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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Yesterday I really really wanted halloumi fries. However, when I nipped to Asda, all they had were mozzarella sticks! I bought them anyway and scoffed the lot, but with a heavy heart.

What crappy substitutes have dulled the sparkle in your eyes?

Mrs TMN x

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Buy the burger halloumi from aldi, it shouldn't have liquid in it. Then grab some beef fat or a smidge of oil and fry them on each side til golden and crispy. They taste way better than shop bought

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

Oh my

Asda you say ? *awaits onslaught of I never shop in Asda because of all the chavs*

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Buy the burger halloumi from aldi, it shouldn't have liquid in it. Then grab some beef fat or a smidge of oil and fry them on each side til golden and crispy. They taste way better than shop bought "

Oooooh excellent tip, thank you! X

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oh my

Asda you say ? *awaits onslaught of I never shop in Asda because of all the chavs*

Yes, Asda. It's my nearest shop.

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"Oh my

Asda you say ? *awaits onslaught of I never shop in Asda because of all the chavs*

Yes, Asda. It's my nearest shop.

I shop anywhere I fancy. It tickles me when the open minded people of Fab judge people where they shop and what newspaper they read

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Aaand now I'm hungry

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Buy the burger halloumi from aldi, it shouldn't have liquid in it. Then grab some beef fat or a smidge of oil and fry them on each side til golden and crispy. They taste way better than shop bought

Aaand now I'm hungry

Don't go to Asda then. No halloumi fries there.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I now have actual halloumi fries - and can confirm they are top notch!

Other crappy substitutes include: low fat supernoodles (why bother), smash (like a soupy puddle), and value clingfilm (no bloody value in that useless stuff!)

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