FabSwingers.com forum: Mistletoe

By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

Do you hang it?

Avoid it?

If you see it are you ready to pounce on who ever stands under it?

Any relationships stemmed from a mistletoe kiss?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

As a youngster or teen I would of avoided it but now I dont really give a crap. Trouble is that you dont see it much any more.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"As a youngster or teen I would of avoided it but now I dont really give a crap. Trouble is that you dont see it much any more."

I might do my bit to revive it and have one ready to pull out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thing about christmas! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a youngster or teen I would of avoided it but now I dont really give a crap. Trouble is that you dont see it much any more."

Its an endangered species

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Best thing about christmas! X"

I haven't seen it in years but remember dodging it and heading for it at parties

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"As a youngster or teen I would of avoided it but now I dont really give a crap. Trouble is that you dont see it much any more.

Its an endangered species"

Really..never knew that

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Mistletoe Factoid: Did you know that the original name for it was, Mistaltan?

The term, Mistal is derived from the Anglo-Saxon word for dung, whilst ’tan’ denotes a twig.

Basically, mistletoe therefore translates as, ‘Shit on a stick.’

Absolutely fascinating, I’m sure you will agree....

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Random Mistletoe Factoid: Did you know that the original name for it was, Mistaltan?

The term, Mistal is derived from the Anglo-Saxon word for dung, whilst ’tan’ denotes a twig.

Basically, mistletoe therefore translates as, ‘Shit on a stick.’

Absolutely fascinating, I’m sure you will agree...."

Fabulous

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Random Mistletoe Factoid: Did you know that the original name for it was, Mistaltan?

The term, Mistal is derived from the Anglo-Saxon word for dung, whilst ’tan’ denotes a twig.

Basically, mistletoe therefore translates as, ‘Shit on a stick.’

Absolutely fascinating, I’m sure you will agree...."

Killed it for me

I do like fun facts

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"As a youngster or teen I would of avoided it but now I dont really give a crap. Trouble is that you dont see it much any more.

Its an endangered species"

Doesn't surprise me. Mistletoe is a parasite that grows on orchard trees. Now that most of our fresh fruit comes from abroad, our orchards have declined making mistletoe rarer.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Random Mistletoe Factoid: Did you know that the original name for it was, Mistaltan?

The term, Mistal is derived from the Anglo-Saxon word for dung, whilst ’tan’ denotes a twig.

Basically, mistletoe therefore translates as, ‘Shit on a stick.’

Absolutely fascinating, I’m sure you will agree...."

Nice little factoid

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

come and stand under my shit stick just doesn't sound right!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'd want to pounce, but in this world of 'PC' I'd probably get arrested.

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Best thing about christmas! X"

Indeed

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'd want to pounce, but in this world of 'PC' I'd probably get arrested.

I'm not really sure if it's a political correctness issue. It's more of a personal space/sexual harassment issue.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd want to pounce, but in this world of 'PC' I'd probably get arrested.

I'm not really sure if it's a political correctness issue. It's more of a personal space/sexual harassment issue."

Glad we have the issues sorted...with this and it's an endangered shit stick...no wonder it's died out.

It was actually a bit of fun years ago...times change

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'd want to pounce, but in this world of 'PC' I'd probably get arrested.

I'm not really sure if it's a political correctness issue. It's more of a personal space/sexual harassment issue.

Glad we have the issues sorted...with this and it's an endangered shit stick...no wonder it's died out.

It was actually a bit of fun years ago...times change "

I imagine so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only ever really come across it once when I was 20. Was tricked into it by a female friend. Didn’t really mind if I’m honest.

Wouldn’t say I actually hang it as such.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come and stand under my shit stick just doesn't sound right!"

Sat in a quiet area at work on my lunch break and actually laughed aloud at this comment

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Another Entirely Unsolicited And Wholly Random Mistletoe Fact: Did you know that the plant is actually poisonous?

Yes indeedy - whilst it’s all fine and dandy to cop a sneaky snog underneath it, I’d definitely recommend not to snog the plant itself (the berries are toxic to humans).

Um....am I in any way ruining this innocent Christmas tradition?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'd want to pounce, but in this world of 'PC' I'd probably get arrested.

I'm not really sure if it's a political correctness issue. It's more of a personal space/sexual harassment issue.

Glad we have the issues sorted...with this and it's an endangered shit stick...no wonder it's died out.

It was actually a bit of fun years ago...times change "

Depends on the person - give us a kiss.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd want to pounce, but in this world of 'PC' I'd probably get arrested.

I'm not really sure if it's a political correctness issue. It's more of a personal space/sexual harassment issue.

Glad we have the issues sorted...with this and it's an endangered shit stick...no wonder it's died out.

It was actually a bit of fun years ago...times change

Depends on the person - give us a kiss.

Pucker up baby here I come xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'd want to pounce, but in this world of 'PC' I'd probably get arrested.

I'm not really sure if it's a political correctness issue. It's more of a personal space/sexual harassment issue.

Glad we have the issues sorted...with this and it's an endangered shit stick...no wonder it's died out.

It was actually a bit of fun years ago...times change

Depends on the person - give us a kiss.

Pucker up baby here I come xx

You know I'm gonna grab that arse as well.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd want to pounce, but in this world of 'PC' I'd probably get arrested.

I'm not really sure if it's a political correctness issue. It's more of a personal space/sexual harassment issue.

Glad we have the issues sorted...with this and it's an endangered shit stick...no wonder it's died out.

It was actually a bit of fun years ago...times change

Depends on the person - give us a kiss.

Pucker up baby here I come xx

You know I'm gonna grab that arse as well.

Mistletoe only gets you so

far you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random Mistletoe Factoid: Did you know that the original name for it was, Mistaltan?

The term, Mistal is derived from the Anglo-Saxon word for dung, whilst ’tan’ denotes a twig.

Basically, mistletoe therefore translates as, ‘Shit on a stick.’

Absolutely fascinating, I’m sure you will agree...."

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

That explains why it's a dogging spot in these here parts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The trees are heaving in it where I live and work. The wind blows a good bit down every year. I hang it, but have yet to be kissed under it. There isnt a lot of man traffic under my kitchen archway though, perhaps I should tie it in my hair.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I used to have a pair of mistletoe knickers.

Never feckin worked

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'd want to pounce, but in this world of 'PC' I'd probably get arrested.

I'm not really sure if it's a political correctness issue. It's more of a personal space/sexual harassment issue.

Glad we have the issues sorted...with this and it's an endangered shit stick...no wonder it's died out.

It was actually a bit of fun years ago...times change

Depends on the person - give us a kiss.

Pucker up baby here I come xx

You know I'm gonna grab that arse as well.

Mistletoe only gets you so

far you know

to Birmingham at least. Lol

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd want to pounce, but in this world of 'PC' I'd probably get arrested.

I'm not really sure if it's a political correctness issue. It's more of a personal space/sexual harassment issue.

Glad we have the issues sorted...with this and it's an endangered shit stick...no wonder it's died out.

It was actually a bit of fun years ago...times change

Depends on the person - give us a kiss.

Pucker up baby here I come xx

You know I'm gonna grab that arse as well.

Mistletoe only gets you so

far you know

to Birmingham at least. Lol"

At least

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'd want to pounce, but in this world of 'PC' I'd probably get arrested.

I'm not really sure if it's a political correctness issue. It's more of a personal space/sexual harassment issue.

Glad we have the issues sorted...with this and it's an endangered shit stick...no wonder it's died out.

It was actually a bit of fun years ago...times change

Depends on the person - give us a kiss.

Pucker up baby here I come xx

You know I'm gonna grab that arse as well.

Mistletoe only gets you so

far you know

to Birmingham at least. Lol

At least

Right I'm going to find some mistletoe.

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