave this thread right here now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Melons?

Watermelon specifically

Bit seedy.... Ouch...

Funny

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I can safely say I've never fucked an apple.

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