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Anyone ever met a man who doesn’t “know how to use it”?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do they do - stick it in your belly button?

Helicopter in your general direction?

Try to fold it up origami style and stuff it in?

Please - is there any man who doesn’t know how to use it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper airplanes?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"What do they do - stick it in your belly button?

Helicopter in your general direction?

Try to fold it up origami style and stuff it in?

Please - is there any man who doesn’t know how to use it?"

Probably, if they were bought up to be completely sheltered.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Its for weeing foremostly surely...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its for weeing foremostly surely... "

So every time I read that he knows how to use it, they mean he’s toilet trained?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a virgin - unknowingly - he didn't know which hole he was going into...

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

Well we did ask one to stick it in Bitch’s twat...but he mistook twat for Twat...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once met a virgin - unknowingly - he didn't know which hole he was going into..."

Wow

Did you teach him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well we did ask one to stick it in Bitch’s twat...but he mistook twat for Twat...

"

Well... you will have confusing nicknames x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm partially confused by the question. I don't think there is anyone who doesn't fully know how to use it, it's natural and pure instinct. Sure there may be a few fumbles but generally instinct does all the work, mixed in with a little Sex Ed.

Or are you asking do they not know how to use it while also giving pleasure?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Well we did ask one to stick it in Bitch’s twat...but he mistook twat for Twat...

"

He must have had a faulty GPS system built into it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met a virgin - unknowingly - he didn't know which hole he was going into...

Wow

Did you teach him?"

Let's say it was very quick after 3 min.. and I never wanted to see him again. Even though he did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm partially confused by the question. I don't think there is anyone who doesn't fully know how to use it, it's natural and pure instinct. Sure there may be a few fumbles but generally instinct does all the work, mixed in with a little Sex Ed.

Or are you asking do they not know how to use it while also giving pleasure?"

It’s tongue in cheek...

So many profiles say that a man is “big and he knows how to use it”. It just sounds silly to me.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I've met well endowed guys who aren't that interested in foreplay and then just try to hammer away as deep as possible. I'd say that counts. They don't know how to get the best out of what they've got.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've met well endowed guys who aren't that interested in foreplay and then just try to hammer away as deep as possible. I'd say that counts. They don't know how to get the best out of what they've got."

See, this makes sense

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Its for weeing foremostly surely... "

Watersports.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm partially confused by the question. I don't think there is anyone who doesn't fully know how to use it, it's natural and pure instinct. Sure there may be a few fumbles but generally instinct does all the work, mixed in with a little Sex Ed.

Or are you asking do they not know how to use it while also giving pleasure?

It’s tongue in cheek...

So many profiles say that a man is “big and he knows how to use it”. It just sounds silly to me."

Right!

Best way is to downplay ability. That way you can only over perform! plus you don't seem like an arrogant cocky prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've met well endowed guys who aren't that interested in foreplay and then just try to hammer away as deep as possible. I'd say that counts. They don't know how to get the best out of what they've got."

I'd agree your not knocking a nail in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex said to my current partner “sure he’s got a big one, but he doesn’t know how to use it”....

She and ladies have I met since disagree with my ex.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I've met well endowed guys who aren't that interested in foreplay and then just try to hammer away as deep as possible. I'd say that counts. They don't know how to get the best out of what they've got.

I'd agree your not knocking a nail in "

Feels like they are sometimes

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I’ve met a few women who are completely useless so I’d imagine plenty of useless blokes about I take it you’re referring to man not being able to use his penis? Got to love a good old man bashing thread

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’ve met a few women who are completely useless so I’d imagine plenty of useless blokes about I take it you’re referring to man not being able to use his penis? Got to love a good old man bashing thread "

Someone's touchy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of us guys know how to use it to it'a full potential.

Like, for propping up a book for late night reading in bed or a game of hoopa.....

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"I’ve met a few women who are completely useless so I’d imagine plenty of useless blokes about I take it you’re referring to man not being able to use his penis? Got to love a good old man bashing thread

Someone's touchy."
very

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Some of us guys know how to use it to it'a full potential.

Like, for propping up a book for late night reading in bed or a game of hoopa..... "

I never considered how handy they could be! Somewhere handy to hang your towel too!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Some of us guys know how to use it to it'a full potential.

Like, for propping up a book for late night reading in bed or a game of hoopa.....

I never considered how handy they could be! Somewhere handy to hang your towel too!"
tee towel or beech towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of us guys know how to use it to it'a full potential.

Like, for propping up a book for late night reading in bed or a game of hoopa.....

I never considered how handy they could be! Somewhere handy to hang your towel too!"

yeah, definetely a handy tool to have. I use mine as a hand warmer in the winter too.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I've met well endowed guys who aren't that interested in foreplay and then just try to hammer away as deep as possible. I'd say that counts. They don't know how to get the best out of what they've got."

If I see or hear ‘I know how to use it’ this is my gut reaction, foreplay is irrelevant to them and they think a pounding is all a woman wants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve met a few women who are completely useless so I’d imagine plenty of useless blokes about I take it you’re referring to man not being able to use his penis? Got to love a good old man bashing thread "

Actually it’s often the wife of a man who comments about her hubby that he knows how to use it.

My issue is with the phrase, not men’s skills (or lack thereof)

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’ve met a few women who are completely useless so I’d imagine plenty of useless blokes about I take it you’re referring to man not being able to use his penis? Got to love a good old man bashing thread

Actually it’s often the wife of a man who comments about her hubby that he knows how to use it.

My issue is with the phrase, not men’s skills (or lack thereof)"

Comes back to, what you do with one doesn’t necessarily work for someone else. Listen and read the body don’t just assume one technique fits all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've met well endowed guys who aren't that interested in foreplay and then just try to hammer away as deep as possible. I'd say that counts. They don't know how to get the best out of what they've got."

Foreplay is a must gets me rock hard like my cock wants to blow up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve met a few women who are completely useless so I’d imagine plenty of useless blokes about I take it you’re referring to man not being able to use his penis? Got to love a good old man bashing thread

Actually it’s often the wife of a man who comments about her hubby that he knows how to use it.

My issue is with the phrase, not men’s skills (or lack thereof)

Comes back to, what you do with one doesn’t necessarily work for someone else. Listen and read the body don’t just assume one technique fits all "

Exactly. You’ve kinda got to be a little intuitive. I’ve met the girls who just want “a quick fuck”, but I personally prefer the whole sensual exploration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've met well endowed guys who aren't that interested in foreplay and then just try to hammer away as deep as possible. I'd say that counts. They don't know how to get the best out of what they've got.

I'd agree your not knocking a nail in

Too much porn !! All you would hear is my hips creaking

Feels like they are sometimes "

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Hmmmmm interesting.....so ya don't just stick it in and wiggle it about a bit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I like to pull mine out at parties and pull some awesome ‘genital sculptures’! The burger, the fly, and my top trick is the pelican! And last of all I do the wrist watch... I have to do it last due to the fact I have to draw a clock face on the side of my sausage haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met a virgin - unknowingly - he didn't know which hole he was going into..."

Hopefully you took care of the boys selina, and his V card was go e

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon


"I've met well endowed guys who aren't that interested in foreplay and then just try to hammer away as deep as possible. I'd say that counts. They don't know how to get the best out of what they've got."

See, this is where I (the Male half) do ok... my nob is nothing to write home about (who would do that anyway?) and being a bit of a Salad Dodger I’d get out of breath with too much pounding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hopeless.....

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